Starring On The Antiques Roadshow

Well, not really; but it makes for an intriguing post title.

In my post Made In America, I mentioned that I had once appeared on The Antiques Roadshow. A reader commented:

"Michelle, you have teased us and now you must produce — what is your Antiques Roadshow experience?"

A couple of years ago the show filmed in San Diego. A coworker had been asked to attend the taping by a friend who had won two tickets to the show. The coworker was unable to go, knew that I loved the show, and asked her friend if I could have the ticket. Friend said yes, so off we went.

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Compendium By August

Catholic New Service is reporting that

THE COMPENDIUM OF THE CATECHISM OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WILL BE READY BY WORLD YOUTH DAY, WHICH TAKES PLACE IN AUGUST.

For those who may not have heard of it, the Compendium is an abridgement and synthesis of the Catechism of the Catholic Church to make the Church’s teaching more accessible to those who might be frightened off by the monster-thick Catechism.

Benedict XVI–then Cardinal Ratzinger–was entrusted with the task of overseeing the creation of the Compendium.

It’s near-release has been reported before. CNS reported that it was going to be published in April . . . but then the Church kinda had other things on its mind in April. Now it’s reporting that the work will be ready by World Youth Day (90 days from now).

CNS also has some info on the nature of the work:

Sources told CNA the Compendium is “more of a synthesis than a simplification,” that is, “the theological language used in the Catechism of the Catholic Church will be almost completely retained.”

However, sources said the Compendium “balances this continuity in the language with the simplification of some concepts to make them more accessible to the reader.”

UFOs On Google!

Google_ufoWhat’s this?

Okay, it’s a sattelite picture of a Florida neighborhood that you can view over yonder on Google’s new satellite map service.

HERE.

But what’s the circular thing in the middle of the picture?

Nobody knows!

BUT FOLKS OVER AT THE GOOGLE SIGHTSEEING BOARD ARE HAVING FUN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.

Incidentally, in case you’re not familiar with this Google service, you can access it by going to

MAPS.GOOGLE.COM

typing in an address, say your house, and then clicking the "Satellite" link up to the right and get a sattelite view of your house! (Or whatever other address you typed in.)

These images ain’t realtime (othwise the whole service would go dark every night) but folks have been finding all kind of interesting things in them (e.g., airplanes in flight).

Happy hunting!

Mmmmmmmm . . . Cold Pizza . . .

A reader writes:

I was wondering if you could help me with a question about Church

teaching and destiny or the end of ones life. I hope this doesn’t come

off sounding stupid but… what does the Church teach, if anything, on

when we die.

If I am eating cold pizza for breakfast on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at

7:57am, choke on a pepperoni and die. Did I die because I chose the path

to eat cold pizza this morning? Could I have gone on another day if I

had eaten Fruit Loops?

Or, was Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 7:57am it was my TIME to go? So, if I

hadn’t eaten the cold pizza, at that exact time, I would have had a

heart attack, choked on a Fruit Loop, or an anvil could have dropped on

my head because my number was up and my choices in life had nothing to

do with my death.

Obviously the "choices" I am speaking of do not include actual dangerous

activities, smoking or anything like that.

If the Church doesn’t have a position on things like this, would you

please give me your opinion?

This is one where the Church has not formally advanced a teaching. The issue seems to involve two questions:

1) Does God predestine the deaths of individuals? and

2) Does God predestine particular ends or does he predestine the end with the means leading to it.

In regard to the first question, the whole subject of divine predestination is up in the air at the moment. We know that God does predestine things, but which things and the manner in which he predestines them is quite disputed.

Scripture uses language that at time seems to ascribe a greater role to God’s activity in predestining events, as if he were actively causing the event to take place, while other times it seems to ascribe a larger role to the choices of individuals, with God foreknowing and allowing the event and thus predestining it in a more passive sense.

In the Middle Ages the more active interpretation of predestination was assumed to be true. This was the position of Augustine & Aquinas, for example. While this view is still quite permitted, of late both theologians and the Magisterium seem to have been inclining more toward that more passive understanding of predestination. John Paul II and Benedict XVI (when he was a cardinal) have both said things that place strong emphasis on human freedom and responsibility and that suggest a view of God as allowing humans to make their choices rather than causing them to make their choices.

How that shakes out, only time will tell, but I don’t expect it to be resolved in my lifetime. The pressure to get a definitive settlement of how predestination works ain’t there at present (though this was a HUGE controversy a few hundred years back).

If one takes the more passive view then if you don’t eat the cold pizza (mmmmm . . . cold pizza)–or if you eat it more carefully than in your hypothetical–then you don’t end up dying.

But what if you take the more active view of predestination? Here is where the second question kicks in.

A number of years ago, back when I was a Presbyterian (and thus in a church that mandated an active view of predestination), I was once having a discussion with the pastor of the Church and its minister to college students. There were a number of really good theological minds in the congregation, and we often had discussions of a fairly theoretical nature. In this discussion the pastor was mentioning an idea that he’d heard from someone who suggested that if a particular person failed to preach the gospel to you then you wouldn’t have become a Christian.

He was very dismissive of this idea. Since certain people are, in the Presbyterian view, "the elect" (meaning that they are actively predestined from all eternity to come to God and be saved), it seemed to the pastor that it was inconceivable that someone not preaching the gospel to you would affect your salvation. Instead, somebody else would end up preaching the gospel to you so that you’d be saved.

The pastor was quite certain of this conclusion, but the college minister and I both instantly had a negative reaction to it.

On our view, the pastor was taking an unduly simplistic view of how divine predestination operates: Not only does God predestine particular ends (like your salvation) but also with those ends he predestines the means to their accomplishment (like Person X preaching the gospel to you).

Therefore, if God had chosen differently with regard to the means then the end is no longer guaranteed. If he hadn’t chosen to predestine Person X to preach the gospel to you, you can’t assume that he’d predestine somebody else to do so. Maybe he would, but maybe not. Your membership in the elect is not known to be a first-order divine decree around which other, more contingent events in the universe must arrange themselves.

It may be that it’s the other way around–that God has predestined the means that lead to your becoming one of the elect (e.g., someone preaching the gospel to you, you having the efficacious grace required to respond positively to it), and if you change those means then you change your status as a member of the elect.

It strikes me that the same would apply to the question of when one dies. Even on the more active theory of predestination, if God predestines you to die at a certain point then that might be a first-order divine decree that other, more contingent matters must adjust for (so that if the cold pizza doesn’t kill you, the fruit loops or something else will) or it may be that God predestines your-death-at-a-particular-time-and-by-a-particular-means, so that if you throw the means up in the air it takes the time of death with it.

On balance, since on the more passive view of predestination your not eating the pizza leads to you not dying, and since on the more active view of predestination your not eating the pizza may lead to you not dying, I suspect that if you don’t eat the pizza, you don’t die.

Mmmmmmmm . . . Cold Pizza . . .

A reader writes:

I was wondering if you could help me with a question about Church
teaching and destiny or the end of ones life. I hope this doesn’t come
off sounding stupid but… what does the Church teach, if anything, on
when we die.

If I am eating cold pizza for breakfast on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at
7:57am, choke on a pepperoni and die. Did I die because I chose the path
to eat cold pizza this morning? Could I have gone on another day if I
had eaten Fruit Loops?

Or, was Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 7:57am it was my TIME to go? So, if I
hadn’t eaten the cold pizza, at that exact time, I would have had a
heart attack, choked on a Fruit Loop, or an anvil could have dropped on
my head because my number was up and my choices in life had nothing to
do with my death.

Obviously the "choices" I am speaking of do not include actual dangerous
activities, smoking or anything like that.

If the Church doesn’t have a position on things like this, would you
please give me your opinion?

This is one where the Church has not formally advanced a teaching. The issue seems to involve two questions:

1) Does God predestine the deaths of individuals? and

2) Does God predestine particular ends or does he predestine the end with the means leading to it.

In regard to the first question, the whole subject of divine predestination is up in the air at the moment. We know that God does predestine things, but which things and the manner in which he predestines them is quite disputed.

Scripture uses language that at time seems to ascribe a greater role to God’s activity in predestining events, as if he were actively causing the event to take place, while other times it seems to ascribe a larger role to the choices of individuals, with God foreknowing and allowing the event and thus predestining it in a more passive sense.

In the Middle Ages the more active interpretation of predestination was assumed to be true. This was the position of Augustine & Aquinas, for example. While this view is still quite permitted, of late both theologians and the Magisterium seem to have been inclining more toward that more passive understanding of predestination. John Paul II and Benedict XVI (when he was a cardinal) have both said things that place strong emphasis on human freedom and responsibility and that suggest a view of God as allowing humans to make their choices rather than causing them to make their choices.

How that shakes out, only time will tell, but I don’t expect it to be resolved in my lifetime. The pressure to get a definitive settlement of how predestination works ain’t there at present (though this was a HUGE controversy a few hundred years back).

If one takes the more passive view then if you don’t eat the cold pizza (mmmmm . . . cold pizza)–or if you eat it more carefully than in your hypothetical–then you don’t end up dying.

But what if you take the more active view of predestination? Here is where the second question kicks in.

A number of years ago, back when I was a Presbyterian (and thus in a church that mandated an active view of predestination), I was once having a discussion with the pastor of the Church and its minister to college students. There were a number of really good theological minds in the congregation, and we often had discussions of a fairly theoretical nature. In this discussion the pastor was mentioning an idea that he’d heard from someone who suggested that if a particular person failed to preach the gospel to you then you wouldn’t have become a Christian.

He was very dismissive of this idea. Since certain people are, in the Presbyterian view, "the elect" (meaning that they are actively predestined from all eternity to come to God and be saved), it seemed to the pastor that it was inconceivable that someone not preaching the gospel to you would affect your salvation. Instead, somebody else would end up preaching the gospel to you so that you’d be saved.

The pastor was quite certain of this conclusion, but the college minister and I both instantly had a negative reaction to it.

On our view, the pastor was taking an unduly simplistic view of how divine predestination operates: Not only does God predestine particular ends (like your salvation) but also with those ends he predestines the means to their accomplishment (like Person X preaching the gospel to you).

Therefore, if God had chosen differently with regard to the means then the end is no longer guaranteed. If he hadn’t chosen to predestine Person X to preach the gospel to you, you can’t assume that he’d predestine somebody else to do so. Maybe he would, but maybe not. Your membership in the elect is not known to be a first-order divine decree around which other, more contingent events in the universe must arrange themselves.

It may be that it’s the other way around–that God has predestined the means that lead to your becoming one of the elect (e.g., someone preaching the gospel to you, you having the efficacious grace required to respond positively to it), and if you change those means then you change your status as a member of the elect.

It strikes me that the same would apply to the question of when one dies. Even on the more active theory of predestination, if God predestines you to die at a certain point then that might be a first-order divine decree that other, more contingent matters must adjust for (so that if the cold pizza doesn’t kill you, the fruit loops or something else will) or it may be that God predestines your-death-at-a-particular-time-and-by-a-particular-means, so that if you throw the means up in the air it takes the time of death with it.

On balance, since on the more passive view of predestination your not eating the pizza leads to you not dying, and since on the more active view of predestination your not eating the pizza may lead to you not dying, I suspect that if you don’t eat the pizza, you don’t die.

Tattoo You… and you, and you…

TattooReuters reports that practitioners of the art of tattoo are beginning to sense a sea change.

Tattooing just isn’t as fun as it used to be. It seems like every suburban kid wants a tattoo as soon as they are out of braces. And worse, it has become a staple among soccer moms and cubicle jockeys across the country. The town where I live (republican territory, dry county, population around 30,000) now has several large tattoo parlors. Tattoos have become mainstream, which poses a problem. Part of the allure of tattoos, at least in the U.S., has always been that they were seen as non-conformist, a little dangerous and always cool. They are now so commonplace that it is no surprise to see one on your babysitter.

Long-time tattoo photographer Charles Gatewood of San Francisco said:
"It (tattooing) is so popular that it has lost some of its magic. It
was like a club, a secret society and family. Now it’s gotten
commercialized, co-opted and watered down … in the opinion of some
people."

You can almost hear the sadness, the disillusionment. This state of affairs has also led to a kind of one-upsmanship among tattoo-ees. To get even a second glance nowadays, your tattoo must be exceptionally; large, vulgar, psychotic, stupid, so-cryptic-that-even-you-forget-what-it-means (pick one).  It’s basically the same thing that’s happened to music.

My problem with tattooing (for me personally) is that there is no "undo" command in the drop-down menu.
Imagine going into a store and seeing a hat you really like. It’s a great hat, a bejewelled and richly embroidered skullcap. You go to try it on and the sales-guy informs you that this is no ordinary hat. If you put this hat on your head, it will never come off. Ever. You love the hat. It’s the coolest hat you have ever seen. The inner conflict is almost palpable, ain’t it? And for good reason. What if this hat doesn’t look as cool to me in thirty years? How will I explain it to my grandkids? My employer? Sure, I can always cover it with another, bigger hat, but what if I just want to stroll bare-headed in the park?

This is my tattoo conundrum: Anything important enough to have permanently engraved on my skin turns out to be too important to trivialize by reducing it to a fashion statement. If Jesus is important to me, then I will try to imitate his behavior, not have him drawn on my calf.  And besides, it’s really not fair to the true fringe element in society. The "mainstream" keeps getting wider and wider, pushing the real fashion rebels farther and farther out into the jungle. To get noticed now you need a face full of hardware, or implants on yor forehead, or any number of other absurd "modifications".

So, in sympathy with frustrated bikers everywhere, I beg you, please don’t get that Tweety-Bird on your ankle. Refrain from purchasing that tribal butterfly back piece. And definitely take a pass on anything written in a language that you can’t read yourself. You could be getting someone’s shopping list permanently embroidered on your flesh.

How To Crush Social Rebellion

Ever wonder how to sap the fun right out of non-conformity by teens and other social anarchists? Easy. You take their cultural rebellion and make it mainstream.

"As models flaunted head-to-toe body art and hard rock pulsated in a cavernous ballroom, veteran tattoo artists at a New York convention on Saturday wondered if their once taboo artistry was losing its nonconformist lure.

[…]

"Americans, especially women, are embracing a practice once considered seedy. A growing number of people are subjecting themselves to the whir of engine-driven needles spitting pigments into their body, tattoo artists said.

"According to some published reports, around 20 percent of Americans aged 18 to 25 are getting tattooed. Skin motifs are increasingly shedding their subversive image, some tattoo artists said. And women, who were once scarce in tattoo parlors, now make up about half the clientele, they added.

"’It used to be secret and underground,’ said a man who identified himself as R.J. ‘There’s more tattoo shops than ever before … anyone can order a kit and do it in his garage,’ said R.J., who owns the Tabu Tattoo shop in West Los Angeles."

GET THE STORY.

Of course the only problem with this strategy of mainstreaming rebellion is that the social misfits will go to even greater lengths to shock society. Which is probably one reason body piercings have gotten so out-of-control. When the thrill of piercing ears evaporated, the non-conformists began experimenting with piercing other body parts. So maybe we should continue to feign chagrin over tattoo art in the hopes that it will keep the non-conformists from desperately seeking other ways to horrify us.

Welllllll . . . Ain't That "Special"

A lotta folks have been using Photoshop to come up with images involving Benedict XVI. My favorite of these thus far is but the Curt Jester:

UT UNUM SINTRUM . . . NOW WITH B16!

That one’s hysterical. The only thing he needs to add is how much "Holy C" the supplement has.

Others I’m less tickled by. The one with Pope Benedict presiding at Mass with a huge beer mug in front of him on the altar (which doesn’t look like a German beer stein), isn’t really to my taste. (Though I may be in the minority here as a buncha folks have e-mailed it to me.)

But here’s one from the folks at MoveOn.Org that manages to combine offensiveness with simple stupidity:

[CHT: Southern Appeal.]

Just think about the Einsteinian level of "wit" this thing shows us:

  • It tells us that God already has a job and so it shows us a picture of . . . the pope.
  • It tells us that we need to "Protect the Supreme Court Rules"–whatever rules those may be.
  • The gavel isn’t enough to tie the image of the pope in to the Court, so just to make sure all the peabrained redstaters in the audience get the joke, it has the words "United States Supreme Court" typed on the door behind him.

Then there’s the "professional" quality of the Photoshopping. Man, The folks at Worth1000.Com have nothing on this artiste.

According to Kay Daly, the image was originally posted here:

http://moveonpac.org/rallyhelp/photos/5883/full.jpg

But they moved it off their site.

Guess they got some flack and decided to . . . MoveOn.

Welllllll . . . Ain’t That “Special”

A lotta folks have been using Photoshop to come up with images involving Benedict XVI. My favorite of these thus far is but the Curt Jester:

UT UNUM SINTRUM . . . NOW WITH B16!

That one’s hysterical. The only thing he needs to add is how much "Holy C" the supplement has.

Others I’m less tickled by. The one with Pope Benedict presiding at Mass with a huge beer mug in front of him on the altar (which doesn’t look like a German beer stein), isn’t really to my taste. (Though I may be in the minority here as a buncha folks have e-mailed it to me.)

But here’s one from the folks at MoveOn.Org that manages to combine offensiveness with simple stupidity:

Moveon_pope

[CHT: Southern Appeal.]

Just think about the Einsteinian level of "wit" this thing shows us:

  • It tells us that God already has a job and so it shows us a picture of . . . the pope.
  • It tells us that we need to "Protect the Supreme Court Rules"–whatever rules those may be.
  • The gavel isn’t enough to tie the image of the pope in to the Court, so just to make sure all the peabrained redstaters in the audience get the joke, it has the words "United States Supreme Court" typed on the door behind him.

Then there’s the "professional" quality of the Photoshopping. Man, The folks at Worth1000.Com have nothing on this artiste.

According to Kay Daly, the image was originally posted here:

http://moveonpac.org/rallyhelp/photos/5883/full.jpg

But they moved it off their site.

Guess they got some flack and decided to . . . MoveOn.

Wednesday Photo Caption

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  4. All The Better To Hug You With, My Dear.
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