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  • From his sunken warehouse in R’lyeh, the Easter Bunny surveys a Shoggoth disguised as a giant egg.
  • Grandmothers still think children will prefer tiny, chocolate eggs over giant burlap ones.
  • Giant egg announces its candidacy for 2008 election.

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

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  1. Visitors to St. Peter’s Square were surprised and perplexed by the decision of the College of Cardinals regarding the selection of a new Pope. “We’re really hatching something new,” Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger was quoted as saying.

  2. 1) And then the Easter Bunny said, “Well, I may not know art, but I know what I like!”

  3. “And then once they’ve rolled this thing through the city gates and gone to sleep, that’s when our fiercest bunny warriors will burst forth and ATTACK!”

  4. Lego artists spent the better part of a year trying to piece together a massive representation of the planet Earth. When asked about the perplexing result, team leader Roger Bush said “You get so involved in the details that stepping back to take a look at things seems to be a stumbling block to hitting the deadline”
    Ooops

  5. “Are you sure? I can’t see any dung beattles, and besides elephants that big don’t live around here”.

  6. “Dang! You really should have measured the door before we STARTED! Alright, guys, start takin’ it apart!”

  7. And when the egg had finished giving his orders, only three were strong enough to come forward and express their views. Fernando the Rabbit, who just happend to be from Wisconsin, was clearly the leader of the pending mutany. Margaret and Esther just stood by, waiting for the signal from Fernando.

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