Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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No! It is I who will eat you!
In Russia, pork eats you!
This little piggy went to market, had roast beef, and went “Wee, wee, wee” all the way home.
1. I had the last post. My bad for not leaving my name.
2. I hoped they filled up that piggy bank. Would be nice to know how much was donated.
See, I told you the piggy didn’t eat it.
“Please, Mom, No! I promise I’ll won’t feed the dog my bacon at breakfast ever again!”
“Please, Mom, No! I promise I’ll never feed the dog my bacon at breakfast ever again!”
Sorry for the double post!
“Keeerrrrmie, Kermie, Kermie!”
Why my piggy why? I loved you my piggy!
FEED THE PIGGY!
It’s on, Mr. Greydanus. I was gone when this was posted, but next time, it will be I who will beat you to posting that caption!
Ha! East my dust Mr. Haas!
“mmmm. bacon.” — Homer Simpson
AP – Friday Sep 2, 8:04PM ET – Sacramento, CA: It was discovered today, the beginning of the final weekend of the California State Fair, that a “Fortune Telling Pig” exhibit was actually run by 3 real pigs! Fair attendent Joyce Johnson said, “I thought it was funny when my daughter’s fortune said ‘Eat more beef!’ but I was a bit disturbed that it was handed to me by a hoof!” Fair officials said the pigs got the idea last week to make money for victims of Hurricane Katrina. “(Grunt) We just felt we had to do something,” one pig was quoted as saying. “It’s just such a horrible tragedy(oink).” The farmer who owns the pigs was relieved to find them safe but was not surprised at the reason for their escape. “They’re not your average piggies, that’s for sure! One of ’em did my taxes this year!”
The pigs were thanked for their generosity & sent back to the agricultural exhibit. They will reportedly be given extra slop for the remainder of the fair.
Contrary to common belief, the pink pig is really a new ikon for the Democratic Party – which was originally red, until it over-inflated to the extent that red became pink.
Just like the Democrats, I guess.
Been feeding this thing all morning and it’s still hungry!
The newest project of Jesus Seminar, quest for the historical Moloch.