A giant bowl of California Cornucopia Vegetable Jubilee slithers towards a man on all fours, it’s hellish maw gaping . . .
[Actually, it’s a wire photo captioned: "A man looks at a Chinese soup sculpture displayed at a shopping mall in Hong Kong. (AFP/Philippe Lopez)."]
Props to the first person who can point out in the comments box where this joke is from.
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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It rings a bell but I can’t put my finger on it.
On a side note, I am distressed to see Jimmy Akin say “it’s” when “its” is appropriate. 😛
No: he got it right. “Its” is posessive. “It’s” means: “it is”.
Wasn’t Earth vs. Soup Crow T. Robot’s first and most brilliant screenplay
OH!! In the first line, not the explination…yeah…its.
YEAH, that’s what it’s from. It’s been forever since I saw MST3K. Hilarious show.
I make typos like anyone else, though if it’s any comfort, this one resulted from me pasting in a line from someone else and not catching the mistake.
Props to Justin!
And a transcript of the immortal first reading of his screenplay is available here.
“to get as much nutrition as in one thick, juicy steak, you’d have to eat -this much- in silage”
My favorite line ever I think…
“Wait, we want to help you!”
“You’re holding a mutant turd!”
My wife and I still refer to the Operatic tenor as “Uncle Scrotor”, especially when he played Otello.
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/operavivi/pagesl/vo6.htm
Ah, it was a paste. *phew* An improper “it’s” is just worse than a regular typo. I don’t know why its so, but it is. 😛
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No, it is I who will eat you!!!