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  1. We’re Too Jaded Today, Say "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil" Monkeys
  2. Hey What’re You Doing With That Camera? Can’t You See We’re Trying To Sleep?
  3. Aren’t You Glad You Use Dial? Don’t You Wish Everyone Did?

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

19 thoughts on “Photo Caption”

  1. The critics delivered mixed reviews on “Animal Planet’s” first comedy special.

  2. The Democratic rebuttal was given by Senate Majority Harry Reid (middle) as Senators Boxer (right) and Kerry look on.

  3. LOL!
    For non-Latinists: “Virtue squats in the middle.”
    A pun on: In medio stat virtus or “Virtue stands in the middle” (meaning that virtue is moderate, not to one extreme or the other).

  4. “After camping out for 3 months and not showering or shaving, we sure better get the best seats for Revenge of the Sith.”

  5. “In a new twist on the old game of ‘Russian Roulette’ the monkeys would place a tack on one of their chairs and then sit down without looking…”

  6. Spokes-Simian for “The Wanderer” Newspaper
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    Brother SchuBob!
    I hope you don’t mean “ThisRock” magazine….
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    … And J. A. Baumgartner!
    The APE in the middle isn’t one of the Monkees, but maybe we could put the following song on the primate’s lips–even if the Monkees never performed it.
    “Oh, well there’s Flo on my left arm
    and there’s Mary on my right
    And Jenny is the girl … well …
    that I’ll be with tonight
    And when she asks me which one I love the best
    I’ll tear open my shirt
    and show her Rosie on my chest
    ‘Cause I’m the wanderer, yeah, the wanderer
    I roam around, around, around, around….”
    —From Dion DiMucci’s 1961 hit rock song “The Wanderer”
    Dion is a formerly wandering Catholic who has come back home—
    his website and reconversion story:
    http://www.diondimucci.com/journey.html
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  7. “Go on Survivor, you said. We’ll have a great time, you said. It’ll be a real hoot, you said…”

  8. Frank Griswold addresses the ECUSA House of Bishops.
    (sorry…still bitter…very unChristlike…I will go take a prozac…)

  9. Researches have discovered that they can cause devolution by subjecting humans to large levels of ginkobaloba and Scientology.

  10. Karl, Jimmy, and Tim enjoying some free time during the 2004 apologetics cruise.

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