Fr. Flimflam

Imposter Now here’s a Catholic horror story, all the more horrible because it really happened: A con man forges documents to allow him to pose as a validly ordained priest and, in that capacity, conducts Masses, baptisms, and weddings at parishes in Arizona:

"Fred Brito believes that his true calling is as a Catholic priest. But he also makes quite a good psychiatrist. Most recently he has been earning £55,000 as a university fund-raiser.

"The only problem is that Brito, 50, an accomplished con artist, held none of these positions legitimately, having spent nearly 30 years bluffing his way into a string of white-collar jobs.

[…]

"One of his most stunning deceptions was as Father Federico B. Gomez de Esparza, a Norbertine priest ordained in Mexico, at a number of parishes in Arizona.

"He forged the necessary documents and studied liturgy, conducted weddings and baptisms and held mass up to four times a day until he was exposed.

"’By pretending to be a priest, Fred Brito played with the souls of people who trusted him,’ said Father Thomas Zurcher, vicar for priests in the diocese of Phoenix.

"’In doing so he compounded their hurt and shrivelled their spirit. He fakes being nice when in fact he is a mean-spirited person who lives without regard for others.’

"Brito disagreed. ‘I do feel bad because I was not actually a priest, but on the other hand no priest had ever connected to the Latino community there as I did. Yes, it was a mistake, but I also changed lives. I loved that work.’"

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Note Fr. Flimflam’s emphasis on how he "connected" to the Latino community and claims that he "changed" lives. But, objectively speaking, by his "celebration" of the sacraments, he has left a huge sacramental mess behind for the Diocese of Phoenix to clean up.

Why is it, that in the realm of religion, "feelings" and "connectedness" are all that matter? Mr. Brito won’t be able to easily dismiss charges of posing as a medical doctor with claims that he "connected" with those who believed him a doctor and "changed lives." If he practiced medicine without a license, he could be in for stiff legal penalties. Given the sacramental havoc he’s wrought in Arizona, I almost wish similar legal penalties were in place for impersonating a priest.

The Economics of Star Trek 2: Ferenginomics!

A piece back I reviewed the book Freakonomics, which is quite an enjoyable read. Today I’d like to talk about Ferengi-nomics, though–the economics that exist (or could exist) on the world of Ferenginar.

There’s an episode very late in DS9 (in fact, it’s the next to last episode, if memory serves) in which taxes have been introduced on Feriginar as part of Grand Nagus Zek’s left-leaning societal reforms.

Quark is horrified when he learns of this, saying that taxes run contrary to the spirit of the free market. “That’s why it’s called free,” he says.

Actually, that’s not why it’s called “free,” at least not on Earth, but it’s a good line, and you can’t expect the Hollywood lefties who write the show to understand economics.

What’s worse (from Quark’s perspective) is that not only have taxes been introduced, a progressive income tax has been created.

For those who may not be aware, a progressive income tax is one in which people who make more money are charged a higher tax rate. They not only pay more tax total, they pay taxes at a higher rate. Thus if a person in a lower income bracket pays 20% of his income in income tax, a person in a higher income range might pay 40% of his income.

The theory behind progressive income taxes is that the more money you have, the more you can afford to pay a higher percentage of your income in taxes.

The problem with progressive income taxes is that they serve as a dis-incentive to make more money. If you have to work harder for each new dollar of (after tax) take-home pay then that unmotivates you to do the work needed to get that dollar, and so at some point you say, “Eh. I’ve got enough. Why should I work harder to get more when the government will only take more of it.”

And thus economic development caps out. That means that there are fewer jobs that exist than would exist if the income tax rate weren’t progressive. The progressiveness of the tax rate serves as a drag on the economy that ends up keeping people jobless and harms them in bunches of different ways related to an absence of money in the economy that would otherwise be there.

What happens if you make the tax rate less progressive? People in the top tax bracket (i.e., the ones with the money) get more motivated to make money since they can now keep more of it. Economic growth is stimulated. Jobs are created. And, in many circumstances, the tax revenue that the government collects actually goes up since the economic stimulus provided by the lower rate more than offsets the fact that the rate has itself gone down.

Which raises a question.

Think for a minute about Ferenginar.

Assuming that they did have taxes there, and assuming that we set aside the Hollywood writers’ progressive income tax on Ferenginar idea, what kind of tax rate would they have there?

Ferengi place a value on economic development above all else. If having a highly progressive tax rate highly hampers the economy, and if a less progressive tax rate hampers the economy less, then I bet on Ferenginar they’d have a negatively progressive tax rate.

In other words, they wouldn’t have a progressive tax rate, they’d have a regressive one.

On this scheme, your tax rate would be higher if you make less money and lower if you make more money. Someone in a lower income range would be paying the 40% (or whatever) and someone in the higher range would be paying 20% (or whatever).

You can just imagine how they’d justify it, too. I can see Quark giving a speech in which he says, “This way it gives the poor an incentive to not be poor any more, to work hard and look for economic opportunities that will let them make enough money that they can get into that next tax bracket. That makes them richer. It makes society richer. It stimulates economic development. It’s better for everybody. Don’t give me your silly Federation ‘morality.’ A progressive income tax rate is positively immoral! How can you be so cruel to your poor as to subsidize their poverty and keep them trapped in it?”

It’s too bad that there aren’t any Trek TV-writing jobs available at the moment. I could probably work a pretty good episode out of that idea, or at least the B story of an episode.

SURPRISINGLY, SOME HU-MONS HAVE EXPERIMENTED WITH REGRESSIVE INCOME TAXES.

They apparently have one in Taiwan.

Covering My Tracks

Pearplum2_1I have an art dilemma.

Fortunately, my development as an artist over the last year or so has taken a positive turn. I have been blessed to get to know some professional artists whose work I admire, and who have been generous with time and advice. I have also found the style that I think suits me best (classical realism) and returned to the medium I have always had the most affection for, oils. Slowly, I am recovering from my Masters Degree, and I feel I am beginning to produce some art that I will not be embarrassed to leave behind when I die.

Here is the dilemma; I have too much old art. I have art that I have been dragging around with me from my earliest days in college. Lots of it. So much that I have been giving serious thought to burning most of it.

There are several good reasons to burn most of my old art, two of which are most relevant:

  1. It’s really awful
  2. It’s taking up lots of storage space and is deteriorating anyway.

Now, as soon as I thought of burning all this old art, I thought that a bonfire like this calls for inviting some friends over and hoisting a few brews. Kind of like a viking funeral, without the water.

So here is the dilemma; alot of my artist friends don’t think I should burn my old art at all. Some were SHOCKED that I would want to destroy evidencehistory in this way.

In deference to their concerns, I reassured them that I will be keeping enough old pieces to make plain to any future historian precisely how crappy my work was was at each stage of my early artistic development. I plan on keeping anything that I think is of genuine worth, along with one or two pieces typical of each period, no matter how horrendous.

Surely you writers out there have happily (with some relief?) round-filed old efforts, simply out of fear, that by some wicked twist of fate, they might end up associated with your name for all of history.

Do creative professionals have the freedom to put their name to what they like, and deep-six everything else? Isn’t that part of the creative process?

The Human Zoo

From the U.K. Yahoos Department:

Have you ever wandered through a zoo and wondered why only animals are caged there? Did you ever wonder why there were no human beings on display, since humans are animals, too? If so, I hate to break it to you, but you’re not unique after all. The London Zoo now has people on exhibit in an attempt to display homo sapiens as a "plague species":

"The ‘Human Zoo’ is intended to show the basic nature of human beings, reported Agence France-Presse.

"’We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a plague species and to communicate the importance of man’s place in the planet’s ecosystem,’ a statement from London Zoo said.

"According to the report, the scantily clad volunteers will be treated as animals and kept amused at the central London zoo facility with games and music. They will go home each night after the zoo closes during Britain’s bank holiday weekend.

"Dozens of hopeful volunteers applied to be part of the eight-person team through an Internet competition."

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I don’t know who to pity more: The officials who dreamed up this idea; the volunteers who debased their human dignity by applying to become a zoo exhibit; or the British public who might well be funding this travesty, at least in part, through their tax dollars pounds.

The Lawrence Chickens Are Coming Home To Roost

You may remember the not-so-long-ago Supreme Court decision Lawrence v. Texas, in which Darth Kennedy, leading a gang of fellow Sith lords, struck down a Texas anti-sodomy statue.

Lawrence v. Texas [is] the Supreme Court’s decision in 2003 that the Constitution protects the freedom of Americans to engage in ”the most private human conduct, sexual behavior," when it is part of a willing relationship between adults.

”The petitioners are entitled to respect for their private lives," Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in striking down the Texas law under which John Lawrence and Tyron Garner had been convicted of homosexual sodomy. ”The state cannot demean their existence or control their destiny by making their private sexual conduct a crime. Their right to liberty under the Due Process Clause gives them the full right to engage in their conduct without intervention of the government."

All of that is complete horse manure, of course. The Constitution does no such thing. Darth Kennedy and his co-conspirators are simply agenda-driven evilfolk out to impose their will on the American people by subverting the democratic process required to enact the laws that they’d like enacted.

At the time Lawrence was issued, people pointed out that its logic would allow all kinds of immoral sexual relationships.

And now the chickens are coming home to roost.

GET THE STORY. (Which is not actually about chickens.)

(CHT to the reader who e-mailed.)

The Lawrence Chickens Are Coming Home To Roost

You may remember the not-so-long-ago Supreme Court decision Lawrence v. Texas, in which Darth Kennedy, leading a gang of fellow Sith lords, struck down a Texas anti-sodomy statue.

Lawrence v. Texas [is] the Supreme Court’s decision in 2003 that the Constitution protects the freedom of Americans to engage in ”the most private human conduct, sexual behavior," when it is part of a willing relationship between adults.

”The petitioners are entitled to respect for their private lives," Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in striking down the Texas law under which John Lawrence and Tyron Garner had been convicted of homosexual sodomy. ”The state cannot demean their existence or control their destiny by making their private sexual conduct a crime. Their right to liberty under the Due Process Clause gives them the full right to engage in their conduct without intervention of the government."

All of that is complete horse manure, of course. The Constitution does no such thing. Darth Kennedy and his co-conspirators are simply agenda-driven evilfolk out to impose their will on the American people by subverting the democratic process required to enact the laws that they’d like enacted.

At the time Lawrence was issued, people pointed out that its logic would allow all kinds of immoral sexual relationships.

And now the chickens are coming home to roost.

GET THE STORY. (Which is not actually about chickens.)

(CHT to the reader who e-mailed.)

Schism Heal In Progress

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UPDATE: Sigh. Zenit has the most annoying and unprofessional habit of keeping a finite number of story pages and the changing the text on those pages, instead of generating a new page for each story. What is wrong with those people! In any event, they’ve now changed the text on the page I linked to something completely different.

Okay, so forget Zenit.

NOW, GET THE STORY.

The Billionaire Bloggers

Trump_1 No longer is blogging just for guys in pajamas lounging in their living rooms. Guys in Brooks Brothers lounging in boardrooms are getting in on the action. Two cases in point: Real-estate mogul Donald Trump now hosts The Trump Blog and Mark Cuban, owner of the basketball’s Dallas Mavericks, holds court at Blog Maverick.

(Nod to the Paperback Writer for the links.)

Does this mean that blogging is now going mainstream?  Or does it mean that the pajamahedin can now count Donald Trump and Mark Cuban as card-carrying members of the fold?  Does it mean that mainstream journalists will have to start taking blogging seriously?  Does it mean that there will have to be a blog ring exclusively for the billionaire bloggers?

I guess we’ll find out.

The Economics Of Star Trek 1

Y’know how the Federation–or human civilization at any rate–doesn’t have money on Star Trek?

That’s soooo stupid.

And originally, it wasn’t that way. In the original series, there are periodic references to money. Sure, they call their units of money "credits" rather than "dollars" or "yen" or what have you, but it’s money. There are also references to traders, commerce, and even mail-order brides.

And then came what should have been a throwaway line.

In the movie Star Trek IV ("The Search For Whales"), Kirk and the gang are back in the 20th century (remember that one?) and Kirk is going on a sort of date/business meeting with a marine biologist to a pizzeria, and he explains that he’s from the future. She is incredulous and not taking him very seriously, and then when the time comes to pay the check, she says, "I suppose that you don’t have money in the future."

Kirk replies, "As a matter of fact, we don’t."

Funny line! Good delivery by Shatner. And if it had stopped there, everything would have been fine. The line could have been taken as a joke, or it could have been taken as a statement that in the future nobody carries cash (i.e., they all use debit cards or something).

Unfortunately, the Powers That Be at Star Trek chose to take it in a much more literal sense (probably dictated by Gene Roddenberry’s over-optimistic secular humanism), and so it became canon that they don’t have money at all in human civilization. Instead, as articulated in Next Gen and DS9, the human race abandoned money for an economy driven by a mutual desire for improving oneself and the common good.

Riiiight.

All those greedy traders from the original series like Cyrano Jones and Harry Mudd were driven by a desire for mutual self improvement. That’s what led them to unleash ecologically unsafe life forms (tribbles), traffic in contraband substances (magic beauty crystal drug thingies), and risk jail and stuff.

The difficulty of making Star Trek over into a Leninist workers paradise has problems that go way beyond continuity problems, though. The basic problem is that Leninist workers paradises don’t work. That’s why the Soviet Union early on abandoned its efforts to have a cashless society and reintroduced the use of money.

Money plays a vital role: It tells you how much somebody wants something that is in short supply. Person A wants to have something that Person B also wants to have (say, a nice fluffy tribble that has been safely neutered). Who wants it more? Money is the best way to settle that. (Fisticuffs not being a good way.) You want this tribble? How much are you willing to pay for it? Supply and demand.

Even monkeys can get the principles involves.

A society of humans couldn’t be more advanced than us and yet lack money. Whether  cash or electronic, money is the most efficient way of settling how wants what how much and thus who gets it. It’s the best way to organize resources on a wide scale. Any other system is going to be inefficient and result in the misallocation of resources and greater human suffering.

Star Trek is able to ignore this because it is held to such low standards of realism, but no human society built on a touchie-feelie, moneyless self improvement philosophy could possibly work. We know. We’ve tried them. They all fall apart (usually very quickly). Even the kibbutzim are either changing or dying.

Even with the low-realism standards of Star Trek, though, the problem shows through. There are episodes of DS9 (whose writers hated the moneyless business) where the problem is thrown into sharp relief. How could it not be?–when some of the principal characters on the show are Ferengi and thus devoted to the pursuit of money.

One of the things that the show just has to ignore is how moneyless humans interact with moneyed Ferengi (and other cultures). Think Quark isn’t going to charge humans for drinks in his bar? Or to use his holosuites? Think again.

This is not to say that the economics of the future wouldn’t look different than ours. Technological change alone would ensure that. If you have replicator technology (which didn’t come in until Next Gen) and abundant energy then the unit cost of countless consumer goods is going to be vanishingly low (even if replicated food doesn’t taste as good as real food), but it will still exist.

And so what should have been a fun, throwaway line in a movie about searching for whales turned into a HUGE, HULKING, ENORMOUS, WHALE-SIZED WRITING PROBLEM FOR THE FRANCHISE.

Sigh.

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