Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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“Wicked Witch of the West finally gives in to the Fly Monkeys Union’s demand for better equipment.”
“Alien Invasion Begins. Technology Not As Advanced As Feared.”
Where’s air traffic control when ya need it?
What eyebrows dream of.
Northwest Airlines passengers were surprised last week when they found out that they had been outsourced to Norway.
In an attempt to promote homosexual awareness the Rainbow Sash and Parachute wearers descended upon Mt. Ararat.
“We don’t know where Osama is, but we’re hoping one of thum thur bombs will hit him if we drop enough…won’t be no mountains left by the time we’ve finished, mind you…”
First balloon liturgies, now this!
If you don’t care to hear the song “Eagles’ Wings” during the Liturgy, then you’d better pray that no one starts singing about these things….
Such a feelin’s comin’ over me
There is wonder in ‘most ev’ry thing I see
Not a cloud in the sky, got the sun in my eyes
And I won’t be surprised if it’s a dream
Everything I want the world to be
Is now comin’ true especially for me
And the reason is clear, it’s because you are here
You’re the nearest thing to heaven that I’ve seen
I’m on the top of the world lookin’ down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I’ve found ever since you’ve been around
Your love’s put me at the top of the world
“It’s so peaceful, up here in my paraglider . . . all by myse- D’oh!!”
Beta version rainbows
Rainbow seeds are blown into the air in much the same way that dandelion seeds are….