Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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…and all the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men… (Well, they’re really the same) … couldn’t put humpty together again.
Circe and Medusa combine forces. Crash black tie banquet in Zeus’s honor.
All in favor:
All Opposed:
… and the neighs have it!
“Nice to meet you. I am Mr. Ed.”
“Nice to meet you, Mr. Ed. I am Gift Horse… but you shouldn’t look in my mouth.”
How Outlandish! You look like a penguin in that get-up!
I’ve heard of horse opera, but this is ridiculous.
No no no. I said you should taste the HORS D’OEUVRES you sicko!
“But I thought you were bringing the basketball!”
Hoof- Hearted
“No, really . . . do you like it? I’ve been using a new mane gel but I’m just not sure about it yet. But if I’m not mistaken, you suit is Armani!”
“Good eye – it is Armani! Nothing like Italian, I always say. (Great scarf, by the way.)”
“(Why, thanks for noticing!) Agreed on the Italian; the material they use just drapes so well! Wouldn’t wear anything else, myself, of course! But check out these new shoes . . .”
Clothes Horses in conversation.
(LOL re: all your entries, Chris-2-4!)
LOL, Don!!
I tell you Ed, no matter what I did I couldn’t get that guy off my back.
PETA Files Suit Against “Rockem-Sockem Horsies” Maker
“How ’bout a hoof sandwich? Wanna piece of this?”
“‘Every girl’s crazy for a sharp-dressed horse.”
Hmmm…sounds like a new ZZ Top song. Or, rather, a Weird Al version of an old ZZ Top song.
They laughed until they were horse.