Samson the Big Black Dog (And Friends)

If you’re of the right age, you likely read Clifford the Big Red Dog at some point growing up (as I did). Well, Samson isn’t as big as Clifford, but he’ll most definitely do!

He lives in the U.K. and stands 6′ 5" on his hind legs.

PHOTO:

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Samson isn’t the only giant creature making the news at the moment. There’s also a giant mushroom in Mexico:

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It’s 27 inches tall and weighs 41 lbs.

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Meanwhile, there’s a giant squid in Australia:

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It was originally 26 feet long and weighed 550 lbs (they think).

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Meanwhile, at the other end of the size spectrum (and bringing us full circle back to dogs), one of the world’s smallest dogs has been voted its ugliest.

See for yourself:

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His name is Elwood, and his owner has a high opinion of him (EXCERPTS):

"I think he’s the cutest thing that ever lived," said Elwood’s owner, Karen Quigley, a resident of Sewell, New Jersey.

Quigley said she rescued Elwood two
years ago. "The breeder was going to euthanize him because she thought
he was too ugly to sell," said Quigley.

"So ha ha, now Elwood’s all over the Internet and people love him and adore him."

Now there’s a pro-life sentiment for you.

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Easy . . . Easy . . . There!

Wpisa128aNewsflash!

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has been straightened!

It’s true!

And not by the Evil Superman from Superman III!

Of course, they didn’t straighten it all the way, but they returned it to the angle it was leaning at in 1838.

Why?

EXCERPT:

[British rescue committee engineering] Prof Burland said it could have collapsed "at any moment". However, it took nine years of bureaucratic wrangling before any work was done. "That was the difficult bit, getting the work going," Prof Burland said.

Yeah, big surprise on that last part. Italy.

Oh, and the Italian estimate of when it would have collapsed differed:

"If we had not stepped in the tower would have collapsed between 2030 and 2040," said Salvatore Settis, the president of the committee. "This is crucial for the tower’s stability and it was a totally Italian success."

Uhh . . . except for that British guy who worked on the project.

Oh, and there was a particularly tense moment:

Before the digging started, the tower was anchored with steel cables and 600 tonnes of lead weights.

However, halfway through the project, concerns at the ugliness of the weights led to their removal and the tower lurched dramatically. "In one night, the tower moved more than it had averaged in an entire year," said Prof Burland. The weights were hastily reattached.

Good idea!

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MORE ON THE LEANING TOWER.

Too Funny!

New non-emergency system to ease burden on busy 911
By Michael Blue
Daily Texan Staff
A new non-emergency communication system unveiled by the Austin Police Department Tuesday may reduce an overloaded 911 system and help police focus their efforts on actual emergencies.
About 50 community members and police officials gathered at the Texas Medical Association Building to hear about the APD’s fall launching of the new 311 non-emergency communication system. With the new system, APD hopes 311 operators will absorb the non-emergency calls that have overburdened the 911 system.
Calls to 311 should not require immediate police action and include offenses such as property crimes no longer in process, animal control problems, illegally parked vehicles, vehicles blocking alleys or driveways or calls asking questions about telephone numbers, addresses and hours of operation for APD’s divisions or programs.
Paul Flaningan, APD spokesman, said the 311 system is specifically designed for calls that are not life threatening, as opposed to the 911 system that handles emergency situations.
“[The 311 calls] are for non-emergencies like someone calling and saying ‘Hey, some people are blowing off fireworks,’ or there is a water-main break or a fire hydrant erupts,” Flaningan said.
Currently, the 911 system is being deluged with non-emergency calls.
APD estimates that between 50 and 60 percent of 911 calls are non-emergencies an estimated 240,000 and 360,000 phone calls that 311 operators could possibly handle. The effect could free up 911 operators to concentrate on situations for which 911 was created tackling emergencies that require immediate police intervention.

With the installment of the 311 system, APD believes that several objectives can be accomplished. Police objectives include decreasing officer response times to emergencies, reducing the number of 911 calls abandoned due to lengthy waiting times, and most importantly, the APD said freeing up officer time to concentrate on problem-solving activities.

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Snopes says that they called the Orange County Sheriff’s Department, which confirmed that this was a real phone call they received (they’re still listing it as of "undetermined" veracity, though, since they don’t know if the woman placing the call was hoaxing the police department or not). They also state:

Anyone who has worked a police or emergency services dispatch line can attest that some callers just don’t seem to have a very good grasp of what kinds of situations constitute valid emergencies, or even what sort of problems fall within the purview of law enforcement or emergency rescue services.  People call 911 for assistance in such matters as needing help with homework, clogged toilets, and non-functioning smoke detectors, to try to find out the latest sports scores and lottery results, to report broken televisions and cable outages, to seek assistance in locating lost pets, and to report all sorts of minor medical ailments.

HERE’S THE SNOPES PIECE (with transcript for those who have audio problems).

Burn Victim Towel Animal Update

Well, the burn victim towel animals have continued to appear in my cabin.

Below is a recent one, which is obviously a dog.

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The folks who guessed a penguin for the first one were correct. At least that’s what the cabin steward said it was.

One reader suggested a snow covered penguin, but I think there’s more to it than that. It was not only jet white, it also had no eyes.

Can you think of any albino, eyeless penguins?

I can.

According to H. P. Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness . . .

Suddenly a bulky white shape loomed up ahead of us, and we flashed on the second torch. It is odd how wholly this new quest had turned our minds from earlier fears of what might lurk near. Those other ones, having left their supplies in the great circular place, must have planned to return after their scouting trip toward or into the abyss; yet we had now discarded all caution concerning them as completely as if they had never existed. This white, waddling thing was fully six feet high, yet we seemed to realize at once that it was not one of those others. They were larger and dark, and, according to the sculptures, their motion over land surfaces was a swift, assured matter despite the queerness of their sea-born tentacle equipment. But to say that the white thing did not profoundly frighten us would be vain. We were indeed clutched for an instant by primitive dread almost sharper than the worst of our reasoned fears regarding those others. Then came a flash of anticlimax as the white shape sidled into a lateral archway to our left to join two others of its kind which had summoned it in raucous tones. For it was only a penguin – albeit of a huge, unknown species larger than the greatest of the known king penguins, and monstrous in its combined albinism and virtual eyelessness.

When we had followed the thing into the archway and turned both our torches on the indifferent and unheeding group of three, we saw that they were all eyeless albinos of the same unknown and gigantic species. Their size reminded us of some of the archaic penguins depicted in the Old Ones’ sculptures, and it did not take us long to conclude that they were descended from the same stock-undoubtedly surviving through a retreat to some warmer inner region whose perpetual blackness had destroyed their pigmentation and atrophied their eyes to mere useless slits.

The one in my room must have been a baby.

I’ll keep an eye out for shoggoths oozing out from under my bed.

March Of The Burn Victim Towel Animals–Parte Deux

A time or two when I was on the Catholic Answers cruise, I found a mysterious line of animals appearing in my room after dinner that appeared to be burn victims made out of towels.

It wasn’t always clear what the animals were meant to be, but I BLOGGED ABOUT IT, and folks had fun guessing what some animals were.

I’d completely forgotten about this, but tonight this little critter showed up in my bedroom . . .

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What is it?

I actually know what it’s supposed to be. (The cabin steward told me.)

I’ll answer tomorrow (assuming I’m able to log in tomorrow).

Till then, have fun guessing!

What’s This?

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It’s something you’ve probably seen before.

Don’t recognize it?

Try whipping on a pair of red-and-blue 3-D glasses, since this is a 3-D photo of it.

Don’t have any handy?

Me, either.

Try letting your vision fuzz over and see if it’s familiar.

Still need help?

ANSWER HERE.

It’s the face on Mars, and was NASA’s Astronomy Photo of the Day recently (CHT to the reader who e-mailed!)

And it does look like a face to me.

But not a human one. To tell you the truth, it looks like the face of a pet turtle I used to have when I was a boy.

See? It eyes are under the kind of protuberances that turtles have, and it’s got its beak-like mouth open, and he’s just coming out of his shell.

Like in this picture . . .

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You don’t suppose that means . . . ?

And then the flying saucers would be . . . ?

GAMERA! Friend of All Children!