Girl Scouts & Planned Barrenhood

A reader writes:

Please give me some information about the Girl Scouts and their affiliation with Planned Parenthood and about their teaching on lesbianism and sex education. If anyone has anything from the Girl Scouts web site please send it.

I Googled the girl scout’s website (www.girlscouts.org) and didn’t turn up anything on Planned Parenthood.

However what looks to be the most informative thing on the subject is a study that was done by the American Life League in 2004 that turned up a significant number of links between the two organizations, though not a blanket endorsement of PP by each individual GS chapter.

Here’s a summary:

In 2004, American Life League’s STOPP International conducted a study of Girl Scout councils throughout the United States in an effort to identify which councils have a relationship with Planned Parenthood. Our study was opposed by the national office of the Girl Scouts of the USA, the leader of which publicly stated that GSUSA has no problem if its councils or troops use Planned Parenthood to impart information to the girls. After several months, we were able to get data on over half the Girl Scout Councils in the country and found that about 20% had some type of relationship with Planned Parenthood.

We have now completed this project. Based on the information we uncovered in our study, we strongly advise parents to thoroughly check your local Girl Scout troop and council before allowing your girls to participate. In addition, we strongly urge you to use the same cautious approach to other youth organizations as well. We also suggest you check out the alternatives to the Girl Scouts that may be available in your area.

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(Cowboy hat tip to the reader for patience and diligence above and beyond the call of duty regarding this query!)

Girl Scouts & Planned Barrenhood

A reader writes:

Please give me some information about the Girl Scouts and their affiliation with Planned Parenthood and about their teaching on lesbianism and sex education. If anyone has anything from the Girl Scouts web site please send it.

I Googled the girl scout’s website (www.girlscouts.org) and didn’t turn up anything on Planned Parenthood.

However what looks to be the most informative thing on the subject is a study that was done by the American Life League in 2004 that turned up a significant number of links between the two organizations, though not a blanket endorsement of PP by each individual GS chapter.

Here’s a summary:

In 2004, American Life League’s STOPP International conducted a study of Girl Scout councils throughout the United States in an effort to identify which councils have a relationship with Planned Parenthood. Our study was opposed by the national office of the Girl Scouts of the USA, the leader of which publicly stated that GSUSA has no problem if its councils or troops use Planned Parenthood to impart information to the girls. After several months, we were able to get data on over half the Girl Scout Councils in the country and found that about 20% had some type of relationship with Planned Parenthood.

We have now completed this project. Based on the information we uncovered in our study, we strongly advise parents to thoroughly check your local Girl Scout troop and council before allowing your girls to participate. In addition, we strongly urge you to use the same cautious approach to other youth organizations as well. We also suggest you check out the alternatives to the Girl Scouts that may be available in your area.

LEARN MORE.

(Cowboy hat tip to the reader for patience and diligence above and beyond the call of duty regarding this query!)

Want Some Tax With That?

If you live in Detroit, your Whopper may soon be costing you more money:

"In an effort to curb a looming $300 million budget deficit, Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick last month floated what he called a ‘different budget than has ever been presented to our city council.’

"The budget includes a proposed 2 percent tax that would be levied only on sales at fast-food restaurants, among other items that would generate additional revenue for the city."

The NRA is protesting. No, not the gun lobby; the restaurant lobby that goes by the same initials:

"If approved by city voters and the state legislature, Detroit would become the first locale in the nation to impose a tax on fast-food. Consumers already are charged an average nationwide rate of 6 percent on restaurant tax, according to the National Restaurant Association (NRA).

[…]

"’We think these type of restrictive tax penalizes consumers for enjoying their favorite foods,’ said Katherine Kim, spokeswoman for the NRA.

"’In a sense, it’s almost discriminatory,’ she added. ‘It targets just a section of the food services industry. The impression is that it will restrict consumers’ free choice in participating in a lifestyle they enjoy.’"

Oh, please, Ms. Kim. I like fast food as much as the next person, but an extra few cents for a Happy Meal is not going to restrict anyone’s "free choice" or "lifestyle." Granted, I think the proposed tax is ridiculous; but let’s argue the matter on the merits and not cloud the issue with claims of victimization.

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Revenge Of The Easter Bunny!

Suppose that you are a secretary who has just been put out of work by a word processor and that you are abducted by the Seven Deadly Sins, which really aren’t mortal sins but disproportionate desires and who take you aboard their space ship.

Fortunately, two Jedi Knights come to your rescue and a stunning sci-fi action set-piece results.

Jedi Ben Ken uses his light saber to dispatch Lust and Gluttony straight away. They never have a chance to lay a hand on you. Then he uses his laser sword to intimidate Sloth into inaction. He never gets a hand on you, either.

Meanwhile, Jedi Nick Ken uses his light saber to puncture Pride, following which he and Anger have a protracted duel, which both lose–mortally wounding each other in the process.

Unfortunately, while the Jedi are dealing with these enemies (the Easter Bunny lurking sinisterly in the background the whole time), Greed bites your leg with his sharp fangs. Worse yet, Envy gives you several vicious bites.

Seeing your peril, Jedi Ben leaves Sloth and quickly dispatches these two before taking the body of his fallen comrade, Jedi Nick, to be fitted with new robotic parts, so that he’ll be more machine than man now.

The Easter Bunny, grinning evilly, then takes you back to Earth and drops you off at the headquarters of the MoveOn.Orgpeople who are currently fanning the flames of class warfare in America.

Still stinging from the (infectious!) bites of Greed and Envy and being out of a job yourself, you find yourself really agreeing with the people the Easter Bunny left you with when they heap scorn on the fact that, even though the economy is growing and wages are going up, "The gap between rich and poor is widening." They regard this as a clear "injustice," and you find yourself agreeing with them.

You go home, buy a bottle of iodine for your bite wounds, and think about all this.

Next day, a friend of yours who is an accountant at your friendly neighborhood defense plant (working on a mysterious project) calls you up to tell you exciting news! He know that you, like many secretaries, were recently put out of work by word processors, but he happens to know of an actual secretarial job that’s open!

He then recounts to you a conversation he had with a local doctor who makes $70 an hour for medical work but who has to spend half his time on secretarial work. The accountant, who was in to see the doctor following a glue swooning, pointed out that everyone would benefit if he just hired a secretary, and he agreed!

You interview for the job, get a quite competative offer of $15 an hour, and are on the verge of accepting, when a thought occurs to you based on what the nice folks that the Easter Bunny left you with told you . . .

  • Currently the doctor spends half his day, or four hours, doing medical work, which at $70 an hour means that he makes $280 a day.
  • You, being out of a job, make $0 a day.
  • The gap between him (rich) and you (poor) is thus $280 a day at present.

But what happens if you take the job offer?

  • He’ll be able to devote eight hours a day to doctoring, meaning that he’ll take in a total of $560 dollars a day.
  • He’ll pay you $15 an hour for eight hours work, meaning you’ll get $120 a day.
  • His pay will thus be $440 a day ($560-$120).
  • The gap between the two of you will then be $320 a day ($440-$120), which is more than the $280 it was before! In fact, the gap will have widened by $40 a day!

You feel Envious of that $40 that he will make and regard him as being Greedy for widening the gap in this way. He should not benefit at all by hiring you. That would be unjust. You should be just as well off as he, even though he spent eight years in medical school and racked up huge debts and is taking the risk of an entrepeneur and paying vast sums in medical malpractice insurance. All people should make the same income regardless of life choices. That’s what the nice folks the Easter Bunny left you with said. Nobody should be benefitted by hiring a new employee, but they should hire them anyway.

Smiling self-satisfiedly like the Easter Bunny, you decline the job offer and go home.

What does this teach us?

That the Easter Bunny is not to be trusted?

We need liberal concealed-carry laws so you can bring your own light saber?

Glue-swooned accountants will blab too much info?

That there is an imbalance in the Force?

Yes! It teaches us all of these things!

But it also teaches us something else: The fact that the income gap between the job-offerer and the job-holder increases is not a sufficient reason to turn down a job offer. It is better to have a job than not (unless an Easter Bunny-inspired welfare state makes this not the case).

What is important to you is how you benefit, not how someone else benefits. In every free economic transaction, whether it is a job offer or a purchase in the supermarket, both parties perceive themselves to be benefitting–and both are likely to benefit through the creation of new wealth. But if the parties start eyeing each other enviously, worring that the other party is benefitting "too much"–to the point that it disrupts the transaction–then both are deprived of the benefit they would otherwise gain through the transaction.

What matters is increasing your own benefit, regardless of how much others may be benefitting. If you refuse a transaction not because it doesn’t benefit you enough but because it benefits the other party too much then you are acting from Envy and cutting off your nose to spite your face, contrary to the virtue of Prudence.

Do Men Rule?

A reader writes:

Have you ever read a book called Why Men Rule by Stephen Goldberg? It came out about 10 years ago and was very controversial. I read it back then and found it pretty convincing. Because of that book I don’t believe that Hilary Clinton, or indeed any woman, could be elected President in the US. Well, that it a bit too definite. More accurately I find it unlikely that a woman could be elected President. If you’ve read the book I would be interested in your opinion of it.

There are several questions here, but to take them in order:

Yes, I have heard of the book and have read part of it.

It actually came out longer than 10 years ago. The original edition came out in the 1960s, if I recall correctly, and the author wanted to call it "Why Men Rule" back then, too, but the publisher felt that the title would be misunderstood and would be interpreted as an inquiry into what motivates great political leaders (who were all men at the time–i.e., "Why those men who do rule are motivated to do so"). It was therefore published under the title "The Inevitability Of Patriarchy." Eventually, society changed enough that the author’s preferred title would not be misunderstood and that’s what went on the second edition.

It would be too strong to say that no woman could be elected president. Certainly, the author of the book would not say that. There have also been many examples of women being elected to the highest elective office in other countries (Margaret Thatcher, Indira Gandhi, Benazir Bhutto).

You will forgive me if I can’t reproduce the language that the author of the book uses in expressing his thesis (it’s been a long time since I read what of it I did), but his thesis is that on average men have a higher degree of what might be termed "leadership drive" than women do on average. This means that they are more ambitious and aggressive, on average.

He supports this thesis in a variety of ways, partly arguing that it is rooted in the neurology and chemistry of the male brain (this part I haven’t read) and partly by noting the total absence from human history of any matiarchal cultures (except, of course, for the Amazons of Paradise Island, who will all lose their superpowers if a man ever steps foot on their homeland and thus be unable to play the national sport of bullets & bracelets without extreme personal risk).

While one does occasionally read authors claiming the existence of a matriarchal culture, Goldberg points out that these are never the ethnologists who have researched the culture firsthand but always people relying on secondhand reports. An extensive section of the book debunks these claims, pointing out how the individuals making the claims have misunderstood or misrepresented the reports on which they base their claim.

Goldberg’s thesis is not, though, that men are always more ambitious or aggressive than women. He carefully points out that he is speaking only of averages.

By way of comparison, he notes that men are on average taller and stronger than women are on average, but this does not mean that the shortest man is taller than the tallest woman or that there are no women capable of kicking a man’s butt in a fight. Some women are stronger than some men, and some women are taller than some men. It’s a question of averages.

In the same way, some women have a stronger leadership drive than some men, and thus pursue high office. In fact, the author expressly notes the cases of women who have achieved the highest elective office in their countries.

It can happen here, too, and I suspect that–at some point–it will. As long as the victorious individual is pro-life, I’m totally jake with that.

I’m afraid that since I haven’t read the whole book (or even the majority of it), I can’t give you a global book report.

I thought that it was kind of hard to read. This may have been a necessity, though, given that the author knew his thesis was going to be a lightning rod for criticism and thus he may have felt the need to write in a way that would insulate him from as much criticism as possible (e.g., lots of qualifiers and lots of sources).

As far as the substance of the book goes, since I haven’t read the neuro-chemical part of his argument (and am not an expert in that field, anyway), I can’t really comment on that. I do find it likely that differences in male and female behavior are much more significantly rooted in the biology than has been generally credited in recent years, which has seen a dramatic overemphasis on the role of culture to the exclusion of biology in explaining differentiated behavioral characteristics of the sexes.

The fact that there appear to be no authentic matriarchies in human history is also a very telling fact, and the discussion of alleged matriarchies is very interesting.

As I have written before, I think something like the author’s central thesis is likely to be true. It is obvious looking at men that they are somatically structured for competition and combat in a way women are not, and it is thus no surprise when one examines their behavior that they are correspondingly more competitive and combative as well. They are psychologically configured in a way that corresponds to what their bodies are designed to do, which involves a greater preparedness to fight.

Which is also why boys instinctively play combat games even if they are forbidden toy guns and toy swords. It’s the same reason puppies and kittens wrestle each other in mock fights–a way of instinctively preparing oneself in a safe manner for what one may have to do in earnest later on in life.

Since combat involves accepting a great deal of risk, human males are correspondingly less risk-averse, which you can spin positively by saying they are notably courageous (willing to take great risks) or negatively by saying they are notably foolhardy (willing to take great risks).

All of this is just the language of averages, though. Many women excel many men in each of these characteristics. The genders overlap to a very great degree, even though their relative averages are different.

Now, because the question was put to me in terms of the male-side of the equation, I haven’t addressed the female side in significant depth, but women also exceed men in other characterstics.

Verbal aptitude is one of them. (Men have better spatial aptitude, corresponding to the need to track where the next fist is going to come flying at you from.) Agility is another. Women are on average more agile than men are on average.

And then there’s the one I am so totally envious of: Women have longer lifespans.

It ain’t fair!

Think about it: If someone gave you the choice, which would you rather have: An extra four inches and fifty pounds or an extra five to ten years of life?

If you want to check out the book and decide for yourself, you can

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Baby Girl Remus

In a modern-day version of the childhood of Rome’s legendary founding twins Romulus and Remus, an abandoned baby girl in Kenya was saved by a stray dog who found her and brought her back to the dog’s own litter. Soon thereafter the child was found by neighborhood children who heard her crying.

"The 7-pound, 4-ounce infant was taken to a hospital and ‘is doing well, responding to treatment. She is stable … she is on antibiotics,’ said Hannah Gakuo, spokeswoman of the Kenyatta National Hospital.

"The baby was found after two children reported hearing an infant’s cries near their wood and corrugated metal shack.

"’I followed them outside and we started looking around the compound and a nearby plot,’ said Mary Adhiambo, the children’s mother.

"They eventually found the tan mixed-breed dog lying protectively with a puppy beside the mud-splattered baby wrapped in a torn black shirt, Adhiambo said. The short-haired dog with light brown eyes has no name, residents said."

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AAARGH! Happy Spider! Happy Spider!

HappyspiderNo! I have not introduced blog ads here on JimmyAkin.Org!

But I am showing you a captured image of a blog ad to illustrate something about a current advertising trend.

To your left you’ll see a frame of a Flash animation that is appearing on other blogs, such as PowerLine (where I got this one).

In the real animation, the happy spider bounces up and down to attract your attention.

And it works!

Now, normally, I totally tune out anything in the margins of the pages I’m looking at. I make it a matter of principle to overlook ads obnoxiously placed in the middle of text I’m reading, too.

To deal with people like me, advertisers are trying different approaches to try to grab the attention of professional ad-ignorers.

One strategy is pure evil: It involves having the ad involve vast amounts of motion and color to attract your attention. The archtypical example of this is an ad that was running a few weeks ago by a company called "Jamster," which sells ringtones.

It’s ads were horrendous. They featured a repulsive and depraved looking photo-art fishman (with a figleaf over his genitals and a pair of aviators’ goggles) who zoomed jerkily and frenetically back and forth across the ad space in a nauseating fashion.

It was certainly enough to catch even the most veteran ad-ignorer’s attention, but it was also as repulsive as all get out and undoubtedly made many viewers want to burn Jamster’s headquarters to the ground or at least report it to the United Nations for violating the Geneva Convention on the use of torture.

Incidentally, JAMSTER IS BEING SUED FOR ITS SELLING PRACTICES, though not for the noxiousness of its ads.

A second strategy involves offering the reader simple games, as in the "Win a free iPod!" campaign. Though I never play videogames, these also attracted my attention. I wanted to shoot the bad guy! I wanted to blast the flying saucer! I wanted to punch the prizefighter! I wanted to squash the bug!

Unfortuantely, I already had an iPod, so I didn’t. (Except on a few occasions.)

Many wondered whether the offer of a free iPod was fake, and it turned out that it wasn’t (though there were additional requirements for getting one).

A third strategy is exemplified by the company who I frame-grabbed above. It’s ads are meant to get you to go for a new mortgage quote.

The ads this company uses have eye-catching colors, interesting images, and a modest (not overwhelming) degree of motion. It has a variety of different ads that it uses (dinosaurs, haunted houses, etc.), but I picked one that has a bouncing, friendly spider in an interesting-looking lab.

Let’s look at the advantages this form of advertising has:

  • In the Flash animation I frame-grabbed, the friendly spider bounces up and down a bit to draw my eye.
  • It’s a spider! Spiders can be dangerous!
  • But it’s smiling, signalling that it’s friendly and happy.
  • It has Big Eyes. (Humans are suckers for big eyes, or rather big mammalian-looking eyes like this spider has. It’s part of why we find babies and puppies and kitties cute.)
  • It’s fuzzy. (Humans are suckers for fuzziness. It’s another mammalian characteristic.)
  • It’s high-contrast (black and white) making its face more memorable (that’s one of the reasons Mickey Mouse is glommed-onto by so many kids even though his high-pitched voice means there are so few cartoons about him: He has a high-contrast face).
  • It’s legs are stuck out like it’s about to spring into action.
  • Why is the big-eyed, fuzzy spider bouncing and smiling and about to spring into action?Does it want to play? (This is classic play-inviting behavior.)
  • It’s in a lab with cool colors–both figuratively and literally (green, blue, and purple are the "cool" as opposed to "warm" colors of the spectrum).
  • Labs are interesting!
  • What’s in those neat-o green test tubes?
  • What are the blue and purple ray-emitters for?
  • What else is in the lab that I can’t see?
  • Who runs the lab?
  • And why?
  • Can I go to this lab and play with the technological doo-dads there?
  • Can I play with the friendly spider?

You see how many ways the ad invites you and draws you into it, even subconsciously?

It’s a way of offering the reader something pleasant in exchange for looking at the ad (unlike the evil <anathema!!!>Jamster</anathema!!!>), and insofar as that goes, great. Advertisers need to make their products known to folks, and if they offer something pleasing in exchange for the attention needed to make them aware of it, that’s a fair trade.

But there’s a problem here.

The ads can be so pleasing that the viewer feels let down when the ad has done its work.

I’m intrigued by the happy, bouncing spider in the lab! I’d like to play with the spider!–if it was a real entity. Or, failing that, I’d like to watch a little story about the spider or play a little videogame about him in the lab or something!

I WANT MORE HAPPY, BOUNCING SPIDER IN THE LAB!

But noooooooooo! If I click on any part of the ad, it takes me to a site where I can get a mortgage quote, and there is NO MORE HAPPY, BOUNCING SPIDER IN THE LAB!

EVER!

Maybe the next generation of web advertising will allow me to satisfy my impulse to interact with what caught my attention and intrigued me–before giving me a chance to purchase whatever it is that’s being sold.

Or maybe not.

It brings to mind a line that the Devil gets to deliver in the original (1960s) version of the movie Bedazzled:

"I came up with the seven deadly sins in one afternoon. . . . The only thing I’ve come up with lately is advertising."

Is There A Pilot In The House?

Not a question you want to hear during your flight.

"A passenger was forced to crash land a private plane Thursday after the pilot suffered an apparent heart attack, authorities said.

"The pilot later died. The two passengers were taken to University Medical Center in Las Vegas after the crash at North Las Vegas Airport, said Donn Walker, regional spokesman for the Federal Aviation Administration."

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It’s stories like this that make me realize that I have been on only two airline trips in my life (both times were pre-9/11); and while I’m not exactly opposed to flying, I am also not exactly eager to book passage for the sometimes-unfriendly skies.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

ChickenBECAUSE IT DIDN’T KNOW JAYWALKING WAS ILLEGAL!

Straight from the annals of Barney Fife, a California chicken (technically, it’s owners) was recently ticketed for venturing out into the roadway.

Local residents claim the chicken-ticketing was in retaliation for criticism of local police department.

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<scruples>Actually, I don’t know who’s right in this story, and technically it wasn’t jaywalking but impeding traffic–but the gag was too good to pass up!</scruples>

(CHT to the reader who e-mailed!)