Honor Thy Progenitor A And Progenitor B

That rumbling you hear is the grave-spinning of all of Spain’s Catholic kings and queens. Or should they now be called Spain’s Progenitor As and Progenitor Bs?

"Spain has taken another step in its journey from conservative to liberal bastion by creating new birth certificates to avoid discrimination against same-sex couples.

"According to an announcement in the Official Bulletin of State ‘The expression "father" will be replaced with "Progenitor A," and "mother" will be replaced with "Progenitor B."’

"The head of the national Civil Register, Pilar Blanco-Morales, told the newspaper ABC that the change took account of a new law on same-sex marriages passed by the socialist government in July."

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No matter what Spain decides to call fathers and mothers, even legislative fiat won’t change the biological fact that two Progenitor As and two Progenitor Bs cannot create a child without the biological material of the opposite Progenitor.  In other words, there still must be a Progenitor A and a Progenitor B to make a Baby C.

Two Mil

2milWHOA!

I don’t check my stats that often, but I happened to do so today and noticed that in the last week we’ve motored right past the 2,000,000 hits mark.

Congratulations, folks! Thanks for making it happen!

(NOTE: As usual, the average hits per day number is misleadingly small since it’s a daily average including figures from when the blog was very small in its early days. The real current average would be Last 7 days divided by 7, or 6,441 hits per day.)

(OTHER NOTE: Please note that these hits are page views, so every view of a combox counts as a hit. We don’t yet have 6,441 folks visiting each day. The actual number is only a part of that. Unfortunately, I don’t know what that would be since I don’t have a feel for how many people keep up with the comboxes regularly vs. how many just read the main section and glance at the comboxes occasionally. Unfortunately, polling via the comboxes to find out the answer wouldn’t necessarily work due to the nature of the question.)

The Law Of Fast: Beverages

A reader writes:

My question is this: Where have the US bishops defined what fasting is for American Catholics during Lent? The reason why I ask is that a friend claims that during the fast days of Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, we are not only restricted to eating 1 full meal and 2 smaller snacks, but that we must also not drink any alcohol and other "non-water" beverages.

This didn’t seem right, because what I had always remembered was that fasting was simply the meal restriction. Although I believe that the spirit of Lent will prevent me from drinking alcohol on Ash Wednesday or Good Friday, I just wanted a clarification about the law.

I’ve looked everywhere, and I can’t seem to find a definition of lenten fasting. Help! Thanks in advance.

The U.S. bishops have not created particular law for the United States regarding the form of fasting to be observed here, which means that the Church’s universal law on the subject will prevail. That law is found in the 1966 apostolic constitution Paenitemini, where Pope Paul VI provided:

The law of fasting allows only one full meal a day, but does not prohibit taking some food in the morning and evening, observing—as far as quantity and quality are concerned—approved local custom (norm III:2).

That’s it.

Beyond that, we have to fall back on the common and constant opinion of learned persons as to what it means.

When we do that, it is immediately clear that in interpreting the Church’s laws regarding fasting the terms "meal" and "food" are understood as being food rather than beverages. If you go look in old moral theologies, they invariably talk about the fact that you can drink things–including things other than water–on days of fasting.

Some moralists have considered alcoholic beverages contrary to the spirit of the day, but they don’t consider beverages other than water to be contrary to the spirit. Examples they commonly cite of beverages that are okay to have on fasting days are milk and fruit juices and coffee with cream, all of which contain calories.

Beverages just are not included under the law of fasting.

This means that, if I wanted, I could drink can after can of low-carb protein shakes on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday and consume 3500 calories of them and still be within the letter of the law.

I would not, however, be within the spirit of the law, which is to encourage moderate hunger as a form of spiritual discipline. If I use calorie-laden beverages (or hunger suppressants) to get around that then I am violating the spirit though not the letter of the law.

As a result, to comply with the spirit of the law, on days of fast I drink whatever I normally would drink but I  don’t start chugging extra calories in fluid form. I keep my beverage consumption (mainly zero-calorie Diet 7-Up, since it’s made with Splenda rather than Aspartame) the same and lower the amount of food I eat.

Turning The Water Into Beer…

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Tired of home taps that only deliver water? How would you like a beer tap hooked up to your kitchen sink? One Norwegian woman recently discovered her tap water had turned into beer.

It wasn’t a miracle, though; it was just a plumbing malfunction.

"It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.

"Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

"By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen’s apartment.

[…]

"However, Gundersen said the beer was flat and not tempting, even in a country where a half-liter (pint) can cost about 25 kroner ($3.75) in grocery stores."

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I’m not much of an alcohol drinker myself. I wonder if I could get my taps to spout soda….

What You Can Get Away With?

Guestblogger Ed Peters writes . . .

Claude Allen suddenly resigned as one of President Bush’s top advisors a couple months ago. Last weekend, he was charged with multiple counts of shop-lifting at local retailers. The MSM is having a field day, of course. I’ve already seen lines like ‘Claude Allen, a proponent of home-schooling, was making $ 161,000 per year when he allegedly scammed the stores.’ But maybe it’s payback time; after all, when Teddy Kennedy left a young woman to drown in his car, the MSM reported ‘Congressman Kennedy, who supports the public school system, did not report the accident until the next day.’… Not.

Here, I wish to make just one point, prefaced by (1) a man is innocent until proven guilty, and (2) the behavior alleged here suggests psychological problems which might impact on moral responsibility, if not legal liability.

In any case, what is it that makes some people, when they find a way to be dishonest, think their discovery entitles them to act dishonestly? If a vending machine will kick out a can of pop if I hit in a certain way, have I the right to take a soda without paying for it, just because I could? (Hey, if the company cared, they could fix the machine, right?)  If a clerk turns his back on an open cash drawer, have I the right to take some money? (If they cared about it, they wouldn’t leave it within reach, right?) And if a retailer has procedures that let people get refunds on merchandise they never purchased, then sure, they better fix their procedures, but until they do, it’s open season on them.

Such attitudes, I suggest, are at root “antinomian”. They reflect the attitude that laws (and the morality upon which law rests) are merely as extrinsically-imposed rules that only apply to the degree one might get punished for breaking them. But if, on the other hand, one sees law as somehow (even remotely) being an intelligent participation in divine order, then one’s ability to avoid detection does not justify acting dishonestly.

All of us have sinned, and most of us have broken a law at one time or another. But a functioning conscience reminds us that these actions offend God; as Catholics, we accuse ourselves of wrong-doing and seek forgiveness in Confession. We resolve, with the help of God, to commit that sin no more and, if appropriate, to make reparations. By doing so, we acknowledge that we hurt mostly ourselves when we act wrongly, even when no one else finds out.

The Tsunami Approaches

Ever since the election of Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger as Pope Benedict XVI, Vatican watchers have been expecting a curial shake-up. These Vaticanistas have pointed out that Pre-16 often commented on the need to streamline the Church’s bureaucracy so that it can more effectively carry out its mission, and have consequently predicted that B-16 will shuffle the curial decks. This anticipated move has been likened to a "papal tsunami" and the Vaticanistas have been impatiently watching the ecclesial weather vanes for its arrival.

The storm watch is over. The "tsunami" has begun.

"Pope Benedict on Saturday began a long-awaited streamlining of the Vatican’s central bureaucracy by merging the leadership of four departments, including one which promotes dialogue with Islam.

"A statement said the Pope had appointed French Cardinal Paul Poupard, who is already head of the Pontifical Council for Culture, to also lead the Council for Interreligious Dialogue.

"A statement said the Pope was making the move ‘in order to favour a more intense dialogue between men of culture and exponents of various religions.’"

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AND HERE.

Heavy Weather

Hailstone
Just a quick post to show this hailstone my son (the amateur meteorologist) found in our yard Sunday night. It was one of several that he grabbed and put into the freezer. They were the size of plums and made quite a racket when they began to hit the roof. I’ll be checking the whole exterior of the house for damage later today, as well as the cars. I’m hopeful that my old SUV is damaged enough for a new paint job (heh-heh. I’ve found that the key to never being fearful about having your car stolen is to never own one worth stealing. I never lock the thing.).

This particular hailstone happened to split when it impacted, revealing the layers that it built up while falling from 30,000+ feet.

We were lucky. The Doppler radar showed the storm (with several tornados) tracking directly toward our neighborhood. We went down into the basement, lit candles when the power failed, and sat there, listening. Nothing much except for the pummeling from the hail. It passed pretty quickly.

A little later (just before midnight) I headed into town for my weekly hour of adoration. Everything was normal until I nearly hit a tree that had fallen into the road. Then I saw where a number of people had gathered at a local church that had been struck by the twister. It was still standing, but obviously damaged (no one was injured).

A good deal of destruction in our area. I will try to send a few more pics later, if I can get them without being obnoxious or a road hazard.

All together, an interesting night. A little too interesting for our daughter. She was not amused at all, at all.

Today’s forecast; bright and sunny.

The Odd Politics Of The Free Market In America

Earlier I mentioned the Vatican position paper saying that developed nations should reconsider their farm subsidies and agricultural trade barriers so that those in the developing world won’t be hurt by them.

Unfortunately, protectionism is a perpetual risk for every nation, including those in the developed world.

After all: What politician doesn’t want to be able to please certain segments of his constitutency by offering it subsidies and protectionistic trade barriers to keep the prices it can charge for what it makes high?

Jonah Goldberg has an interesting analysis of how the U.S. has been able to ward off the kind of protectionism that has hurt Europe’s economies, as well as a warning about what may be on our horizon.

He writes:

The beauty of the American free-trade consensus over the last few decades is that it split two outlooks that tend to go together: nationalism and socialism. In terms of economic policy, nationalism is indistinguishable from socialism. When you nationalize an industry, you socialize it. And what is the difference between socialized medicine and nationalized healthcare?

Liberals are naturally sympathetic to socialistic arguments, conservatives to nationalistic ones. But to everyone’s benefit these two outlooks have been quarantined in different parties. Conservatives have been culturally nationalistic but economically liberal (in the classical sense). Liberals have been economically nationalistic — on healthcare, regulation, taxes, unions — but culturally liberal. Although it’s been quite painful for them, this cultural liberalism has kept the Democratic Party in favor of free trade and immigration. Protectionism hurts foreigners and poor Americans, after all.

Indeed, to be fair, the Democratic Party has been heroic in bucking its base — the economically nationalistic labor movement — on free trade. FDR, Truman and Kennedy were all consummate economic nationalists. Free trade was tactically in their interests for a long time because it dovetailed with labor’s interest. When the United States stopped being the manufacturer to the world, the Democratic Party struggled — not always successfully — to stay pro-trade on principle, even at the cost of votes. Meanwhile, the GOP has had the opposite challenge: to stay pro-free trade even as its ranks swell with working-class voters enamored with their paychecks, not Adam Smith.

Now, a win-at-all-costs Democratic Party has realized that this is the perfect moment for it to re-brand all of its economic ideas in the language of patriotism. Many Republicans are determined to fight the Democrats for this turf. So they too are bending their economic policies to fit their cultural conservatism.

And if we let them follow this path, we’ll have the same problems as Europe in no time.

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The Vatican: Exponent Of Free Trade?

One doesn’t normally get the impression that many high churchmen are committed exponents of the free market.

Even when the free market is circumscribed by laws safeguarding fundamental moral values (like: You can’t buy and sell intrinsically immoral goods and services), and while John Paul II acknowledged that the market is able to do better for man than Communism, the impression is still given that many churchmen are somewhat uncomfortable with the idea of the free market.

But there seems to be an evolution of thought occurring on this subject. As the economies of the world have developed, it has become more and more clear what works and what doesn’t, and the reputation of the free market seems to be improving in at least some ecclesiastical circles.

One recent sign of at least part of this is a March 9th position paper issued by the Holy See for the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization’s conference on agrarian reform and rural developement.

Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to locate a copy of the document, but from what can be gleaned of its contents from the news, it appears that at least some folks at the Vatican appreciate the fact that protectionistic farm subsidies and trade barriers in the developed world hurt farmers in the developing world.

Thus, according to the Catholic News Service (EXERPTS):

Justice requires that wealthy nations reconsider the level of subsidies they offer their own farmers and the barriers that countries place on the import of agricultural products from developing nations, the Vatican said.

While developing countries have to take responsibility for their own agrarian policies, the Vatican said, rich countries cannot ignore the impact their internal policies, particularly farm subsidies and trade barriers, have on the poor.

"Correcting this situation means appealing for a concrete concept of justice capable of being realized in policies, rules, norms and acts of solidarity," the Vatican said.

What you’ve just heard is the sound of one shoe dropping.

The other shoe–if it is to drop–is the recognition that what’s good for the third world in this respect is good for the first.

The fact developed countries are as economically developed as they are is no accident: It’s because they developed a legal and cultural environment in which economic development could take place, and that has been helped along by refusal to engage in economic protectionism and thus have free markets.

True, Europe is presently in the grip of a wave of protectionism that has hampered its economy, and even here in America there are protectionist elements (like all the farm subsidies the government gives out), but an important part of our economic development is that our markets are free-er than they could be.

It’ll be interesting to see how thought on these matters evolves in ecclesiastical circles in the future.

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Jesus Decoded

The US Conference of Catholic Bishops’ communications department has released a web site responding to the claims made in The Da Vinci Code.

The site–www.jesusdecoded.com–contains articles by various people on various aspects of the book, as well as the upcoming film. Amy Welborn is one of the folks contributing it.

The site doesn’t have an overabundance of info at this point, but it is a good effort that should help a lot of people. It also may grow substantially over time. There is a Q & A section where readers can submit questions and get answers.

There is also a "Jesus Decoded" TV special that will be available on DVD next month.

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VISIT THE SITE.