Category: Photo Captions

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* Hindu Goddess "High-Fives" Most Devoted Worshipper

* Manicure Of The Gods

* Man Uses "Androcles And The Lion" Principle To Win Divine Favor

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1) "Help us! We’re drowning!"

2) Accident In The Atlantis Glass Factory

3) "No! It is I who will eat you!"

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• Shocking Discovery! Modern child sacrifice to pig god!
• Even as a baby, Ritchie Rich needed special means for storing his allowance.
• Small child considers future career as veterinary dental technician.

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• Kim Jong-il decides his favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz.
• Shortly after this photo was taken, a vicious brawl broke out over the fact that some of the people hogged two orbs while the others had to go orbless.
• Graduation day in Munchkin Land.

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• "No! It is I who will eat you!"
• Girl does dental cleaning for dino.
• It went surprisingly well until the dinosaur got tired of the girl playfully kicking inside his throat.

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• " . . . And it’s got Excedrin written all over it."
• Shock-Absorbing Bricks Save Man’s Life In Hammer Attack!
• "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road . . . "

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• Count Bugula prepares to strike.
• Volkswagen introduces new all-terrain vehicle.
• Shelob in the new automotive remake of Lord of the Rings.
• The Spidermobile, from Spiderman 3.

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• When the swimming pool isn’t filled with water.
• "Hang on! I’ll have you out of there in a jiffy!"
• Secretly, Patrick was thinking about playing "This Little Piggie" with the helpless diver.

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• "See, I told you that it’s the same color as the rest of me!"
• White Tiger Seeks Showbiz Gig With Gene Simmons Impression
• "You’d be surprised how much milk I can lap up with this."

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• "No! It is I who will eat your head!"
• "Did you know that you’ve got a cavity back there?"
• "Hey, lemme get some of that!"