Tattoo You… and you, and you…

TattooReuters reports that practitioners of the art of tattoo are beginning to sense a sea change.

Tattooing just isn’t as fun as it used to be. It seems like every suburban kid wants a tattoo as soon as they are out of braces. And worse, it has become a staple among soccer moms and cubicle jockeys across the country. The town where I live (republican territory, dry county, population around 30,000) now has several large tattoo parlors. Tattoos have become mainstream, which poses a problem. Part of the allure of tattoos, at least in the U.S., has always been that they were seen as non-conformist, a little dangerous and always cool. They are now so commonplace that it is no surprise to see one on your babysitter.

Long-time tattoo photographer Charles Gatewood of San Francisco said:
"It (tattooing) is so popular that it has lost some of its magic. It
was like a club, a secret society and family. Now it’s gotten
commercialized, co-opted and watered down … in the opinion of some
people."

You can almost hear the sadness, the disillusionment. This state of affairs has also led to a kind of one-upsmanship among tattoo-ees. To get even a second glance nowadays, your tattoo must be exceptionally; large, vulgar, psychotic, stupid, so-cryptic-that-even-you-forget-what-it-means (pick one).  It’s basically the same thing that’s happened to music.

My problem with tattooing (for me personally) is that there is no "undo" command in the drop-down menu.
Imagine going into a store and seeing a hat you really like. It’s a great hat, a bejewelled and richly embroidered skullcap. You go to try it on and the sales-guy informs you that this is no ordinary hat. If you put this hat on your head, it will never come off. Ever. You love the hat. It’s the coolest hat you have ever seen. The inner conflict is almost palpable, ain’t it? And for good reason. What if this hat doesn’t look as cool to me in thirty years? How will I explain it to my grandkids? My employer? Sure, I can always cover it with another, bigger hat, but what if I just want to stroll bare-headed in the park?

This is my tattoo conundrum: Anything important enough to have permanently engraved on my skin turns out to be too important to trivialize by reducing it to a fashion statement. If Jesus is important to me, then I will try to imitate his behavior, not have him drawn on my calf.  And besides, it’s really not fair to the true fringe element in society. The "mainstream" keeps getting wider and wider, pushing the real fashion rebels farther and farther out into the jungle. To get noticed now you need a face full of hardware, or implants on yor forehead, or any number of other absurd "modifications".

So, in sympathy with frustrated bikers everywhere, I beg you, please don’t get that Tweety-Bird on your ankle. Refrain from purchasing that tribal butterfly back piece. And definitely take a pass on anything written in a language that you can’t read yourself. You could be getting someone’s shopping list permanently embroidered on your flesh.

Blogs Not That Great, Study Finds

A new study by the Pew Internet & American Life Project has found that Blogs are no big deal.

Charting the discussion of issues during the 2004 presidential campaign, the study found political blogs — online opinion and information sites — played a similar, but not greater role, as the mainstream media in "creating buzz" around the candidates’ campaigns.

The study dispels the notion that blogs are replacing traditional media as the public’s primary source of information, said Michael Cornfield, a senior research consultant at Pew.

The headline of the article trumpeted "Study: Blogs haven’t totally displaced media yet" (okay, words in red are mine). Only in the funhouse-mirror world of the MSM would the admission that your influence has been cut effectively in half be a cause for celebration.

Remember in the first Rocky movie, how Rocky and Apollo Creed fought to a split decision? Afterward, do you remember Apollo jumping up and down in relief and shouting "Yay! I fought a totally inexperienced newcomer to a near-draw!! Who da man?" – No, you do not. Because he was too busy trying to decide whether he should feel more "stunned" or "humiliated".

The spin, just in the headline, is dizzying. I don’t know much about the Pew Internet & American Life Project, except that the Pew Charitable Trusts are a big supporter of NPR. The story came from CNN.com via Reuters.

He Finds Your Lack of Faith Disturbing…

Darth2High upon the northwest tower of Washington National Cathedral, almost at the top, between two huge louvered arches, there is a small peaked roof called a "gablet". At the bottom of each slope of this gablet is a carved "grotesque" (think: gargoyle). There, underneath the north (right) slope of the gablet, carved in stone, is the very visage of THE SECOND MOST EVIL GUY IN THE GALAXY!

That’s right! Darth Vader is immortalized in stone at our national cathedral. (Apparently a contest was held for kids to submit ideas for art to be used in the cathedral and some sensible kid chose the black helmeted, breathing-challenged master of mayhem as a fitting reminder not to give in to the "Dark Side". Is this a great country, or what?

The WNC Website gives alot of information and pictures about this grand structure, as well as some really cool panoramic 3-D wrap-around views (gotta have Flash animation capabilities, though).

Now I am even more anxious to get to Washington and tour this magnificent building. See? Sacred architecture doesn’t have to be boring!

Oh, STICKY NOTE to Camile Paglia – The cathedral includes sculptures of naked human figures (Frederick Hart’s classic "Ex Nihilo" is one example).

GET MORE  "GROTESQUE" FACTS HERE!

The Only Way to Fly

Caps_02From our "Why Didn’t I Think of That?" Department comes an idea so obvious (in retrospect) that it makes the wheel look like wild speculation.

Those clever lads (and/or lasses!) at Cirrus Aircraft have gone and made an airplane that is practically stupid proof.

Did you forget to top out your fuel tank? Did you fly into a snowstorm? Stall out? Got a busted hydraulic line? Don’t matter! Just pull a lever and the Cirrus Airframe Parachute System (CAPS) floats you down to the ground like that feather on Forrest Gump. Well, the impact is more like jumping off a ten-foot ladder (according to the literature), but – hey – let’s not get picky.

The plane also has a composite body which makes it lighter, yet stronger, than traditional airframes. This plane is giving the long dominant Cessna some Cirrus competition (heh).

To be honest, though, no aircraft can be made absolutely stupid proof. Ditch over water and you might still be toast.

Just, you know… really soggy toast.

Safely find out more HERE.

Art and…

In a comment I made on one of Jimmy’s recent posts I made reference to the phenomenon of government funded artwork. This comes about when artists who can’t find support for their work go to the National Endowment for the Arts (or some similar body) and request funding. Oddly enough, though, even the government doesn’t want this art most of the time. The governemnt likes to spend money on socially relevant art, which has helped to give rise to the phenomenon I call "Art and…". You know…

Art and the Inner City

Art and Women’s Issues

Art and The Environment

Art and Bloody American Imperialism

… stuff like that. But here is the really interesting part; Normally the government still doesn’t want this art, they just want to write a check. They will pay the artists to produce it, but good grief, they don’t want to keep the stuff!

I don’t want to issue a blanket condemnation of all government funded art. There is probably some that does not cause optic nerve damage. My point is that the goverment funding of art, as it now works, only reinforces the notion that art has no intrinsic value, that to be important it must be political (liberal). This type of indirect funding has also led to the misconception that if you want to support the arts, you should donate to some kind of "arts organization". That’s fine, but if you really want to support the arts, just buy art!

This direct approach means that: A) you will be supporting art that you actually like, B) you get to keep the art instead of just view it for a bit, and C) your children will get to keep it when you die!

The goverment should stay out of the art business unless they want a portrait of some politician or a sculpture for the courthouse steps. It just makes good economic sense.

The Economics of Art

3_pearsSince this is economics week I thought I would introduce part of  the mission statement from my upcoming web page that discusses the inherent worth of (good) art. Unlike apologetics, art is something I know a little about, so I feel like I can discuss it with some small degree of confidence. Economics is a subject area of which I have no knowledge at all, so I am able to discuss it with even greater confidence.

In my mission statement, I make these assertions about the economics of art:

"So, art of any kind is objectively useless, and fine art in particular (as opposed to, say, cinema) is an anachronism. And yet, people still seem to need it. I think many people with the least interest in it probably need it most. Art is a mystery, like music or story telling (whatever form it takes). It is part of what makes us human. When I hear people talk about increasing art instruction in schools because it will boost test scores, I cringe. When parents want to play Mozart for their infants solely because it will make them better at math, I shudder.

(… )

Art (good art) benefits people in a way that we can’t fully understand. We need art, but we don’t know why. Part of the dehumanizing aspect of the industrial revolution (IMHO) was that ordinary household objects were no longer made by hand, but were increasingly mass-produced in ways that favored ease of manufacture over aesthetics, ease of use over beauty, and cheapness over everything.  I believe we have suffered because of this in a number of ways. A blank, artless existence simply is not good for the human psyche. We need beauty. When God created us, he put us not in a wilderness, but in a “garden”, a place where beauty is planned, ordered and tended."

The fact that fine art is objectively useless means that making a living by doing fine art can be a bit of a trick. Especially in times of economic downturn, fine art is rightly perceived as a luxury and takes a back seat to necessities. I do believe, though, that people need art, which is why historically wherever you find people, you find art.

And beer!

But that is for another post…

“They’ll be able to buff this out, no problem…”

SubdamageThis isn’t exactly news, since this sub crash occurred some months ago, but it still baffles me. I really thought that for a modern multi-bazillion dollar attack sub like the one pictured (the USS San Francisco), it would be virtually impossible to just run into a mountain.

THIS BBC STORY reports that human error was the cause of the crash, because the crew failed to adequately examine their navigation charts.

But, charts aside, aren’t these things crammed with high-tech what-cha-ma-hoozits designed to prevent this sort of thing?

Didn’t they have sonar? Proximaty indicators? A mass pointer?

This makes me wonder, do you think maybe these guys, you know, like to hot-dog it once in a while? Could they have been zipping around down there playing a taxpayer-funded game of chicken? We may never know.

Oh, extra rations will be given to those who properly I.D. the two cultural references in the above post. Hint: one is from a movie, the other from a book.

Not At All Slimy

P1010004_1Hey, y’all! I have been away for a few days, but I have returned from camping amid the tall oaks with the Boy Scouts. We actually got back Sunday, but I picked up a couple of friends named Sam-n-Ella while on the campout and it took another couple of days to get rid of them.
I have a serious love for the outdoors that the Scouts has allowed me to indulge somewhat, and later this year I hope to be able to combine my camping and art by doing some painting en plein air in the big woods.
Anyway, while on the campout, one of the boys found this here creature. We usually see a number of lizards and maybe even a snake or two, but I am thinking this is either a salamander or a skink. I am no animal expert, and have not had time to research it since we got back. Maybe one of you readers can help out with the 411 on this guy. He was fairly placid and not at all slimy.

Oh, and he tasted sorta like chicken.

Just kidding!

Oh, No – Not Again…

This is either the coolest gross job, or the grossest cool job that I know of. This Fin whale washed up on the beach in Florida and scientists performed a "necropsy" (even the term is gross) to determine how the whale died and it’s condition before. I think it would be fascinating work.
I will let the readers check out the details of the CNN.com. story for themselves.
It was determined that the whale was probably struck by a ship.
The whale’s last thoughts are believed to have been "I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

Noble Metals

I found it poetically comforting that today, on the very day that Benedict XVI was installed as Pope, our parish went back to the old custom of using precious (or "noble") metals to administer the Body and Blood of our Lord. I thought, "Of course! How fitting."

In our everyday lives we eat and drink out of glass and ceramic containers all the time. Nothing special about that. Receiving the Body and Precious Blood from vessels made of gold or silver reminds us that this is no ordinary meal, no run-of-the-mill family get-together. Aside from the Mass, when do we expect to eat or drink from silver or gold? It is one of those times when the art of the liturgy is so important. It practically shouts, "this is important!". It is also one of those small particulars in which the recent decades of liturgical experimentation have proved such a failure.

A few months ago kneeling was re-introduced at our Life Teen Mass. There are no more crowds of teens around the altar during the consecration. And now we are receiving the Eucharist from vessels of "noble metals".

Thanks be to God, indeed.