Okay, so I’m surfing the web and I find
THIS ARTICLE ABOUT A NEW BOOK THAT’S SUPPOSED TO SHAKE UP THE ABORTION DEBATE.
Here’s what the article says:
An American scientist is set to publish a crucial new book on the pre-natal behavior of babies that is expected to have a profound impact on the issue of abortion.
“The Theorem: A Complete Answer to Human Behavior” by Douglas M. Arone is set for release in the United Kingdom by John Hunt Publishing Ltd. The book has already provoked reaction among scientists, such as Dr. B. Abolade, psychiatrist for children and adolescents in Montgomery, Alabama, who calls the theory, "A discovery of great genius that will advance mankind’s march towards progress".
"I specifically wanted The Theorem to be published in the U.K. to avoid the focus on the abortion debate that seems to consume America. It was, and still is my hope that over here the work can be appreciated for the other equally important aspects such as; why we talk, the purpose of sleep and the identification to the possible origins of autism, and not just focused on identifying exactly when the fetus gains a limited consciousness", states Mr. Arone.
The publisher has prohibited any pre-release and review copies, which has fueled interest in the book on the part of both pro-life and pro-abortion groups. The Theorem is scheduled to be released on December 26.
First, notice the hype in the opening sentence. It’s a "crucial new book" expected to have "a profound impact" on the issue of abortion. Really? How many individual books have been released in the last 32 years that had a "profound impact" on the abortion juggernaut? Not many. Now, this could just be the publicist’s hype and may not be reflective of the views of the scientist who wrote the book, so let’s keep reading.
The next graph gives us the name of the book: “The Theorem: A Complete Answer to Human Behavior.” Now, I work for a publisher, and I participate in product titleing meetings all the time, and while titles are the ultimate purview of publisher (they’re part of the marketing of a book), a significant degree of deference is shown to the author. At a minimum, you want the author to be "on board" with the title. If he hates it then it can hurt sales of the book (even if he never says so in public).
You don’t want to give a book a title that will cause the author to freak out, regret ever signing a contract with you, and refuse to promote the book with enthusiasm. So there’s a great degree of mutual agreement in coming to a title, and it is reasonable to assume that the author of this book–Douglas M. Arone–is on board with this title.
That’s a problem because any scientist worth his salt would FREAK OUT at having a book published with a title like that under his name. The pretentious title "The Theorem" is going to draw the ire of the scientific community. (Every scientist works with theorems. What makes Arone’s so special that it qualifies as THE theorem, compared to everyone else’s?)
And the subtitle will send other scientists INTO ORBIT. "The Complete Answer to Human Behavior"? What? Really? One guy has mastered all the manifold areas of psychology, neurology, embryology, pediatrics, medicine, anthropology, sociology, economics, and the host of other disciplines needed to provide THE COMPLETE answer to human behavior? Just how many doctorates does this guy have? Where is the research team that provided him with all this data? What billion-dollar fund is funding his research team?
Grand unified theories are extraordinarily hard to come by, and when someone tries one, it usually fails. Physics hasn’t come up with a settled Unified Field Theory after decades of trying, and the squishy sciences like psychology are lightyears behind in terms of being able to rigorously explain their subject matter.
What REAL scientists do is publish MODEST claims that offer TENTATIVE proposals to explain SMALL areas–usually in scientific journals–and then slowly, over the course of time, let these build up into big picture proposals.
The title of the book and its subtitle are screaming "AMATEUR PHONY!" to anyone with ears to hear and eyes to see.
Then we’ve got some (apparently clinical, not research) psychiatrist referring to this as a work of "great genius" and saying it will "advance mankind’s march toward progress." Huh? What kind of overblown 19th century progress rhetoric boat did THIS guy step off of?
Actually, what boat did he step off of, because it turns out that the guy’s from Nigeria, where he did his residency. Since then he’s practiced in a number of different FIELDS of medicine (can’t settle on a specialty for some reason? legal or ethical review board troubles in one or more maybe?). And, although his bio says he’s licensed to practice medicine on three continents, there are enough stories in the press about problems associated with doctors educated in the third world to raise suspicions about this guy’s qualifications with regard to recognizing theories of "great genius" that will "advance mankind’s march toward progress."
Then we’ve got a quote from the author saying that–for some reason–he’s hinky about publishing the book in America–his homeland–but hopes that "over here" in England "it can be appreciated" properly. As if truth isn’t truth regardless of which side of the Atlantic you’re on? As if Americans will be denied the benefit of all his stunning research? As if (upon checking his web site) you don’t see them advertising that it will be available IN EVERY MAJOR BOOK CHAIN IN AMERICA?
This smells.
And what it smells like this this: The guy COULDN’T FIND a reputable American publisher who was willing to do this book and now he’s spinning why he’s gone to an overseas publisher.
Now, just from this piece (which is essentially a press release
rewritten as a news story) there are multiple warning bells going off.
(NOTE: I have no idea if his British publisher, O Books, an imprint of
John Hunt Publishing Ltd. is respectable or not. I do know that I’ve
never heard of them.)
And then note the way the author "scientist" is referred to at the end of the graph: as MISTER Arone.
What? Not "Doctor"? This guy’s got no PhD? No MD? No nothing? Does he even have a masters degree?
Is this guy QUALIFIED to tell us ANYTHING regarding "The Complete Answer to Human Behavior"?
And then note the sensationalism and secrecy of the last graph: No review copies sent out, which is standard industry practice to build buzz for a book. Again, this stinks. Real scientists don’t go in for this kind of showmanship. And why wouldn’t the publisher send out review copies? It’s not like anybody’s been waiting with baited breath for this book by MISTER Arone to come out. This wasn’t the script for Episode III: Revenge of the Sith or anything (which at least had die-hard Star Wars fans waiting for it).
Is the real reason that the publisher didn’t send out review copies just to engage in cheap showmanship so they could CLAIM that interest was being "fueled" among pro-lifers and pro-aborts, when in fact nobody in the abortion debate even KNEW about the book until this press release was put on the PR wire?
The last line in the article says to go to the book’s website, www.thetheorem.com, for more info, so let’s do that.
What do we find when we get there?
Is there a bio of Mr. Arone telling us his qualifications as a "scientist"? Nope. Not that I could find.
Okay, is there a phone number for his publicists so you can call and ask for a bio? Nope. They want everything through snail mail, e-mail, or faxes. They seem to be averse to giving you a telephone number for some reason. (And the author publicist is listed as having a P.O. Box in Jackson, Wyoming of all places–apparently the new hotspot for New York and L.A. publicists wanting to get out of the city).
Now there’s a page of FORTY ONE "Endorsees" one can look at, and it’s basically a bunch of psychiatrists and sociologists and PhDs and MDs around the country, BUT WAIT! Down at the bottom of the page of "endorsees" we find THIS statement:
These individuals are currently reviewing The Theorem: The Complete Answers to Human Behavior for endorsement. We will post the specifics of the endorsements on this Website when received.
So these people aren’t endorsees AT ALL! The publisher has simply sent them review copies hoping for endorsements. I wonder how they feel about the fact that their names are being used as "endorsees" of a book that they’ve only just got in the mail and have, in fact, issued NO endorsement for.
I know I’d be hopping mad if one of the publishers I occasionally get books from looking for endorsements did that to me!
There’s also a Q & A page on the site where, no matter what the question(s) is (are) the answer is:
After reading The Theorem:
No More Questions – Only Answers!
And there’s NO CLUE what "The Theorem" itself actually is.
If you check Amazon’s US and UK websites, you find out that this is
the ONLY book Arone has ever authored, and if you Google his name and
start subtracting out references to "the theorem" then the number of
mentions of him on the web shrinks towards zero. In fact, I couldn’t
find ANY mentions of him on the web that weren’t connected with this
book. There are no research papers by him in scientific journals.
Nothing. His entire web footprint is this one thing.
The capstone of all this is a LONG LETTER in which MISTER Arone agonizes about how, like a parent, he birthed and raised The Theorem and is now, regretfully, letting his child leave the nest and go out into the world (all the while giving the reader NO CLUE what The Theorem is).
The freaky thing is that he sounds like a character in a Lovecraft story:
While the discovery was born unto me, I never really owned it, as I was not responsible for its greatness, for this grand design. No, all of the honors went to Nature herself. I was just a witness at an indescribable moment in time, seeing a part of her that I am convinced no man was ever meant to see.
No, this discovery never belonged to me, but I must confess that I treated it as though it was mine. I did everything I could to nurture and support it, for while I never owned it— Nature’s secret into mankind’s behavior— it certainly owned me. I surrendered entirely to the obsession it undoubtedly deserved, and then gave more. If it swallowed me whole, well, that mattered little, as it quenched any and all intellectual curiosity that I, any one man, could generate.
Then I went back through history, and the model answered all of those questions as well. Deeper and deeper, day upon day, I began breaking through levels of consciousness that no drug could provide, no religion could promise and no meditation could silence. This model simply possessed the answers. There were no more questions, only answers, some as complex as Nature herself seemed to be, others were more basic, but nonetheless important.
Yes, for the first time in my life I was free
from the intellectual chains that had bound not only me, but
had bound all men since the beginning of time.
Of course not all of the answers were a joyous discovery,
as a few I would rather not have known, for they challenged
my long held beliefs. The facts were the facts however, and
I was very grateful for the peace and the freedom.
The best
part of it all was that whenever I felt uneasy with my findings,
whenever I feared drifting into some abyss of consciousness
or any level that I was uncomfortable with, I could quickly
ground myself with the scientific evidence that proved the
validity of the original model. And ground me it did, for
unlike all theories that fear scientific evidence, (this of
course because they are incorrect and fear being exposed),
this model, on the contrary, embraced it.
Oh, man! This thing is TOO FUNNY! I’ve never read a real-life example of mad scientist/horror story scientific megalomania before!
READ THE WHOLE THING.
Oh yeah, and he explains that once he got hooked on his theory he realized that he didn’t want to be distracted by things like going to med school and becoming a doctor.
Shades of Charles Dexter Ward!–who "refused to qualify for college on the ground
that he had individual researches of much greater
importance to make."
Let’s hope he comes to a better end than young Mr. Ward did.
But in the meantime, pro-lifers should take warning: This guy is NOT a scientist, he is a quack. Do not WASTE your time and money reading his book. If you’ve pre-ordered it, go back and cancel the order. And, whatever you do, DO NOT give him positive publicity. Rely on stuff from this guy and pro-aborts will eat you alive.