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Starting captions:
1) "Archangel Gabriel Returns To Settle Disputed Ukraine Election . . . And Is He Ticked!!!"
2) "To Chagrin of Democrats, Gabriel Appears at Rally for Faith-Friendly Party"
3) "Damned by Hollywood: Last Generation Complains Apocalypse Can’t Compete with Summer Blockbuster Eye-Candy"
4) "Pyrotechnics Manufacturers Cash-In With Angel’s Appearance."
Y’all did great with the two recent photos I posted, but here’s a harder one:
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A caption to get you started:
"Adoption Nightmare: Baby Afraid To Join Society Of Headless Aquatic Adults."
Y’all did great with the two recent photos I posted, but here’s a harder one:
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A caption to get you started:
"Adoption Nightmare: Baby Afraid To Join Society Of Headless Aquatic Adults."
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Captions to get you started:
1) Is the grey in your mustache or beard making you look too old? . . . Try new Grecian Formula!
2) Never go bobbing for apples in hydrogen peroxide.
3) Got Cocoanut Milk?
4) Albino monkey dipped in chocolate to fit in with friends.
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Some captions to get you started:
1) Woman Attacked By Bubble Creature
2) Lilliputian Woman Exits Bubble Bath
3) Way Too Conspicuous Consumption: The Pearl Necklace
4) Dresses You Can’t Sit Down In
NEW YORK (AP) –
A polar bear at the San Diego Zoo got into the holiday spirit on Thursday by playing with a large plastic pumpkin.Kalluk, an enthusiastic 735-pound
sub-adult male, amused himself for several hours by tackling, hugging
and pouncing on the large plastic jack-o-latern.
MONSTER ISLAND (DAILY PLANET) – Supertitious natives inhabiting the atoll containing Monster Island have been discovered to be still practicing child sacrifice, as shown in the photograph below, showing a native boy being offered to Godzilla in an attempt to avert his wrath from their island.
U.N. officials have expressed horror at this practice, which is a violation of the international human rights charter.
It is also ineffective said Dr. Toshiro Ichiozaki of Tokyo University (Dept. of Monstrous Studies). "One kid is not going to satify the hunger of a 400-ft. tall beast like Godzilla. Invariably when islanders do this the beast simply eats the kid and then rampages through the village anyway. Under the influence of superstition, villagers have interpreted this as a sign that the sacrifice wasn’t of acceptable quality, but it isn’t a quality problem, it’s a quantity problem."
Dr. Toshiro added: "Further, the sacrifices themselves become ‘bait’ for Godzilla, luring him to their islands instead of letting him stay in the Monster Island Nature Preserve that ecologists insisted on creating for him in the 1970s."
CORRECTION: The above picture is actually a wire photo captioned "A boy plays under a ten-meter-high giant statue of Godzilla displayed at a botanical garden in Yokosuka, suburban Tokyo.(AFP/Toru Yamanaka)."
A giant bowl of California Cornucopia Vegetable Jubilee slithers towards a man on all fours, it’s hellish maw gaping . . .
[Actually, it’s a wire photo captioned: "A man looks at a Chinese soup sculpture displayed at a shopping mall in Hong Kong. (AFP/Philippe Lopez)."]
Props to the first person who can point out in the comments box where this joke is from.
