If you can, you’re set to solve a fascinating historical mystery, which some have termed "the Holy Grail of cryptology"!
The mystery is known as the Voynich Manuscript.
It was revealed by the Russian-American bookdealer Wilfrid Voynich in 1912 and currently resides in a library at Yale University.
It appears to be 500 years old and is written in a form of writing (presumed to be a code) that nobody can read.
Many pages of the Voynich manuscript appear to involve botany, like this one:
Others have illustrations dealing with astronomy, anatomy, and some passages appear to offer recipes.
The text appears to be about 35,000 words long, make up of an alphabet of 20-30 characters (plus a few dozen irregular characters occurring only once or twice apiece).
Textual analysis reveals pattern regularities that suggest it’s in a real language.
Some people think it’s a hoax.
If you crack it, be sure and give me credit in your Author’s Introduction for having put you on to it.
Jimmy don’t get on that ship! Its a cook book —a cook book!!!
Jimmy don’t get on that ship! Its a cook book —a cook book!!!
Oh Jimmy that’s an easy one. I thought you would have cracked it right off the bat. I would tell you, but you would be kicking yourself for not figuring it out on your own. 😉
It says:
We the people, in order to form a more perfect union ….
I wish -my- handwriting was that legible. . .
Well, that took a while, but I cracked the the first part:
Ash nazg durbatulûk
Ash nazg gimbatul
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
So . . . is this that DaVinci code I’ve been hearing so much about?
(Sorry, R.V. already did a LOTR joke!)
Joke? Are you questioning my research Moochie? It’s all there in Appendix Y in the back of Return of the King.
What are you clowns talking about? That’s my mother’s meatloaf recipe!
The top page says: “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”
Which in English reads: “In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”
The bottom page, the one with the flower, is an ad for “Roundup Weed and Grass Killer”
Hmmm, looks exactly like my son’s notebooks, cryptic alphbet, strange drawings, and all!
Maybe it’s a secret book of witchcraft, black magic spells and potions etc.
What I’d like to ask those who believe this is not a hoax is, *why* is this so hard to decifer?
Wouldn’t it be a fairly simple matter to input it into a computer and have the computer attempt to translate/break the code?
I think the decoding problem comes from assuming that the texts are all related. They’re not. It’s just a collection of papers gathered up like the pile of papers that sits next to my telephone.
1 page begins:
Congratulations on the purchase of your new gas grill. Here are the assembly instructions…
another page says:
Klatu Barata Nictu
And yet another begins:
Disputation of Muhammed Achmed Ali Luther
on the Power and Efficacy of Pilgrimages to Mecca(1517)
And there is one page that is obviously separated from it’s counterpart. All it says is:
So the rabbi says, “No, I said Yarmulke”!
At first I thought it was a hoax but now, after reading the Wikipedia link Jimmy posted, I’m firmly convinced that these pages are examples of an early form of wallpaper. It’s actually quite well-known in the design world.
In fact, I saw Hildy do an homage to this on a recent episode of Trading Spaces! It was quite . . . fetching.
Has anyone ever shown this to a pharmacist? They can decipher just about anything! 😉