Thursday Photo Caption

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STARTING CAPTIONS:

  1. Cops Use Yoga To Deal With On-The-Job Stress
  2. "Hey, Burt. My Neck Hurts!"
  3. Woman Not Amused By Police Practical Joke

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

8 thoughts on “Thursday Photo Caption”

  1. “Now, zen, offeezers: Are you going to talk, or must I bring out ze brazz knuckles?”

  2. Still shot from the premier of new TV series “Law and Order – Shoe Investigation Unit”

  3. but what’s that thing tied around the lady’s waist? her sleeping roll?

  4. -wispers-
    Ponch – “Chip?”
    Chip – “Yah Ponch”
    Ponch – “I think this new posture during the Our Father has to be a Liturgical Abuse.”
    Chip – “Yah, This is nothing though at a Church I went to last week the Priest had us do the Electric Slide during the consecration instead of kneeling”
    Ponch – “I really hate the design of these new minimalist churches.”
    Chip – “Heads up here comes the question and answer portion of the Mass.”
    Priest – “Who is the man that redeemed every man?”
    Congregation – “Jesus”
    Priest – “He had one good Mother…”
    Congregation – “Shut yo’ mouth!”
    Priest – “Just talkn’ bout Mary.”
    Congregation – “We can dig it.”
    Ponch – “Ummm, Chip”
    Chip – “Yah Ponch”
    Ponch – “I think that this is just the theme from Shaft with the words changed.”
    Chip – “I’m just glad that old lady doesn’t have blue hair.”

  5. “You know, honey, I think I liked them better by the sofa. What do you think?”
    “There’s never a policeman around when you need one!”
    “I don’t know . . . I just don’t *get* performance art!”

  6. BTW . . . what’t the woman wearing around her torso? Looks like the curtains from my pediatrician’s office when I was a kid in the 70s! Haute couture in NYC?

  7. The wrap is concealing the fact that she’s wearing leotards. She’s an American nun dressed for paraliturgical dancing. Her performance over, we now see the unfortunate effects on two devout Irish cops.

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