Wednesday Photo Caption


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  • When the swimming pool isn’t filled with water.
  • "Hang on! I’ll have you out of there in a jiffy!"
  • Secretly, Patrick was thinking about playing "This Little Piggie" with the helpless diver.

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

14 thoughts on “Wednesday Photo Caption”

  1. The pit-diving judges deducted points from this competitor for failure to fully extend feet and toes.

  2. News Report.
    It was reported today that archeologists had uncovered what they claim to be the missing burial place of Brian Boru, the 6th?? century king of Ireland. Legend has it that King Boru, on leaning out to kiss the Blarney Stone at Blarney Castle, lost his hold and fell head first to the earth below. Being a man of huge stature, he disappeared into the bog. The superstitious subjects of the day refused to unearth his body because they believed that Leprechauns had taken him to the underworld, and they were fearful of reprisals by the little folk.

  3. New excavations prove that St. Peter was not only crucified but also buried upside down.

  4. Sadly, the Chinese giant-child failed to heed the warnings of the giant-elders that if he fell into the hole he was playing near, he’d fall “all the way clear to America.”

  5. And you are now come beneath the hemisphere
    Opposite to that which occupies the great dry land
    And underneath whose zenith the Man was slain
    Who was born and lived without sin,
    And you have your feet upon a little sphere
    Which forms the other side of the Judecca.
    Here it is morning when it is evening there,
    And this one who made a ladder for us
    With his hair is still fixed as he was before.
    On this side he fell down from heaven;
    And the Earth, which before stood out here,
    For fear of him made a veil of the sea
    And came To our hemisphere; and perhaps in order to escape from him that which appears on this side left here the empty space and rushed upwards.

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    “you hold still; I’ll shovel off a little of this cellulite.”

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