Category: Photo Captions

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

1) Uh . . . Is All This Orthodontic Gear Really Necessary?

2) So . . . Like My New Hat?

3) What, This Old Thing? . . . Just Something I Threw On.

4) Red And Gold Are My Favorite Colors. Why Do You Ask?

5) I Know Some Folks Are Into "Noble Simplicity," Put Personally I Prefer Noble Ostentation.

6) What Do You Mean I’m Scaring The Children?

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

1. Cops Use Yoga To Deal With On-The-Job Stress
2. "Hey, Burt. My Neck Hurts!"
3. Woman Not Amused By Police Practical Joke

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1. Early Glimpse Of Padme Amidala From Episode III–She Mutates!
2. New Hindu Goddess Has More Arms, Gains More Worshippers.
3. Flapping Arms At Super-Speed Still Does Not Result In Human-Powered Flight.
4. All The Better To Hug You With, My Dear.
5. Peacock Woman Struts Her Stuff At Superhero Convention.
6. WORLD CLOCK: At The Tone, The Correct Time Will Be . . .

STARTING CAPTIONS:

1. We’re Too Jaded Today, Say "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil" Monkeys
2. Hey What’re You Doing With That Camera? Can’t You See We’re Trying To Sleep?
3. Aren’t You Glad You Use Dial? Don’t You Wish Everyone Did?

GET THE (WEIRD) STORY.

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Ideas to get you started:

It’s not just my drinking bowl anymore!

Do you mind?!

What happens when The Owner’s away….

STARTING CAPTIONS:

• Bush Out For Stroll With "The Little Woman."
• CLOSE FRIENDS: President Is Larger-Than-Life Figure
• On Trip to Pope’s Funeral, Former President Clinton Spikes First Lady’s Drink With Shrinking Potion!

(Cowboy hat tip to the reader who e-mailed this and suggested the last caption!)

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

• From his sunken warehouse in R’lyeh, the Easter Bunny surveys a Shoggoth disguised as a giant egg.
• Grandmothers still think children will prefer tiny, chocolate eggs over giant burlap ones.
• Giant egg announces its candidacy for 2008 election.

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

• What Happens If You Use Spurs Made With Paper Plates & Magic Markers.
• Eeek! A mouse!!!
• Help! I’ve Got Something Stuck On My Back!

 

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• Dr. Rice Extends Diplomatic Embassy To Land Of Oz
• Ikea Has Sale On Giant Chairs

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N.B. Keep the captions papally-respectful. If there is Integrist pope-sniping, I’ll delete.

Starting captions:

1) Cindy Lou Who thanks John Paul II in the new film How The Pope Saved Christmas.

2) Pontiff Greets Delegation of Converts from the Fifth Dimension (Mxyzptlk Named Archbishop)