Internet Infidelity Clubs

A while back I started getting a whole wash of spam with subject lines like “Lonely wifes looking for action” and “Cheating wifes” and things like that. (What is it with the misspelling of “wives”? Is that an attempt to get around spam filters? No matter, mine is catching them now anyway.)

When I started getting these, I figured that they were advertisements for ostensible online matchmaking clubs for people who were already married–in other words, adultery clubs. I say “figured” because I simply deleted the e-mails without opening them and I say “ostensible” because I didn’t really suppose that such clubs existed or, if they did, that they would be conducting massive spam campaigns.

I couldn’t imagine that people would really be interested in such clubs. Why would women want to sign up to be one of the “cheating wifes”? And what kind of total loser men would want to be patrons of such places? What would it say about such a person to be attracted to such a place? Notice that the appeal the advertisement is based on is not that you find the other person attractive. The idea is that cheating with somebody else’s wife is itself supposed to be an inducement. What kind of sick desires are wrapped up in that?

I couldn’t imagine that very many people would be interested in such clubs and that the e-mails were more likely a credit card scam designed to prey on the few lonely, gullible men who might actually respond.

Well it seems I am a little naive.

Turns out that there are such clubs. A reader sent me a link to this story about such clubs.

Now I’m thinking: How do we make these illegal or at least unprofitable? Alienation of affection class action lawsuits?

Operations Notes

A thoughtful reader pointed out that Steven and my posts didn’t have sig lines, making it hard to tell them apart. I’d assumed the system automatically turned those on when I added Steven as an author and didn’t notice that this wasn’t the case. They’ve now been turned on. Thanks for pointing it out!

The right hand bar has been loading a little slower than I like, so I’ve turned off the links to the recommended books, though they’ll be back in the future.

Welcome, Steven D. Greydanus!

I’m going to have to devote my attention to other things the next couple of weeks and, though I will still be posting, I won’t be able to post as often as usual, so I’ve invited Steven D. Greydanus of the massively bodacious Decent Films Guide to join me as a guest blogger ’till I’m able to get back in the swing of things.

Hope y’all will show Steven a good time, as this is his first foray into blogging, and I hope y’all’ll also check out his excent films reviews on his own site.

Maybe here on the blog he’ll share with us some insight into upcoming movies, like the rumored new Superman film or something?

Stating The Obvious

I haven’t received any questions or complaints that would indicate confusion on the following point, but just as a precaution I want to clarify something to forestall any confusion arising in the future. What I want to clarify is this:

My blog is mine.

What I mean by that is that it is something I do on my own. I write it on my own time. I pay for it out of my own pocket. And the opinions that I express on it are mine.

My employer, Catholic Answers, does not give me time to blog. It does not pay for this blog. It does not ask for or give input concerning what I say on it (not even on this particular post, which I decided to write all on my own).

Consequently, when I blog I am writing purely in my capacity as a private individual, not as a representative of Catholic Answers.

For example, I might express opinions about political matters on my blog. I might even express opinions about particular political candidates. In so doing, I am speaking only for myself. Catholic Answers, as a non-profit corporation, does not take positions on political candidates or races.

Just wanted to clarify what should be obvious, in case anyone might potentially, hypothetically one day be confused about the matter.

Hope this helps!

Operations Note

I’ve noticed the last few days that the blog has been responding sluggishly on its public side (i.e., when I visit it and load a page). After investigating it, it seems that the holdup has been in the calls it is making to other pages (e.g., to truthlaidbare.com’s eco-system or amazon.com). For some reason those sites aren’t responding as promptly as they usually do, and that’s slowing down how fast my blog loads.

I don’t like that, so I’ve temporarily turned off the eco-system and Amazon links. The site seems to be responding faster now. I’ll leave them turned off for a few days to let the other sites get back up to speed and then try putting them back up again. Thought I’d mention it, though, in case looking at the adorable little rodent image was one of your favorite things to do on the blog or you had been planning to buy one of the recommended books but hadn’t gotten around to it yet. They’ll be back. 🙂

New SEARCH Feature

Did a bunch of blog maintenence this weekend.

The blog has been growing enough that it now needs a search feature to help folks find what they’re looking for.

So I got one.

Now you can search for past entries (e.g., the great tattoo controversy, the great Friday penance controversy) by using the search feature up top the right hand column.

Still need to play with the way the Search feature works, but it’s up and functional.

Also changed the blog’s logo and page header to make its address easier to remember.

Incidentally, this weekend I also moved around some elements in the side bars–e.g., I moved the site syndication link up near the top of the left bar so it’s more prominent. (I’d been searching for other folks’ syndication links in vain this weekend, dismayed at how buried they tended to be–if they were there at all–and decided to take the log out of my own eye by making mine more prominent.)

Enjoy!

Mozilla vs. IE: A Security Object Lesson

NewsForge has an excellent article contrasting how recently-discovered security holes involving Mozilla and Internet Explorer were handled by those who produce the browsers. Exerpt:

So [in the case of Mozilla] we had a fix in less than 24 hours, and the exploit wasn’t that bad to begin with.

Let’s compare this to Microsoft’s handling of a recent Internet Explorer exploit that was taken advantage of by the Scob trojan, which sought to steal sensitive personal and financial information from its unknowing victims. The trojan attacked on June 25, and Microsoft had a patch released a quick and speedy seven days later, on July 2. So for seven days a serious hole remained in Internet Explorer, and even then the vulnerability remained!

One day for the [Mozilla] community to discover, discuss, and patch a Windows security flaw through Mozilla, one week for Microsoft to incorrectly patch a serious IE exploit. Now tell me, Mr. Ballmer, Mr. Gates: Which is the better development model?

If you check out the article, you’ll also discover that the “hole” relating to Mozilla wasn’t even a problem with Mozilla itself. It is a problem with an external (non-Mozilla) program that is part of the the Windows operating system, which is the only operating system to be affected by the issue. Basically, Mozilla would merely pass on a Internet request to the Windows OS, and the OS is stupid enough to honor the request unchallenged. (The other OSes Mozilla runs on aren’t that stupid.) Even Microsoft was aware of the problem with the OS, and Windows XP Service Pack 1 was supposed to have fixed the problem, but Microsoft “fixed it wrong,” and the hole continues to exist.

Once this came to light, the Mozilla folks simply disabled the passing on of the request in order to protect the Windows operating system from its own security stuipidity. They did had the needed patch (and revised versions of their software) in place in a matter of hours, so quickly in fact that no systems are known to have been compromised by the problem.

The fact that more folks are noting the problems with MS-produced products is perhaps why the superdominant IE browser has lost 1% of its market share in the last month. A story at PCWorld.com notes:

Internet Explorer has held more than 95 percent of the browser market since June 2002, and until June had remained steady with about 95.7 percent of the browser market, according to WebSideStory’s measurements. Over the last month, however, its market share has slowly dropped from 95.73 percent on June 4 to 94.73 percent on July 6.

A loss of 1 percent of the market may not mean much to Microsoft, but it translates into a large growth, proportionately, in the number of users running Mozilla and Netscape-based browsers. Mozilla and Netscape’s combined market share has increased by 26 percent, rising from 3.21 percent of the market in June to 4.05 percent in July, Johnston said.

“It takes a lot to get someone to change their browser. It’s been years since anyone has been willing to do this in significant numbers,” he [analyst Goeff Johnston] said.

Most of the period in which the losses to IE occurred was before the Download.Ject vulnerability in IE were discovered and CERT recommended that people start ditching IE, so the losses may well continue–and accelerate.

The PCWorld.Com article also notes:

Microsoft has yet to release a comprehensive fix for Download.Ject, but the company is providing customers with “prescriptive guidance to help mitigate these issues” on the Microsoft.com Web site, he said.

Robert Duncan III, a technologist at Bacone College, in Muskogee, Oklahoma, switched to Firefox recently, attracted by the software’s wide variety of plug-ins and new features, as well as the fact that Mozilla is less integrated with the computer’s operating system than is Internet Explorer.

“Since Mozilla is completely isolated from the operating system, I know that if the browser gets completely hijacked and obliterated that the program is not going to completely destroy everything I’ve got on disk,” he said.

About 20 percent of the computers Duncan administers at the college now use Mozilla-based browsers, Duncan said, and the main impediment to more widespread adoption is user perception, he said. “They have this perception that open source software can’t be worth anything because it’s free.”

“Once people start examining the features of Mozilla versus Internet Explorer instead of looking at a brand name . . . I think they’ll see there’s a lot more value,” he said.

I agree that Mozilla has much better features than IE, particularly through the available extensions (it also runs way faster, too), but I find it interesting that Microsoft’s integrate-the-browser-into-the-OS-in-order-to-try-to-thwart-federal-antitrust-regulators-in-court strategy has come back to haunt it. By so tightly binding IE to the Windows OS, it has made the OS more vulnerable to exploitation from sources on the Internet. Mozilla, by contrast, is not tightly bound up with the operating system and thus less likely to wreak havoc with the OS.

I'm A Flappy Bird!

flappybirdNo, really. I am!

Don’t worry, I’m not crazy. Don’t call the nice young men in their clean white coats. I’ll explain. . . .

Y’see: There’s this blog-ranking system called the TTLB Eco-System (TTLB = “The Truth Laid Bear”). I first encountered it on Jeff Miller’s {Monty Burns voice}EX-cellent{/Monty Burns voice} blog, The Curt Jester, who is a Large Mammal in the eco-system.

TTLB, y’see, is a nature-themed blog ranking system based on how many other people in the eco-system are linking you. People start off (with nobody linking their blogs) as Insignificant Microbes. Then they evolve up to being Multicellular Microorganisms, then Wiggly Worms, then Crunchy Crustaceans, then Lowly Insects, then Slimy Molluscs, then Flippery Fish, then Crawly Amphibians, then Slithering Reptiles, and then to the level where I’m at right now: Flappy Birds.

It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so: I’m a Flappy Bird. (I’m also my own granpa, but that’s another story.)

It turns out that if people in the eco-system are linking to you, you are automatically included in it–whether you know it or not–so check to see if your own blog is there. (Here’s my page in the eco-system. You can search for your own blog here.) Shortly after I first moved my blog to its current location, I discovered that I was already a Flippery Fish without me even knowing it since folks in the eco-system had been linking me.

Over time, I evolved my way up to being a Flappy Bird, at which point I decided that that the humor value of the system outweighed my low-ranking, and I decided to put the code needed into my left margin to auto-display my ranking. (Scroll down to see it.)

Hopefully, in the future, more people will link me, at which point I will graduate to being an Adorable Rodent, then a Marauding Marsupial, then a Large Mammal, a Playful Primate, a Mortal Human, and finally a Higher Being. (As if! That’s the level where Matt Drudge and Andrew Sullivan are at!)

Well, maybe I’ll just settle for being Large Mammal. That sounds nice and cuddly.

{Sigh.} Maybe . . . someday . . . {Sniff.}