Chupacabras! Don't Mess With Texas!

Suppose you’re a Texan.

(Natural modesty prevents you from bragging about this too much, a’corse.)

Now suppose that there’s a chupacabra eating your mulberries and killing your chickens, or suppose it’s eating your pears and trying to hide under your house.

What do you do?

SHOOT IT, OF COURSE!

(The thing is destroying livestock and might be rabid, for all you know.)

Well, that’s what two Texas ranchers may have done last year, one in July, in Elmendorf, Texas, and one in Pollok, which is right near my family ranch in Deep East Texas. (NOTE: Pollok is just to the left of Lufkin.)

HERE’S A STORY ABOUT THE FIRST RANCHER.

HERE’S A STORY ABOUT THE SECOND. (WARNING: More graphic images in this article.)

When you get a look at the Elmendorf creature, it’s clearly the same as the other creature. They look canine, but not like any usual kind of canine. Here’s a photo:

The thing in some ways looks kind of like a kangaroo (but isn’t). It’s ears are also long enough that some thought it was a calf when they saw them silhouetted in the dark. The things have next to no fur, BIG HONKING TEETH (not so visible in this photo), and aren’t like coyotes or regular dogs.

Perhaps these critters are the basis of the chupacabra legends. . . . (Or perhaps not.)

Chupacabras! Don’t Mess With Texas!

Suppose you’re a Texan.

(Natural modesty prevents you from bragging about this too much, a’corse.)

Now suppose that there’s a chupacabra eating your mulberries and killing your chickens, or suppose it’s eating your pears and trying to hide under your house.

What do you do?

SHOOT IT, OF COURSE!

(The thing is destroying livestock and might be rabid, for all you know.)

Well, that’s what two Texas ranchers may have done last year, one in July, in Elmendorf, Texas, and one in Pollok, which is right near my family ranch in Deep East Texas. (NOTE: Pollok is just to the left of Lufkin.)

Chupapollokmap

HERE’S A STORY ABOUT THE FIRST RANCHER.

HERE’S A STORY ABOUT THE SECOND. (WARNING: More graphic images in this article.)

When you get a look at the Elmendorf creature, it’s clearly the same as the other creature. They look canine, but not like any usual kind of canine. Here’s a photo:

Chupatexas704

The thing in some ways looks kind of like a kangaroo (but isn’t). It’s ears are also long enough that some thought it was a calf when they saw them silhouetted in the dark. The things have next to no fur, BIG HONKING TEETH (not so visible in this photo), and aren’t like coyotes or regular dogs.

Perhaps these critters are the basis of the chupacabra legends. . . . (Or perhaps not.)

Attending Weddings

A reader writes:

Suppose that I have a very very close relative who is baptized in a mainstream protestant denomination, and who is living with his Catholic girlfriend.  This relative and his girlfriend get engaged to be married and live together right up through the wedding.  I try to charitably convince them that this behavior is sinful and harmful to them. May/should I attend the wedding under the following circumstances:

Before we get to the situations, let me say that the question of whether to attend any marriage is a question of prudence. You are never under a legal obligation to go (unless you are one of the parties getting married or have agreed to officiate at the wedding in some capacity required by canon law). As a result, I prefer not to give advice on whether you should attend. That’s a question of prudence, though in general it is prudent to attend the weddings of close relatives unless there is a reason not to do so (distance to travel, the marriage will be presumed invalid, etc.). So lemme answer in terms of whether I see a problem with you attending.

That said, on to the circumstances:

(1) The couple finds a priest who will marry them in a Catholic church. 

No problem (the marriage is presumed valid).

(2) They get married in the groom’s protestant church, but with a Catholic dispensation.

No problem (the marriage is presumed valid).

(3) They can’t find a Catholic priest to marry them or give them a dispensation, so they get married in a protestant church without obtaining a dispensation.

Problem (the marriage is invalid).

(4) They can’t find a priest to marry them, so the bride renounces her Catholicism and they get married in a protestant church.

Problem (the marriage is presumed valid, but the Catholic party has just committed a horrible sin against the faith for the sake of the marriage).

Finally, (5) suppose they see the light and stop living together, but they get married outside the Catholic church without a dispensation.

Problem (the marriage is invalid).

I can’t recommend that you attend a marriage that is known to be or presumed to be invalid. This covers situations (3) and (5).

Situation (4) is a special case. While the marriage will be presumed valid if the Catholic party has defected from the Church by a formal act, she has done something else that creates a problem: She has objectively and very gravely sinned against against the Catholic faith by defecting from the Church. Further, her doing this is directly linked to the marriage itself: This is the occasion that has caused her to defect.

For the sake of witnessing to the truth of the faith, I could not attend a wedding where one of the parties has just done this. The marriage may be presumed to be valid (assuming nothing else is known to block its validity), but I cannot by my attendance and thus my public witness endorse the overall complex of actions, which includes her defection from the Church for the sake of the marriage.

(Note: I put this in a different category than the sexual sin being committed before the marriage because that sin was not engaged in for the sake of the marriage but for its own sake, and a valid marriage will result in the behavior no longer being sinful. Defecting from the faith under these circumstances is for the sake of the marriage and will not stop being sinful after the marriage.)

Can You Read This?

Voynich

If you can, you’re set to solve a fascinating historical mystery, which some have termed "the Holy Grail of cryptology"!

The mystery is known as the Voynich Manuscript.

It was revealed by the Russian-American bookdealer Wilfrid Voynich in 1912 and currently resides in a library at Yale University.

It appears to be 500 years old and is written in a form of writing (presumed to be a code) that nobody can read.

Many pages of the Voynich manuscript appear to involve botany, like this one:

Voynich2

Others have illustrations dealing with astronomy, anatomy, and some passages appear to offer recipes.

The text appears to be about 35,000 words long, make up of an alphabet of 20-30 characters (plus a few dozen irregular characters occurring only once or twice apiece).

Textual analysis reveals pattern regularities that suggest it’s in a real language.

Some people think it’s a hoax.

If you crack it, be sure and give me credit in your Author’s Introduction for having put you on to it.

LEARN MORE, SEEKER OF MYSTERY!

January 15, 2004 Show

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HIGHLIGHTS:

  • What is the purpose of the brown
    scapular?
  • What is the precise dating of the Christmas season?
  • How does a previous, unconfessed abortion by the bride affect the validity of a later marriage?
  • In the early centuries of the Church, how did the administration of the sacraments–particularly matrimony–differ from modern day practice?
  • Was the Rabbinical meeting at Jamnia in c. A.D. 90 a council?
  • How to counter the accusation that Catholics worship "graven images" in violation of the Ten Commandments.
  • Can the promise of John 16:13 that the Spirit "will teach you all truth" be applied to all Christians personally?
  • Must confession be performed in a confessional?
  • What is the motive for the different postures in Mass?
  • What is the Lutheran teaching on infant baptism?
  • Do the scripture study classes of Bible Study Fellowship International follow a Protestant approach?  Did the Church ever sell indulgences?
  • What is the point of Catholic religious statues?
  • May Catholics still not join the Masons?
  • Were there any miraculous occurrences in the life of Mary or her Parents before Jesus’ conception?
  • Is it morally licit to receive artificial insemination or have embryos implanted in oneself in order to bear a child for an infertile couple?
  • May a Catholic fulfill his Sunday obligation at a parish far from home on a regular basis?
  • Has the ossuary of James "the brother of Jesus" been proved
    inauthentic?
  • What criteria did some Jewish contemporaries of Jesus use to reject
    Him?
  • If a priest does not fully believe in Jesus’ real presence in the Eucharist, can he validly consecrate the Sacrament?

How Many Times Can One Receive Communion In A Day?

A reader writes:

I have a sacrament and liturgy question; to wit:  In your reading of canon Law ( Canon 917 in particular), and any additional notations or opinions on that canon (or pronouncements from the US CCB), how many times may an individual (not the celebrant) receive communion in one day (my definition of "day" being one calendar day of the same date, vs. any 24 hour period)? 

Your definition of "day" is the same as the Code of Canon Law’s definition:

Can. 202 §1.
In law, a day is understood as a period consisting of 24 continuous hours and begins at midnight unless other provision is expressly made.

Since other provision is not made in Canon 917, that’s the definition of "day" that is operative there.

Canon 917 deals with the number of times one may receive Communion:

Can.  917
A person who has already received the Most Holy Eucharist can receive it a second time on the same day only within the eucharistic celebration in which the person participates, without prejudice to the prescript of can. 921, §2.

Canon 921, §2 deals with the case of Viaticum for the dying, so it does not concern us here.

As a result of canon 917 and Canon 202, a member of the lay faithful can receive holy Communion twice in a twenty-four hour period spanning midnight to midnight, barring the exception of receiving it a third time as Viaticum.

The reader continues:

The specifics arose recently when two Extraordinary Ministers for Holy Communion attended 2 funeral masses during the day on a Saturday (receiving Holy Communion at both), and then participated (as EMs) in the vigil mass that evening.  Should they have declined to receive communion at the vigil Mass? 

Yes, they should have declined, as per the above.

I understand the general rule is that one may receive communion at a second Mass if the whole sacrifice of the Mass is participated as part of the second reception. 

This is mostly correct, but there is no requirement that one be participating in the whole of the Mass at the second reception. Canon 917 simply refers to participating in the Mass, not participating in the whole of it or the whole of any part of it (if one is considering the sacrifice as occurring, e.g., in the Liturgy of the Eucharist). This provision of Canon 917 is meant to distinguish the second reception from Communion from cases where one receives it outside of Mass altogether. This is provided for in the following canon:

Can.  918
It is highly recommended that the faithful receive holy communion during the eucharistic celebration itself. It is to be administered outside the Mass, however, to those who request it for a just cause, with the liturgical rites being observed.

So the first time one receives Communion, it may be in a Mass or outside of Mass (Can. 918), but the second time it must be in a Mass in which one is participating (as opposed to one where one happens to walk through Church at Communion time). This would indicate substantial participation in the Mass, but not participation in all of it.

I argued with our pastor that the vigil Mass (considered as meeting our Sunday obligation) could be treated as Mass for the next day for the purposes of this "rule."    Is there anything published within the Church that further addresses or elucidates this matter?

Yeah, it seems to me that Canon 202 deals with the definition of "day." There isn’t anything in 202 or 917 allowing for a "vigil" Mass. This concept is never mentioned in the Code of Canon Law (the relevant canon simply speaking of fulfilling one’s Sunday/holy day obligation at a Mass falling on the evening of the preceding day, not a special "vigil" Mass occurring then). While Masses are celebrated on the vigils of certain days using the following day’s readings under liturgical law, it is not liturgical law that determines how many times one can receive Communion.

Canon law does that, and in the absence of a re-definition of the word "day" in Can. 917 to allow for this,  Can. 202 is going to govern the situation, meaning that one cannot receive twice and then receive again at a "vigil" Mass later in the day.

Hope this helps!

Tragedy In The Sky

Shuttleplume

This is a radar track out of Lake Charles, Lousiana.

It shows the debris plume of the Space Shuttle Columbia just after it zoomed over my family’s cattle ranch in Deep East Texas (the river down the middle of the picture is the Lousiana line).

The noise was so loud and went on for so long that my 82-year old grandmother (running the ranch single-handedly) thought it might be the end of the world.

That was two years ago today.

REMEMBER THE TRAGEDY.

WATCH THE LOOP.

Type 2 Diabetes Cure?

THE FIRST GOOD NEWS:

Scientists have found a key trigger for type 2 Diabetes (a.k.a. adult-onset diabetes): Something happens in your liver as a result of obesity triggers a low-level inflammation that causes the body to develop insulin resistance, leading to type 2 diabetes (in fact, obesity and type 2 diabetes are so closely linked that some have described them as two stages of the same disease).

THE SECOND GOOD NEWS:

They’ve found a way to shut off this phenomenon: Administer aspirin-like drugs called salicylates.

THE FIRST BAD NEWS:

Aspirin itself won’t work for this: You’d have to take more than 20 aspirins a day, which would cause massive internal bleeding. (*DON’T* try this at home!!!)

THE THIRD GOOD NEWS:

We have other salicylates that are likely to fix the problem without the side effects a diabetes-therapeutic dose of aspirin would cause: The prescription drug salsalate, in particular.

THE SECOND BAD NEWS:

Scientists want to test this more before they recommend that people start pestering their doctors for prescriptions for salsalate or other salicylates.

STILL, AT THREE GOOD NEWSES AND ONLY TWO BAD NEWSES, WE’RE ONE UP!

YEE-HAW!

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