Live From Titan–IN COLOR!

Y’know how in all the TV shows that were on in the mid-1960s (Gilligan’s Island, Bewitched, etc.) there was a transition made from filiming in black and white to filming in color? It was customary to add a tag line "In Color!" after the switch was made, to encourage people to go out and buy those new-fangled, blurry color television sets.

Well, the boys at NASA have now added color to their images of Titan, based on spectral analysis of the chemical composition of what the Huygens lander is snapping pictures of.

Bear in mind, that if you were on the surface of Titan, you wouldn’t see these colors. It’s too dark. At that distance, the sun itself is "a cold-hearted orb that rules the night, and robs the colors from our sight. Red is grey and yellow white," but the boys at NASA decide what is  right, and what is an illusion.

Here’s an image colorized for what Titan would look like if you shone very powerful bright lights on it (and in which, NASA explains, the two rock-like objects below the center of the picture are about 6 inches and 1.5 inches across, respecively):

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DAILY PLANET: Today Saturn Girl of the Legion of Super-Heroes released a statement saying, "I am very gratified that the boys at NASA have released photos of my homeworld, Titan, that better convey to the public the visual impression it makes on eyes properly accustomed to the dark. Now can some optometrist here on Earth help me replenish my supply of super-pupil-contracting fluid?"

MORE SATURN SYSTEM PHOTOS.

July 1, 2004 Show

More results from the volunteer program (Try It!).

A special holler out to Adam Nolte for doing the July 2004 shows!

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Highlights.

  • What is the nature of the Holy Spirit and what is the proof from Scripture?
  • Scriptural proof of the existance of both particular and general judgements?
  • The Assumption: before or after the death of Mary?
  • Veil wearing by women at Mass?
  • Is it ok to hold hands during the Our Father at Mass?
  • Who was Melchizedek?
  • What does it mean to "bear our cross" or "bear the cross of others"?
  • Is the pronoun "you" plural in Greek when Jesus gives Peter the Keys in Mt 16?  How about the similar passage in Mt 18?
  • What if one were to die while living with one with whom he/she has been remarried outside of the Church while waiting for an annulment to process?
  • What happened to the saints who were raised at the time of Jesus’ death, and was St. Joseph one of them?
  • Should one use insurance from an employer who supports an abortion provider?
  • Who wrote the book of Revelation?

Titanic Photos!

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The Huygens probe has returned the first photos from the surface of Saturn’s largest moon (and the solar system’s largest moon), Titan.

KEWL!

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The Daily Planet reports: Saturn Girl of the 30th century Legion of Super Heroes, and a native of Titan, told reporters: "It may look like just a lot of rocks right now, but in the 30th century it will be the home of one of the most technologically-advanced, telepathic societies in the galaxy. Watch us grow!"

Enterprise Update

Okay, it’s mid-January now, so the new shows are starting up again after the Christmas re-run season.

Last night Star Trek Enterprise fired up its warp engines again and delivered an interesting episode.

Unlike the three-episode mini-arcs that it’s been working this season–arcs that allow it to tell bigger, more ambitious stories–this one was a standalone episode, but it will have a significant place in the Star Trek mythos.

The reason is that, even though it wasn’t a multi-episode story like others this season, it did do something that seems to be part of the mission of Enterprise’s season four: Fill in missing pieces of the Star Trek mythos.

The previous story had dealt with a civil war on Vulcan that led to the evolution of the Vulcans we know and love from The Original Series. In this week’s episode, we see the broader social revolution starting to spread.
That’s not the hole in the mythos that this episode fills, though. It’s something else.

Star Trek has always had a number of pieces of magical technology, the two chief ones being warp drive and the transporter. Over time, we met, learned about, and got to know the creator of warp drive, Zephram Cochrane. We’ve never had the pleasure with the creator of the transporter, though.

Until now.

This week’s Enterprise episode features a guest appearance by Dr. Emory Erickson, the heretofore-unnamed father of the transporter.

Like Zephram Cochrane, he is a flawed genius. He arrives on the ship with plans for a transporter so powerful that it could make starships obsolete (something that we know from previous Star Trek series was a technology that at least one alien civilization had). But he’s also carrying with him a secret.

That secret has to do with his son, and it’s no coincidence that this episode is titled Daedalus.

In the end, the episode turns in a poignant story of a father and his loss.

It’s not a planet-shaking story, but it’s touching nonetheless.

And it’s another piece of the puzzle.

If you missed it, it’ll be on this Sunday night on UPN.

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I'm Going To Have To Figure This Out

Would you expect to find languages using a form of the verb "to go" to express intention? . . . or a form of the verb "to have" to express obligation?

Well, English does. In fact, you just read a sentence (the title of this post) where forms of those words appear in those senses.

They’re somewhat strange senses. Consider:

  1. I am going to Rome.
  2. I am going to visit Rome.
  3. I am going to study now.

In the first sentence the verb "go" has its normal, literal sense of moving from one place to another. In the last sentence it clearly has a metaphorical meaning. You may be sitting in the chair where you plan to study when you say it and may not be physically going anywhere at all. The middle sentence is actually using the same metaphorical sense as the last one, but you may not have noticed it since the topic under discussion was a visit, which would involve moving from one place to another.

Now consider:

  1. I have a book
  2. I have a headache.
  3. I have to study now.

In the first sentence the verb "have" is in its original, literal meaning of possessing a physical object. In the last sentence it has a clearly metaphorical meaning that speaks of an obligation (to study now) as if it were a physical object that could be possessed. The middle sentence also involves a metaphorical sense since headaches are not physical objects that can be possessed, though this is somewhat masked since "a headache" is more obviously a noun phrase than "to study now" is (though, in actuality, "to study now" is a noun phrase since it is based on the infinitive "to study" and infinitives are verbal nouns).

Pretty weird, huh? There’s no necessary connection between the verb and the metaphor that is built out of it. That’s not to say that there is no logic in basing the metaphors on these verbs, it’s just that there is no necessity that the words be used in these metaphorical ways. We could not, for example, substitute synonyms for these verbs and have the resulting metaphors sound normal at all:

  1. I am travelling to study now. (When you’re sitting in the chair where you intend to study)
  2. I possess to study now.

Nor could you do the reverse:

  1. I intend to Rome.
  2. I am obligated a book.

With no requirement for "go" and "have" to bear the metaphorical meanings that English ascribes to them, most langauges (at least most languages I’ve studied) do not do this. To express intent and obligation they either use special words (their equivalents of "intend," "obligated," "must," etc.) or they may put the verb in a special mood. In any event, they don’t do what English does.

Imagine my surprise when I found a language that does.

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I’m Going To Have To Figure This Out

Would you expect to find languages using a form of the verb "to go" to express intention? . . . or a form of the verb "to have" to express obligation?

Well, English does. In fact, you just read a sentence (the title of this post) where forms of those words appear in those senses.

They’re somewhat strange senses. Consider:

  1. I am going to Rome.
  2. I am going to visit Rome.
  3. I am going to study now.

In the first sentence the verb "go" has its normal, literal sense of moving from one place to another. In the last sentence it clearly has a metaphorical meaning. You may be sitting in the chair where you plan to study when you say it and may not be physically going anywhere at all. The middle sentence is actually using the same metaphorical sense as the last one, but you may not have noticed it since the topic under discussion was a visit, which would involve moving from one place to another.

Now consider:

  1. I have a book
  2. I have a headache.
  3. I have to study now.

In the first sentence the verb "have" is in its original, literal meaning of possessing a physical object. In the last sentence it has a clearly metaphorical meaning that speaks of an obligation (to study now) as if it were a physical object that could be possessed. The middle sentence also involves a metaphorical sense since headaches are not physical objects that can be possessed, though this is somewhat masked since "a headache" is more obviously a noun phrase than "to study now" is (though, in actuality, "to study now" is a noun phrase since it is based on the infinitive "to study" and infinitives are verbal nouns).

Pretty weird, huh? There’s no necessary connection between the verb and the metaphor that is built out of it. That’s not to say that there is no logic in basing the metaphors on these verbs, it’s just that there is no necessity that the words be used in these metaphorical ways. We could not, for example, substitute synonyms for these verbs and have the resulting metaphors sound normal at all:

  1. I am travelling to study now. (When you’re sitting in the chair where you intend to study)
  2. I possess to study now.

Nor could you do the reverse:

  1. I intend to Rome.
  2. I am obligated a book.

With no requirement for "go" and "have" to bear the metaphorical meanings that English ascribes to them, most langauges (at least most languages I’ve studied) do not do this. To express intent and obligation they either use special words (their equivalents of "intend," "obligated," "must," etc.) or they may put the verb in a special mood. In any event, they don’t do what English does.

Imagine my surprise when I found a language that does.

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A Different Kind Of "Love Bombing"

No, not the "love bombing" that Mormons and some Evangelicals do–whereby a person is so surrounded by expressions of love, affection, and friendship that they are pressured to join a religious organization.

The Pentagon apparently considered love bombing of a wholly different and more literal kind: A chemical weapon designed to induce an irresistible (and unnatural) amorous state among enemy troops and thereby disrupt their morale and operations.

And this was just one of the weird chemical weapons that was considered.

GET THE BIZARRE STORY.

Personally, I don’t have a problem with the halitosis bad-guy marker.

‘Course, hitting them with indelible dye in water balloons might do almost as well.

A Different Kind Of “Love Bombing”

No, not the "love bombing" that Mormons and some Evangelicals do–whereby a person is so surrounded by expressions of love, affection, and friendship that they are pressured to join a religious organization.

The Pentagon apparently considered love bombing of a wholly different and more literal kind: A chemical weapon designed to induce an irresistible (and unnatural) amorous state among enemy troops and thereby disrupt their morale and operations.

And this was just one of the weird chemical weapons that was considered.

GET THE BIZARRE STORY.

Personally, I don’t have a problem with the halitosis bad-guy marker.

‘Course, hitting them with indelible dye in water balloons might do almost as well.

666 Reader Roundup

Down yonder, some reader write as follows:

READER A: Jesus also said he would return soon. Are you a preterist?

Yes, I tend to be a preterist when it comes to Revelation (meaning: a person who thinks that most of the book applies to the beginning of Church history). I explain the fact that Jesus said he was coming soon by one of two possibilities:

(a) Scripture often speaks of God "coming" in vengeance but without meaning that he will be physically coming. Perhaps (since Jesus is God) this applies to a non-physical "coming" of Jesus in vengeance that occurred early in Church history (e.g., the destruction of Jerusalem).

(b) The standard "A days is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as a day to God, so ‘soon’ is hard to interpret" reply.

I lean toward the former possibility. In any event, Revelation indicates that before there will be a big long period of time (the Millennium, which is not necessarily only a thousand years) before the end of the world and the Second Coming. Typically of Catholics, I think we are now living in that period, which corresponds to most of Church history. We are now in the period of Revelation 20:1-10, and I think the material before chapter 20 thus applies to the early part of Church history.

READER B: I think I read in one of Scott Hahn’s book that 666 could also refer to St. Solomon.

I would be surprised if Scott said that. Sometimes people link 666 with Solomon because it is once mentioned that he had 666 talents of gold a year (1 Kings 10:14 and 2 Chronicles 9:13). This seems to have no symbolic significance and is just a coincidence (like many things in Scripture). In any event, the beast of Revelation 13 clearly was an individual living in Church history (as he persecutes Christians) and not Solomon, who lived centuries earlier.

READER C: In an old Bible of an old parish priest, 666 is explained like this :
7 is the perfect number and  so 6 (7-1) is the number of what is unperfect…
3 is the nuber of God…
So 666 is the number of "what is unperfect" trying to be called God, to usupt his title…
Is it a correct interpretation ?

I’ve heard this suggested, but it seems rather speculative to me. Maybe it’s what’s happening in the text, but maybe not. The obvious alternative number to 666 (the name of the beast) is not 777 but 888 (the name of Jesus). This explanation sounds more like an attempt to reason based on broader number symbolism, while the real explanation may simply be that 666 and 888 simply were the numbers of Nero’s and Jesus’ names. (Though that in itself may be a matter of Providence.)

READER D: it seems the Nero interpretation has the strongest arguments in its
favor, even if I don’t really find it convincing. (One weakness is that
Revelation was written in Greek, not Aramaic, and there’s no hint that
St. John meant us to dig beneath the Greek language for an Aramaic
subsoil to solve the 666 puzzle.) I’m not even sure St. John expected
his first readers to recognise the number of the Beast’s name, though
that would seem to make sense too.

I agree that the connection is not a certainty, though I think it’s stronger than what you seem to think, at least given the remaining contents of the book. I also am not that disturbed by the fact that Aramaic issue. (a) It may not have been written in Greek, as the Greek of the book is notoriously barbarous. It may be an unpolished translation of an Aramaic original, as far as I know. (b) If you’re an Aramaic speaker and it’s hit you that "Caesar Nero" is 666 then you may want to use that fact because of the triple that is present in the number. The triple makes it seem more significant than 557, which is what "Caesar Nero" is in Greek. (c) John may have been such a poor Greek speaker that he might not have known how to calculate name numbers in Greek. He may have been relying on someone else to help him with the Greek for Revelation but did the number calculation in his native language. (d) John does warn the reader that it takes understanding to figure out the number. Perhaps the Aramaic issue is part of what he’s thinking of.

Also, by e-mail, a reader writes:

READER E: I was reading your inof on the net regarding false prophets and was very interested in what you had to say regarding "Nero Caesar", a couple of questions came to mind while I was reading. The first was that you made no mention of the mark (666) of the beast on the right hand or forehead as well as the mortal wound, I’m thinking that the mortal wound may not be a literal wound, however; I’m wondering about the mark, can you shed some light on this for me.  Thanks

In my opinion, the symbolism of having the number on the right hand or on the head is likely to be understood as either a symbol of loyalty to the Roman state or (more likely) participation in the cult of emperor worship.

As to the head wound, I suspect that this also may not be literal. Many have thought that it’s an expression of the myth that sprang up after Nero’s death that he wasn’t really dead and would one day return and take his revenge (much like there were rumors after World War II that Hitler wasn’t dead).

I don’t like that interpretation, though, and I think it may refer to a number of things.

An intriguing possibility is that it is meant to allude to the previous emperor Caligula, who was mad, vicious, and who demanded to be worshipped as a god–and who was assassinated by his own guards. It may be that the revival of the beast is symbolic of Nero’s rise after Caligula (with the reign of Claudius between them). In other words: The evil (symbolized as a beast) that everybody thought had died in Caligula came back in the form of Nero.

It’s a thought, anyway.

 

October 28, 2004 Show

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Highlights:

  • Should bishops be directly advising Catholics to vote for Pro-Life candidates?
  • Is it correct to ask departed souls and unborn children for their
    intercession?
  • Can a present prayer affect a past event?
  • Is everyone who is not part of the Catholic Church doomed to hell?
  • Countering the Protestant notion of "once saved, always saved."
  • How do we know that the gates of Heaven were closed until Christ’s
    death?  Where
    does the Bible teach that Christ preached to the dead?
  • Must Catholics register at a parish?
  • Does disagreement with a small number of Church teachings preclude
    one from entering the Church?
  • Are financial concerns the only factor preventing the Church in
    America from abandoning its non-profit status?
  • Inviting political candidates to speak from the pulpit: Protestant
    vs. Catholic approaches.
  • What in the Catholic Church’s biblical basis for purgatory?
  • How does civil divorce affect one’s ability to receive the Eucharist?