They’re a plant that looks like a bird. (No, really.)
They’re native to South Africa, but we’ve got ’em all over the place out here in California, where they’re used as a common ornamental plant.
The other night I was at a square dance and, between tips, I went outside for some cool air, since we’d been hot hashing really fast and I’d worked up a sweat. (Man, that was fun! My square got through the hot hash tip without any mistakes! Yee-haw!)
In the moonlight, I got to looking at the birds of paradise that were planted around the War Memorial Building (in Balboa Park, for those who know San Diego) where the dance was being held, and I got to thinking: These really do look like birds. I mean, amazingly so.
The fact that they’re not birds is obvious to human eyes if you get up close to them, but not all creatures have vision as good as humans, and not all see them up close.
So I thought: This can’t be a coincidence. There has to be some advantage to the plant if it looks like a bird. So what might that be?
Well, an obvious one is that if you’re a plant that looks like a pretty bird then humans will take a liking to you and plant you all over the place, thus furthering your survival/reproductive aims.
But I don’t know if humans have been doing this kind of horticulture for long enough to have tailored this plant breed to look like a bird (though we may have).
On the other hand, bugs eat plants and birds eat bugs, so maybe if you’re a plant that looks like a bird, it’ll scare off the bugs. Some bugs may have an avoidance instinct for anything that has a bird-like silhouette, so having one would again further the plant’s survival/reproductive aims.
And then what might birds think of this plant? If I were a bird that looked like this plant then I might want to hide among a bunch of them and thus mask my signature from potential predators. If these plants provided such birds with a really good hiding place then they’d hang out among them a lot and end up . . . uh . . . providing them with fertilizer, which will again further the plant’s survival/reproductive aims.
So this is getting kinda familiar: A plant that takes the form of an animal for purposes of furthering its own survival/reproductive aims? Possibly intermingling with the actual animals that it imitates?
You’re next!
(Oh, and before someone else says it: "No, it is I who will replace you!")