Wednesday Photo Caption

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  1. "Pretzel Girl" Prepares To Be Dipped In Chocolate
  2. Young Gymnast Has Two Arms, Two Legs, No Torso
  3. Ikea Begins Marketing Human-Themed Office Furniture
  4. "My Mom Told Me I’d Get Stuck Doing This."

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

19 thoughts on “Wednesday Photo Caption”

  1. “A young girl shows Jimmy how to tie himself up in knots to justify his statement about the infallibilty of Ordinatio Sacerdotalis”

  3. In an effort to fight over-crowing in major Chinese cities, citizens have been asked to make themselves more “compact”.
    “Ikea Begins Marketing Human-Themed Office Furniture”
    LOL! 😀

  5. “No one’s going to hold MY hands during the Our Father … and they will HAVE TO give me communion on the tongue … if I ever manage to turn over first.”

  7. Stubborn girl finally takes her mothers advice and takes her head out of her butt.

  8. Scotty: “I’m givin’ ‘er all she’s got captin, but the transparter is just not warkin’ Her tarso got caught up in the matrix and she won’t materialize.”
    Bones: “Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor not a yoga instructor”.
    Jim: “Spock, what is it?”
    Spock: “I am unable to identify the nature of the creature captain. Fascinating”

  11. Blessed are the flexable, for they shall not be bent out of shape 🙂
    PS, good one, Fr. Can I join your parish?

  12. Gentle Tammy, you wrote “flexable.” One might call that a flexible spelling of “flexible,” except that “flexable” is incorrect. It’s “flexible” bent out of shape.

  18. ” Y’know, these days I just don’t know whether I’m on my arse or my elbow!”

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