Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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I’m only doing this because the commies are making me.
The results of China’s first test of a “Star Trek” transporter device were less than optimum.
“Drinks are on me.” hahaha.
Every party I go to it’s the same, “Hey Lim, can you do that great party trick you know for us? I’m sick of this.”
Just be glad that you weren’t born into a family of circus performers.
“Your drink mister Bond. Shaken, not stirred.”
(Thinking)
“Good, supressed that sneeze. Oh no, not hiccups!”
A further benefit of cloning for body parts.
You know, this one is kinda gross.
“A Eucharistic minister performs an elaborate liturgical dance as she distributes grape juice in glass goblets at the cathedral in Los Angeles.”
Decapitated woman finds new source of income after doctors mistakenly reattached body and legs to the wrong side of her head.
World’s greatest Eucharistic Minister. 😛
The answer to the question “How many light bulbs does it take to change a contortionist?”
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