Y’know those online quizzes that tell you what medieval philosopher you are, what kind of shoe you are, what kind of cheese you are, which member of the Rat Pack you are?
They’re apparently very popular.
I find them silly and almost never take them. (Though I did find out that the member of the Rat Pack I am is Frank Sinatra.)
WELL I COULDN’T RESIST TAKING THIS ONE.
It purports to tell you what your "alignment" is.
Alignment is a concept used in the game Dungeons & Dragons.
I hate it. (The concept of alignment, that is; I’m also not that big on D & D, which I view as a poorly-designed game, though other Role Playing Games are better.)
Alignment is one of the elements in D & D that I consider to be poor design.
Basically, alignment is supposed to tell you how your character behaves. It analyzes your character on two axes: whether he is (1) good, (2), neutral, or (3) evil and whether he is (a) lawful, (b) neutral, or (c) chaotic.
Thus a virtuous priest might be "lawful good" (concerned with principles directed toward good) and Osama bin Laden might be "lawful evil" (concerned with principles leading to evil).
A social activist might be "chaotic good" (unconcerned with principle but fixated on good) and a psychopath might be "chaotic evil" (unconcerned with principle and fixated on evil).
I don’t like alignment because (a) it unduly restrains characters (some races in the game are only allowed certain alignments) and (b) it encourages players to take a juvenile satisfaction in being evil.
Anyway, I took the alignment quiz.
I answered all the questions as honestly as I could, even those which wouldn’t reflect well on me.
I figured that my alignment would easily come back as lawful good. (I answered an awful lot of law questions in a positive manner, and in real life I am very concerned with matters of principle.)
Apparently, though, my alignment score was tied between two options, and the quiz asked me a clarifying question to see which principle was more important to me.
One of the tied options was indeed lawful good, but the other–the one the deciding question finally determined by alignment to be–was neutral good.
Surprise, surprise!
Here’s the quiz’s description of how a "neutral good" person behaves:
A Neutral Good person tries to do the
‘goodest’ thing possible. These people are willing to work with the law
to accomplish their goal, but if the law is corrupt they are just as
willing to tear it down. To these people, doing what’s right is the
most important thing, regardless of rules, customs, or laws.
Knowing this, I understood why the quiz rated me the way it did. While I am very concerned with lawkeeping (which is why my lawful good and neutral good scores were tied), I also recognize that human laws are subordinate to the moral law and must be changed when they are in confilict with it. (E.g., the current human law favoring abortion in America.) So I’m strong on lawkeeping but ultimately concerned that human law conforms to moral law.
Okay, so I’m neutral good.
I think St. Thomas ("He’s My Hero") Aquinas would be, too.
(Cowboy hat tip: Ancient Illuminated Seers Of Bavaria.)