I’m starting to think that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi may be dead.
(For those not following this part of the news, he’s been the head al-Qa’eda villain in Iraq.)
I mean, at first I was skeptical.
Some Arab TV station was reporting that he and seven others blew themselves up in Mosul to avoid getting caught.
Yeah, right. What some Arab TV station says plus ten dollars will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.
Then several more Arab TV stations reported the same thing.
Okay, put ’em all together plus ten bucks and you can still get that steamysweet cup of frappuchinomochococoalatte.
But y’know what?
There really WAS an incident in Mosul where a bunch of terrorists in a house blew themselves up to avoid capture.
And it appears that the group included people from Zarqawi’s immediate leadership team, so maybe he was there, too.
And now the U.S. military has announced that they’re doing DNA tests on the bodies from Mosul to see if any of them are Zarqawi.
And then there’s all this Zarqawi not being all over the news personally the last few days.
I mean, if you’re a terrorist mastermind waging an insurgency campaign and a rumor gets out that you’re dead then the first thing you’d better do is blow something up and then issue a statement to prove that you’re still alive, y’know?
I mean, you just can’t let those "Zarqawi is dead" rumors get very far. Not if you want to retain command and control of your organization and keep . . . well . . . inspiring terror in people.
People stop being afraid of someone who they think is dead. (I mean, unless he’s Dracula or something.)
So where’s Zarqawi?
I’m thinking that he may have shuffled himself off this mortal coil, joined the infernal choir invisible, and become an ex-terrorist.
Also, even if he’s not dead,