Rat “Brain” Flies “Plane”

BraindishthumExcerpts:

Somewhere in Florida, 25,000 disembodied rat neurons are thinking about flying an F-22.

These neurons are growing on top of a multi-electrode array and form
a living "brain" that’s hooked up to a flight simulator on a desktop
computer. When information on the simulated aircraft’s horizontal and
vertical movements are fed into the brain by stimulating the
electrodes, the neurons fire away in patterns that are then used to
control its "body" — the simulated aircraft.

Currently the brain has learned enough to be able to control the
pitch and roll of the simulated F-22 fighter jet in weather conditions
ranging from blue skies to hurricane-force winds. Initially the
aircraft drifted, because the brain hadn’t figured out how to control
its "body," but over time the neurons learned to stabilize the aircraft
to a straight, level flight.

"Right now the process it’s learning is very simplistic," said
DeMarse. "It’s basically making a decision about whether to move the
stick to the left or to the right or forwards and backwards and it
learns how much to push the stick depending upon how badly the aircraft
is flying."

The bigger goal is to figure out how neurons talk to each other. MRI
scans, for example, show millions of neurons firing together. At that
resolution, it is impossible to see what’s happening between individual
neurons. While scientists can study neural activities from groups of
cells in a dish, they can’t watch them learn and grow as they would
within a living body unless the neurons have some kind of body to
interact with.

By taking these cells and giving them back a "body," the researchers
hope to uncover how the neurons communicate with each other and
eventually translate that knowledge to develop novel computing
architecture.

GET THE STORY FROM WIRED.

MORE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA.

And this just in from UNIVERSE TODAY:

In related news, EarthForce defense contractors announced
project aimed at creating a powerful "shadow" warship using a human
being as its central processing unit.

"We’re very excited about the new shadow ship," said Gen. Wink
Tinkley of EarthForce. "Using a human being as the CPU means a lot more
computing than a simulated rat brain has. The only problem we’ve found
is that telepaths can interfere with the human’s neural connection with
the ship."

EarthForce contractors also announced the creation of an even more
ambitious program which will allow a detachable human as a ship’s CPU.
When perfect, this pilot program will allow humans who pilot such
ships–known as "pilots"–to live normal lives by being extracted from
their ships at the end of missions.

Happy Parent's Day!

No, don’t bother to check your calendar for the date of Parent’s Day. It is not an official holiday (yet). However, one Maryland pre-school has decided to spay and neuter Mother’s and Father’s Days into one jolly Parent’s Day for fear of offending families with Two Mommies and Two Daddies. (Or should I say "Two Parents"?)

"A pre-school in Maryland has lost at least one customer after a student’s father working on the school’s newsletter was told he must change a ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ greeting in the publication to ‘Happy Parent’s Day.’

[…]

"The trouble began when [David] Becker [the student’s father], while typing the newsletter, changed a hand-written greeting from ‘Happy Parent’s Day!’ to ‘Happy Mother’s Day!’ After submitting the final draft, a teacher contacted Becker and said the greeting would have to be changed back to ‘Happy Parent’s Day!’

[…]

"Becker then asked the administrator: ‘Who would we be offending on Mother’s Day?’

"The response: ‘What about families with two fathers?’

"Becker then asked about Father’s Day. He says he was told: ‘You can’t say ‘Father’s Day’ either.’"

GET THE STORY.

One wonders how Mother’s and Father’s Days slipped beneath the radar of the the More-Sensitive-Than-Thou crowd for so long. Next on the chopping block will undoubtedly be Arbor Day for its outrageous preference for trees to the exclusion of flowers and grass. But wait! There is already the More Sensitive Option of Earth Day.

And so it goes in our society’s continuing ever-spiraling decline into irrelevance.

Happy Parent’s Day!

No, don’t bother to check your calendar for the date of Parent’s Day. It is not an official holiday (yet). However, one Maryland pre-school has decided to spay and neuter Mother’s and Father’s Days into one jolly Parent’s Day for fear of offending families with Two Mommies and Two Daddies. (Or should I say "Two Parents"?)

"A pre-school in Maryland has lost at least one customer after a student’s father working on the school’s newsletter was told he must change a ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ greeting in the publication to ‘Happy Parent’s Day.’

[…]

"The trouble began when [David] Becker [the student’s father], while typing the newsletter, changed a hand-written greeting from ‘Happy Parent’s Day!’ to ‘Happy Mother’s Day!’ After submitting the final draft, a teacher contacted Becker and said the greeting would have to be changed back to ‘Happy Parent’s Day!’

[…]

"Becker then asked the administrator: ‘Who would we be offending on Mother’s Day?’

"The response: ‘What about families with two fathers?’

"Becker then asked about Father’s Day. He says he was told: ‘You can’t say ‘Father’s Day’ either.’"

GET THE STORY.

One wonders how Mother’s and Father’s Days slipped beneath the radar of the the More-Sensitive-Than-Thou crowd for so long. Next on the chopping block will undoubtedly be Arbor Day for its outrageous preference for trees to the exclusion of flowers and grass. But wait! There is already the More Sensitive Option of Earth Day.

And so it goes in our society’s continuing ever-spiraling decline into irrelevance.

Dangerous Lawnmower Stunts

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Down yonder a reader asks concerning robotic lawnmowers that automatically cut people’s grass:

"Isn’t that dangerous? What if there are kids in the neighbourhood?"

It might well be. I don’t know what kind of safety precautions these things have or what laws there may be concerning where they can be used.

However, here’s an even more amazing lawnmower engineering thingie (cowboy hat tip: Southern Appeal).

It’s called the Sky Cutter, and you can order your own kit to make one remarkably inexpensively.

For the record, this isn’t a lawnmower that has been rejiggered to fly. It’s a model airplane that has been rejiggered to look like a lawnmower, one of a number of novelty model aircraft produced by FlyingThingZ.Com.

Most amazing is a film of the Sky Cutter in action–set to the tune of Cotton-Eyed Joe. As they put it at Southern Appeal: "Pure (Redneck) Genius"!

YEE-HAW!!!

WATCH THE MOVIE (Windows Media Player)

The Best Of JimmyAkin.Org

Howdy, folks!

Just an operations note.

I had a business meeting until late last night, and didn’t have time to prepare my usual slate of blog entries. As a result, today will be a light blogging day on my part. My co-bloggers will still be here, but I’m afraid that my contributions today will have be "encore posts" from last year.

Enjoy!

Children's Alleged Prayers To God!

Google says that these prayers show up on 512 different Internet sites, so count this one as #513.

I have no idea where these come from or if these are at all authentic, but they’re still funny and charming, so here goes . . .

1.  Dear God,

please put another holiday

between Christmas and Easter.

There is nothing good in there now.

Amanda

2.  Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother

but what I asked for was a puppy.

I never asked for anything before.

You can look it up.

Joyce

3.  Dear Mr.

God,
I wish you would not make it so easy

for people to come apart

I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Janet

4.  God,

I read the bible.

What does beget mean?

Nobody will tell me.

Love Alison

5.  Dear God,

how did you know you were God?

Who told you?

Charlene

6.  Dear God,

is it true my father

won’t get in Heaven

if he uses his golf words in the house?

Anita

7.  Dear God,

I bet it’s very hard for you

to love all of everybody in the whole world.

There are only 4 people in our family

and I can never do it.

Nancy

8.  Dear God,

I like the story about Noah

the best of all of them.

You really made up some good ones.

I like walking on water, too.

Glenn

9.  Dear God,

my Grandpa says you were around

when he was a little boy.

How far back do you go?

Love, Dennis

10.  Dear God,

do you draw the lines around the countries?

If you don’t, who does?

Nathan

11.  Dear God,

did you mean for giraffes

to look like that or was it an accident?

Norma

12.  Dear God,

in bible times,

did they really talk that fancy?

Jennifer

13.  Dear God,

how come you did all those miracles

in the old days and don’t do any now?

Billy

14.  Dear God,

please send Dennis Clark

to a different summer camp this year.

Peter

15.  Dear God,

maybe Cain and Abel

would not kill each other so much

if they each had their own rooms.

It works out OK with me and my brother.

Larry

16.  Dear God,

I keep waiting for spring,

but it never did come yet.

What’s up?  Don’t forget.

Mark

17.  Dear God,

my brother told me about

how you are born

but it just doesn’t sound right.

What do you say?

Marsha

18.  Dear God,

if you watch in Church on Sunday

I will show you my new shoes.

Barbara

19.  Dear God,

is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,

or do you just know him through the business?

Donny

20.  Dear God,

I do not think anybody

could be a better God than you.

Well, I just want you to know that.

I am not just saying that because

you are already God.

Charlesv

21.  Dear God,

it is great the way you always

get the stars in the right place.

Why can’t you do that with the moon?

Jeff

22.  Dear God,

I am doing the best I can.

Really !!!!

Frank

And, saving the best for last   .

23.  Dear God,

I didn’t think orange went with purple

until I saw the sunset

you made on Tuesday night.

That was really cool.

Thomas

[NOTE FROM JIMMY: Actually, my personal favorite was #20, but the sunset one obviously impressed the anonymous author of the list more. #2 and #5 were personal favorites as well.]

Children’s Alleged Prayers To God!

Google says that these prayers show up on 512 different Internet sites, so count this one as #513.

I have no idea where these come from or if these are at all authentic, but they’re still funny and charming, so here goes . . .

Child_praying_1

1.  Dear God,
please put another holiday
between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda

2.  Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother
but what I asked for was a puppy.
I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
Joyce

3.  Dear Mr.
God,
I wish you would not make it so easy
for people to come apart
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

4.  God,
I read the bible.
What does beget mean?
Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison

5.  Dear God,
how did you know you were God?
Who told you?
Charlene

6.  Dear God,
is it true my father
won’t get in Heaven
if he uses his golf words in the house?
Anita

7.  Dear God,
I bet it’s very hard for you
to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family
and I can never do it.
Nancy

8.  Dear God,
I like the story about Noah
the best of all of them.
You really made up some good ones.
I like walking on water, too.
Glenn

9.  Dear God,
my Grandpa says you were around
when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis

10.  Dear God,
do you draw the lines around the countries?
If you don’t, who does?
Nathan

11.  Dear God,
did you mean for giraffes
to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

12.  Dear God,
in bible times,
did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

13.  Dear God,
how come you did all those miracles
in the old days and don’t do any now?
Billy

14.  Dear God,
please send Dennis Clark
to a different summer camp this year.
Peter

15.  Dear God,
maybe Cain and Abel
would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms.
It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry

16.  Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring,
but it never did come yet.
What’s up?  Don’t forget.
Mark

17.  Dear God,
my brother told me about
how you are born
but it just doesn’t sound right.
What do you say?
Marsha

18.  Dear God,
if you watch in Church on Sunday
I will show you my new shoes.
Barbara

19.  Dear God,
is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
or do you just know him through the business?
Donny

20.  Dear God,
I do not think anybody
could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that.
I am not just saying that because
you are already God.
Charlesv

21.  Dear God,
it is great the way you always
get the stars in the right place.
Why can’t you do that with the moon?
Jeff

22.  Dear God,
I am doing the best I can.
Really !!!!
Frank

And, saving the best for last   .

23.  Dear God,
I didn’t think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset
you made on Tuesday night.
That was really cool.
Thomas

[NOTE FROM JIMMY: Actually, my personal favorite was #20, but the sunset one obviously impressed the anonymous author of the list more. #2 and #5 were personal favorites as well.]

Monk Season 3 On DVD!!!

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JUST RELEASED TODAY!!!

HIGHLIGHTS:

  • Mr. Monk goes to New York City!
  • Mr. Monk gets a job at Wal-Mart! (only without it being called "Wal-Mart")
  • Mr. Monk goes on Jeopardy! (only without it being called "Jeopardy!")
  • Mr. Monk solves the murder of Bruce Lee! (only without him being called "Bruce Lee")
  • Mr. Monk takes medicine to cure his OCD!
  • Mr. Monk is forced to live in a cabin . . . in the woods!
  • Mr. Monk gets buried alive! (literally! in a coffin!)
  • Mr. Monk goes to Las Vegas!

Plus!

Also, this season feature’s the much-beloved Sharona’s last episode (for now!) and the introduction of Monk’s new assistant, Natalie. If you’re a Natalie fan, be sure to get this season so you can obsessively document her arrival on the show. If you’re a Sharona fan, be sure to get it so you can obsess about the good times we had when Sharona was here. If you’re a fan of both Sharona and Natalie, get it so you can obsess about both!

GETCHOURSNOW!!! YEE-HAW!!!