Archbishop of Canterbury on The Simpsons?

A new report indicates that Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the highest churchman in the Anglican communion, has been invited to appear on animated TV show The Simpsons.

This is less surprising than one might think since the Anglican communion’s recent history resembles episodes of The Simpsons. (Sorry. Couldn’t resist. But I suspect many Anglicans would say the same thing.)

In other Simpsons news, plans are in the works for a Simpsons movie.

Also, the fourth season of The Simpsons is finally out on DVD.

What Jesus Rode

A reader is having difficulty with a Muslim who is trying to make apologetic hay with Matthew 21:7, which records that Christ’s triumphal entry into Jerusalem involved both an ass and its colt, with the parallel accounts in Mark and Luke, which mention only the colt. These passages record the fulfillment of a Messianic prophecy in Zechariah 9:9, which can be read as either prophesying the use of one or two animals.

The reader writes:

The Moslem is making an argument that Matthew is being stupid by suggesting that Jesus is riding on TWO asses. He also stated that ONLY MATTHEW wrote about an Ass and a Colt but the other Evangelists don’t, so this mean Matthew is erroneous and is a Gentile (he insisted that Matthew is a gentile and not the Apostle. I disagree because the Church long held believe that Matthew the gospel writer is the same as Matthew the Apostle [altough the erroneous NAB commentary proposed otherwise]

I need to prove that the wording in the original writing means only ONE ASS in Matthew 21:7

However from people at Catholic-convert.com. It turned out that the original Greek said “Them,” implying that Jesus was riding on two animals. (Jimmy I need your language help on the original Greek too)

We then try to propose a solution that the “them” is referring to the “garments” which Jesus sat on. This argument is not pretty assuring although not entirely wrong. The “them” in Mat 21:7 could pass as referring to the “two animals” or the “garments”

In regard to the other evangelists, my argument to the Moslem is that they didn’t mention the Ass because it’s not necessary to fulfill Zach 9:9. But the Ass WAS there, it just didn’t get mentioned.

Okay, here’s some thoughts:

1. The original prophecy in Zechariah can be read either as involving one or two animals. Both readings are acceptable given the Hebrew of the passage.

2. If memory serves, the prophecy has been taken both ways by Jewish interpreters, though I wouldn’t use make this claim in discussions with your Muslim acquaintance unless I can check it out and verify it. I simply mention it for your background at this point.

3. The Greek of Matthew 21:7 definitely indicates that there were two animals involved.

4. The use of two animals is not implausible. As has often been pointed out, the colt was young and had never been ridden before. Having it follow its mother (and possibly having it tied to its mother) would have had a steadying effect on it and made it easier to ride.

5. There is no contradiction between Matthew and the other Evangelists regarding the number of animals. Matthew is simply giving more details of what happened at the event. This is a common occurrence in the gospels. Different authors mention different details about what happened in Jesus’ minsitry, which is the whole point of having several different accounts–i.e., so that they can supplement each other. In fact, the Qur’an does exactly the same thing. In the Qur’an Muhammad (endlessly) repeats the story of Noah and the Flood, giving different details on different occasions (and often getting them wrong).

6. The Greek of Matthew 21:7 can be taken to mean either that Jesus sat on both animals or that he sat on the garments placed on one animal.

One could argue that the former interpretation is more likely on two grounds: (a) the verse says that the garments were placed “on them” (i.e., on both animals) and if the garments were placed on both animals this suggests that both were to be ridden, (b) the verse says that “they led the ass and the colt, and they laid on them the garments, and he sat upon them” (my literal translation from the Greek); in this the second occurrence of the word “them” (autOn) is most naturally taken from a word-repetition point of view as having the same referent as the first occurrence of the word, which is clearly being used to refer to the ass and the colt.

However, one could respond by pointing out (a) that there is a lot of flexibility in language, and Matthew could have used “them” differently in the second instance, and (b) in the Greek word order, the nearest preceding plural noun to the second occurrence of “them” is “garments” (as in the translation I gave above). This makes “garments” the more natural referent for the second “them” from a word-order point of view.

From this it is clear that a word-repetition point of view would support the “them” = “ass + colt” hypothesis, while a word-order point of view would support the “them” = “garments” hypothesis.

This leaves unaffected the fact that the garments are said to be placed “on them,” but if Matthew is speaking of the ass and colt as a unit (which he clearly is since one pronoun is used for both) then placing the garments on one “of them” is sufficient for saying that the garments were placed “on them” (without requiring that they were placed on both “of them”). If the latter is what Matthew meant then the garments might have been placed on only one animal (i.e., the colt), and Jesus rode only that animal.

In any event, both interpretations are possible given the Greek.

7. If the verse is interpeted to mean that Jesus rode both animals then this does not entail a physical difficulty or impossibility. He could have ridden them in turn (i.e., he first rode one, then the other). Hypothetically, if the two were side by side and one was much smaller, he could have ridden one and placed a foot on the other, though this is less likely.

8. Given the ambiguity of the Hebrew prophecy, it is not implausible that Jesus would want to have two animals involved in the event. Nor is it implausible that he would want to ride both animals, most likely in turn. Doing these things would make it especially clear to that the prophecy was being fulfilled.

9. If there were Jews in Jesus’ day who took the “two animals” interpretation, it would be even more valuable to fulfill the prophecy in this way to make it clear to them in particular that the prophecy was fulfilled.

10. There is no support whatsoever in this for the idea that Matthew was a gentile. That the author or authors of Matthew were Jewish is not contested by anybody, even by those who (wrongly) claim that the author was different than Matthew the apostle. Matthew’s gospel is clearly the most traditionally Jewish of all the gospels in its outlook, which strongly indicates Jewish authorship.

11. In fact, the “two animals” interpetation corresponds particularly well with the interpretive rules in use in first century Judaism, which tended to see more distinctions and more entities in a text, though grammatically the text could be read as involving fewer distinctions or entitites. The “two animals” interpretation thus supports rather than diminishes the Jewish authorship of Matthew.

I would also note that you are likely encountering a phenomenon that is common in Muslim anti-Christian apologetics. Some Muslim apologists will produce lengthy lists of alleged Bible contradictions that have clearly been plagiarized from Western sources (i.e., taken from Western sources without acknowledgement, as if the Muslims had done their own original research). These charges have been refuted over and over again. Indeed, at times one can be given the impression that the Muslim authors are plagiarizing from the very books written to explain the alleged contradictions and are hypocritically suppressing the explanations that resolve them. Your Muslim acquaintance likely is drawing his argument from such a plagiarized Muslim catalog of Bible “contradictions.”

It is difficult to take such Muslim catalogs seriously, both because the alleged contradictions have long been satisfactorily explained by Christians and because the Qur’an is filled with contradictions and absurdities that dwarf anything alleged regarding the Bible.

"And"?

In one of the comments boxes, a reader writes:

Jimmy, I NEED to hijacked this entry because you are the only competent people on this matter as far as I know. So please bear with me

Douay Rheims

Zech 9:9

Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Sion, shout for joy, O daughter of Jerusalem: BEHOLD THY KING will come to thee, the just and saviour: he is poor, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.

Is there an “and” in the hebrew text?

I know that Zec is not talking about two different Ass. It’s a Hebrew literary style. However in the RSV, the “and” is gone. I’m thinking that they took it off to compensate for the Hebrew literary style understanding (to make the reader understand that there’s no two animals). But my guess is that there’s actually an “and” in the Hebrew.

Help!

Happy to oblige. Sorry I couldn’t do so sooner, but while I was on vacation I didn’t have a copy of the Hebrew text handy.

The answer to your question is that there is an “and” at this point in the Hebrew text of this verse.

This verse is often commented upon apologetically since some see here a difficulty regarding what Jesus rode during the triumphal entry. (As with all alleged contradictions in the Bible, however, this one has a good solution.) Let me know if you need more info on that.

BTW, when you have an off-topic question there’s no need to commandeer a comments box to get the message to me. Just use the e-mail address that I have on the site, and I’ll try to oblige. 🙂

“And”?

In one of the comments boxes, a reader writes:

Jimmy, I NEED to hijacked this entry because you are the only competent people on this matter as far as I know. So please bear with me

Douay Rheims
Zech 9:9
Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Sion, shout for joy, O daughter of Jerusalem: BEHOLD THY KING will come to thee, the just and saviour: he is poor, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass.

Is there an “and” in the hebrew text?

I know that Zec is not talking about two different Ass. It’s a Hebrew literary style. However in the RSV, the “and” is gone. I’m thinking that they took it off to compensate for the Hebrew literary style understanding (to make the reader understand that there’s no two animals). But my guess is that there’s actually an “and” in the Hebrew.

Help!

Happy to oblige. Sorry I couldn’t do so sooner, but while I was on vacation I didn’t have a copy of the Hebrew text handy.

The answer to your question is that there is an “and” at this point in the Hebrew text of this verse.

This verse is often commented upon apologetically since some see here a difficulty regarding what Jesus rode during the triumphal entry. (As with all alleged contradictions in the Bible, however, this one has a good solution.) Let me know if you need more info on that.

BTW, when you have an off-topic question there’s no need to commandeer a comments box to get the message to me. Just use the e-mail address that I have on the site, and I’ll try to oblige. 🙂

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

3amigosFor the last couple of weeks, I’ve been on vacation. I was gone for twelve days, and in that time I traversed the continent and back.

First I made a very special trip to give away a friend of mine in marriage. This friend was someone who I’ve asked people to pray for before under the name “Fatima.” She is a convert to Christianity from Islam, and I’ve been working with her for a number of years. During that time, we became friends, and I was pleased and honored to give her hand in marriage.

Next I went up to Michigan to visit Steve Ray and Ed Peters. In case you don’t know their faces, that’s them standing on either side of me in the picture (snapped at WDEO just before the three of us did “Catholic Answers Live” last Thursday). Steve is the one with the glasses and Ed is the one with . . . oh. Hmm. Okay, Steve is the one in the hat and . . . um. That’s not going to work either. Okay: Steve is on the left and Ed is on the right. I am in the middle.

While visiting Michigan, I stayed with the Rays, and Steve and his wife Janet were the absolute best hosts I could possibly have wanted. They are extraordinarily kind, thoughtful, and generous to a fault. Steve gave me a rock that he’d picked up on Mt. Sinai (at least, the site traditionally honored as Mt. Sinai) which is known to the locals as a “burning bush rock” because it has what looks like the image of a bush scorched into and through the rock itself! (A geologist might attribute the darkened image to a fossilized plant, but who can’t wonder at a burning bush rock from the traditional site of Mt. Sinai itself?) I thoroughly enjoyed my time at the Rays’, and was honored to stay with them. Turns out, they’re also fans of the comedy-detective show Monk, and we got to watch the season premier together. I also got to meet a number of the members of the Rays’ delightful family: two of their daughters, their son-in-law, and one of their grandbabies. It was a thoroughly enjoyable time!

I also got to visit and catch-up with long-time friend Ed Peters and his family. It was great to see how his children have grown since I saw them last, and though I didn’t get to spend as much time with them as I did the last time I visited, we still got to hang out for a couple of evenings, during which we watched Babette’s Feast and The Stupids (from the sublime to the ridiculous, as it were).

One of the main purposes of the visit was to do a Bible study on St. Paul’s epistles to the Romans and the Galatians, and so for four days I talked non-stop, seven hours a day, as a group of us worked our way through the two letters verse-by-verse. We also got these sessions recorded on CD, so if the audio comes out we should have a couple of Bible-study products from the event.

More on all this soon.

I suppose that one could say, what with me attending the marriage of a friend who I helped convert and leading a large-scale Bible study, that I didn’t get apologetics completely out of my vacation, but then apologetics is more than just a job to me. It is part of what I do.

Perhaps I’ll have a less apologetics-intense vacation next time, when I hope to go to Texas to visit my kinfolk.

I . . . Have Returned

Just got back from Illinois
Lock the front door, oh boy
Got to set down, take a rest
On the portch.
Imagination sets in
Purty soon I’m singin’
Doo-doo-doo, lookin’ out my back door.

Or so says the song by Creedence Clearwater Revival. Actually, I was listening to this song on the Chronicle, Vol. 1 by Creedence Clearwater Revival when I was travelling through Illinois on my way back from the vacation I just took (finally, after ages and ages of not taking one).

This song perplexes me a little because it’s got a really toe-tapping tune, but if you read between the lines of the lyrics, it’s basically a ’60s-’70s drug song (“There’s a giant doing cartwheels, A statue wearing high heels. Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn. Dinosaur Victrola listening to Buck Owens. Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band. Won’t you take a ride on the flying spoon?”).

I like the tune, and I don’t mind the psychedelic imagery, but don’t at all like the drug subtext of the song.

The way the song is written, the drug subtext is only required if you read between the lines. If you read the lines themselves, it isn’t there. In fact, all the bizarre things that the singer sees are explicitly attributed to the imagination of a road-weary traveller, not to drugs. This, no doubt, is a “plausible deniability” lyric included in the song to give kids listening to the song a defense to present to their parents (and also to keep CCR from getting in trouble for corrupting the youth–further than they already were, that is).

My solution is to enjoy the song by refusing to accept its subtext. In other words, to take it at face value and focus on the lyrics instead of what they would have meant in the socio-cultural context in which they were written. Yes, I know that the song was originally about drugs, but I don’t have to accept that just because it’s what the songwriter intended. I can take the song in whatever sense I want in the privacy of my own mind–especially when he’s put a harmless interpretation into the lyrics themselves.

It’s kind of like that episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 where Joel points out to the ‘Bots that you don’t have to accept the ending of the movie that the filmmakers give you. You can write your own ending, if you don’t like theirs.

I guess just about every conscientious Christian has to do something like this when appreciating items of popular culture that contain elements not in accord with the faith. Whether it’s a song, a movie, a TV show, a novel, or what have you, virtually everything has something bad in it. And that’s how it’s always been. It was the same in the Middle Ages, too. (In fact, when he was dying, Chaucer apologized for having included so much non-pious material in The Canterbury Tales). But that’s what we have to do, whether we’re dealing with art or simply with other people: “Test everything, and hold fast to what is good,” in the words of St. Paul.

So that’s how I handle “Lookin’ Out My Back Door.”

I was tickled to realize that, like the traveller in the song, I had “just got back from Illinois” (at least, I passed through Illinois). What was even more surprising to me, though, was something that happened with a different song on the CD: “Down on the Corner,” which is about a group of poor kids who have their own band. At one point in the song the lyrics say: “Poorboy twangs the rythm out on his kalamazoo.” I have no idea what this means. I suppose it was just John Fogerty being playful and needed a rhyme for
“kazoo” (which he uses in the next line of the song).

As it happens, I was listening to this song on my trip, looked up, and realized what town I was in at the moment: Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Weird, man. Weird.

John Paul II on President Bush

Some Catholics report that they feel unable to support President Bush in his re-election bid on the grounds that he would allow abortion in cases of rape, incest, or to save the mother’s life. These positions are wrong and contrary to the Church’s teaching, but do they from the Church’s perspective place him in the same category as an ardent supporter of abortion like Clinton, Gore, or Kerry? Or does the fact that Bush opposes the vast majority of abortions make a difference and allow Catholics to form a different moral estimation of him?

During the Clinton administration, when President Clinton met with the pope, John Paul II was known for bringing up the topic of abortion and stressing the need to end it, which was widely recognized as a deliberate–if diplomatic–public scolding of the American president.

What has John Paul II said regarding President Bush when they have met? Has he similarly scolded Bush for failing to be 100% pro-life, or has he recognized that–though Bush (who is not a Catholic) is imperfect–that his position regarding abortion is nonetheless pariseworthy?

When the two met earlier this month, the pontiff had this to say to the president:

I also continue to follow with great appreciation your commitment to the promotion of moral values in American society, particularly with regard to respect for life and the family (source).

Though the pope does not issue political endorsements of candidates for office, his remarks might be taken to as an attempt to recognize and reward the fundamentally different, if still imperfect, approach taken by President Bush to this issue.

Vatican Takes Liturgy Survey

The Holy See is curculating a preparatory document (known as a lineamenta) for next year’s synod of bishops, which will be focusing on the liturgy. The document contains, among other things, a list of questions that the Holy See wants answered regarding the liturgy.

Though the document is issued to bishops and is principally for bishops, it also states:

This Lineamenta is intended to encourage episcopal conferences, the Eastern Churches sui iuris, the Dicasteries of the Roman Curia and the Union of Superiors General to invite the participation of all in the Church so that they can enter into discussion and take a pastoral inventory. In this way, the responses of these entities to the questions in the Lineamenta might be indicative and complete, thereby ensuring a fruitful synod.

Since it says that it is encouring the bishops to invite the participation “of all in the Church,” one presumably could send one’s answers to the questions to one’s bishop or to the bishops’ conferences for forwarding to Rome. Or one could forward them to the Synod of Bishops offices oneself, presumably.

The questions indicate the Rome is continuing its focus on improving the quality of liturgy and eliminating liturgical abuses. Among the questions are these:

4. The Shadows in the Celebration of the Eucharist: In the Encyclical Letter Ecclesia De Eucharistia (n. 10) the Holy Father mentions “shadows” in the celebration of the Eucharist. What are the negative aspects (abuses, misunderstandings) existing in Eucharistic worship? What elements or actions done in practice can obscure the profound sense of the Eucharistic mystery? What is the cause of such a disorienting situation for the faithful?

5. The Eucharistic Celebration and Liturgical Norms: In an attempt to be personal and avant-garde, do priests manifest any attitudes in their celebration of Mass which are explicitly or implicitly contrary to the liturgical norms established by the Catholic Church (cf. The General Instruction on the Roman Missal, Chapter IV; Instruction for Applying the Liturgical Prescriptions of the Code of Canons of the Eastern Churches)? In your estimation, what are the underlying reasons for such behaviour? What elements or actions during the celebration of Holy Mass, and also in Eucharistic worship outside of Mass, according to their respective norms and dispositions, should receive attention so as to highlight the profound sense of this great Mystery of the faith hidden in the gift of the Eucharist?

6. The Sacrament of the Eucharist and The Sacrament of Penance: Conversion is necessary to participate fully in partaking of the Eucharist. What is the faithful’s understanding of the relationship between the Sacrament of Penance and the Sacrament of the Eucharist? Holy Mass is also the celebration of salvation from sin and death. For the return of sinners, above all on Sundays, what is provided so that the faithful can celebrate the Sacrament of Penance in time to participate in the Eucharist? Do Christian communities often display a casual approach to receiving Holy Communion or do they unjustifiably refrain from receiving it? What is being done to assist the faithful to discern if they have the proper dispositions to approach this great Sacrament?

8. Holy Mass and the Celebration of the Word: In parishes awaiting a priest, how widespread is the practice of celebrating the Liturgy of the Word with the distribution of the Eucharist, over which a lay person or Eucharistic minister often presides? What specific formation do those responsible receive? Are the faithful able to understand the difference between such celebrations and Holy Mass? Do they have an adequate knowledge of the distinction between an ordained and non-ordained minister?

9. The Eucharist and the Other Sacraments: To what measure and with what criteria are the other sacraments celebrated during Holy Mass? When the sacraments and sacramentals are celebrated during Holy Mass (Matrimony, Funerals, Baptisms, etc.) with non-practising Catholics, non-Catholics and unbelievers present, what steps are taken to avoid a casual attitude or even carelessness towards the Eucharist?

10. The Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharist: Have the faithful in your parishes preserved faith in the Lord’s Real Presence in the Sacrament of the Eucharist? Do they have a clear understanding of the gift of the Lord’s Real Presence? Do situations exist in Eucharistic Liturgies or the Worship of the Eucharist which might lead to a diminished regard for the Real Presence. If so, what might be the reasons?

11. Eucharistic Devotion: Does the Worship of the Most Blessed Sacrament have a due place in parish life and communities? What importance do pastors give to adoration of the Most Blessed Sacrament? To Perpetual Adoration? To Benediction of the Most Blessed Sacrament? To personal prayer before the tabernacle? To processions on the Feast of the Body and Blood of Christ? To Eucharistic devotion in parish missions?

13. Dignity at Eucharistic Celebrations: Is attention given in your Churches to the liturgical environment for Eucharistic celebrations? What is the artistic-architectural setting in which the Eucharistic liturgy is celebrated both on solemn occasions and on weekdays? Do the surroundings give a clear indication that the Eucharistic banquet is truly a “sacred” banquet (Ecclesia De Eucharistia, 48)? How frequently and for what pastoral reasons is Mass celebrated outside of this place of worship?

14. The Eucharist and Inculturation: To what measure must attention be given to inculturation in the celebration of the Sacrament of the Eucharist so as to avoid a misunderstood creativity which leads to peculiar and strange practices. What criteria are followed in inculturation? In the Latin Church, are the norms proposed in the Instruction De Liturgia Romana et Inculturazione given adequate consideration? What is the experience of the Eastern Churches in the inculturation of the Eucharist?

16. The Eucharist, Ecumenism, Interreligious Dialogue and the Sects: Considering the ideas on the Eucharist held by our separated brothers and sisters in the West and the challenges of other religions and the sects, how is the mystery of the Most Blessed Sacrament preserved and presented in its entirety, so as not to cause confusion or misunderstanding among the faithful, particularly at ecumenical and interreligious meetings?

17. The Eucharist and Ecclesial “Intercommunion”: “The celebration of the Eucharist cannot be the starting-point for communion” (Ecclesia De Eucharistia, 35). How are the norms of intercommunion applied (cf. The Code of Canon Law, canon 844)? Are the faithful aware of the norm that a Catholic cannot receive the Eucharist in communities which do not have the Sacrament of Orders (cf. Ecclesia De Eucharistia, 46)?

Other questions, too are devoted to improving the quality of liturgical life.

For the full text of the lineamenta, see here.

For a news story on it, see here.