STARTING CAPTIONS
1) "Help us! We’re drowning!"
2) Accident In The Atlantis Glass Factory
3) "No! It is I who will eat you!"
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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It reminds me of the scene in “The Road To Utopia” where Hope and Crosby are fishing. Crosby catches about 14, Hope none. Crosby leaves, then a fish pops its head out of the stream and says, “Hey, Mac! Tell your buddy number 15 was here.” (Oh, well, atleast Hope caught Lamour in that flick).
“Under da sea! Under da sea!
Dahling it’s betta down where it’s wetta
Take it from me!”
“So, this is air, eh? Can’t say I see what all the fuss is about.”
“YOW! This water is COLD!”
“Give us your worms and we won’t be forced to come out there and suck onto your legs with our Yellow Orifices of Death.”
“You got any of those St. Peter’s Fishing Lures that Mother Angelica used to make?”
It looks like a shoggoth got loose and started chowing down on the local fish-farm. This really annoys me; people should not let their shoggoths run wild. We have leash laws precisely to prevent this sort of thing from happening.
“I dare you to eat me! I’m full of mercury!”
“The worms were good! Now, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Man… Where’s Saint Anthony? You suck!
Nemo: “Everybody swim DOWN.”
Fish begging the bishop to grant Catholics a dispensation to eat MEAT on St. Patrick’s Day.
From a Google search on “It is I who will eat you”, the top hits are from this very blog.
“Soylent Green is Fish!!!!”
“O, filet-o’-sole mio …”
Anyone been watching the series “Surface”?
When’s the final episode? Is this it?
“You call yourself a fisherman!!?? NYAAH, NYAAH< NYAAH!!"
Ha ha John, that’s a really good one!
“Heeeeeeeeeere, humany-humany-humany.”
Hach! Uck! I can’t cough up this G.I. Jonah!
“Jesus called us. Tell Peter and John to throw the net over here.”
“Happy St. Patrick’s Day and two pints of John Courage over here!”
Um, guys, I think Darwin was wrong.
More entitlements please!
Reception in the hand? Forget it!!!
Only five billion years to go!!!!
“Give us a kiss! Give us a kiss!”
Not bad yourself, BillyHW! (Thanks.)
“I told you to stop making funny faces Billy! Now it’s gonna stay that way! Listen to your mother next time!”
There’s always a bigger fish.
“Catch me if you can!”
That’s typical of you two. Always carping…
Swimming in jello is faster than swimming in water!
God told us to tell you that he’s been asking you to do His will for years and you’ve been ignoring Him. Now hop in!
Fish offering coin to pay to Ceasar. (Tax time around the corner)
I vote for Fr Stephanos’!
Feed me !
And the winner of the best fresh-water blog goes to……..
That’s what we get for feeding them all those plastic worms!
“blueberry icecream with fishhead!”
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