STARTING CAPTIONS:
- Bush Out For Stroll With "The Little Woman."
- CLOSE FRIENDS: President Is Larger-Than-Life Figure
- On Trip to Pope’s Funeral, Former President Clinton Spikes First Lady’s Drink With Shrinking Potion!
(Cowboy hat tip to the reader who e-mailed this and suggested the last caption!)
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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How about: Lenten fast takes toll on first lady.
President Bush admires his new pair of elevator shoes.
Egads! From that angle, Bush bears a chilling resemblance to Prince Charles! What’s next? Camilla Parker-Bush? *SHUDDER*
I never realized that Laura is a hobbit.
As student of iconography, George Bush recently decided to inflate himself to an enormous size so that he would be considered the most important person in every photograph.
He quickly decided to jettison this idea when a rock hit him in the forehead. The rock is said to have come from the Book Depository but bystanders claim that they heard someone yell, “Death to the Philistines!!!” from behind a grassy knoll. A second sing-man would explain the magic stone theory where scientists claim that the stone took a right turn in mid air and deposited in Ms. Bush’s pocket.
As student of iconography, George Bush recently decided to inflate himself to an enormous size so that he would be considered the most important person in every photograph.
He quickly decided to jettison this idea when a rock hit him in the forehead. The rock is said to have come from the Book Depository but bystanders claim that they heard someone yell, “Death to the Philistines!!!” from behind a grassy knoll. A second sing-man would explain the magic stone theory where scientists claim that the stone took a right turn in mid air and deposited in Ms. Bush’s pocket.
Actors arrive in New Zealand to prepare for Peter Jackson’s “all world leader” re-make of his billion dollar worldwide hit Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
You know, I only said “Howdy” to that beautiful Italian lady making the first reading, I’m not sure why Laura is so peaved.
“If I find enough lost change left by this crowd, I can ensure the future of social security!”
“So, is my left foot still my left foot in Europe?”
How about: “Gosh! Jose Canseco was right about those steroids!”
“Step on a crack break a former First Lady’s Back”
“Step on a line break a former First Lady’s spine”
“Follow the yellow brick road!”
Did I just step in…?
Ah, Jeez! I’m the friggin’ president of the United States! You’d they’d do me the courtesy of hosing down the tarmac before I arrived!
Did I just step in…?
Ah, Jeez! I’m the friggin’ president of the United States! You’d they’d do me the courtesy of hosing down the tarmac before I arrived!