James White Responds Again–Twice

James White has written two more posts in the continuing discussion.

YOU CAN READ THE FIRST ONE HERE.

AND THE SECOND ONE HERE.

My response is in the below-the-fold section for those who are interested.

(Frankly, I’m sick of this myself, though I feel a fiduciary responsibility to have one more post on this aspect of the discussion.)

(Also, in view of my lengthy response below, this was the only post I had the chance to write last night.)

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Blipverts!

Max_headroomBack in the 1980s there was a TV show based on the character Max Headroom.

It was called (unsurprisingly) "Max Headroom."

Or sometimes, "Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into The Future."

Whatever.

Anyway, the pilot episode of this show (which also has a British version that is somewhat different) tells the origin story of Max Headroom.

It seems that 20 minutes into the future, ace news reporter Edison Carter is being shoved off of a story by his employers (Network 23) because he’s getting Too Close To The Truth.

The Truth is that the station’s major sponsor–the sinister ZikZak Corporation–has begun using a new advertising technique called "Blipverts," which are very, very short ads (just a few seconds) that have unpleasant side effects . . . like causing some of the viewers who see them to explode.

Eventually, sinister forces decide to bump off Edison Carter. They fail, but in the process a virtual quirky sorta-clone of Carter is created, and thus is born Max Headroom.

Why am I telling you this?

Because some advertisers are now considering using a new advertisting technique, which would be . . . you guessed it . . .

BLIPVERTS.

Edison Carter, call your office!

BTW, my favorite line from the Max Headroom show was the following explanation that one character gave to a couple of girls who had grown up in the TV-saturated, cyberpunk culture of the show: "It’s a book. It’s a non-volatile storage medium. It’s very rare. You should ‘ave one."

Can You Hear Me Now?

I don’t know if you’ve ever gone online and listened to some of the ringtones that are available for cell phones these days, but some of them are really annoying.

Like that Crazy Frog thing.

The most obnoxious ringtones seem to be aimed at young people, and I imagine there are a good number of oldsters who would like such tones to simply disappear.

I can’t promise that, but I can announce the creation of a ringtone that most adults can’t hear!

Y’see: As we age, our ears tend to lose sensitivity to high-frequency sounds, and there is now a ringtone, known as "The Mosquito" that is so high that adults generally can’t hear it, while kids can.

So what are the kids doing with it?

Using it to receive cell phone calls and text messages in class without the teacher noticing.

What did you expect?

GET THE STORY.

PigsBishops In Spaaaaaaaace!

A reader writes:

My wife and I have been debating the hypothetical situation of a space ship of Catholic colonists crashed and stranded on a far-distant planet, with no possibility of return to Earth or communication with Earth. And all the bishops and priests and deacons aboard have been killed in the crash.

Can they acclaim a new bishop and continue the Apostolic Succession, and have sacraments? She says no way. I suspect they could. (My reasoning: 1. The whole Church is Apostolic. 2. Early Christian communities acclaimed their own bishops (Remember Augustine avoiding towns that lacked a bishop, so he wouldn’t be nabbed!) 3. My impression, from reading you and others on subjects like the Chinese bishops, that the process is not purely mechanical or binary. 4. God would surely provide in such a circumstance.

CCC doesn’t seem to give us an answer. Any thoughts?

Your wife is right on this one. The sacrament of holy orders can be conferred only by a validly ordained bishop. Thus if there are no bishops alive to do the conferring on this planet, the laity cannot create one.

Thus the Catechism teaches: 

CCC 1600 It is bishops who confer the sacrament of Holy Orders in the three degrees.

The Compendium of the Catechism of the Catholic Church is even more explicit:

332. Who can confer this sacrament [holy orders]?

Only validly ordained bishops, as successors of the apostles, can confer the sacrament of Holy Orders.

And this has been Church teaching down through the ages. In some times and places the laity may have been given a voice in who would become bishop, but the episcopal consecrations were always carried out by other (usually neighboring) bishops. The laity themselves could not do it.

While we might hope that God would provide such that a situation like the one you mention would not happen (or we might hope that the space ship builders would make sure that the bishop was adequately protected), the laity could not produce their own bishop if he didn’t.

And, indeed, there have been situations here on earth where significant numbers of Catholics were deprived of the benefit of clergy for a significant period of time. Underground Catholics in Japan between the seventeenth and the nineteenth centuries, for example, could only celebrate the sacraments of baptism and matrimony (the two that laity can perform) due to lack of clergy caused by state persecution of the Church.

Despite this, an underground community of Catholics survived without priests for two centuries, and there were 50,000 of them when the persecution was finally lifted and priests were allowed back in to Japan. The Catholic Encyclopedia notes:

In the new church at Nagasaki on 17 March, 1865, occurred an ever-memorable event, when fifteen Christians made themselves known to Père Petitjean, assuring him that there were a great many others, about 50,000 in all being known. It is easy to imagine the joy which greeted this discovery after more than two centuries of waiting and patience. There were three marks by which these descendants of martyrs recognized these new missionaries as the successors of their ancient fathers: the authority of the Pope of Rome, the veneration of the Blessed Virgin, and the celibacy of the clergy [SOURCE].

The reader also writes:

PS: a related question. If bishops did travel to this impossible distant world, they could not be in communion with the Holy Father!

Actually, this wouldn’t be a problem. Ecclesiastical communion is a spiritual thing that does not require communication and is not affected by distance.

If you get washed up on a desert island and can’t communicate with the pope, you’re still in ecclesiastical communion with him.

In fact, if you die and thus aren’t physically in the universe at all, you’re still in ecclesiastical communion. That’s why the Church Militant (here on earth) is still in communion with the Church Suffering (in purgatory) and the Church Triumphant (in heaven). They are all part of the mystical body of Christ, his Church. Distance, communication, and even death itself are no barrier to ecclesiastical communion.

Hope this helps!

Dubium

A reader writes:

A friend is questioning why the ordination of women is not allowed in the Catholic Church, and I referred him to Ordinatio Sacerdotalis from 1994 and Cardinal Ratzinger’s response from 1995.  In the Cardinal’s response, there is a reference to a “dubium,” which begins “Whether the teaching that the Church has no authority . . .”

My Latin isn’t very good.  What is a “dubium”?  Is it a “doubt” or something “doubtful”? And what does it mean in this particular context?

A lot of folks have this question, because a kind of shorthand ecclesiastical jargon is being used here. Normally these documents don’t make big headlines, and so most folks aren’t familiar with them or the terminology associated with them, but here’s the scoop:

The full name for this kind of document is a Responsum ad Dubium, which in Latin means "A Response to a Doubt" or, somewhat more freely, "An Answer to a Question." They’re a kind of Vatican Q & A that the Holy See uses to clarify certain issues.

Since Responsum ad Dubium is kind of a mouthful, though, one of them may colloquially be called a Responsum or a Dubium, even though the latter doesn’t make much sense when translated literally as "Doubt."

Incidentally, the plural forms of these would be Responsa and Dubia.

Hope this helps!

Why Philemon?

Arthur of The Ancient and Illuminated Seers of Bavaria writes:

What exactly is the purpose of the Epistle to Philemon?  Or more appropriately, why is included in the New Testament canon?

Obviously the central message of "treat your slaves well" was far more important in the Roman Empire 2000 years ago than it is now, but even that doesn’t seem to be enough to include it in canon.

After all the rest of Paul’s epsitles are quite obviously teaching documents and were meant as such, whereas Philemon comes across more as a personal letter from Paul with some advice to a friend about a sticky household problem.

And the fact that it was simply written by Paul doesn’t strike me as sufficient reason to include it either.  A man as prolific and erudite as Paul must have written hundreds of similar short notes to people he had met on his journeys, yet they were not saved let alone considered part of biblical canon.

I think there are at least three ways of answering this question. I’m sure there are more, but here are three:

1) The Patristic Answer: In the age of the Church Fathers, anything written by an apostle came to be regarded as an important document of the faith–as Scripture.

While Paul may have written other notes, his reputation in the apostolic age was not everywhere appreciated. Thus, he had a bunch of critics and opponents, even within the Church in his own lifetime. It also was easier to see him as a man when he was still living so that you could still . . . uh . . . see him as a man. Thus he wrote some documents whose value was not fully appreciated in his own day, and they were lost under the providence of God.

This is analogous to those works mentioned in the Old Testament–including prophetic works, like the History of Nathan the Prophet and the Prophecy of Ahijah the Shilonite and the Visions of Iddo the Seer–that were endorsed in the Hebrew Scriptures but were nevertheless lost in the end (cf. 2 Chron. 9:29).

For some reason, in both Testaments, God allowed apparent Scripture to be written that was not destined to be included in the final canon. Presumably these works had "short term missions" and were not meant to have the long term mission of being in the canon.

Or maybe God just allowed us to misuse our free will by losing stuff that would otherwise have benefitted us. (Though I doubt that when it comes to Scripture.)

In any event, had Paul’s other missives not been lost in his own lifetime, they would have been included in Scripture by the Christians of a generation or two later. Anything that had minimal theological content–anything other than a shopping list, let’s say–would have gone in by the time the canon was finalized. Apostolic authorship (plus minimal theological content) was enough for that.

But why did this missive survive when others didn’t?

2) The Individual Answer: In Philemon Paul is basically ordering-without-ordering Philemon to send Paul a slave named Onesimus, who had apparently run away from Philemon and then encountered Paul and become a Christian. Paul writes the letter to try to reconcile Onesimus with his master, but he also orders-without-ordering Philemon to send Onesimus back to him. He may even be hoping that Philemon will give Onesimus to Paul, who oculd then free him.

According to some of early Church writings, Onesimus later went on to become the bishop of Ephesus, and according to others, Philemon was bishop of Colossae. If either one of those is true then, since the Churches of Ephesus and Colossae were involved in the passing on of Paul’s epistles to other churches such that we have both a Letter to the Ephesians and a Letter to the Colossians in the New Testament, we have a route by which Philemon would have been preserved. It would have been important to the bishop of Ephesus or the bishop of Colossae (or both) and thus been preserved and disseminated along with the letters that were sent to these churches, so we have a route of preservation for this missive on the human level.

That still leaves,

3) The Theological Anwswer: While the overt message of Philemon may seem not-that-relevant to us in the 21st century in the developed world, where slavery has been abolished, we shouldn’t read its immediate relevance to us as a test for how relevant it would have been to others.

Slavery–in one form or another, with or without the name being attached to it–has been much more the norm than the exception in world history. It still exists legally in some parts of the world today, and it still exists illegally in others (including the United States). So its message would resonate for many people historically (and even today) much more than it would for most of us.

It would have especially resonated in the early Christian centuries since slavery was still legal at the time and–in fact–Christianity spread notably among the slave class.

Part of the reason for that was that Christianity carried the message of God’s compassion for the slave, which is the central theme of the book of Philemon.

"Treat your slaves well" may seem to be the obvious message of the book from a master’s point of view, but if you think about it from the slaves’ point of view, you get something else: "God loves you and has compassion on you and has given this letter to the Church to give your master a model for how to treat you with compassion and Christian charity."

This kind of message was in marked contrast to the way the religion of slaves was dealt with outside Christian circles. In Roman households, for example, slaves were often encouraged not to worship the gods directly but to show a kind of religious veneration for their masters (presumably this was to keep the slaves from complaining to the gods about what their masters were doing).

The Christian God, by contrast, wanted slaves to have a direct relationship to him, to become his children, to become "the Lord’s freedmen," and to be equal in the Church to their masters. As Philemon shows, God also wants their masters to show them human compassion and mercy even when they have run away from and (apparently) stolen from their masters.

All of this is a very big deal for anyone who has been a slave–and even for many who aren’t, such as people who, while legally free, are economically locked in to their jobs in a way that they cannot reasonably get out of them and go elsewhere for work.

It’s true that Philemon is not a straightforward book of teaching the way many of Paul’s epistles are, which is why it is classed among the "pastoral" epistles. But it shows how to address a pastoral situation in a way that reveals important principles that are of use not just in this particular situation but in others as well.

In this respect it is like a number of books in the Old Testament that represent wisdom literature–particularly Proverbs–that convey advice that contains important principles but that do not deliver straight law or theology.

It seems to me that, despite its brevity and obliqueness, Philemon is a clearer candidate for inclusion in the canon than certain other works, such as Ecclesiastes and Song of Solomon, both of which are so unusual compared to other books of Scripture that their canonicity was doubted in the ancient world.

Still, they contain elements that are the basis of fruitful reflection, and God apparently wants us to glorify him by using our intellects to wrestle with the questions posed by the material, including the question, "Why is this book here?"

New Mexico . . . Underwater!

A reader writes:

I have been trying to find something on line about New Mexico being underwater at one time. I recently visited N.M. and was told exactly that. When I came home I mentioned it to one of the teachers I work with and they didn’t believe me. I looked on line and can find nothing to support my claim…. feeling a little stupid. Help!

You’ll be happy to learn that what you were told in New Mexico is true . . . at least according to the common scientific understanding.

In fact, according to the standard account, this part of the country has been underwater more than once.

To document this, HERE’S A PAGE ON THE GEOLOGICAL HISTORY OF NEW MEXICO (EXCERPTS):

A picture of ancient New Mexico during the Precambrian is one of volcanic activity and mountain building, with periodic episodes of submersion under the sea. . . .

During the Paleozoic, most of the North America was part of a large landmass called Pangaea. The state was covered by a vast shallow sea, from which large deposits of limestone, sandstone and shale accumulated. These limestone beds can now be found in many areas of New Mexico, often containing small marine invertebrate fossils such as brachiopods, crinoids and trilobites. During the later part of the Paleozoic, the ancestral Rocky Mountains formed, uplifting the central and northern part of the state. Toward the southern part of New Mexico, a great barrier reef developed. As the reef was cut off from the sea, the evaporation of the water left deposits of salt, potash and gypsum that can be found today. . . .

In the Mesozoic era . . . the inland sea once again returned and New Mexico was on the western shore of a great shallow ocean covering most of the central United States. . . .

Hope this helps!

James White Responds

James White has responded to my response.

YOU CAN READ HIS RESPONSE HERE.

Unfortunately, Mr. White wrote his response without having seen the first of the two posts I wrote yesterday.

This is evident from two facts:

1) He makes no effort to modify his ad hominem/insult/jab style of apologetics.

For example, he writes:

How amazing! Does Mr. Akin truly believe his audience will either 1) completely trust him so that they will not even consider what I have written, or 2) blindly ignore the glaring misrepresentation he presents, which flies in the face once again of all my published works wherein I have discussed the relationship between Scripture and lesser authorities, again for over a decade? I am left wondering just who it is Mr. Akin is writing for. Surely it is not for anyone who is listening to both sides!

2) He repeatedly indicates that he is under the impression that the post that occasioned this exchange was responding to him.

For example, he writes:

Akin chose to attempt to address a question about my view of the Corban rule.

He also says that he is perplexed by things that he would have understood if he had seen the first post.

So he simply didn’t see it. I’d assumed he would, but he didn’t.

Now, I’m not going to kick a man when he’s down. This isn’t a situation of soldiers in mortal combat, where your duty is to exploit your opponent’s weaknesses in order to win. This is meant to be an intellectual exchange designed to get at the truth. It’s about truth, not winning.

So I’m not going to try to exploit the fact that White is missing some important information here and that partly shapes his response.

Instead, I want to do the most gentlemanly thing I can, which is to point out the existence of the first post and then give James a chance to modify his response before I interact with it.

He may wish to edit his existing post or he may wish to compose a new, supplementary post, or he may wish to do nothing. If he does the latter, though, I’d ask that he e-mail me so that I’ll know that he’d like to let his existing reply stand.

White also indicated–if I read him right–that he was perplexed by the structure of my argument, so I’ll provide a brief summary here in case that helps him reformulate his response. It’s in the below-the-fold section of this post.

One thing I want to ask is that the readers don’t make snarky comments in the combox about the fact that James missed the first post. No "James White hasn’t done his homework. Haw-haw," stuff, please. He simply didn’t see it. Let’s let him have a chance to read it and then reformulate his response in a dignified manner.

Thanks.

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