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1) "Honey, We Shrunk Our Geneticists!" . . . Tiny Geneticists Make Corrections To Base-Pair DNA Damage
2) "97 . . . 98 . . . 99 . . . Okay. We have the 99 red balloons for that Nena song."
3) Corpuscles from King Kong Papercut Overwhelm Hong Kong Paramedics.
4) Balloon drops at Communist Party rallies.
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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“4) Balloon drops at Communist Party rallies.”
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