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Starting captions:
1) "Archangel Gabriel Returns To Settle Disputed Ukraine Election . . . And Is He Ticked!!!"
2) "To Chagrin of Democrats, Gabriel Appears at Rally for Faith-Friendly Party"
3) "Damned by Hollywood: Last Generation Complains Apocalypse Can’t Compete with Summer Blockbuster Eye-Candy"
4) "Pyrotechnics Manufacturers Cash-In With Angel’s Appearance."
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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Home fire safety begins with you. Don’t be like these folks — be sure to use only UL-listed extension cords for your Christmas lights and decorations!
“Deseret Morning News reports:
“SALT LAKE CITY — Angel Moroni returns in a spectacular show of glory to convert unbelievers; world celebrates!”
World notices the first Arc Angel.
“You think THIS is something? Just wait ’til your FATHER gets here!”
“Be Not Afraid…”
“How many fireworks can dance on the head of an angel?”
NYT Headline: “World Ends; women, minorities hardest hit.”
[shamelessly cribbed from James Taranto]
Low Brow, sorry:
“Why angels shouldn’t eat sourkraut.”
“I knew it! Pop rocks WILL be in Heaven!”