STARTING CAPTIONS:
- Sand people crowd in on Luke Skywalker in Asian remake of Star Wars.
- Man plays "cochie-coo" with baby sand monster.
- Youth rushes to stifle sneeze that could threaten sand civilization.
Category: Photo Captions
Thursday Photo Caption
STARTING CAPTIONS:
- Big Brothers’ Watching, Kids!
- Child Confronts Shoggoth In Art Museum
- "Where’s my toy? . . . Oh, the eyes have it."
Wednesday Photo Caption
STARTING CAPTIONS:
- "Drinks Anyone?"
- Waitress Makes Amazing Save After Kitchen Door Collision
- A Game For The Next Star Trek Show: Three-Dimensional Twister!
Tuesday Photo Caption
STARTING CAPTIONS:
- Supermodel Receives Sudden Shock
- Barbie’s Bad Hair Day
- Borg Queen Demonstrates New Internet Connection
Monday Photo Caption
STARTING CAPTIONS:
- Democrats divided over recent comments by Howard Dean.
- Gift horses look each other in the mouth.
- "So then the salesman tells me: ‘Every girl’s crazy for a sharp-dressed horse.’"
On An Oink And A Prayer
Not content to let Jimmy have all the fun in posting caption games, I offer one of my own:
CAPTION THIS PHOTO!
Starting ideas:
"Pigskins play Pass The Pigskin."
"I told you Mom was getting ready to wean us."
"Look, I know we look silly, but this is easier than Wilbur’s plan to save himself from Christmas dinner by befriending a spider."
Thursday Photo Caption
STARTING CAPTIONS:
- "I just know this talent is gonna get me the lead in the next Superman movie."
- Cue the Crazy Frog sound.
- "Okay, my ‘chute should deploy any second now . . . "
Wednesday Photo Caption
STARTING CAPTIONS:
- "Psst! Don’t make fun of her hat or she’ll get you with her gloves."
- Borg Fashionistas.
- "Pretzels are my favorite snack. Why?"
Tuesday Photo Caption
STARTING CAPTIONS:
- Kids flock to massive chocolate shaving at promotion for new Willy Wonka movie.
- POLL: Many Americans no good until they have their first giant cup of coffee in the morning.
- Human Klein bottle traps new victims for the Soylent Corporation.
Monday Photo Caption
STARTING CAPTIONS:
- Birdman of Alcatraz placed in Solitary
- Giant eagles capture man to feed to their young
- "Oh what a beautiful MOR-ning! Oh what a beautiful DAY! I’ve got a beautiful feeling–everything’s going my WAAAAAAAAAA-aaaaaaaaaayyyyyy . . . (thud)."