Aquatic Tribbles Found In South Carolina!

BarnaclesIT’S TRUE!

EXCERPT:

Two new invasive species have recently been found along the South Carolina coast — a massive barnacle that dwarfs those found in the state as well as the Asian green mussel, which reproduces quickly and can pose a threat to floating docks.

The barnacle is native to the Pacific coast from southern California to South America. It is so big, colonies have been known to sink navigational buoys, slow boats and clog coastal water pipes.

The barnacle, the megabalanus coccopoma [PICTURED], was found by a College of Charleston student doing research this fall on the Folly River. It reproduces quickly, and, although only one has been found, scientists worry it could spread.

I know they’re a navigational hazard, but ever since I was a boy playing on the beach of Trinity Bay at Baytown, Texas, just down the hill from my Paw-Paw’s house, I’ve thought barnacles were neat.

MORE ON BARNACLES.

Be sure to note the piece of Catholic trivia regarding the Barnacle Goose.

P.S. FIDDLER CRABS ARE COOL, TOO.

AND HERMIT CRABS.

A Christmas Two-Fer Mass Fulfillment?

A reader writes:

Just a quick question.  December 25, 2006 falls on a Monday and
it’s a holy day of obligation.  If a person normally goes to Sunday
mass at 5 pm, will he fulfill his Sunday obligation on Dec 24, 2006 and
at the same time fulfill the Christmas Day obligation (being that it
will be the Christmas vigil mass at 5 pm Sunday)?  Or does he have to
go to an early Sunday mass (before the Christmas vigil) to fulfill his
Sunday obligation (and of course go to another mass for Christmas)?
 
On a related note, if a person goes to a funeral or wedding mass on a Sunday, does this fulfill his Sunday obligation?

According to the Code of Canon Law,

Can.  1248 §1. A person who assists at a Mass celebrated
anywhere in a Catholic rite either on the feast day itself or in the evening of
the preceding day
satisfies the obligation of participating in the Mass.

I’ve put two phrases in this in color. Given the way the red one is phrased, the law would appear to allow one to go to one Mass on Sunday evening (and after 5 p.m. would certainly count as evening, though some earlier masses might count as well) and simultaneously fulfill one’s Sunday obligation and the obligation of a holy day that falls on Monday.

But the law doesn’t mean that.

This isn’t clear from the text of the law itself, unfortunately. This is one of the areas where we bump up against the fact that Italy is a high-context culture that doesn’t write the law in the level of detail that would be expected in English- or German-speaking cultures, because it is assumed that you already know the answer to certain questions and thus they don’t need to be written down.

This is one of those questions: It is expected that everybody knows that if Christmas falls on a Monday then you have to go to Mass twice. You can’t just go to one. This is the common and constant opinion of learned persons, and so it’s what the law means even though it’s not what the law says. The Code provides:

Can. 19 If a custom or an express prescript of universal or particular law is lacking in a certain matter, a case, unless it is penal, must be resolved in light of laws issued in similar matters, general principles of law applied with canonical equity, the jurisprudence and practice of the Roman Curia, and the common and constant opinion of learned persons.

This canon applies to the situation of how to apply canon 1248 when it comes to the question of fulfilling two Mass obligations by attending a single Mass. We don’t have anything from Rome saying that you can do this, and "the common and constant opinion of learned persons" is that you can’t, so you can’t.

I find it frustrating that the law isn’t written with the level of specificity that makes this clear, but then I don’t get to write the law.

You’ve therefore got several options for how to fulfill your Sunday and Christmas obligations this year:

1) Go to a Saturday evening Mass (Sunday obligation) and a Sunday evening Mass (Christmas obligation)
2) Go to a Saturday evening Mass (Sunday obligation) and a Monday Mass (Christmas obligation)
3) Go to a Sunday Mass (Sunday obligation) and a Sunday evening Mass (Christmas obligation)
4) Go to a Sunday Mass (Sunday obligation) and a Monday Mass (Christmas obligation)
5) Go to one Sunday evening Mass (Sunday obligation) and a second Sunday evening Mass (Christmas obligation)

Now, beyond that, it doesn’t matter what kind of Mass it is you are attending. It can be a wedding Mass or a funeral Mass. It also doesn’t have to be a specifically Christmas vigil Mass to fulfill one’s Christmas obligation. It just has to be a Mass occurring on Sunday evening or Monday.

This is often surprising to people because there is an assumption out there that you need to hear a particular set of readings (i.e., the readings for that Sunday or readings for Christmas) in order to fulfill a Mass obligation, but this is not true, and this time the law makes it clear. That’s why I put the phrase "anywhere in a Catholic rite" in blue in canon 1248. This makes it clear that you don’t have to attend a Latin rite Mass to fulfill a Mass obligation, and this means that you don’t have to hear any particular set of readings to fulfill your obligation. Different rites use different readings, and in many cases, the different rites will not even be celebrating the same holy day and won’t have any special readings.

The issue of what readings you hear is thus irrelevant to your fulfillment of your obligation to participate in Mass.

But you do gotta go to Mass twice this weekend, once to celebrate Our Lord’s Resurrection and one to celebrate his Birth.

Bible Scholar of the Year

Biblescholar_1  Daily Planet religion correspondent Media Halfways reports that Nilsson Publishers (A division of Nilsson/Schmilsson, a subsidiary of Rambling House) has announced the publication of a special edition of the Holy Bible that takes the inspiration for its cover from a recent issue of Time magazine.

The special Sola Scriptura edition features a mirror (made of lightweight reflective Mylar) affixed on the front cover, above the words "Bible Scholar of the Year".

Nilsson Publishers’ CEO Miles Blandish told the Daily Planet "This is part of an ongoing effort to give the Holy Scriptures new relevance by presenting them in a hip, culturally aware way that grabs the attention of the public. We realize that part of our mission is to stay current, to keep up with trends… to be phat and dope and poppin’ fresh.".

Time magazine recently revealed their "Man of the Year" issue for 2006, with a mirrored cover that reflects the reader’s face. Blandish admitted "Frankly, we were a little embarrassed that we hadn’t thought of this before. It fits in so well with the idea of Sola Scriptura… what we are saying with this cover is; Who should you really count on to interpret the Bible? The answer? It’s right there on the cover!… You! Why rely on someone else who might have it all wrong, when you can get it straight from the horse’s mouth?… so to speak.".

Nilsson publishes mainly for the Evangelical Christian market. Evangelical Protestants believe that the Scriptures alone are sufficient to answer any question of faith, and that any sincere believer can understand the Bible with the help of the Holy Spirit.

So, what does the Bible mean?… "Whoa, whoa!" Blandish answers when asked about the meaning of Scripture "… that’s not for me to say… you have to decide for yourself. The question is, what does it mean… to you?".

The Sola Scriptura edition is available at bookstores, or on the Nilsson/Schmilsson website, for the cost of one million Quatloos (hardback).

Most Interesting Mash-Up I’ve Seen Recently

William_faulknerFamed Mississippi author William Faulkner may have won the nobel prize in literature for his novels, but he also worked as a script-writer for Hollywood.

In fact, he penned the screen adaptation of Raymond Chandler’s The Big Sleep, which is one of my favorite movies (as confusing as it is; I like the fact that the DVD has the uncut, unreleased, less-confusing version as well as the theatrical one).

The Big Sleep is film noir, so it’s dark and moody, but Faulkner also liked comedy. His favorite TV show toward the end of his life, apparently, was Car 54 Where Are You?

So what if Faulkner had tried his hand writing comedy for Hollywood? . . . like maybe the Three Stooges?

THE RESULT MAY HAVE BEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

The link is to the story that won this year’s Faux Faulkner contest.

Screenwriter David Sheffield won this year’s Faux Faulkner contest by
imagining what it would’ve been like if William Faulkner — a Nobel
laureate known for thickets of challenging (often parenthetical) prose
— had written for the Three Stooges.

Faulkner’s niece, Dean Faulkner Wells, who has coordinated the parody contest for 15 years with her husband, Larry, said Sheffield’s script clearly stood out.

“What I cannot believe, from the hundreds and hundreds of entries we read, is that there could be something this fresh and this new and this funny,” she said. “This one was unique.”

Larry Wells thought “Pappy” would’ve liked seeing his highbrow style superimposed on the lowbrow Stooges.

MORE.
CHT: Southern Appeal.

ABOUT WILLIAM FAULKNER.


ABOUT THE THREE STOOGES.

Scientists Should Leave Moral Theology To The Moral Theologians

THIS STORY HAS TO BE ONE OF THE DUMBEST I’VE READ IN A WHILE.

EXCERPTS:

Far from being extracts from the extreme end of science fiction, the idea that we may one day give sentient machines the kind of rights traditionally reserved for humans is raised in a British government-commissioned report which claims to be an extensive look into the future.

Visions of the status of robots around 2056 have emerged from one of 270 forward-looking papers sponsored by Sir David King, the UK government’s chief scientist. The paper covering robots’ rights was written by a UK partnership of Outsights, the management consultancy, and Ipsos Mori, the opinion research organisation.

“If we make conscious robots they would want to have rights and they probably should,” said Henrik Christensen, director of the Centre of Robotics and Intelligent Machines at the Georgia Institute of Technology.

The statement “If we make conscious robots they would want to have rights and they probably should” is fatuous on three grounds:

1) It is extraordinarily dubious that the phrase "conscious robot" can
be ontologically realized. In other words, "conscious robot" is quite
likely to fall into the same category as "square circle"–something
that’s simply not possible. You can get a robot–or anything with an
AI–to mimic the responses of a conscious being, but that’s not the
same thing as being conscious, any more than your image in a mirror or
a playback of you on video tape is a conscious being. Things like that
mimic your behavior, but they ain’t conscious. They lack the proper
substrate for consciousness.

2) The "they would want to have rights" is similarly dopey. The obvious response is "Not if they’re programmed not to!"

I know, there are some theories of how to develop artificial intelligence that wouldn’t involve us programming every single aspect of the AI’s "consciousness" but instead computationally modeling the human brain, but

a) We will still have substantive control over what we allow it to think, and

b) It may act like it wants rights but that’s not the same thing as actually wanting them. See previous remark about the phrase "conscious robot."

3) "And they probably should [have rights]" is just wrong.

Yes, I know. I saw the episode of Star Trek where they had that stupid trial that determined that Mr. Data has rights.

I’m sorry. He’s a machine. A toaster. He has advanced algorithms but no rational soul and thus is not the subject of rights.

Even if you build an AI capable of passing the Turing test, that doesn’t mean it’s conscious. It only means that it’s good at mimicing the responses of a human.

Big deal. Chatbots do that today, and with increasing skill, but they have absolutely no understanding of what they are saying because they’re not conscious. Some are already being used to trick people as part of identity theft schemes in Instant Messaging services. If you make a really sophisticated chatbot that’s capable of mimicking rights-talk then you’re one step closer to passing the Turing test, but you haven’t actually created anything conscious or deserving of rights.

There’s also a practical issue here: Humans ain’t gonna share their rights prerogatives with AI’s. The social costs of doing so would be so enormous that society will not in the foreseeable future be stupid enough to extend legal recognition of rights to entities that can be mass produced.

Witness:

“If granted full rights, states will be obligated to provide full social benefits to them including income support, housing and possibly robo-healthcare to fix the machines over time,” [the report] says.

Music To Surf By

Jukebox
A BIG CHT to the reader who recommended

THIS SITE.

Which was suggested to him by a gracious Christian lady.

It’s a free, Internet jukebox that you can use while you are reading blogs–or otherwise surfing the Internet.

It advertises itself as "The best of the top 100 from the golden years of popular music," and the main section is divided into years from 1952 to 1982. When you click on a year, it generates a pop-up window with a playlist of famous songs from that year that you can listen to in the background as you surf other sites.

In addition, it has links to specialized collections, such as the "Swing Era" (before 1952), the featured artist of the week (e.g., Nat King Cole), Movie Themes, TV Themes, Christmas music, Pop Gospel, and others.

The playlists aren’t (so far as I can tell) randomly generated, making it easy to pick up where you left off last time if you weren’t finished with one. Just scroll down to the same song you left off on.

Enjoy.

GET THE TUNES!

P.S. I really love the fact that the 1955 playlist has the Ames Brothers’ "The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane" (it’s #13 on the list; scroll down and click on it). This is a song I’m used to round dancing to that presents itself as if it’s naughty, but which reveals itself in the last two verses  (and really the last line of the song) to be entirely innocent. Great fake-out. Good things come to those who wait.

Shooting Down Hijacked Planes

A reader writes:

As Holy Innocents Day approaches, I take the liberty of presenting for your consideration a problem which is currently exercising me.

The morality of intentionally shooting-down passenger aircraft believed to be under the control of suicide hijackers.

Post September 11, it is assumed that if a passenger aircraft failed to respond, and appeared to be heading towards a ‘big’ target eg a city, the government would assume it had been taken over by suicide hijackers and, as a last resort, order the Air Force to shoot down the passenger aircraft to reduce the loss of innocent life at the assumed target. This seems the ‘sensible’ utilitarian things to do.

But…

Is this a Utilitarian calculus, where the laudable end (preventing the deaths of thousands of non-combatants) is gained via the impermissible means of the deaths of hundreds of non-combatants? or are the passengers’ deaths a double-effect ie a foreseen but not (primarily) intended consequence?

The prohibition against intentionally killing innocents (ie non-combatants) is absolute.

Intentional = as a means towards an end (not whether one likes or loathes the means). The definition of non-combatant is not always black and white, but the ordinary passengers of a normal civilian airliner eg those used on 9-11 are clearly protected non-combatants.

I don’t know that aircraft are automatically assumed to be under the control of hijackers simply because they fail to respond by radio and are heading toward a city. I think that they’re looked at and fighter jets are scrambled to intercept them and determine whether they are under the control of hijackers. There are a variety of ways that this can be assessed by an interceptor, such as looking into the cockpit (do the people at the controls look like real pilots? are they awake and in control of the plane or could they have just passed out?), sending hand signals to the pilots, using wing waggles and message lights, etc. I’m no expert on all the techniques that can be used, but I know that they do exist.

In some cases there might not be time to try all of these things, but my understanding is that, even post 9/11, the assumption is not automatically made that a plane has been hijacked just because it isn’t responding by radio. There can be innocent reasons for that, most notably equipment failure.

What if it turns out that the plane has been hijacked?

In that case it must be assumed, post 9/11, that the hijackers are planning to use the plane as a weapon of mass destruction (assuming that there is anything within the plane’s range that is a plausible target or target of opportunity–which will be the case almost anywhere). Prior to 9/11 it would have been assumed that the hijackers weren’t planning this, but that presumption changed as soon as the second plane slammed into the World Trade Center, and we’ll have to live with it for the foreseeable future. Even if the hijackers get on the radio and say that they just want to negotiate the release of prisoners or something, you can’t take them at their word. It could just be a ruse to let them get near their target.

So can you shoot them down, even knowing that there will be civilian lives lost in the process?

This is a situation in which a straightforward application of the law of double-effect is possible.

The law of double-effect can be formulated various ways, but let’s formulate it like this:

1) An action is morally permissible if it has two effects, one good and one bad, if and only if
2) The action itself is not morally impermissible and
3) The bad effect is not an end in itself and
4) The bad effect is not a means to the good end and
5) The good effect is proportionate to the bad and
6) There is no better, alternative solution

BTW, for folks keeping score at home, note that we just used the word "proportionate." This term or a synonym is always present in articulations of the law of double-effect, showing that proportion is a valid consideration in Catholic moral theology. Not all reference to something being proportional means that a person is committing the error of proportionalism. Proportionalism treats the proportion of good and bad as the only morally relevant criterion in a moral system. The truth is that it can be a criterion in a moral system but not the only criterion, as is the case here, where we’ve got conditions (2)-(4), which are clearly non-proportional.

So let’s look at conditions (1)-(6) and ask if they are fulfilled, or potentially fulfilled, in the case of shooting down a plane whose hijackers must be assumed to plan on using it as a weapon of mass destruction.

Is condition 1 fulfilled or fulfillable? Yes. Shooting down the plane will have the good effect of stopping it from being used as a WMD. It also has the bad effect of killing everyone (or virtually everyone) on board, as well as additional possible people on the ground who might get killed or injured when the plane comes out of the sky.

Is condition 2 fulfilled or fulfillable? Yes. It is not immoral in itself to shoot down a plane. If it were then it would be immoral for the British to shoot down Nazi bombers in World War II.

Is condition 3 fulfilled or fulfillable? Yes. The deaths of the people in the plane and on the ground are not an end in themselves. The object of the moral act is stopping the plane.

Is condition 4 fulfilled or fulfillable? Yes. The deaths of the passengers and those on the ground are not the means by which the plane is stopped. The plane itself is stopped, and the people’s deaths are a side-effect of that.

With the fulfillment of this condition we pass into the realm whereby the act of shooting down the plane is potentially morally justifiable. We have established that the act (physically disabling a WMD) is not wrong in itself (condition 1) and that the deaths that will ensue from this act are neither a means nor an end, meaning that they are a side-effect of the act, which is what needs to happen for the law of double-effect to apply.

There are still two conditions that need to be fulfilled, though, before you can actually fire the missle.

Is condition 5 fulfilled or fulfillable? Whether it’s fulfilled in a particular case would depend on the circumstances, but it’s certainly fulfillable in some circumstances. If there is a target within range of the plane that would result in more harm being done than the cost of the lives that would be incurred by shooting the plane down then the good to be achieved (keeping it from its target) is proportionate to the bad effect of the act of shooting it down.

Is condition 6 fulfilled or fulfillable? It’s fulfilled if you don’t have any better way to stop the plane from reaching its target than shooting a missle at it. I suspect that, much of the time at present, this is the most effective and least harmful way to keep it from its target. However, I suspect that in some circumstances, and increasingly with time, it will be possible to find other, better solutions.

For example, means might be found of denying the hijackers control of the plane without totally disabling it. This could happen if there was a way to kill or render unconscious everyone in the cockpit and still have the plane be flyable afterwards. Or devices might be built that would allow people on the ground to gain remote control of the plane and safely bring it down.

I’m not an expert in such matters, or knowledgeable about what may already be possible in these respects, but the advance of technology should allow more "surgical" and less-lethal solutions to the problem that may not be practical at the moment.

I Don’t Like This Idea At All

Breitbart is reporting:

The Vatican may one day field a football team that could rival the top formations in Italy’s powerful Serie A, the Holy See’s Secretary of State, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, said Sunday.

"I do not preclude the possibility that the Vatican, in the future, could put together a football team of great value, that could play on the same level as Roma, Inter Milan and Sampdoria," all first division teams, the Cardinal said, according to the Ansa agency.

Bertone has never hidden his passion for football, and has commented on matches in the past when he was archbishop of Genoa. He has mentioned on several occasions the possibility of the Vatican fielding a team. SOURCE. CHT to the reader who e-mailed.

I like Cardinal Bertone, and I’m glad he got the Secretary of State’s job at the Vatican, but I think this is a really bad idea.

I don’t know how serious he is about it. I can easily see this just being a kind of running joke between him and the Italian press that Breitbart isn’t getting, but if he is serious about the Holy See having a football (read: soccer) team, I think that’s a really bad idea.

First of all, how will the team reflect on the Holy See, simply in terms of its performance? If it isn’t a good team then it’s going to reflect poorly. If it is a good team then it’ll reflect poorly as the Vatican is perceived as crowding its way into an arena and diminishing the standings of other teams for no good reason.

Whether it’s an good team or not, where’s the money to run it going to come from? Will the Holy See be perceived as spending money on this that would better be spent on widows and orphans?

Even if the thing’s a money-maker, it will take time and attention on the part of those running the show at the Vatican. That’s a bad thing given that they already don’t have enough time to attend to all the real pastoral needs that exist out there.

Then there’s the fractiousness that sports teams breed. It’s one thing when you have inter-team rivalries that are completely arbitrary and everyone knows it, but if you start mixing team rivalries up with matters that actually do mean something–like religion or politics–then it’s another story. I don’t think American politics would be served well by the Democrats and the Republicans each starting their own NFL team and entangling the political sphere with the sports sphere. Having an official Vatican soccer team would produce a similar entanglement that we’d be better off without. It would, on some level, ask Catholics to side with the official Vatican team–or else teach them that it’s okay to side against the Church sometimes. And then there would be Catholic players on other teams being asked to compete against the Church’s official team.

And then there’s hooliganism. If the team is successful (or even if it isn’t), can we count on the Vatican soccer hooligans to be the most polite, least offensive, least violent of hooligans? Do we want Vatican soccer hooligans in the first place?

Assuming that this isn’t just a joke, what possible reason could the Holy See have for wanting to start such a thing? I’m sure that someone could come up with some nonsense about penetrating the secular culture with the message of Christ, but you know what? That’s the job of the laity, not the Vatican. The Vatican’s job in such matters is to support and educate the laity so that they can affect the culture for Christ, not to undermine the efforts of Catholic players and fans by starting their own rival franchise. That’s the same reason the Church doesn’t start it’s own political party.

If this is to be taken seriously, it sounds to me like an impermissible form of mission creep. The Vatican’s mission has nothing to do with fielding sports teams. I don’t even like the sport and culture office they opened up a while back, and I hope that goes on the chopping block in B16’s reorganization of the curia.

There is no special reason why the Vatican should start a sports team anymore than it should open up an ice cream plant or start its own shoe resoling service or undertake any other venture not related to its mission. "Because we can" is not a good enough reason for an organization to undertake unrelated ventures in areas that it’s not expert at. What happens is that this creates inefficiencies, wastes time and money, harms those already trying to do good work in the field, and generally fails and causes embarassment.

So I hope this is just a joke.