Poker & Legamorons

A reader writes:

I know from the catechism that gambling is not immortal per se as long as it is fair, the money can afford to be lost, etc.

However, is a low-stakes home poker game sinful if there are state laws prohibiting such?

I have to confess that I know very little about gambling or what laws may apply to it, so I don’t know if there even are state laws prohibiting people from playing poker in their homes, but let’s suppose that there are.

Would it be immoral to violate these laws?

A good starting point in answering this question is to refresh ourselves on what the definition of a law is. According to St. Thomas Aquinas, a law

is nothing else than an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community, and promulgated [ST I-II:90:4].

There are five elements that have to be present for something to count as a law on this view: (1) It has to be an ordinance, (2) it has to be in accord with reason, (3) it has to be oriented toward the common good, (4) it has to be made by someone with the right authority, and (5) it has to be promulgated so that the public knows what it is to do or not do.

Anything not meeting these criteria is not a law in the proper sense and is not binding, legally or morally from a Thomistic perspective. (That does not mean that you won’t go to jail for violating it, though. Dictatorships frequently have all kinds of unjust laws that serve as pretexts for locking inconvenient people up.)

Of the five conditions named above, it is clear that state laws against playing low-stakes poker in your home would meet seveal of them: In particular, they would seem to meet conditions (1), (4), and (5) right out of the gate, so the real question is whether they also meet conditions (2) and (3).

With regard to these conditions, it would seem that the common good does suggest at least some kind of regulation of gambling, like any entertainment. I wouldn’t want my next door neighbor running a casino out of his garage any more than I would want him running a disco or a bar or a boxing venue or a movie theater out of it. Zoning laws are directed toward the common good (even if one can quibble with any particular zoning law).

Given the history of the gambling industry, it would seem to be particularly subject to the need for regulation to keep it clean and fair.

(I know I wouldn’t want to play dabo in Quark’s bar; his wheel is rigged!)

So laws regulating gambling seem to be reasonable and (hopefully) directed toward the common good in general, but what about in this particular case?

Here let me introduce the concept of a legamoron.

A legamoron is a "legal oxymoron"–a law providing that something is illegal even though the government has no intention of enforcing the law rigorously.

The classic example of a legamoron is the speed limit. Almost everybody, at least sometimes, violates the speed limit by at least a little bit. And almost everybody does it deliberately at some point.

The government knows that (its own members do it just as much as everyone else) and that is one reason why there is "tolerance" shown for minor violations of the law (e.g., going two miles over the limit). If you commit a flagrant violation, though, expect to get nailed and to have every mile you were going over the limit charged against you.

Legamorons can be bad. There are some legamorons that should be rigorously enforced, even though they’re not. Many people today would put immigration laws in that category.

Legamorons can also be selectively enforced in ways that are unjust, such as enforcing traffic laws more rigorously in the case of some groups than others, leading to the "Driving while black" phenomenon.

But in principle legamorons can establish a kind of framework that helps keep society orderly by establishing a model for what should happen and providing a basis for prosecuting flagrant violations.

As I’ve said, I’m woefully ignorant of the laws regarding gambling (though I’m sure I’ll get enlightened in the combox), but assuming there are state laws that prohibit playing small-stakes poker in your home, I would be inclined to regard them as legamorons–statutes meant to provide a kind of societal "rule of thumb" that can be used as a hard rule when flagrant violations are committed, even though there is no intention or desire on the part of legislators to have them followed rigidly.

If someone is running a poker game in his house where tens of thousands of dollars are changing hands (y’know, the kind of money people might actually pull guns on each other over or that organized crime might take an interest in) then the state wants the ability to prosecute. But if someone is running a poker game where the pot never exceeds $50 then I don’t think the legislature cares about that any more than it cares about people going one mile over the speed limit (in most cases).

It thus strikes me that there is a case to be made that such laws are not intended–despite the imprecise way they may be written–to be applied to genuine small stakes poker games.

If they are then it seems to me that the question comes on the table of whether they meet the second condition for a law–that they have to be in accord with reason.

Given that gambling in general is not intrinsically immoral (a point that may not be recognized in some areas), and if we take it as given that poker can be played morally (if not then pick a form of gambling that you think can be played morally), it would seem that there would be a threshold below which the stakes of the game are so small that it is not rational to try to regulate it.

I mean, suppose people aren’t playing for money at all but just for "points," which can’t be redeemed for anything other than the satisfaction of having won so many points in an evening–a genuine zero-money game.

It would seem to me that it is not reasonable for the state to try to stop people from playing zero-stakes poker.

So let’s increase the size of the pot from nothing to something measured in pennies. It still strikes me that it would be irrational for the state to seriously prohibit such games.

Likewise if the pot is measured in individual dollars.

Or tens of dollars.

At some point, though, the pot becomes large enough that the state has a rational interest in regulating the game. Where that point is, I can’t say–and the legislature may have a hard time with it as well, which is the reason for many legamorons. (What the legislature is really concerned with in setting speed limits is keeping people from driving unsafely, but since it’s hard to define that precisely, they set a limit that ostensibly bars all driving over a certain speed in an area.)

I would guess that by the time thousands of dollars are being exchanged, the state has the ability to rationally intervene, though that is a personal opinion.

As long as one stays below the threshold of rational intervention–whatever that fuzzy threshold is–then by definition it is not rational for the state to prohibit a particular type of game and, according to Aquinas, the law would not bind morally (at least in this application of it).

Which is not to say that you won’t get fined or go to jail over violating it.

If you’re driving one mile over the limit, you may get a ticket, and if you’re running a low-stakes poker game in an area where it’s illegal, you may have the law come down on you.

That’s the risk you take.

Mantillas & Chapel Veils

A reader writes:

What do you think of women wearing head coverings (or
mantillas/chapel veils) at Mass, or whenever we come
into the presence of the Blessed Sacrament?  I’m not a
"traditionalist," but I am a convert, I adore the
Blessed Sacrament, and I want to render the proper
courtesy to our Lord.

There is a piece written on this subject available on
the Web (search for A Mother’s Point of View– Modesty
in Headcoverings, published in Catholic News &
Commentary, 2003).  I found the following passage
particularly persuasive:

"At the moment of conception, when God creates a soul
and it joins its body in the womb of its mother, God’s
creative hands work within her, and since whatever God
touches becomes sacred, we veil it.  and since a
woman’s hair is her glory (I Cor. 11:15), we veil what
is her dignity.  We do the same thing in our church,
for the glory of the Tabernacle is veiled because of
the sacredness inside…"

I
like the idea of the evangelization potential here,
but don’t want to become a distraction.  I truly just
want to respect our Lord and follow His Church.

Your desire to show respect for our Lord and to follow his Church pleases God and is something he will reward.

The Church does not judge it necessary for you to wear a head covering in the presence of the Eucharist, however. This was required under the 1917 Code of Canon Law, but when the 1983 Code was released, the requirement was abolished.

The Church thus does not require you to wear one.

Personally, I support the idea of women wearing head coverings in church. It is a beautiful and traditional way of expressing reverence in church, but it is not to be portrayed as something that the Church requires.

I do not find the argument about veiling what is sacred to be persuasive. By that reasoning, babies would be less sacred after they are born because they are no longer "veiled" by the womb. The reason for wombs is because of the pre-born baby’s greater vulnerability, not his greater sacredness.

I also don’t find the argument about the Tabernacle persuasive, for then we should prohibit Eucharistic exposition in order to signify the holiness of the Eucharist by keeping it continually "veiled" in the Tabernacle and we should never, ever have Eucharistic processions.

Sacredness does not always mean veiling. If it did then priests–as consecrated men functioning in persona Christi–might ought to say Mass wearing not just veils but burqas.

The most persuasive argument is the reference to 1 Corinthians 11 (though not specifically verse 15), where Paul does indeed endorse head coverings.

At another time we can discuss his reasoning in detail, but for now I would note that the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith has judged that the passage concerns a disciplinary norm from the first century that is not binding today:

Another objection [to a male-only priesthood] is based upon the transitory character that one claims to see today in some of the prescriptions of Saint Paul concerning women, and upon the difficulties that some aspects of his teaching raise in this regard. But it must be noted that these ordinances, probably inspired by the customs of the period, concern scarcely more than disciplinary practices of minor importance, such as the obligation imposed upon women to wear a veil on the head (1 Cor 11:2-6); such requirements no longer have a normative value. However, the Apostle’s forbidding of women "to speak" in the assemblies (cf. 1 Cor 14:34-35; 1 Tim 2: 12) is of a different nature, and exegetes define its meaning in this way: Paul in no way opposes the right, which he elsewhere recognizes as possessed by women, to prophesy in the assembly (cf. 1 Cor 11:5); the prohibition solely concerns the official function of teaching in the Christian assembly. For Saint Paul this prescription is bound up with the divine plan of creation (cf. 1 Cor 11:7; Gen 2:18-24): it would be difficult to see in it the expression of a cultural fact [Inter insignores 4].

If you wish to wear a head covering, I therefore would entirely support you, and you should not think of it as a distraction to others. It is a beautiful and traditional way to show your devotion, so by all means feel free to wear one–just be sure to recognize that the Church does not require it and that those women who choose differently in this matter are not thereby being disrespectful or less devout.

Embryo Harvesting & Double Effect

A reader writes:

I came across an article by Michael Rosen in which he, inter alia, attempts to justify Embryonic Stem Cell research on the basis of the principle of Double Effect.  He writes that,

In my understanding, ESC research satisfies the four prongs of this principle: (1) creating stem-cell lines for research is not wrong in itself; (2) the intention of the scientist extracting the lines is right, namely saving lives through research; (3) the bad effect (i.e. killing the embryo) is not a means to the good effect (i.e. saving lives) because although the embryo dies after the stem-cells are extracted, its death is not a "means" to that extraction but rather a result thereof; and (4) the gravity of the reason for creating the ESC lines is commensurate with the foreseen (but unintended) bad effect, namely the death of the embryo.

I would be very interested in hearing what you think about this argument.  My own take is that it is his fourth point that fails the test, as medical research is not equal in gravity to the destruction of human life.

FIRST, GET THE STORY.

The author of the piece writes from a Jewish perspective but draws upon Catholic moral thought in the process of doing so. I commend him for doing that. People of other religions can have valid moral insights, and we should use the best available ones in trying to crack moral problems. I wouldn’t hesitate to draw upon Jewish theologians in trying to crack a moral problem if they had the best insights on the subject at hand, and so I’m glad to see folks from other religions making use of Catholic ones. The truth of a moral insight–not whose community is best known for articulating it–is what is important.

The article contains a number of points that I may end up having to discuss in future posts, such as the interpretation of the verses in Exodus as they apply to abortion and the morality of nuclear deterrence, but for this post let’s stick to the application that the author makes of the principle of double-effect to the embryonic stem cell controversy.

In responding, I will be speaking from a Catholic perspective. Mr. Rosen may make different assumptions at various points (e.g., about whether the unborn are human beings from the moment of conception, though this is a matter of science rather than religion; scientifically a human being or living human organism comes into existence as soon as the germ cells unite), but I hope the exercise will be informative.

Let’s start with an articulation of the elements in the principle of double-effect:

One may perform an action which has two effects, one of which is evil and the other of which is good, if and only if:

1) The action is not itself intrinsically immoral.
2) The evil effect is not an end in itself.
3) The evil effect is not a means to the good effect.
4) The good effect is proportionate to the evil effect (meaning, at least as much good is expected to result as evil).
5) There is not a better way of achieving the good effect.

Now let’s apply this to artificially creating embryos and harvesting their stem cells in order to create a stem cell line for medical research.

While the author is correct in saying that "creating stem-cell lines for research is not wrong in itself," he has misframed the issue. The issue is not "Can you create a stem cell line?" The issue is "Can you artificially create and then destroy embryos for purposes of creating a stem cell line?"

When the correct issue is identified, it is clear that the first condition of the principle of double-effect is not satisfied (at least from the Catholic perspective). The artificial creation of human beings is intrinsically immoral. God designed human reproduction to take place in a certain fashion, and man is not free to circumvent his design. While medical technology can assist human reproduction, it cannot replace it, such as combining human germ cells in vitro.

That said, once a human being has been created–whether in vitro or in utero or by a transporter device or anything else–that human has a right to life and cannot be killed unless he becomes an aggressor who poses a grave danger to other humans so that the principle of legitimate defense becomes involved.

To kill him without the principle of legitimate defense being triggered is to kill an innocent human being and this is (from the Catholic perspective) intrinsically immoral. As John Paul II wrote in his encyclical Evangelium Vitae:

[B]y the authority which Christ conferred
upon Peter and his Successors, and in communion with the Bishops of the
Catholic Church, I confirm that the direct and voluntary killing of an innocent
human being is always gravely immoral.
This doctrine, based upon that unwritten
law which man, in the light of reason, finds in his own heart (cf. Rom
2:14-15), is reaffirmed by Sacred Scripture, transmitted by the Tradition of
the Church and taught by the ordinary and universal Magisterium.

The deliberate decision to deprive an innocent human
being of his life is always morally evil and can never be licit either as an
end in itself or as a means to a good end. It is in fact a grave act of
disobedience to the moral law, and indeed to God himself, the author and
guarantor of that law; it contradicts the fundamental virtues of justice and
charity [Evangelium Vitae 57].

When we discuss the third condition of the principle of double-effect we will look at whether embryo harvesting constitutes direct killing, but it is already clear that the enterprise of embryonic stem cell research (ESCR)–as it is currently envisioned–will not pass muster under the principle of double-effect because it does not fulfill the principle’s first condition since it involves the creation of human beings in an immoral manner.

It does, however, fulfill the second condition. Advocates of embryonic stem cell research are not proposing to create and destroy embryos for the fun of it. Those things are not the goal they are pursuing, and so the evil involved in their proposed course of action is not the end that they are pursuing. The second condition is thus fulfilled.

What about the third condition–the fact that the bad effect cannot be a means to the good effect?

Here Mr. Rosen makes an interesting statement. He writes:

[T]he bad effect (i.e. killing the embryo) is not a means to the good
effect (i.e. saving lives) because although the embryo dies after the
stem-cells are extracted, its death is not a "means" to that extraction
but rather a result thereof.

The first thing to note is that this is oddly phrased. In particular, note that "the bad effect" is identified with "killing the embryo." But killing the embryo is not an effect. It is an action. The death of the embryo is an effect, though, and Mr. Rosen later in the sentence refers to the embryo’s death ("although the embryo dies") so why don’t we assume that this is what he meant to say and see how the argument works.

The second thing to note is that Mr. Rosen is assuming that the deaths of embryos are brought about in a particular way: They aren’t directly killed, they only die as a result of having their stem cells removed.

I am not certain what technical means of extracting the stem cells Mr. Rosen has in mind here, and I have not had the opportunity to check on the precise methods that are being used to extract stem cells from embryos, but suppose that he is correct: The reason that embryos die in ESCR is that they cannot live without their stem cells (as opposed to, for example, being torn apart in order to get at their stem cells).

In this case the stem cells that are taken from the embryo are playing the same function as vital organs: They are biological components of the embryo that he cannot live without, and to take them out of him causes him to die.

What would we make of the same claim regarding an individual who has already had his stem cells differentiate into full-grown vital organs?

Suppose that I am a medical researcher who has hopes of developing a "heart line" that will allow me to grow new hearts for people and save their lives, but in order to do so I must have a living heart to start with.

Could I take a random person off the street and rip out his heart and then argue that

the bad effect (i.e. the death the person off the street) is not a means to the good
effect (i.e. saving lives) because although the passerby dies after his heart is extracted, his death is not a "means" to that extraction
but rather a result thereof.

It would seem true, on a close analysis, that the person’s death was not the means to the end of developing the heart line. I didn’t need him to die; I just needed his heart. Suppose that when I took it from him, I happened to have an artificial heart in my back pocket, and as soon as I’d extracted his biological one, I shoved the artificial one into his chest and thus kept him alive. That would seem to illustrate the point that his death itself is not a means to an end the way that, for example, bumping off your rich relative in order to get an inheritance would be.

But we still would not (morally) tolerate researchers grabbing people off the streets and ripping out their hearts in order to make advances in cardiology that will save lives.

Why?

Because (among other reasons), in the real world we don’t have good artificial hearts and they’d never be used by organlegging researchers anyway and so the actions of such researchers would cause the deaths of innocent people.

Removing part of a person’s body that that person needs in order to live is directly killing the person. I can’t rip out a person’s heart or liver or lungs or stem cells or anything else that the person needs to stay alive and claim that I’m not killing him.

We thus loop back to the first condition needed for the law of double-effect: The action cannot be immoral in itself, and directly and voluntarily killing a person–by removing his heart or his stem cells–is intrinsically immoral.

The fourth condition–that the good effect is proportionate to the evil effect, is one that is arguable. While we have not yet had life-saving breakthroughs from embryonic stem cell lines, it is quite possible that we will in the future. If so, it is possible that the number of lives that will be saved through these means will be greater than the number of embryos that had to be killed in order to achieve them.

But the fourth condition alone–much less the mere possibility that it will be fulfilled–is not sufficient.

The fifth condition is also relevant: There has to be no better way of achieving the good. This is a subject to which Mr. Rosen devotes some attention in his article, though not in his enumeration of the double-effect conditions. He acknowledges the possibility of doing stem cell research without killing embryos and the moral preferability of such means.

At this point it is uncertain whether some of proposed alternative means are themselves moral, though others (e.g., using adult stem cells or bith matter stem cells) certainly are.

It is also uncertain whether these alternate means can allow us to do everything that ESCR would do, but that’s the nature of things: We know neither the full potential of ESCR or the full potential of the alternative means, so we cannot directly compare the results of the two.

But what we can say is that there are alternatives which at least give the appearance of the fifth condition being unfulfilled. It looks like there may be a better way of achieving the same good without killing embryos.

Whether or not that is the case, the double-effect argument fails because the very first condition is not satisfied: It is intrinsically immoral both to artificially create human beings for purposes of medical experimentation and it is intrinsically immoral to kill innocent humans for purposes of medical experimentation.

Amazing.

I don’t have any intention of turning JA.O into a vlog–or otherwise have it become dominated by video–but we’re in a multimedia age in which stuff worthy of attention is becoming available online in the form of video. YouTube in particular is causing that to happen.

F’rinstance: Consider this video of Stephen Colbert interviewing William Donohue of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights (minor language warning):

This thing is amazing.

It’s got a startlingly muscular assertion of Catholicism and the truth of the Bible–something I would never expect to see on a vile network like Comedy Central.

It also has Colbert asking Donohue some questions that put him on the spot.

And Then There Were Three

In 1999 the Catholic Church and the Lutheran World Federation signed a document known as the Joint Declaration on the Doctrine of Justification. This document said that, while there were still differences between the Catholic and Lutheran articulation of the doctrine of justification, the two groups were in substantial agreement regarding the core of the doctrine itself and were thus able to issue a joint declaration expressing their common conviction regarding it.

This document had been in preparation for a number of years prior, and had a somewhat tumultuous history. There was a moment of profound embarrassment when–after the Lutheran World Federation went through the spectacle of solemnly approving the document in the clear expectation that the Catholic Church would immediately do likewise, the Catholic Church suddenly balked and issued a document with the ponderous and icy title "Response of the Catholic Church to the Joint Declaration of the Catholic Church and the Lutheran World Fedreation on the Doctrine of Justification."

The backstage story on what happened here is that the Pontifical Commission for Promoting Christian Unity had not kept the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith fully in the loop as the text of the joint declaration was being worked out, so when it came to approval time the CDF–and Pre-16 in particularly–objected to a number of statements in the joint declaration and insisted on clarifications before it could be approved.

From what I can tell, Cardinal Ratzinger himself wrote the clarifications at the core of the Response and then Cardinal Cassity (head of the Christian unity commission) had to sign them.

This was an enormous embarrassment, both for the Catholic Church and for the Lutherans, who felt like they had publicly gone out on a limb and then left hanging there.

Nevertheless, everyone summoned up the wherewithal to move forward and a clarifying "Annex" to the joint declaration got worked out and passed by both bodies and the whole thing was eventually approved and the joint declaration became a reality.

Following its publication, Cardinal Ratzinger praised it–in its emended form–as an important ecumenical landmark.

Now there’s another one.

The World Methodist Conference has just signed the joint declaration as well.

GET THE STORY.

It strikes me that this action by the Methodists may spark further, similar actions. I would anticipate that within a few years the Anglican communion may do likewise.

Don’t hold your breath for many Baptists and Pentecostals to follow suit, though.

READ THE JOINT DECLARATION

AND IT’S ANNEX

When It Rains, It Pours

Folks know that Catholic Answers is currently pursuing what I have referred to as Secret Project #4, which–according to my best current guess–is likely to launch this September, at which point I will say publicly what it is.

This one is a done deal. It’s going to happen. The only question is how fast we can push it forward. (Thanks much to those who are locally helping with one aspect of it!)

There is still the question of what the other three secret projects are. They have been on the back burner for some time and–should I ever take them off the stove entirely–I will also say what they were.

But just recently an unexpected door opened that has taken Secret Project #1 from the back burner to the front burner.

And it’s at a crucial juncture.

Which is also why I mention it. I’d very much like to see this project materialize, and I’d ask if folks might be willing to pray that the project successfully navigates the present juncture.

I can’t say that much about it, but I think it will do a significant amount of good for the Body of Christ, and I think that many people here will be quite interested and excited about it when I’m in a position to announce what it will be . . . if it gets past the present juncture. (If not, I’ll have to keep quiet about it for the present in case it can happen in another form.)

My best guess is that, if it succeeds in the next few weeks, I’ll be able to announce what the project is within a month, even before Secret Project #4 is unveiled.

When it rains, it pours.

Them Bones Are Gonna Rise Again

Recently I was writing
about how the way in which respect for the dead is
shown varies enormously from one culture to another, even within
Christendom.

By coincidence, I ran across some some pictures that dramatically illustrate this point, like the one below.
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This is a picture of a chandelier in the Sedlec Ossuary, which is
located in the parish of Santa Barbara in Sedlec in the Czech Republic.
As you can see, it is made from human skeletons.

To me, given my cultural background, I find this extremely creepy
and have a hard time imagining how people could feel that this is an
appropriate way of handling the remains of the dead, but that’s now how
things were perceived in their culture. At least a significant portion
of people had to feel that this was reverent for it to happen, and in a
church of all places.

And the Sedlec Ossuary isn’t the only thing of this type in
Christendom. There are others as well, such as Santa Maria della
Concezione dei Cappuccini in Rome, which also has a massive ossuary
crypt of similar nature.

And there’s another big one in Portugal.

Being aware of these things, even if one personally finds them
creepy, can be helpful when one is trying to evaulate the moral
theology of how the dead are to be treated. While respect for the
remains of the dead is morally mandatory, the way in which that respect
is shown in different cultures varies in striking ways.

The kind of taboo we have in America on displaying or touching the
remains of the dead is not a human universal or even a Christian
universal.

MORE INFO ON & PICTURES OF THE SEDLEC OSSUARY.

AND SANTA MARIA DELLA CONCEZIONE DEI CAPPUCCINI.

AND THE ONE IN PORTUGAL.

AND STILL OTHERS.

Y’know, when I see pictures like the ones linked above, I can’t help
thinking about the words from one version of the old spiritual "Dem
Bones" or "Dry Bones" (which was a spiritual long before it was a kids’
song):

Ezekiel said it in the Bible,
Chapter thirty-seven, ten
These ol’ bones are gonna wake up walkin’!
These ol’ bones are gonna rise again!

Hasta La Vista, Baby Jesus!

Yesterday we had a surprisingly Catholic-friendly comedy video from a Protestant source.

Here’s a surprisingly Catholic-friendly comedy video from an even more surprising source: MadTV!

I’m not saying it’s perfect, mind you–just that it’s a lot more Catholic-friendly than I would have thought possible for a show like MadTV.

       

(CHT: The Curt Jester!)

New B5 In 07

B5_1Babylon 5 creator Joe Michael Straczynski (JMS) has been hinting of late that there would be a new Babylon 5 project announced during his appearance at the San Diego Comicon (the world’s largest comic book convention, which they have here every year).

I didn’t go to the Comicon (there are so many people there that, to quote Charleton Heston, "It’s a madhouse! A madhouse!"), but I did Google his appearance this weekend to see what was being reported about it online.

Here’s what I found:

–JMS sold a movie to Ron Howard. It’s a thriller/mystery movie set in the ˜20s in Los Angeles. They want to get it into production as fast as possible and JMS is flying up there on the 3rd to meet with Ron Howard and those guys to go over the script and make sure everything is where it needs to be. It’s going to be a big budget film. Ron Howard is a nice guy. The first time JMS had a phone conference with him about the script, JMS called him Mr. Howard and the reply was "You hired my dad on Babylon 5, you can call me whatever you want." Possibly it could be in production by the first part of next year.

–JMS was up in Toronto recently and they did a 12 episode radio drama series for the CBC called the Adventures of Apocalypse Al. It’s kind of a film noir style comedy drama science fiction supernatural series a la Men In Black or Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It’s in little 5 minute chunks and it’s fall-down funny.

–A pilot for Touchstone has started for a dramatic prime time network series called BORROWED LIVES. It was actually sold last year but it was too late to go into development but now they’re actually in the script stage.

–[JMS’s comic book] RISING STARS is in development with Sam Raimi’s production company for a series.

–[JMS’s comic book] MIDNIGHT NATION is being bid on by two different studios for a movie.

–He pitched [his graphic novel] DREAM POLICE to a major studio, they want to do a motion picture and they’re negotiating now for JMS to write it.

–And there’s something else: WB came to him as they do periodically wanting to do something with B5. They asked if he wanted to do a feature film but JMS declined mainly because he can’t yet picture structuring a B5 movie "as long as Andreas and Rick insist on staying dead." Maybe in a year or two he’ll be able to but right now he can’t do something big. What JMS suggested was a bunch of short films ‘little mini-movies, an anthology show set in the Babylon 5 universe. They said, "Okay." There’s a network already interested in carrying them but they’re also planned for direct to DVD. This will be "Babylon 5: The Lost Tales", a lot of small stories that never made it into the series that he’s rediscovered notes for. And JMS wants no interference, complete creative support "in writing". They said, "Okay." And JMS wants to direct them. They said, "Okay." The first will be three individual stories about three of the main characters (to be determined). The plan is to shoot in September, post-production Oct.-Dec. and they’ll probably come out the second quarter of 2007 [SOURCE].

How he’s going to fit this in amid all the other projects he’s got going on, I’m not sure, but I’ll be interested to see what they come up with.

Incidentally, JMS himself adds a few more details over at JMSNews:

[W]e’re looking at 3 half-hour
episodes/stories for the first DVD, with additional features and the
like in the other half hour. Each story will be worked around a given
established character, the specifics of which are still TBD contingent
upon availabilities and other issues.

We have a budget, we’re greenlit, we’re going.

As for what prompted the interest now at WB…it’s only recently that
they’ve finally run through all 5 seasons, which for many years now has
been a constant source of revenue, and I think they would love to have
something to continue to with. The recent news re: Changeling [that’s the name of the script he sold to Ron Howard] probably
didn’t hurt, but the deal was actually being negotiated long before
there *was* a feature film deal with Imagine. As I recall, we
finalized the deal right around the time that the Imagine news was
announced.

It was a rather extraordinary 24 hours.

I held off saying anything until I was cleared by WB to announce it as
a go project. Ultimately, whether we shoot in Vancouver or elsewhere
will be a function of the deal that gets made locally [SOURCE].

I was surprised at how little coverage there is on the Net so far, but a kindly reader also sent me a link to the coverage of the new B5 project on Ain’t It Cool News and–as commonly happens with AICN–they schmutz up the report with unnecessary offensive language and need to have their collective mouthes washed out with soap (make that lye soap, for good measure).

More Credit Where Credit Is Due

Despite problems I also have with certain recent votes taken by the U.S. Senate, I also want to give them credit when it is due to them (EXCERPTS):

The Senate voted yesterday to make it a crime to take a pregnant minor to another state to obtain an abortion without her parents’ knowledge, handing a long-sought victory to the Bush administration and abortion opponents.

The bill would help about three dozen states enforce laws that require minors to notify or obtain the consent of their parents before having an abortion. It would bar people — including clergy members and grandparents — from helping a girl cross state lines to avoid parental-involvement laws. Violations could result in a year in prison.

Most states have passed such laws, but courts have invalidated at least nine of them, advocacy groups say. Maryland and Virginia have parental-notification laws; the District does not. The Senate voted 65 to 34 to approve the bill, which is similar to one the House has approved before, including last year.

The White House said the measure would "protect the health and safety of minors" and "protect the rights of parents to be involved in the medical decisions of their minor daughters consistent with the widespread belief among authorities in the field that it is the parents of a pregnant minor who are best suited to provide her counsel, guidance and support."

The administration urged House and Senate negotiators to reconcile their differences and send Bush a bill to sign. Unlike the Senate version, the House measure would penalize physicians who knowingly perform abortions for minors who circumvented parental-involvement laws.

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