EWTN MP3?

A reader writes:

Do you know if EWTN will someday provide downloads of its Audio Library in MP3 format?  The .ra format is virtually worthless to me.

Yeah, the application that plays the .ra format–RealPlayer–went Darkside on us a number of years ago. It experienced its own anti-purgatory and has been thoroughly evil ever since. I would favor Annihilationism in the case of RealPlayer rather than allowing it to continue to fester and bubble and blaspheme on the Internet.

That being said, you’re in luck!

EWTN ALREADY HAS ITS SHOWS AVAILABLE IN MP3 FOR DOWNLOAD.

They even have podcasts set up.

This applies, at least, to the shows that they produce themselves. Independently-produced shows like Catholic Answers Live are handled by their producers.

In the case of Catholic Answers Live, WE ALREADY HAVE MP3S FOR DOWNLOAD, but we don’t quite have the podcasting feature set up yet. But we hope to soon.

Deus Caritas Est: The Kung Perspective

Been wondering what Hans Kung thinks about Pope Benedict’s new encyclical Deus Caritas Est? Well, there’s a surprise and a no-surprise to report.

The surprise: Kung liked the encyclical and had some positive things to say about it.

"Hans Kueng [sic], who was banned from teaching Catholic theology in 1979, hailed his former university colleague for writing a first encyclical that was ‘solid theological fare’ and ‘not a manifesto of cultural pessimism or restrictive sexual morality.’"

The no-surprise: Kung thinks the Pope’s next encyclical should be based on the Gospel According to Hans Kung.

"[Kung’s] statement, written in their native German language, then said the second encyclical he sought [from Pope Benedict] should show kindness to Catholics who use contraceptives, which the Church bans, or men who leave the priesthood because of mandatory celibacy.

"Kueng asked for more understanding for ‘critical voices in the Church’ and divorced Catholics who remarry and are therefore no longer allowed to receive communion in church.

"His last appeal was for ‘more loving treatment’ for Protestant clerics ‘whose Eucharistic services have been declared invalid.’"

GET THE STORY.

Pourquoi??

SmartinI like Steve Martin, I really do. I was in high school when he broke big on the scene in the mid-seventies. I bought the albums, saw The Jerk in the theater, owned two copies of King Tut. I intentionally bumped into my friends in the hallway, just so I could say "Excu–u-u-u-u-use Me-e-e-e-e-e!!!".

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid is still one of my favorite guilty pleasures when I just feel like wasting some time and giggling. Steve Martin may be one of the few people on the planet who could make the act of brewing coffee genuinely roll-on-the-floor-with-tears-in-your-eyes funny.

Kevin Kline is also a great comic talent. Who can forget his deranged, Nietzche-quoting, Ugly American criminal mastermind wannabe in A Fish Called Wanda? Funny stuff!

And now, they are doing a movie together!

So, why do I have this feeling of dull foreboding? Why do I find even short trailers for the new Pink Panther movie sort of painful to watch? It’s like this movie is radiating it’s badness right through my television.

I haven’t seen the film, so I admit I could be 180 degrees wrong.

I hope I am.

But how often do you need to re-make a classic film? Anyone seen the remake of Gone With The Wind? How about Citizen Kane or A Day at the Races? Good grief… remember The Wiz?

Steve Martin has had enough moments of celluloid brilliance to warrant great respect, but what made him think of taking on Peter Sellers in his most memorable role? Martin is great, but if you look up the phrase "comic genius" in a dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Peter Sellers. He is Clousseau, and Clousseau is Peter Sellers.

I just don’t know if I can bear to watch this new Pink Panther.

This is a job for the Decent Films Guide!

Surely Steven Greydanus will post and tell me that I really am not being fair to the film (not having seen it yet), and that it really can’t be that bad.

Say it ain’t so, Steve!

JPII’s First Miracle?

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In the aftermath of the death of Pope John Paul II, there was a lot of speculation about his "first miracle." One cleric, commenting on CNN during the Pope’s funeral, said it was when Israeli and Arab leaders shook hands during the sign of peace. Many faithful Catholics said that it must have been when Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger was elected as Pope Benedict XVI. These are miracles in the looser sense and don’t count toward sainthood.

Now, though, the Vatican may have found a miracle that could count in the process of canonization for JPII: a nun miraculously cured of Parkinson’s Disease after praying to him for his intercession:

"Monsignor Slawomir Oder, the Catholic Church official in charge of promoting the cause to declare the late Pope a saint of the Church, told Reuters on Monday that an investigation into the healing had cleared an initial probe by doctors.

"Oder said the ‘relatively young’ nun, whom he said he could not identify for now, was inexplicably cured of Parkinson’s after praying to John Paul after his death last April 2.

"’I was moved,’ Oder said in a telephone interview. ‘To think that this was the same illness that destroyed the Holy Father and it also kept this poor nun from carrying out her work.’"

GET THE STORY.

It looks like those who suffer from Parkinson’s Disease now have someone on the fast-track to becoming their patron saint.

Parish Ratings?

A reader writes:

Do you know if there is a website that has a directory of parishes around the country and how they rate with respect to orthodoxy and liturgical fidelity? It would be valuable for people who travel around to determine which parish they should attend.

I know that there’s a lot of demand for this kind of thing, but I don’t know of any that exist. The closest thing I am aware of is MASSTIMES.ORG, which offers basic parish information (like, uh, what times the Masses are) and links to individual parish web sites. I’ve found this to be very helpful, and not only when I’m travelling (e.g., if I just want to know when the Masses are at a particular local parish or when I want to find a parish web site).

There are a number of major problems that would confront somebody actually trying to do a nationwide parish ranking site, though. Among them are these:

  1. The bishops would HATE the site. I mean HATE, HATE, HATE it. And not just the bishops as a whole. I mean EVERY SINGLE BISHOP, NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE BISHOP IS. Partly because nobody likes it when someone publicly points out the weak spots in something they’re responsible form, but also for a bunch of reasons that have nothing to do with the natural human desire not to be criticized. Like these . . .
  2. Who’s doing the evaluating? Unless a multi-millionnaire decides to fund such an initiative, it’s going to have to rely on locals to do the evaluating of their own parishes. But how good will the locals’ estimations be of their parish’s orthodoxy and conformity to liturgical law? Most folks aren’t trained in such matters. Furthermore,
  3. Opinions will differ WIDELY among the people who actually attend the parishes. Some people would rate the parish highly because of the hip, zippy, perky teen guitar Mass with all the hip, zippy, perky teen tunes written by Haugen and Haas and the St. Louis Jesuits that get played there. Others will rate it low for precisely the same reason.
  4. The folks who are most unhappy with the parish might be the ones who would be most motivated to provide data to the site, skewing the ratings low. Or,
  5. If the people who like the parish get involved then there will be battles between them on individual parish pages (possibly starting disputes in the parish).
  6. Some people who have vandettas against their parish or priest or DRE will try to use the system as a way of striking back at their parish.
  7. There will be complaints from parishes about inaccuracies (and non-inaccuracies) on the pages, which at the very least will be a huge administrative headache for the people running the site.
  8. The data will go out of date. I mean, sure St. Paul’s parish used to have a flaky pastor, but that was three years ago, and all the data still reflects things while he was here. Meanwhile, St. Peter’s parish used to have a really great pastor, who has since been replaced by a lemon with a collar.
  9. We’re talking about a HUGE undertaking, given the thousands of parishes
    there are in the country. Further, we’re talking about a project that
    will require an INDEFINITE TIME COMMITMENT from those who run it. Both
    of those mean that real money is likely to be required to run the
    project and make it useful.
  10. Without going into a lot of detail, I can even see the potential for BOTH civil AND canonical actions against the site.
  11. How useful will the site really be? Given challenge #1 (above), the people running the site are likely to be the kind of folks who don’t care what the bishops think about them. This means that they may have some kind of axe of their own to grind, which could harm the usefulness of the site.

This is not to say that such a site couldn’t be done or will never be done. In fact, it’s probably inevitable–given the way that the Internet works–that some people will start a site or sites like this. Heck, we even have sites for tracking individual dollar bills! But how useful and successful the site will be will depend on how well it deals with the above challenges.

Text-To-Speech

Last week I put up a link to an audio file I made out of the pope’s new encyclical, Deus Caritas Est, using a text-to-speech program.

I also suggested on Catholic Answers Live that a person might want to read the Catechism off the Vatican’s web site using such a program to help one get through it.

The result of these actions was that I got a number of requests for info about what program I use, how much it costs, etc.

I’ve blogged about this before, but it seemed opportune to hit this again, so here goes:

The program I use is called TextAloud. It’s produced by the folks at NextUp.Com, and it costs about $30. You can also download a trial verison for free.

One of the nice things about TextAloud is that you can buy different voices to go with it, and some of the voices they have these days are REALLY cool.

The best voices currently are the AT&T Natural Voices, which sound so good that I suspect they are reverse-engineered from individual people. The basic two Natural Voices are known as Crystal and Mike. They come with the pack that you need to order to use Natural Voices. This pack costs $25 or $45 depending on the quality you want the voice to have (8khz vs. 16khz).

Incidentlaly, you can download both TextAloud and the AT&T Natural Voices online from the NextUp site. You don’t have to wait for CDs to ship, so you can be up and running with these programs in next to no time.

Personally, I use AT&T Natural Voice Mike (16khz) most of the time. If you want to hear what he sounds like, listen to THE POPE’S ENCYCLICAL or, if you don’t want to download 17mb then listen to THIS ADAPTATION I DID OF EDGAR ALLEN POE’S "THE RAVEN."

One of the nice things about TextAloud is that the current version integrates a plug-in for the Firefox web browser so that you can have it read web pages without having to copy and paste them into TextAloud. In fact, you can use your cursor to select specific text on a web page so that the program won’t read stuff on the page that you aren’t interested in. (HINT: Have it read the "printer friendly" version of a web page to eliminate even more junk.)

I do this all the time and, in fact, it’s the principal way that I get my news. I have Mike read me a bunch of printer-friendly news stories every day.

TextAloud also will read a file into .mp3 format, and you can control the speed that it does this (it doesn’t do it out loud in this mode, so it can go really, really fast. Mike read the pope’s encyclical to .mp3 in a couple of minutes on my computer, but when you listen to the file it’s like an hour and a half of listening time).

You can then listen to the .mp3 on your computer or your portable player (think: iPod).

Incidentally, if you haven’t yet joined the .mp3 revolution then you should know that you probably already have joined it without realizing it. Y’see: Virtually every computer sold these days already plays .mp3s. Window Media Player, QuickTime, iTunes, RealPlayer (WARNING! Evil software application!), and countless others all play .mp3s. Since virtually every computer sold these days comes with at least one of these programs pre-loaded, you may well have clicked on a web audio link and heard an .mp3 file without even realizing you were listening to one.

Which is a long-winded way of saying: Don’t be intimidated by .mp3s if you haven’t consciously used them yet. Unless you bought your computer back in the Cenozoic Era, you’ve already got what you need to listen to them, so go ahead start using them consciously.

Practice by clicking the above link to "The Raven."

So: Hope that helps, and happy text-to-speech-ing!

Heaven, Hell, And . . . Anti-Purgatory?

Catholic sci-fi/fantasy author Tim Powers (who gave permission to use his name) writes:

What if there’s a sort of Anti-Purgatory at the entry to Hell? I know I always reflexively feel that  I couldn’t ever really be in danger of damnation just because I’m … such a nice guy. In terms of Hell as Lewis fictionally described it in The Great Divorce, for instance, I wouldn’t fit into it. There’s just too much of good in me — amiability, mild generosity, occasional unstressful moral stands — for me to be able to picture myself damned. But —

Purgatory burns out all the last bits of sin and self-love and inclination-toward-evil in saved souls before they enter Heaven, so that what enters is a streamlined, sanctified soul that can sustain the Beatific Vision. What if there’s an Anti-Purgatory before entry into Hell, that strips away all the (never securely attached) bits of sanctity that might cling to a definitively lost soul? — so that what enters Hell is a strripped-down soul that simply no longer has the "nice guy" qualities which the living person had randomly and ad-hoc-ly accumulated?

This may already have been proposed by Origen or Augustine or somebody, or even be dogma, but it never occurred to me before, and I find it a usefully-scary idea!

It’s not a dogma, nor is it a speculation that I recall reading in a theologian’s writings before, but there may be something to this idea. Certainly there’s enough to it that one might want to base a scary story on it (and, apropos of that, I hereby grant Tim Powers license to use anything at all that he wants from this post or based on it, just to clear up any potential copyright concerns in advance).

Lemme talk about hell for a minute, since it’s the state that an anti-purgatory would configure you for.

Folks who haven’t read The Great Divorce should be aware that in this book C. S. Lewis depicts hell as a grey town in which the inhabitants view themselves as good people (certainly not damned people) who are better than the unpleasant environment in which they find themselves. Since they don’t really "fit in" with each other, they  keep moving farther apart.

Frankly, unlike Tim, that actually sounds a little appealling to me. I mean, who wouldn’t want a chance to get away from it all after the hustle and bustle of life and have a chance to really relax? Didn’t God say something about "entering into his rest"? Maybe that’s what he had in mind. It’s a hopeful thought, anyway. Perhaps the city might even have a bus line or something to help people get even further away. I’m sure that there would be demand for a public transit system. Every major metropolitan area needs one of those.

This depiction of hell by Lewis is notable for how different it is from the biblical and traditional images of hell. Those images go like this:

  • Hell is like being excluded from a party that you really wanted to go to and left outside in the darkness.
  • Hell is like being burned alive.
  • Hell is like being sentenced to torture by a king or judge.

These images have been developed in different ways by subsequent Catholic thought.

The first of them, in conjunction with other passages that talk about what heaven is like, has been understood as the mirror image of the Beatific Vision. Those who get into heaven get to be with and behold God (the Beatific Vision), being transformed to be like him. Those who go to hell are deprived of this vision, which is like being shut out of a party that you really, really wanted to go to bad. Theologians have called this the poena damni or "pain of loss."

The second two images (burning and torturing) correspond to what theologians have called the poena sensus or "pain of sense." The precise nature of the poena sensus has been disputed, with many theologians (especially in former days) holding that hell contained fire that was in some sense literal and somehow able to afflict the immaterial souls of the damned even before they reacquire their bodies at the Resurrection.

One thing that all of these images have in common is that they depict the punishments–both the poena damni and the poena sensus–as being inflicted on a person against his will by God, who is represented in parabolic form as a powerful person (a king, a judge, the rich head of a household) with the right to do these things.

Something else that they all have in common is that there is a tension between them and the idea that Deus caritas est. I mean, how do you square the idea that God is love with the idea that he’s going to torture people forever against their will? Many of the sins we commit on earth don’t seem to us to deserve eternal punishment, and many people have such an impoverished knowledge of God through no fault of their own that it seems really hard to imagine that it would be just to burn them alive for all eternity.

Corresponding to this, some have speculated that perhaps only a very tiny, tiny number of people go to hell, but then why are the biblical warnings against hell so strong?

Perhaps just to warn us against it in the strongest possible terms. But perhaps there is another possibility. After all, Jesus tells us that "many" go the road that leads to destruction, while "few" (adults, at least in his pre-Christian day) find the way to life. Maybe there’s another explanation.

Some have said, "Y’know: Scripture is a set of Middle Eastern documents that often use vivid imagery to gesture at spiritual realities. These images don’t necessarily correspond to the spiritual realities in a one-to-one manner. They contain elements that aren’t literal, and they correspond to the spiritual realities in a more general way that operates on a deeper-than-the-surface-of-the-imagery level."

This has led a lot of folks to try and offer an account of hell that retains the underlying principles of the biblical images but that makes it easier to square hell with the idea of a God who is infinitely loving.

The fulcrum of this new interpretation consists in saying that the image of God imposing hell on people against their will is non-literal.

The Middle Eastern environment in which Scripture was written was one in which justice was dispensed by kings and judges who imposed harsh penalties on offenders at the drop of a hat (or turban, as the case may be). In that context, it was natural when thinking of the divine administration of justice, to picture God in a similar manner.

But on some level–these theologians would argue–isn’t hell really a matter of our own choice? I mean, we chose to sin, right? God wouldn’t be sending us to hell if we hadn’t made that choice. So perhaps the images of God imposing punishments from without is really just part of the Middle Eastern framework in which these images were developed. The essential thing is that we have made a choice not to go to heaven, not to be with God–to reject him fundamentally.

Hell thus gets reconceptualized as just the natural outworking of our own choice. We have chosen not to be with God, and he lets us make that choice, though it is not a pleasant one for those who make it.

The poena damni, which everyone already regarded as the essential pain of hell, is thus further accentuated, and the poena sensus gets re-interpreted as the natural consequences of the choice to abandon God (perhaps as some kind of inner, psychic torment the damned impose on themselves)–as some in Church history have always interpreted it. (For example, some historically have interpreted the image of burning as being the torments of a guilty conscience, though this has not been the majority position.)

There is considerable room for speculation on hell and what it is like. The Church really hasn’t determined much in this area. But it has in recent times emphasized hell as self-exclusion from heaven. The Catechism states: "To die in mortal sin without repenting and accepting God’s
merciful love means remaining separated from him for ever by our own free
choice. This state of definitive self-exclusion from communion with God and the
blessed is called ‘hell’" (CCC 1033).

Now let’s talk about anti-purgatory.

The Church has also determined that hell begins immediately upon death in mortal sin. The Catechism states: "Immediately after death the souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin
descend into hell" (CCC 1035).

At first glance, this might seem to preclude the possibility of an anti-purgatory, but not necessarily. The point is that people who die in mortal sin begin suffering the consequences of separation from God immediately, not that they reach their final state of punishment in an instant. In other words, they don’t get a respite from suffering until the Last Day. They start experiencing the consequences of being excluded from God’s presence immediately, but there could be a process involved in what happens to them.

Those in purgatory are already linked to God by dying in his friendship, and many have held that they already experience tremendous joy through their union with God, even though there is a process that must take place for them to enter the full glory of heaven.

If this is true of those rising into heaven, it might be true of those sinking into hell: Though they already suffer from the loss of God’s presence, there is a process that must take place before they experience the full consequences of their sins.

And just as those who are heaven-bound are losing the last bits of evil clinging to their souls, those who are hell-bent may be losing the last bits of good clinging to them.

The difference might be that the Church–with its focus on heaven and how to get there–has devoted more attention to fleshing out the theology of the former rather than the latter.

In talks on purgatory, I’ve sometimes said that purgatory is the cloak room of heaven–the place where you get spiffed up before you’re ushered into the throne room. Anti-purgatory might then be conceived of as the cloak room of hell–the place where all that nasty good is brushed or scrubbed (or amputated) off of you before you’re brought in to meet the Lord of the Pit.

I’d like to mention another possibility here as well: Suppose that the re-conceptualization of hell in terms of self-exclusion isn’t the only way of looking at the matter. Suppose that there is an element by which God is active rather than passive in bringing about the state of damnation for those who have chosen it. It seems to me that an anti-purgatorial process could play a useful role here.

One of the things that we’re given to understand is that, when we get our just deserts, it will be obvious that the deserts are just (at least if we’re among the right-thinking at that point). This is something about which we might be confused in this life since everyone we meet seems to be a mixture of good and evil and it’s hard to tell under all that mixture what fundamental choice a person has made.

There are people who outwardly seem to have made a fundamental choice to sin, but they have really inwardly chosen redemption. (A number of such folks showed up at Jesus’ dinner parties.) Similarly, there are folks who outwardly seem to have chosen holiness but who are inwardly evil. (Jesus had a few things to say about them, too.)

Part of God’s judgment will be publicly clarifying where everyone stands, and purgatory and anti-purgatory may play a role in that. Purgatory burns away all the schmutz on a person who has a heart of gold, while anti-purgatory burns away all the glitter on a person with a heart of obsidian.

Once all the masks and all of the clutter have been cleared away from someone so that we can see what he really is on the inside–a being of gold or a being of obsidian–it will be a lot clearer why the person deserves the fate he does, and why it’s fair for the person to experience that fate permanently. Golden beings remain golden beings and so deserve eternal light. Obsidian beings remain obsidian beings and so deserve eternal darkness. These two kinds of beings deserve to experience what they fundamentally are (or, rather, what they fundamentally chose to make themselves), and the great purification has made that obvious.

A question that remains is, if there is an anti-purgatory, specifically what is the nature of the good that it removes from one?

There are two kinds of good: supernatural good and natural good. The first consists of good that is oriented toward God in some way–specifically things like faith, hope, and charity. The second consists of every other kind of good–not just justice, temperance, fortitude, and prudence,  but also things like being strong, being smart, and being beautiful.

The one thing that anti-purgatory can’t burn out of you is true charity (supernatural love of God). If you had that when you died then you would have died in a state of grace (charity is biconditional with the state of grace) and so you would have gone to heaven (or at least to true purgatory). Charity is the one thing that anti-purgatory couldn’t remove from you.

But any other form of good it could remove. If you died with faith (but not charity) then anti-purgatory could remove faith (belief in what God says because God says it) from you. If you died with hope (but not charity) then anti-purgatory could remove hope (trust in God for the means of salvation) from you. If you died with some measure of the cardinal virtues (justice, prudence, temperance, fortitude), then anti-purgatory could remove those from you. If you died with other good qualities (intelligence, strength, beauty) then anti-purgatory could remove them.

This is not to say that anti-purgatory might not perversely strengthen certain aspects of you. For example, suppose that you were intelligent and strong but also gentle and compassionate. If you die in mortal sin then anti-purgatory might strip you of the gentlenesss and compassion and leave you wicked smart and wicked strong–a better machine of evil than you ever were in life.

Or it might just strip you of the compassion, leaving you smart and strong and able to be gentle when the situation calls for it (so as better to hoodwink others). That’d make you an even better servant of evil.

The more good you have in you (the more virtues you have except charity) the more potentially destructive you can be.

You might even have a form of natural love that just isn’t the supernatural love of God. For example, in the parable of Lazarus and the Rich Man (which has classically been understood such that the Rich Man is in hell; and if I remember correctly the Catechism understands it this way also), the Rich Man has natural love for his brothers who are on earth and not yet in a state of damnation; he just doesn’t have the supernatural love of God that would have saved him. He wants his brothers on earth to be saved for some natural reason–because he doesn’t want them to suffer, for example.

St. Thomas also envisions a kind of preparatory love that proceeds true charity. One thus might have a kind of natural love for God that hasn’t been elevated by grace into the concern for pleasing God for his own sake (e.g. just a desire to please God to get goodies from him).

Any or all of these might hypothetically be present in the damned, and thus might be left in one experiencing anti-purgatory, leading to all kinds of dramatic possibilities for stories.

Perhaps under the right circumstances people at different stages in the loss-of-good process might be allowed to act externally, leading to interesting dramatic complications in situations involving people who have experienced different good-ectomy surgeries. Some might still have relatively high amounts of good in them, while others have been configured more closely to His Satanic Majesty’s image.

A person with relatively more good left in them might even betray–for a non-true-charity reason–someone with less good in them.

Fascinating stuff!

Incidentally, if you’re looking for a nice, Latin-sounding name for anti-purgatory, you might consider perditory or perditorium (from perditor = that which destroys or ruins), though if that’s too close to "perdition" (a standard reference to hell) then you might consider putresory or putresorium (from putor = rot) or putrefactory or putrefactorium (from putrefactor = that which causes rot/putresence).

BTW, for those not familiar with Tim Powers,

CHECK OUT THIS INTERVIEW WITH HIM ON IGNATIUS INSIGHT and

CHECK OUT HIS BOOKS.

Blessings, Money, And Friendship

A reader writes:

My husband (who is a fundamentalist) came home from work the other day and proclaimed that his "co-worker"  is going to "bless us with a bunch of money".   Right off the bat, I had a problem with that phrase.  "bless us with money?!

Here’s the story on the "blessing"–

This woman has an illness of the brain, and requires expensive surgeries, and medicine daily. She sued the Dr. for millions. She says she  prayed about what to do with these millions, and she said that she wanted to bless her friends –one of them being my husband–with this money.  They want to pay off all debt we owe on our house, they want to buy us both new vehicles, build us a new house, and whatever else we may need.  I feel that this money should be used for her health problems, and the money that she has been "blessed with" that she has left over should be given to her favorite charity or her church. 

I told my husband that they were not going to "bless me" with their  money.  I don’t want it, and money is not a blessing to me.   

Since he is a fundmentalist, I need to give him a reason from the Bible why I don’t want to take their "blessing of money".

Can other people give "blessings" such as this??  I just find it absurd to put the 2 words in the same phrase–"money" and "blessing" (from a lawsuit)……..hmmmmm.

I’m afraid that I don’t have a Bible verse sprining to mind at the moment, but I’ll give you what help I can.

I think that there are two issues here. The first is the issue you
raise with the phrase about blessing people with money. The second is
whether you should actually take the money.

It seems to me that the first issue is something about which one does
not need to scruple. Although the word "blessing" frequently has
religious overtones, it can also simply mean doing something good for
someone. In this case it seems likely that the woman feels that God
has blessed her (done a good thing for her) and that she wishes to
share this blessing with others (by doing a good thing for them). This
is a natural and, in itself, a healthy impulse. If, for example, we
feel that God has given us a good thing (knowledge of the true faith,
for instance) and we want to share it with others then that is good.

Having money is a good thing, after all, and wanting to share that with others is also a good thing. We call it generosity.

I don’t think that the woman is likely to mean that she is bestowing
God’s blessings on us in the capacity that a priest of the Catholic
Church would. That is a different matter. It seems more likely to me
that she just wants to share what God has brought into her life so
that it can benefit others.

(There is the question about how she got the money, but that’s a whole other subject that is her business and that we need not address here since I have no facts about the case and cannot make any determination one way or another.)

I therefore wouldn’t scruple about the blessing language she’s using
to articulate this desire.

That is an entirely separate question about whether you should accept
the money or other goods bought with it.

If it is true that the woman needs the money to take care of her own
medical needs then that it what the money should really be spent on.
She should not reduce her supply of money to the point that she can no
longer care for her medical needs.

That being said, it’s her money, and she can spend it as she chooses,
though you and your husband do not have to accept it if you feel that
she is spending it unwisely and should be kept for her own future
medical needs.

It is also possible that the amount of money that she now has is in
excess of what she will realistically need for medical purposes. In
that case, it is still her money and she can spend it as she chooses.
If she wants to give some to her church or a charity, that is her
choice. If she wants to give some to friends, that is also her choice,
as it is the choice of the friends whether they wish to accept it.

Here we come to a very significant point: Even if someone did not need
the money–or a certain part of the money–for medical purposes that
does not mean that it is at all wise to simply give it to friends.

Money has a way of warping and poisoning friendships–especially large
sums of money.

Friendship presupposes a kind of mutuality, where both friends make
equal contributions to the friendship. As long as things are kept on
that basis, the friendship does well. For example, "You picked up the
check at the restaurant last time, so I’ll get it this time," "You
paid to travel out here and visit me, so I’ll pay your daily expenses
while you’re here." As long as friends are making comparable
contributions (financial, emotional, etc.) to the relationship then it
does well.

But when one partner makes contributions that are dramatically less
than the other then the mutuality that is the basis of the friendship
is destroyed. This can occur, for example, when one friend make no
effort to "keep up his end" of the friendship emotionally (e.g., never
being the one to pick up the phone and say "hi"). It also can occur
when one friend makes a large monetary gift to the other friend, who
has no ability or foreseeable ability to reciprocate in kind.

It’s not the same as giving a friend a short-term loan to help out in
a tight spot (though even that is quite risky and usually
ill-advised). Nor is it the same as buying something from a friend (in
that case you have received something of comparable worth). Nor is it
the same as leaving money to a friend in your will (in which case you
obviously expect to receive no compensation or consideration for the
gift).

Instead, giving a large gift of money (or a very expensive item) to a
friend will unbalance the mutuality of the friendship.

This will make the recipient of the gift feel the need to make even
greater contributions to the friendship in order to re-balance the
situation. (E.g., So-and-so gave me a house, so I really need to do
things to make him happy since I can’t repay him in money.) The
recipient will feel a need to go out of his way to please, or avoid
displeasing, his benefactor. And in time these greater efforts that the recipient feels driven to make–which are really attempts to re-balance the relationship through non-monetary contributions–will begin
to wear on him.

He will find himself enjoying the benefactor’s
presence less and less and may even start avoiding him just to avoid
the feeling that he needs to go out of his way to please this person.

All the way through this he is also likely to feel fear that he will
displease the benefactor, and the fear will also harm the friendship. We’re not afraid of our friends.

In a parallel fashion, even though the benefactor began with the best
of intentions, he will begin to feel the new sense of obligation, too.
He will also feel that the mutuality of the friendship has been
unbalanced and that the recipient should do things to re-balance it.
For example: "Look at what we’ve done for them. Why don’t they invite
us over more?" or "How could they go and sell that car we bought
them?" or "Why are they letting that house we bought for them get
messy and run-down?"

Since the two parties can no longer look at each other the same way,
the situation may become tense enough that eventually they start
resenting and avoiding each other and the friendship is over and the two parties think of each other only with pain or regret.

For all of these reasons, the best way to promote a friendship is to
keep it mutual, with both parties making comparable contributions, and the
best way to kill a friendship is to have one party start making
contributions that are vastly disproportionate to the other’s.

The situation is even worse when one party wants to make a large
contribution to the other put also wants to put strings on it (e.g.,
we want to give you a bunch of money but then tell you how to spend
it). When a gift is given between friends–or between anybody–it has
to be without strings. You have to let go of the gift that you are
giving, because if you attach strings to it then those strings will
end up choking the friendship. They will grate on the recipient and
lead to eventual disappointment on the part of the giver.

It therefore seems to me that if this person is a friend of yours, you
would be very well advised not to accept major gifts of money or
expensive goods from them.

There is even a danger here of being
propelled into a lifestyle that you would be unable to afford in the
long-term. (E.g., paying the taxes or upkeep on these things, or relaxing your financial discipline in the wake of a huge wealth in-flow and winding up with crushing debts, or feeling that you’ve got to go out and buy all new and better stuff to decorate the new and better house.)

If your friend really wanted to bless people financially then it seems
to me that the way to do it would be to wait until she has passed on–when
all her medical bills are paid–and then leave whatever money is left
over to friends, relatives, churches, and charities in her will.

You may not or may not be able to express that to her tactfully, but
there is certainly language that can be used to turn down a gift that
is too generous–e.g., "That’s *too* generous! We *really* appreciate
it, but we couldn’t accept that."

Hope this helps!

Okay, This Is REALLY Creepy

ScorpionY’know those southwestern paperweights that have scorpions encased in clear acrylic?

I used to have one of those when I was a boy.

It was cool, but creepy, having that scorpion there under the plastic–looking like it was poised to strike.

I’ll probably buy one again next time I run across one–probably at a place that sells knick-knacks in the desert southwest.

But I’ll make sure not to break it open.

Why?

You may have a LIVE scorpion on your hands.

Y’see: There were these paleontologiests in Utah (a rich site of dinosaur fossils) who were encasing a dinosaur fossil in plaster, and apparently they also encased a live scorpion in the plaster.

Flash forward fifteen months and they’re taking the plaster off the dinosaur fossil (with jackhammers), and out of one of the cracks wriggled the trapped scorpion.

It had been in there for over a year without food (insects), water, or air. (Well, maybe a little air was trapped in or seeped through the plaster.)

Turns out that scorpions can do this kind of thing. EXCERPT:

Scorpions, which eat insects, are capable of surviving for months without feeding or moving in a sleep period known as diapause, said Richard Baumann, a Brigham Young University zoologist.

Interestingly, a form of diapause also occurs in mammals, though only at the embryonic stage.

In any event, the scorpion thing is creepy, okay?

That’s a picture of the little guy who survived–at the bottom of a bucket after he was freed from the plaster.

He was later set free to go live out the remainder of his interrupted scorpion life in the wild.

Now, maybe the odds are low of getting and breaking an acrylic paperweight with a live scorpion in it.

But I’m not taking any chances.

GET THE STORY.

Incidentally, this puts a WHOLE new light on those SCORPION SUCKERS. Imagine what could happen while you’re licking one of THOSE!

Yeah, Okay, Big Surprise.

Jackson_in_bahrainHere is a picture from Bahrain.

The person in the middle is wearing the standard, total-covering clothing traditionally worn by Bahraini women.

A mother out for a stroll with her children?

Then why is the child on the right wearing a black head covering?

That’s not traditional.

So what’s going on here?

It’s the latest in the bizarre permutations of American pop star Michael Jackson–who is known for putting face-concealing coverings over his children in public.

He’s a real freakazoid.

I mean, the kind you don’t take home to mother. (Or get within a hundred yards of, yourself.)

For years there have been jokes that Jackson, an African American male, decided that he wanted to become a caucasian female for some reason.

Now it looks like he’s decided to become a Middle Eastern woman instead.

I don’t know how well that will go over in the Middle Eastern environs where Jackson has recently ensconced himself.

We’ll have to see what happens.

In the meantime,

GET THE STORY.

We need to pray for this guy.

And his children.