The Specialist

Suppose that you are a baby and that you are abducted by medical doctors.

At first they’re going to perform medical experiments on you, but you’re such a cute little tyke that they decide, instead, to raise you as one of their own.

They’re very diligent in training you in the ways of medical doctors, and by the time you are an adult you’re a medical doctor who can go toe to toe with the best in the profession.

You even win prizes for gladatorial combat with other physicians in the scalpel matches in the operating theatre of the Collosseum.

But you also have another skill: You’d make a really good secretary. The secretaries of the doctors who abducted you also took a shine to you as a child and trained you in the ways of secretaries as well. (Before they were put out of business by word processors.)

Eventually, you decide to strike out on your own and open your own practice.

You’re an entrepeneur!

You are also your only employee. But that’s okay, since as a doctor-secretary by training, you can both treat the patients and do the secretarial needs your business has. You do the secretarial work in the morning and see patients in the afternoon.

But you discover is that you have too many patients and not enough time. Your waiting room is filling up with countless patients who are workers from the nearby defense contractor that is working on a top-secret project that results in numerous splinters, splinter infections, and faintings from inhaling too many fumes from glue.

You’re at the breaking point. You simply can’t treat all the patients. Something has to change.

Then an accountant from the plant who is in to see you following a glue swooning gives you an idea. He points out that, as a doctor, you make $70 an hour, but secretaries make only $15 an hour. If you took the four hours you use for secretarial work in the morning and spent them doctoring, you’d make an additional $280 a day. If it requires one hour of secretarial work per hour of doctor work, you’d then need a full-time secretary, who you could hire for $120 a day. This would be a win-win-win-win situation:

  1. You would win because you would have an addition $160 in income per day ($280-$120)
  2. The secretary would win because now she would have a job giving her $120 a day (secretarial jobs being few and far between since the advent of word processors).
  3. The patients would benefit because now you’d have the time to treat them all.
  4. And the nation as a whole would benefit due to the very exciting but hush-hush project the workers are striving to accomplish.

What does this teach us?

That you should always listen to glue-swooned accountants?

That every doctor needs a secretary?

That flying saucers are real?

No. It teaches us that specialization can benefit everyone. Look at the difference between our society, where we have specialized labor, and the time when everyone had the same job (hunter-gatherer) and there was no specialization of labor and life was "nasty, brutish, and short." Which would you rather live in? The fact that we have specialized labor vastly increases social and economic efficiency, just as it increases your efficiency as a doctor, and makes life better for everyone.

The same principle applies on levels higher than that of the individual. It also applies to companies. If every bookstore had to oversee everything from the training of writers to the writing of books to the editing, layout, proofreading, printing, binding, and selling of books, they would be a much less efficient and smaller than they are, with only a handful of titles available. By specializing in one thing–selling the books–and leaving to others the creation and manufacture of them, bookstores are able to offer thousands of titles on every subject imaginable, benefitting everyone (except, of course, for readers of those books that should be burned).

The principle also applies to countries. Different countries specialize in different things, to the benefit of the whole world. Places like Hong Kong and Singapore and Vatican City could never grow all the food they need for their populations, and so they don’t. They import it and spend their time providing goods and services that the rest of the world needs (like those great Vatican City circuitboards), to the mutual advantage of both.

Spacewarp Follow-Up

Down yonder some folk ask some interesting questions about the post I did on using a space warp analogy to help understand the Real Presence.

One question was what, precisely, we are touching when we touch the Eucharist. In my post, I spoke of touching the accidents of bread and wine, which led folks to wonder whether accidents are things that can be touched.

Good question! The answer is: I don’t know. Probably not.

If I’m holding a piece of chalk in my hand, we could say that I’m touching a white thing, but not that I’m touching whiteness (whiteness being an accident). In the same way, the physical properties of bread and wine are probably not things that are beind independently touched–at least normally.

The problem here is that the substance of bread and wine–the thing that those properties normally adhere in–has dropped out of existence, and that may affect the way we’d normally talk about this.

The original questioner had spoken of us touching Jesus when we touch the Eucharist, but I’m not quite comfortable saying that, which may only reflect a limitation of my knowledge at the present moment since Catholic theology may have already settled this matter (or at least developed a common opinion about it).

I may be wrong but, if the accidents of bread and wine are between me and Jesus, and if those accidents are not inhering in him (they’re not), then they seem to be a barrier or something analogous to a barrier and thus I might not be touching Jesus even though he is present (the same way that if the Incredible Shrinking Man gets inside a plastic Easter egg and I pick up the Easter egg then I’m not touching the Incredible Shrinking Man).

In any event, it was to account for this concern that I used the languge I did regarding "touching" accidents.

Other folks were wondering about something else I said: That Jesus’ body may not be extended in space in heaven. Some questioned whether bodies can exist without spatial extension.

It would seem that they can. All of the matter in the universe was originally compressed into a body that was a zero-dimensional (non-extended) singularity, or so they tell us.

The reason I said that is that we don’t know whether heaven has spatial extension or not. Recent theologians (like that thar Rapsinger feller) and recent popes (like that thar J.P. 2 gent) have said things calling into question the dimensionality of heaven both in terms of time and space.

Fact is, we just don’t know that much about how time and space work in heaven. What I think we can say is this:

  1. Heaven is at least capable of receiving a body. Whether, while it’s in heaven, that body is extended in space or transposed into some other kind of medium that preserves its integrity without spatial extension, I couldn’t tell you.
  2. There is at least some kind of sequentiality in heaven whereby bodies can enter heaven, stay there a while, leave heaven to return to Earth, etc. Whether this sequentiality is expressed over time or not, I couldn’t tell you.

Heaven thus may have both time and space . . . or it may not, but it at least has things analogous to them and capable of interacting with bodies from spacetime.

Finally, some folks were wondering about whether Jesus is "physically" present in the Eucharist.

The Church does not use this language. Phusis means "nature" in Greek, and so the claim that Jesus is "physically" present in the Eucharist would get parsed as a claim that he is "naturally" present in the Eucharist, which is clearly false. He is neither present there in the manner of a natural body (in which case transubstantiation would cause the host into a full-size, human-appearing Jesus) nor is he there by the working of nature.

As a result, the Church uses other language to express the way he is there: He is there really, truly, substantially, and sacramentally.

I haven’t seen Church docs using this term, but it seems to me that we can also safely say that he is present somatically or bodily (they mean the same thing), which are terms that get at what folks mean when they want to say that Jesus is "physically" present. I suggest them as substitutes for that term.

Hope this helps!

TIME: Hillary In '08!

HERE’S A PIECE IN TIME THAT MAKES SEVERAL INTERESTING POINTS.

You may be suffering from cognitive dissonance at this point. What’s this? Liberal bastion Time Magazine stumping against Hillary?

It’s true!

But that’s not what’s interesting. It’s some of the individual points the author makes. For example:

She has a clenched, wary public presence, which won’t work well in an electorate that prizes aw-shucks informality; she isn’t a particularly warm or eloquent speaker, especially in front of large audiences. Any woman running for President will face a toughness conundrum: she will constantly have to prove her strength and be careful about showing her emotions. . . . It will take a brilliant politician to create a credible feminine presidential style. So far, Senator Clinton hasn’t shown the ease or creativity necessary to break the ultimate glass ceiling.

Personally, I’ve been looking forward to the first (PRO-LIFE!) Madame President for the U.S. I’d have no problem voting for any smart, qualified, pro-life candidate for the presidency regardless of his or her sex.

But the Time editorialist has a point: Especially the first few times out, people will look at women running for president with extra scrutiny to see if they have the inner strength to do what is by everyone’s admission a very tough job (especially in today’s threat-filled environment). But in the process of projecting Strength, it can be difficult to also convey the warmth and personableness that Americans also like in their presidents.

The first few women running for president would have extra challenges to face in conveying both strength and warmth in a credible, authentic manner. I certainly can’t see Hillary doing it. Condi might be able to, though it’d be tough even for her (and there’s the problem that she ain’t pro-life, which is an auto-No for me).

Perhaps the best route to the presidency for the first woman to win the office would be to become vice president first, allowing the public long to get to know and get comfortable with her before running for the presidency directly.

Assuming she’s pro-life. Did I mention that?

TIME: Hillary In ’08!

HERE’S A PIECE IN TIME THAT MAKES SEVERAL INTERESTING POINTS.

You may be suffering from cognitive dissonance at this point. What’s this? Liberal bastion Time Magazine stumping against Hillary?

It’s true!

But that’s not what’s interesting. It’s some of the individual points the author makes. For example:

She has a clenched, wary public presence, which won’t work well in an electorate that prizes aw-shucks informality; she isn’t a particularly warm or eloquent speaker, especially in front of large audiences. Any woman running for President will face a toughness conundrum: she will constantly have to prove her strength and be careful about showing her emotions. . . . It will take a brilliant politician to create a credible feminine presidential style. So far, Senator Clinton hasn’t shown the ease or creativity necessary to break the ultimate glass ceiling.

Personally, I’ve been looking forward to the first (PRO-LIFE!) Madame President for the U.S. I’d have no problem voting for any smart, qualified, pro-life candidate for the presidency regardless of his or her sex.

But the Time editorialist has a point: Especially the first few times out, people will look at women running for president with extra scrutiny to see if they have the inner strength to do what is by everyone’s admission a very tough job (especially in today’s threat-filled environment). But in the process of projecting Strength, it can be difficult to also convey the warmth and personableness that Americans also like in their presidents.

The first few women running for president would have extra challenges to face in conveying both strength and warmth in a credible, authentic manner. I certainly can’t see Hillary doing it. Condi might be able to, though it’d be tough even for her (and there’s the problem that she ain’t pro-life, which is an auto-No for me).

Perhaps the best route to the presidency for the first woman to win the office would be to become vice president first, allowing the public long to get to know and get comfortable with her before running for the presidency directly.

Assuming she’s pro-life. Did I mention that?

"They'll be able to buff this out, no problem…"

This isn’t exactly news, since this sub crash occurred some months ago, but it still baffles me. I really thought that for a modern multi-bazillion dollar attack sub like the one pictured (the USS San Francisco), it would be virtually impossible to just run into a mountain.

THIS BBC STORY reports that human error was the cause of the crash, because the crew failed to adequately examine their navigation charts.

But, charts aside, aren’t these things crammed with high-tech what-cha-ma-hoozits designed to prevent this sort of thing?

Didn’t they have sonar? Proximaty indicators? A mass pointer?

This makes me wonder, do you think maybe these guys, you know, like to hot-dog it once in a while? Could they have been zipping around down there playing a taxpayer-funded game of chicken? We may never know.

Oh, extra rations will be given to those who properly I.D. the two cultural references in the above post. Hint: one is from a movie, the other from a book.

“They’ll be able to buff this out, no problem…”

SubdamageThis isn’t exactly news, since this sub crash occurred some months ago, but it still baffles me. I really thought that for a modern multi-bazillion dollar attack sub like the one pictured (the USS San Francisco), it would be virtually impossible to just run into a mountain.

THIS BBC STORY reports that human error was the cause of the crash, because the crew failed to adequately examine their navigation charts.

But, charts aside, aren’t these things crammed with high-tech what-cha-ma-hoozits designed to prevent this sort of thing?

Didn’t they have sonar? Proximaty indicators? A mass pointer?

This makes me wonder, do you think maybe these guys, you know, like to hot-dog it once in a while? Could they have been zipping around down there playing a taxpayer-funded game of chicken? We may never know.

Oh, extra rations will be given to those who properly I.D. the two cultural references in the above post. Hint: one is from a movie, the other from a book.

Invasion Of The Catholic Bloggers!

Over yonder at Ignatius Insight they’re running a series of pieces on Catholic bloggers, and yours truly is one of many excellent bloggers being featured.

In this installment, they ask us "Why do you blog?"

My answer:

I was put under a Gypsy curse when I was seven years old.

Seriously: I blog because it’s fun. In enjoy interacting with people, writing up kooky or informative pieces, throwing them out on the ‘Net, and then seeing what the reaction is.

Despite the obvious problems with our world today (I’m still waiting for the upgrade), I find the world we live in a terribly interesting place, and my blog is a way that I can share with others my own experience of exploring the world.

I enjoy answering folks’ questions, as well as typing up things that I find interesting for amusing, and I enjoy seeing folks get into the spirit of it. On my blog we have a number of running jokes, and folks send in links of things they’ve found that they think other blog readers might want to know about. The more, the merrier!

GET THE STORY.

(CHT: Feddie of Southern Appeal for e-mailing.)

Made In America

As a sometimes-viewer of the Food Network, I occasionally watched the Japanese cooking show, Iron Chef, a kind-of reality game show that pits the contestant master chef against one of the three master "iron chefs" in pan-to-pan competition. Because the show had to be dubbed for American audiences, I rarely watched. But it has now been Americanized in Iron Chef America and I find that I watch more often.

What is it about foreign shows that they are (usually) better when they are Americanized? With the Iron Chef show the answer was easy: un-dubbed English speakers. But I’ve found that this is the case in other imported shows as well.

For example, I love the American version of the Antiques Roadshow — even appeared on it once, but that’s another story — but the British version left me cold. In that case, I think the difference was two-fold: one, the British show usually only appraised paintings and furniture while the American show features more diverse antiques; and, two, the Americans are more excited about their stuff. A Brit can be told that his great-great-great grandmother’s whatchamacallit is a national treasure and barely blink; an American will jump up and down and hug the appraiser.

It’s interesting how the cultural differences between two different countries — and ones that are relatively similar in many respects — can completely change the texture of a show.

Orson Scott Card Is Wrong!

In a recent editorial in the L.A. Times, Card is found dancing on the grave of Star Trek. He writes (EXCERPTS):

So they’ve gone and killed "Star Trek." And it’s about time.

The original "Star Trek," created by Gene Roddenberry, was, with a few exceptions, bad in every way that a science fiction television show could be bad.

This was in the days before series characters were allowed to grow and change, before episodic television was allowed to have a through line. So it didn’t matter which episode you might be watching, from which year — the characters were exactly the same.

As science fiction, the series was trapped in the 1930s — a throwback to spaceship adventure stories with little regard for science or deeper ideas. It was sci-fi as seen by Hollywood: all spectacle, no substance.

Which was a shame, because science fiction writing was incredibly fertile at the time, with writers like Harlan Ellison and Ursula LeGuin, Robert Silverberg and Larry Niven, Brian W. Aldiss and Michael Moorcock, Ray Bradbury and Isaac Asimov, and Robert A. Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke creating so many different kinds of excellent science fiction that no one reader could keep track of it all.

Little of this seeped into the original "Star Trek." The later spinoffs were much better performed, but the content continued to be stuck in Roddenberry’s rut. So why did the Trekkies throw themselves into this poorly imagined, weakly written, badly acted television series with such commitment and dedication? Why did it last so long?

Here’s what I think: Most people weren’t reading all that brilliant science fiction. Most people weren’t reading at all. So when they saw "Star Trek," primitive as it was, it was their first glimpse of science fiction. It was grade school for those who had let the whole science fiction revolution pass them by.

Now we finally have first-rate science fiction film and television that are every bit as good as anything going on in print.

Charlie Kaufman created the two finest science fiction films of all time so far: "Being John Malkovich" and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." Jeffrey Lieber, J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof have created "Lost," the finest television science fiction series of all time … so far.

Through-line series like Joss Whedon’s "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and Alfred Gough’s and Miles Millar’s "Smallville" have raised our expectations of what episodic sci-fi and fantasy ought to be. Whedon’s "Firefly" showed us that even 1930s sci-fi can be well acted and tell a compelling long-term story.

Screen sci-fi has finally caught up with written science fiction. We’re in college now. High school is over. There’s just no need for "Star Trek" anymore.

In dismissing Star Trek in this fashion, Card is wrong.

First, it is out of place to fault a series for not having changing characters if "[t]his was in the days before series characters were allowed to grow and change."

One can fault more recent Star Trek series if they follow this rule too closely since it no longer applies on television–and so I do fault it–but much of TV is still significantly encumbered by this rule. There is still, even today, not enough room for character development on most shows, though mercifully there is more room than when TOS was on the air.

His remark

As science fiction, the series was trapped in the 1930s — a throwback to spaceship adventure stories with little regard for science or deeper ideas.

is simple chronological snobbery.

It doens’t matter that Star Trek resembled the print sci-fi of 30 years earlier. You couldn’t get away with cutting-edge contemporary sci-fi on television in 1967. No network was going to plunk down the change to do a serious episodic sci-fi series. They insisted on imposing contemporary television standards on the series they produced. Just say the word "Starlost" around Harlan Ellison and see the reaction you get. You therefore can’t hold a 1960s TV series up to standards that it was impossible for such a series to meet at time.

Further, what’s with being so utterly dismissive of 1930s sci-fi? It’s true that there was a mountainous load of junk published in the ’30s, but there was also good stuff being done. H. P. Lovecraft did his best work in the ’30s.

The factors that Card mentions about ’30s sci-fi–that the stories were set on space-ships, that they had little regard for science or "deeper ideas" (presumably moral/social ones)–may be true, but how much of an intrinsic aesthetic problem is this?

Space-ships take people to new places, but that increases story potential rather than decreasing it. I don’t see anything intrinsically inaesthetic about basing a story cycle on a ship that takes the characters new places. Homer seems to have gotten rather a lot of mileage out of that concept (pun intended). He used it for, oh, one of the most prestigious works of literature of all time.

As to having little regard for science, this can have to meanings: (1) The show doesn’t deliberately develop a focus on matters of known science, or (2) it violates what seem to be rules established by known science.

If Card means (1) then he is simply expressing a preference for "hard" science fiction that focuses on issues of whether the specific gravity or average wind velocity of a particular planet creates the potential for a specific plot situation. Nothing about general human aesthetics requires a focus of science-oriented stories (rather than plot- or character- or atmosphere-oriented stories). Therefore, it would be parochial at best to mandate a preference for stories of this type.

If Card means (2) then a different problem is created. It’s true that Star Trek violates a bunch of scientific laws, but so what? A very large amount of sci-fi (and other forms of speculative fiction) does this, and as long as it’s in the service of the story, it’s not a problem. It only becomes a problem when it starts to infringe on the audience’s suspension of disbelief.

The Lord of the Rings is the greatest piece of literature the 20th century produced, but it is not a work of hard SF.

One may have a personal preference for hard sci-fi where no or few laws get broken, but that’s a personal aesthetic and not an objective judgement about literature. To apply that ethic thorouhly would push one back into realistic fiction and out of speculative fiction altogether.

Further, among of the primordial creations of the human race was mythology and folklore, in which natural law is broken right and left. Unless you want to say that these are intrinsically unworthy enterprises–forming as they do the primordial ground of and constant inspiration for the corpus of human literature–then you’re going to have to allow the existence of varying degrees of departure from science as permissible in fiction.

The selection of any particular degree of departure (e.g., alternate history, hard SF, science fantasy, pure fantasy) is simply a matter of personal taste.

As to the original Star Trek not having an interest in "deeper issues," this is just false. Card apparently hasn’t watched Star Trek in so long that he’s forgotten all the episodes.

Not every episode may have had a deep issue at its core, but the series regularly explored concepts like the existence and nature of God, the necessity of human freedom, war and peace, racial discrimination, and numerous others. I might not like all of the answers Roddenberry and his colleagues proposed for these questions, but you can’t say that they weren’t interested in them.

The most preposterous claim Card makes, though, is right at the end. Having griped about the failings of The Original Series exclusively in his article, he then lumps all the subsequent series in with it as if they all were of similar quality. (They ain’t.) Having tarred all incarnations of Star Trek with the same brush, he then says:

Screen sci-fi has finally caught up with written science fiction. We’re in college now. High school is over. There’s just no need for "Star Trek" anymore.

Right.

This is why there are no Star Trek fans anymore. They have all become devotees of Being John Malkovitch and Eternal Sunshine. Instead of calling themselves "Trekkers" they’re now calling themselves "John Malkovitches" and holding conventions with "This Space For Rent" written on their foreheads and filling the Internet with countless fanfic stories about Eternal Sunshine.

Not!

Now don’t get me wrong. I agree with Philip J. Fry’s assessment of the original Star Trek: "Made 78 episodes–about a third of them good." There was a lot of stupid, stupid stuff in those shows, and a number of episodes are simply painful to watch.

But to be as dismissive of the whole corpus of Star Trek as Card is reveals a writer who, now that he has graduated from "high school" is in the process of proving how mature he is in "college" and so takes himself waaaay too seriously and has a restricted scope of aesthetic appreciation. He’s afraid to let himself enjoy sophomoric things anymore lest it take away from the gravitas he wants himself to have as a college man.

But y’know what? After college you start having kids. And then you have the fun of reading them bedtime stories and watching cartoons with them. And you realize: "Y’know, these are better than I thought." And you start to enjoy "childish" things all over again.

Because you no longer have to prove how grown up you are.

Orson Scott Card ought to know this because, in reality, he is an adult with several children of his own, but then he’s also a sci-fi author and they don’t get no respect from literary types, so it’s understandable if he wants to prove how "serious" a field sci-fi can be.

But he goes too far in this case.

For all its numerous flaws, Star Trek in its various incarnations really spoke to folks. It wouldn’t have lasted as long as it did without that happening. I find it as annoying as anybody else when I’m watching a Star Trek episode and hit something that painfully takes me out of the story because it’s so implausible. But the idea that Star Trek as a whole is worthless is just wrong. Many episodes of Next Gen and DS9 and even the original series were worthwhile entertainment, however unscientific or "unconcerned" with deeper issues they were.

Orson, lemme know when you’re out of "college" and aren’t trying to prove yourself anymore.

I’ve got some cartoon and childrens’ book recommendations that might come in handy.

Orson Scott Card Is Right!

In his book How To Write Science Fiction & Fantasy (a Writers’ Digest book), Card analyzes Star Trek and says (EXCERPTS):

The original series creator [Gene Roddenberry] wanted characters with the power to make decisions, and centered on the captain and executive officer of a military starship. Unfortunately, however, as anyone who knows anything about the miltary will tell you, the comanders of ships and armies don’t have many interesting adventures. They’re almost always at headquaters, making the big decisions and sending out the orders to the people who do the physically dangerous work.

In any real starfleet there would be teams of trained explorers, diplomats, and scientists ready to venture forth at the commander’s orders. If Star Trek had been about one such team, the stories would have been inherently more plausible–and there would have been room for tension between the ship’s officers and the exploration teams, a rich vein of story possibilities that was virtually untapped.

Instead, Star Trek centered around the characters with the highest prestige who, in a realistic world, would have the least freedom.

Any captain of a ship or commander of an army who behaved like Captain Kirk would be stripped of command for life. But the series would not have worked otherwise.

At this point you might be saing to yourself, "I should be so lucky as to make mistakes like Star Trek–I could use a few bestsellers." But the point I’m making is that Star Trek could not possibly have succeeded if the captain had actually behaved like a captiain. Centering the series around a commanding officer was such a bad mistake that the show immediately corrected for the error by never, for one moment, having Kirk behave like a captain [p. 68].

In saying this, Card is right (except that–in a few individual minutes–Kirk did behave like a captain). Kirk, and the captains that followed (even on other series, like Capt. John Sheridan of Babylon 5) did not behave like captains when it came to leading missions themselves.

Star Trek thus violated a real-world law.

So what. Sci-fi does that all the time.

And in this case there may well be a reson: When Star Trek started, in 1967, would the networks have bought a show that focused on an exploratory team instead of a commanding officer? I don’t know that at all. A network today would buy that (think: Stargate SG-1), but in 1967 the networks had such a limited undrstanding of science fiction that they barely bought it to begin with (thinking Star Trek "too cerebral" and rejecting the idea of Mr. Spock utterly in the first pass), so it is quite plausible to suppose that the network would have simply passed on the idea if it focused on ordinary soldiers.

Having set the mold for TV space opera with Kirk (who is not, incidentally, without precedents like action hero Capt. Rocky Jones), other captains followed in his stead.

Over time, though, TV and movie sci-fi would have the chance to evolve away from this formula, and that’s something we can all be glad about.

Unfortunately, not all of Card’s analysis of Star Trek is so on the money.

More in a bit.