WWFD: What Would Frodo Do?

Too bad I’m not a GM anymore

I just got the most wicked cool idea for a D&D campaign:

  1. The player characters come into a region and start encountering monsters, which they proceed to kill mindlessly.
  2. They encounter a party of orcs, who are generally disagreeable and also end up getting killed.
  3. They enter a labyrinth, where they kill everything in it and take all the loot.
  4. Various juvenile actions are taken in various regards.
  5. Eventually, the heroes arrive at the central village of the region, where the populace hires them to help hunt down a band of roving marauders that has been terrorizing the countryside.
  6. The villagers have heard tell that the marauders are a very large group, much larger than the heroes’ group, so for backup, the heroes are accompanied by a band of villagers in case it comes to a fight.
  7. To get clues, they are escorted to the location of one of the sites the marauders have sacked–the private menagerie of a local nobleman.
  8. It’s the labyrinth the player characters themselves pillaged.
  9. The nobleman, who meets the party at the labyrinth, identifies pieces of his property which the characters had taken as loot.
  10. The villagers drive the heroes out of their territory with torches and pitchforks.

Just bringing a little realism to the mindless "kill & steal" mentality of many D&D campaigns.

Steve Jackson Is Right!

Okay, while writing my previous post about gaming, I was doing a bit of online checking and rang into an article by Steve Jackson (the game designer) on

HOW TO TRANSLATE D & D MONSTERS INTO FANTASY TRIP MONSTERS.

That’s probably not of much use to folks since The Fantasy Trip is no longer published (so far as I know), but in skimming the article my eye was caught by his treatment of the problematic concept of "Alignment":

Alignment is
not used at all in TFT, but can still be used as a guide to
"personality." Chaotics may do anything they please; true chaotics are
rare. Lawfuls will follow a strict code of behavior, though you may not
agree with it or even know what it is. Evils will behave selfishly and
attack if they can. Goods will not attack unless they perceive you as
evil; anything that threatens them is likely to be considered evil.
Neutrals will act for their own convenience, which will usually mean
letting others alone – but many "neutral" creatures are hungry. The average party of player-characters, incidentally, considers itself to be lawful good and is actually chaotic neutral [emphasis added].

ROFL! Truere words were never spoken!

(See my previous comments about characters doing juvenilely immoral things and wanting simply to aggrandize their characters.)

Today's Dinner Menu

New_years_dinnerSo here’s what I had for my NewYear’s dinner (a.k.a. "lunch"), all courtesy of my neighborhood Vons supermarket:

* Hormel brand smoked pork chop (0 net carbs)
* Vons brand blackeyed peas (13 net carbs)
* Glory Foods brand seasoned southern style collard greens (4 net carbs)
* Talk o’Texas brand pickled okra (0.25 net carbs per pod)
* Old South brand sweet pickled watermelon rind (8.5 net carbs per square)

A grand total of 26.5 carbs, which is high for a single meal for me, but hey, it’s New Years.

Today’s Dinner Menu

New_years_dinnerSo here’s what I had for my NewYear’s dinner (a.k.a. "lunch"), all courtesy of my neighborhood Vons supermarket:

* Hormel brand smoked pork chop (0 net carbs)
* Vons brand blackeyed peas (13 net carbs)
* Glory Foods brand seasoned southern style collard greens (4 net carbs)
* Talk o’Texas brand pickled okra (0.25 net carbs per pod)
* Old South brand sweet pickled watermelon rind (8.5 net carbs per square)

A grand total of 26.5 carbs, which is high for a single meal for me, but hey, it’s New Years.

"Game Over, Man!"

Down yonder I mentioned that I don’t like D & D’s concept of "alignment," and afterwards a reader asked:

Hey Jimmy,

What role-playing games do you play?

‘Fraid that I haven’t done any RPGing in a coon’s age, but I can tell you what I did play.

The first RPG I was exposed to was a variant on Dungeons and Dragons known as "CalTech D&D," because the revision of the rules had been (ostensibly) done at CalTech. I think this was later published as an independent game, but can’t recall what it was called.

I later became acquainted with regular D&D, including its early versions (which I liked more, before it got overbuilt), including the game from which it originally descended, Chainmail.

I was never very pleased with the way a lot of the D&D rules worked, though, and in general have thought that it is an over-complex, poorly-designed game.

More to my liking was The Fantasy Trip which was an outgrowth of the games Melee and Wizard, published by Metagaming and authored by game-designer Steve Jackson (hence the periodic questions from me and others whenever Steve Jackson posts comments here about whether he is Steve Jackson the game designer. He has never answered so far as I know.)

This was a much simpler, more logical game. Unfortunately, Metagaming went belly up, and Steve Jackson (the game designer) started his own company, Steve Jackson Games. He wanted to buy The Fantasy Trip from Metagaming, but they apparently thought the asset was worth far more money than he had (something like a quarter mil, if I remember right), so he didn’t get it.

Jackson then designed GURPS, which originally stood for the Great Unnamed Role Playing System but which was retitled Generic Universal Role Playing System. It’s simlar to The Fantasy Trip, but unfortunately I never had anyone to play it with, as it was coming out about the time I was pulling out of gaming.

The games I played most were put out by the company Chaosium. In particular, I played the now-defunct Superworld and the not-defunct Call of Cthulhu (which seems to have been what’s kept Chaosium in business).

I also read a lot of games that I never really played (e.g., RuneQuest, Champions, the Marvel Game, DC Heroes) and enjoyed thinking about and critiquing their rule systems.

This was a product of my interest in game design as an art, something I did a good bit of.

In fact, if you look in the credits for the full version of Superworld (and in some Superworld adventures) you will see me listed there (as James Akin, this was back when I had first started going by that name).

I even designed some full game systems, but never published them. (And no, I don’t have copies of the rules around anymore.)

I’m kind of proud of the Superworld/Call of Cthulhu universe that my friends and I created (it was a single universe with the CoC stuff set in the 1920s and the SW stuff set in the 1980s, so there were crossovers).

We decided that all of our characters’ adventures were being published by an imaginary comic book company called Genghis Comics, and each night’s game play was one issue in the imaginary series. I served as gamemaster for the company’s flagship title, The Protectors, while other friends gamemastered their own titles. A few titles we took turns gamemastering.

I’m pleased with the fact that we were able to coordinate a shared universe in which everybody got to exercize a great deal of creativity without it degenerating into petty squabbling. The players didnt’ backstab each other for the fun of it; they didn’t revel in having their characters do juvenilely immoral things–two problems I’d seen among many groups of gamers.

I’m most proud of the fact that we ended up going beyond the usual game format and ended up doing what was, we discovered, really a form of interactive storytelling. Because we were treating the games as if they were real issues of comic books, we ended up plotting them out in advance (though only the gamemaster knew all of what upcoming titles would hold).

For example, when I first started The Protectors, I had a gamemaster-run character in the team who the other players were suspicious might be a traitor because he was a non-player character. He wasn’t, but I decided to introduce a real traitor into the team, only sneakily. I went to one of the players who had a lot of discretion, told him my idea, and asked if he would be willing to play the traitor character for me (keeping this fact secret from the other players) until the story I had evisioned for her was finished. After that, he could do anything he wanted with the character. He agreed, and the traitor (traitoress?) storyline played out wonderfully. Afterwards the player took the character to even greater heights by inventing emotionally heart-wrenching plots for her (including a romance with another character, followed by pregnancy, followed a apparent birth in seclusion, followed by the revelation that the pregnancy had been hysterical and the character had used her superpowers to kidnap a baby to present as her own, followed by  jail) that put the other characters (and players) through their paces.

Because we were viewing ourselves more as the authors of comic books than as players wrapped up in a game, we didn’t get over-involved in having our characters aggrandized as extensions of our own egos (an all too common problem in RPGs). Instead, we got wrapped up in our stories. We wanted to tell the other players interesting stories through our characters, and so we would make up characters, not for purposes of having them accumulate more fame and power, but for telling an interesting story.

In fact, the starting point in character creation tended to be figuring out what the character’s "exit point" from the series would be. Would he die? Be murdered? Self-sacrificed? Mutated? Jailed? Lose his powers? Lose his fortune? Get cancer? Go crazy? Turn evil? Be exposed as a fraud? A clone? Her own daughter from the future? And what would happen with him on the other side of the exit point? Would he come back somehow, initiating a new character arc, or stay permanently gone?

Creating detailed character arcs meant, of course, that we totally ignored the rules of the game a lot of the time. They had to be subordinated to the character’s larger story–so no accidental deaths due to bad dice rolls; those were far less meaningful than tragic, pre-planned character deaths which had a lot more emotional meaning. By ignoring the rules at appropriate moments, therefore, we were able to create a much more satisfying story and really lift the campaign out of being a simple game and into being interactive storytelling. (The main game designer later told me he was a bit jealous of the way this campaign operated, which was a big compliment.)

It was a neat experience. A lot of fun for me, and it generated a lot of memories of friendship for me as a young man.

But it’s over now.

Haven’t played in years.

Haven’t found the kind of guys who are interested in that kind of thing, since, and anything else seems like a step down.

I did, a few years ago, toy with the idea of creating a game with rules that were designed to create the kind of campaign we had. Was thinking about having the design based not on rolling dice but on spending and accumulating "story points."

Unfortunately, the only players I knew at the time weren’t interested in that. They wanted to roll dice and kill bad guys.

Oh, well.

“Game Over, Man!”

Down yonder I mentioned that I don’t like D & D’s concept of "alignment," and afterwards a reader asked:

Hey Jimmy,

What role-playing games do you play?

‘Fraid that I haven’t done any RPGing in a coon’s age, but I can tell you what I did play.

The first RPG I was exposed to was a variant on Dungeons and Dragons known as "CalTech D&D," because the revision of the rules had been (ostensibly) done at CalTech. I think this was later published as an independent game, but can’t recall what it was called.

I later became acquainted with regular D&D, including its early versions (which I liked more, before it got overbuilt), including the game from which it originally descended, Chainmail.

I was never very pleased with the way a lot of the D&D rules worked, though, and in general have thought that it is an over-complex, poorly-designed game.

More to my liking was The Fantasy Trip which was an outgrowth of the games Melee and Wizard, published by Metagaming and authored by game-designer Steve Jackson (hence the periodic questions from me and others whenever Steve Jackson posts comments here about whether he is Steve Jackson the game designer. He has never answered so far as I know.)

This was a much simpler, more logical game. Unfortunately, Metagaming went belly up, and Steve Jackson (the game designer) started his own company, Steve Jackson Games. He wanted to buy The Fantasy Trip from Metagaming, but they apparently thought the asset was worth far more money than he had (something like a quarter mil, if I remember right), so he didn’t get it.

Jackson then designed GURPS, which originally stood for the Great Unnamed Role Playing System but which was retitled Generic Universal Role Playing System. It’s simlar to The Fantasy Trip, but unfortunately I never had anyone to play it with, as it was coming out about the time I was pulling out of gaming.

The games I played most were put out by the company Chaosium. In particular, I played the now-defunct Superworld and the not-defunct Call of Cthulhu (which seems to have been what’s kept Chaosium in business).

I also read a lot of games that I never really played (e.g., RuneQuest, Champions, the Marvel Game, DC Heroes) and enjoyed thinking about and critiquing their rule systems.

This was a product of my interest in game design as an art, something I did a good bit of.

In fact, if you look in the credits for the full version of Superworld (and in some Superworld adventures) you will see me listed there (as James Akin, this was back when I had first started going by that name).

I even designed some full game systems, but never published them. (And no, I don’t have copies of the rules around anymore.)

I’m kind of proud of the Superworld/Call of Cthulhu universe that my friends and I created (it was a single universe with the CoC stuff set in the 1920s and the SW stuff set in the 1980s, so there were crossovers).

We decided that all of our characters’ adventures were being published by an imaginary comic book company called Genghis Comics, and each night’s game play was one issue in the imaginary series. I served as gamemaster for the company’s flagship title, The Protectors, while other friends gamemastered their own titles. A few titles we took turns gamemastering.

I’m pleased with the fact that we were able to coordinate a shared universe in which everybody got to exercize a great deal of creativity without it degenerating into petty squabbling. The players didnt’ backstab each other for the fun of it; they didn’t revel in having their characters do juvenilely immoral things–two problems I’d seen among many groups of gamers.

I’m most proud of the fact that we ended up going beyond the usual game format and ended up doing what was, we discovered, really a form of interactive storytelling. Because we were treating the games as if they were real issues of comic books, we ended up plotting them out in advance (though only the gamemaster knew all of what upcoming titles would hold).

For example, when I first started The Protectors, I had a gamemaster-run character in the team who the other players were suspicious might be a traitor because he was a non-player character. He wasn’t, but I decided to introduce a real traitor into the team, only sneakily. I went to one of the players who had a lot of discretion, told him my idea, and asked if he would be willing to play the traitor character for me (keeping this fact secret from the other players) until the story I had evisioned for her was finished. After that, he could do anything he wanted with the character. He agreed, and the traitor (traitoress?) storyline played out wonderfully. Afterwards the player took the character to even greater heights by inventing emotionally heart-wrenching plots for her (including a romance with another character, followed by pregnancy, followed a apparent birth in seclusion, followed by the revelation that the pregnancy had been hysterical and the character had used her superpowers to kidnap a baby to present as her own, followed by  jail) that put the other characters (and players) through their paces.

Because we were viewing ourselves more as the authors of comic books than as players wrapped up in a game, we didn’t get over-involved in having our characters aggrandized as extensions of our own egos (an all too common problem in RPGs). Instead, we got wrapped up in our stories. We wanted to tell the other players interesting stories through our characters, and so we would make up characters, not for purposes of having them accumulate more fame and power, but for telling an interesting story.

In fact, the starting point in character creation tended to be figuring out what the character’s "exit point" from the series would be. Would he die? Be murdered? Self-sacrificed? Mutated? Jailed? Lose his powers? Lose his fortune? Get cancer? Go crazy? Turn evil? Be exposed as a fraud? A clone? Her own daughter from the future? And what would happen with him on the other side of the exit point? Would he come back somehow, initiating a new character arc, or stay permanently gone?

Creating detailed character arcs meant, of course, that we totally ignored the rules of the game a lot of the time. They had to be subordinated to the character’s larger story–so no accidental deaths due to bad dice rolls; those were far less meaningful than tragic, pre-planned character deaths which had a lot more emotional meaning. By ignoring the rules at appropriate moments, therefore, we were able to create a much more satisfying story and really lift the campaign out of being a simple game and into being interactive storytelling. (The main game designer later told me he was a bit jealous of the way this campaign operated, which was a big compliment.)

It was a neat experience. A lot of fun for me, and it generated a lot of memories of friendship for me as a young man.

But it’s over now.

Haven’t played in years.

Haven’t found the kind of guys who are interested in that kind of thing, since, and anything else seems like a step down.

I did, a few years ago, toy with the idea of creating a game with rules that were designed to create the kind of campaign we had. Was thinking about having the design based not on rolling dice but on spending and accumulating "story points."

Unfortunately, the only players I knew at the time weren’t interested in that. They wanted to roll dice and kill bad guys.

Oh, well.

Half Done?

Okay, welcome to 2005!

You likely think that this means that the present decade is half over.

Actually, it doesn’t. ‘Member that whole "fake millennium begins in 2000 but real millennium begins in 2001" thing?

Same deal.

The first half of the current decade is 2001-2005, and the second half is 2006-2010 ("The Year We Make Contact"–better study Jupiter while you can, boys!).

Nevertheless, despite calendrical proprieties, in an important psychological sense, decades start as soon as the number in the tens column changes, so the 1960s were from 1960-1969, not 1961-1970. 1970 just can’t be part of the ’60s. Sorry.

So, by that reckoning, we’re half done.

But . . . what decade are we half done with?

This resurrects a question that plagued a lot of people back around 1999: What were we going to call the next decade? We knew, then, that we were living in the ’90s, but what came next? The Nothings? The Zeroes? What?

Some folks had the foresight–or perhaps we should say, the hindsight–to look back at what happened last time this phenomenon happened, between 1900 and 1909. What did people do with that decade?

Actually, they didn’t do anything. They somehow got through the decade without a standardized name for it and, afterwards, managed to not name it anyway. They might talk about specific years–"Back in ’02, ’04, ’08, or whatever"–but the decade as a whole had no name.

It seems we’re in the middle (literally!) of doing the same thing.

We’ve got half way through the decade with no name for it and seem to be doing just fine. When we get to the tens or teens (of the 21st century), we may start calling it "the previous decade," and when we get to the twenties, we may start speaking of "the first decade of this century," a phrase which would be good through 2100 (the last year of this century, ‘member).

Or maybe not.

Who knows?

I just look forward to the time when we’re all old geezers who can upbraid our whipper-snapper grandchildren by telling them things like:

<creaky old-geezer voice>"Why, I remember back in Aught-Five, just after the second President Bush won re-election and the blue staters, who later seceded from the Union and good riddance to ’em, were so consarned mad because of the moral values issue that the red staters were all hopped up about! Don’t they teach you young ‘uns anything in school these days???"</creaky old geezer voice>

They won’t even know what we’re talking about. (Tee-hee! That’s part of the fun of being old!)

What I want to know is: Did people in 1899 stress about what the next decade would be called?