Y’all did great with the two recent photos I posted, but here’s a harder one:
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A caption to get you started:
"Adoption Nightmare: Baby Afraid To Join Society Of Headless Aquatic Adults."
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Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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“Okay, Mom and Dad, which one of you had the big idea that water births are ‘natural’?”
Weesa goin’ underwater now okeeday?
Pull harder – the baby’s feet are still stuck to the bottom.
WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT AN IRRESPONSIBLE PARENTS
Easy, Beng. That’s an understandable reaction, but babies have a diving reflex that causes them to hold their breath under water without having to be taught to do so.
They actually do quite well under water and in swimming pools.
“It was at this moment that Reginald finally realized filling his goggles with water was no substitute for snorkeling.”
“I like this let me stay here.”
Beng,
The parents are actually being quite responsible. Kids (like Jimmy said) naturally have certain water abilities that can be developed (to the point of swimming underwater with their eyes open, surfacing to breath, etc.) if parents facilitate. Aside from being cute and completely safe, it increases the chance of survival in the event the child is submerged in an accident.
pax,
scott
“Aquababy learns to play ball.”
I vote for Beng! Reactionary comments leads to poor grammer leads to funny. It’s inevitable!
my entry: “this womb is cwowded”
it’s a pun *and* it’s got a talking baby!
OK, Siggy is not here to do so I will.
BENG!
I couldn’t come up with a caption. I was too busy trying to figure out what the heck was going on in the background! What are they doing????
“Amazing baby breathes underwater!” (source: “Ripley’s Believe It or Not!” museum)
BENG!
Luv,
Siggy
Babys first dive – High definition underwater videos
http://www.babyschwimmen-dresden.de
Babys first dive – High definition underwater videos
http://www.babyschwimmen-dresden.de
Babys first dive – High definition underwater videos
Upon every visit to the local aquarium, Little Johnny was always touched by all well-intentioned people who would mistake him for a turtle and subsequently try to return him to his native habitat.