I Have No Clue

Your guess is as good as mine, folks!

Soggy dorito?

Melancholy inhabitant of Flatland?

Steamrollered cheese wedge?

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Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

55 thoughts on “I Have No Clue”

  1. He’s the same penguin as before, but has met with a ghastly accident and lost his flippers? It would explain why he’s droopier. It’s depression.
    Seriously, I don’t know either! LOL!

  3. Fr. Martin, that’s an armless albino emu assassin 😉
    The Flatland guess sounds like a good one.
    But to me, it looks like an 8 year old who’s pulled a sleeping bag over his head.

  7. clearly it’s a goeduck! I had a toy like that when I was a child only it had longer legs and was polka dotted.

  8. Looks like someone’s been listening to “Down in Albion” again. You can google it, but take the warning about explicit lyrics seriously and don’t scroll down to look at them.

  19. Whatever it is, it needs to be “Tide-id” with whitener and softener included.

  20. By Golly!!… It’s ..NELLIE!!!
    How on earth did she ever escape from the Loch??!
    Someone contact Scotland Yard!
    ..but she’s a bit smaller than all those former pictures make her out to be.

  22. I think A. Williams got it right, although I think he meant NeSSie, not NeLLie

  34. It’s a seal… you might want to feed it some fish… it looks like it needs some food.

  37. It’s a sad isosceles triangle trampling on two smaller isosceles triangle to make it feel bett about being merely an isosceles triangle and not an equalateral triangle like his more successful brother…

  38. If its not NeSSie, which I’m almost sure it is….then it’s a Masonic burrito(without the guacamole).
    ..and I wouldn’t take a bite out of it.
    And keep an eye on the crew members that might have placed it there! Maybe Jack Chick stowed away somewhere on ship and is trying to take some revenge for all the photos of him published on this blog?

  42. It looks like your ship has ventured too close to Halloween Town, and you’ve now infested by Oogie Boogie babies. If you can get a deckhand to play a Danny Elfman soundtrack (an Oingo Boingo album will do, in a pinch) on a boombox, you might be able to Pied Piper the burlap horde overboard. Otherwise, as quoth the scribe:
    It’s hopeless, you’re finished
    You haven’t got a prayer
    ‘Cause I’m Mr. Oogie Boogie
    And you ain’t going nowhere . . .

  43. “Masonic burrito”?
    Would that be the villain in the next Dan Brown novel?

  49. Jimmy,
    Do people bust into your cabin every night and shape the towels into creatures?
    I wouldn’t want to meet those guys.

  50. It’s a Flamingo. Or a Pelican.
    Maybe it’s a pelican in her piety. See how the beak is bent down toward her chest. It’s a very fitting towel animal for a Catholic cruise.

  54. Come on everyone, can’t you see that it uses the pillow as the rest of its “body” and it a swan, just like the other swan left in the middle of the bed.
    A condom?? Geez – let’s keep our minds out of the gutter.

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