What’s This?

Nano_motorDespite appearances, it’s not one hideous evil vampiric eyeball creature sucking the life out of another in the Easter Bunny’s sunken laboratories.

It’s a diagram of a piece of actual, working nanotechnology: Specifically, it’s the world’s smallest motor.

The motor was designed by the Easter Bunny in his sunken labs using evil vampiric eyeball creaturesa team of researchers at U.C. Berkeley.

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Scientists recently unveiled the tiniest electric motor ever built. You could stuff hundreds of them into the period at the end of this sentence.

The motor works by shuffling atoms between two molten metal droplets in a carbon nanotube.

One droplet is even smaller than the other. When a small electric current is applied to the droplets, atoms slowly eek off the larger droplet and join the smaller one. The small droplet grows – but never gets as big as the other droplet – and eventually bumps into the large droplet. As they touch, the large droplet rapidly sops up the atoms it had previously sloughed off. This quick shift in energy produces a power stroke.

The motor, a surface-tension-driven nanoelectromechanical relaxation oscillator, was built by a team of researchers led by Alex Zettl at the University of California, Berkeley.

Although the amount of energy produced is small — 20 microwatts — it is quite impressive in relation to the tiny scale of the motor. The whole setup is less than 200 nanometers on a side, or hundreds of times smaller than the width of a human hair. If it could be scaled up to the size of an automobile engine, it would be 100 million times more powerful than a Toyota Camry’s 225 horsepower V6 engine, the researchers say.

Among other things, nanomotors could be used in optical circuits to redirect light, a process called optical switching. Futurists envision a day when nanomachines, powered by nanomotors, roam inside your body to find disease and repair damaged cells.

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New Enterprise Tonight

Archer_1The final batch of episodes for Star Trek Enterprise start tonight!

While the series has been much better this season, I don’t know how good tonight’s episode is going to be.

From what I’ve read about it, it sounds like it features green Orion slave girls prominently and might ought to be titled "Capt. Archer’s 3-D House Of Slave Chicks."

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What Do You Call A Baby Wholphin?

The Sea Life Park in Hawaii needs suggestions:

“The only whale-dolphin mix in captivity has given birth to a playful female calf, officials at Sea Life Park Hawaii said Thursday.

“The calf was born on December 23 to Kekaimalu, a mix of a false killer whale and an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. Park officials said they waited to announce the birth until now because of recent changes in ownership and operations at the park.

“The young as-yet unnamed wholphin is one-fourth false killer whale and three-fourths Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. Her slick skin is an even blend of a dolphin’s light gray and the black coloring of a false killer whale.”

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The Mating Dance Of The Giant Panda

From our Local-News-Department comes the announcement that the San Diego Zoo’s own Bai Yun, a giant panda on loan from China, has successfully mated in "the only successful natural insemination of a panda this year in the United States, officials said." Perhaps the success was due in part to Bai Yun’s beauty routine, which made her irresistable to fellow giant panda Gao Gao:

"[Don] Lindburg [‘the zoo’s giant panda conservation team leader’] said Bai Yun had displayed signs of being receptive to mating in recent days, including yipping and raising her tail, walking through water and scraping pine tree bark onto her head and face.

"’It’s getting her perfume on for the date,’ Lindburg said.

"Zoo officials then lifted the gate that separates the two for much of the year on Friday to let the mating begin."

"[S]craping pine tree bark onto her head and face"? Oh, the tortures women must go through to be beautiful for men. Considering the lengths to which Bai Yun went for him, what I really wanted to know was whether Gao Gao also spruced himself up for the occasion, but the article didn’t mention that.

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"Beware The Ides Of April"

Okay, okay. The Ides of April is actually April 13th, not April 15th, but it’s too goo an allusion to pass up.

Why beware today?

‘Cause it’s tax day in the U.S.!

Oooooooo! Pretty scary, eh, kids?

‘Couse it’s no where near as scary as in Europe or the more socialistic Anglophone countries, but it’s scary enough, okay!

Make sure you’ve sent in your taxes if you haven’t already!

“Beware The Ides Of April”

Okay, okay. The Ides of April is actually April 13th, not April 15th, but it’s too goo an allusion to pass up.

Why beware today?

‘Cause it’s tax day in the U.S.!

Oooooooo! Pretty scary, eh, kids?

‘Couse it’s no where near as scary as in Europe or the more socialistic Anglophone countries, but it’s scary enough, okay!

Make sure you’ve sent in your taxes if you haven’t already!

Microsoft Word Grammar Checker Are No Good, Scholar Conclude.

Yes, it true! They are no good. It is bad very checker. They clear everything in this post blog. No green line squiggly. These sentence no verb.

Microsoft, it needs fix grammar checker or ditch. So articles say. I agree with it. I am violates multiple grammar rules herein. Last sentence two main verbs! Yet no squiggly line green still!

Microsoft Word grammar checker creation of Easter Bunny for mankind harm!

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Meet The Beetles: Bush! Cheney! Rumsfeld!

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Bush is a microbrained insect who couldn’t care less about humanity and has a fondness for slime-molds.

It’s true!

The same goes for Cheney and Rumsfeld.

No! I haven’t been reading Daily Kos!

And I’m not talking about our nation’s esteemed leaders!

I’m talking about three new species of slime-mold beetles that have been named after our nation’s leaders.

And guess what: The gent who named them wasn’t trying to insult them but to honor them.

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Wheeler, who is now head of entomology at the Natural History Museum in London, said that the choice to name beetles after President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was out of admiration for their principles, not because they look like the beetles.

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My Favorite John Paul II Picture

I know others are more beatiful or moving, and I want to give them their due, but this picture has a special place in my heart. Used to have a postcard of it in my office at Catholic Answers for years (until we moved offices and it went missing).

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Use this syntax to put your own favorite pictures of John Paul II in the combox:

<img src="http://xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx">

where the x’es represent the URL of the picture (make sure you don’t put http:// in twice).

What A Surprise

It turns out that a neurologist hired by wife-killer Michael Schiavo to examine Terri, a doctor who approves of killing patients, had previously misdiagnosed a patient as being in a persistent vegetative state and declared that he would never again regain consciousness.

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”Sergeant Mack will never regain cognitive, sapient functioning,” Cranford said six months after Mack was shot while serving a search warrant on Dec. 13, 1979. ”He will never be aware of his condition nor resume any degree of meaningful voluntary conscious interaction with his family or friends.”

Based on Cranford’s unequivocal diagnosis of Mack, the officer’s relatives removed him from a respirator in August 1980 "because his family felt he should be allowed to die rather than exist in such a state," according to published reports.

But Mack did not die.

On Oct. 22, 1981, 18 months after Cranford declared Mack’s case hopeless, doctors at the advanced care facility where Mack was being treated noticed that he was awake.

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(Cowboy hat tip to the reader who e-mailed!)