Category: Photo Captions

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

• "Which way to try-outs for the Cowardly Lion?"
• "Actually, this look is considered conservative, where I’m from."
• "Why yes, I am the neurosurgeon the hospital has assigned to your case."

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

• Under Influence Of Mind-Control Goggles, Nightcrawler Becomes Protective Of Petroleum Products
• Blue Man Group Becomes Steel Drum Band
• Man Suffers Brain-Freeze After Trying To Eat World’s Largest Push-Pop

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

• "Uh . . . Guys! Guys! I’m sorry about the practical joke in the locker room, you don’t have to–"
• They say you never see the one that gets you.
• "Actually, we found the guys make more baskets if they think Joey will get bopped in the face."
• SkyCam Distracts Player At Crucial Moment

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

• You’ve Heard Of The Popemobile? Meet The Angelmobile.
• "I’m Tellin’ Ya, Bob, This Ain’t The Kind Of Flying Car Folks Are Gonna Want!"
• Design Flaw: Gold Not Best Metal For Making Flying Cars.

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

• Man Commands Conquering Legion Of Hats Into Action
• Man Flees In Terror From Hatswarm
• Liberating Hats Cheered By Crowd Upon Returning Home

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

• "Okay. We Quit. We’re Chalmeleons, But ‘Clear’ Is Just Too Much To Ask."
• New Organic Fashion Accessories!
• "I Know They Look Strage, But They Really Keep The Flies Away From My Face."
• "When I Wore These, The Other Kids Called Me ‘Eight Eyes.’"

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

1. "Awww . . . Why Do I Always Have To Be The One To Check For Gum!"
2. Lilliputian Furniture Inspectors
3. Brobdinagian Furniture Shops
4. "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum . . . I Smell The Blood Of An Englishman."

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

1. "Pretzel Girl" Prepares To Be Dipped In Chocolate
2. Young Gymnast Has Two Arms, Two Legs, No Torso
3. Ikea Begins Marketing Human-Themed Office Furniture
4. "My Mom Told Me I’d Get Stuck Doing This."

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

1. When The Angels Cut Their Toenails
2. CLIMATOLOGISTS: Unusual Snowfall Sign Of . . . Global Warming!
3. Paragliders Alarmed At Mountainous Landing Zone

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

1. "Roll Up! For The Magical Mystery Tour!"
2. World’s First Stained Glass Subway
3. Scientists Puzzled By Psychedelic Exhaust Fumes
4. "Dude . . . I’m Tripping."