The Deer Departed

FsdeerI almost passed right over this story in a list of today’s headlines, but I thought I would check it out.
After all, "Man Bites Dog" is one thing, but "Man Kills Deer in House with Bare Hands" is another.

So I followed the link to ABC News and was interested to read that it was an Arkansas man… dateline Bentonville! This was a hometown boy!

Apparently, the deer (a buck) crashed through a window into a bedroom of the man’s house, where it proceeded to freak out, kick alot and bleed all over.
Until the man, Wayne Goldsberry, broke it’s neck.
Ugghh.

Of course, he had the right to handle it however he thought best, but I do wish he could have just shooed the animal out the back door. I’m thinking I also might have just closed the bedroom door and called animal control.

In fact, I KNOW that’s what I would do.

I wasn’t there, however, and if the deer was going nuts and doing alot of damage… well, a man might hafta crack some vertebrae. I’m just glad it wasn’t me in there with the beast. They do have antlers, and those bucks can be murderous during mating season. One of the deputies at the scene observed of Mr. Goldsberry,

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for awhile.".

According to the article, bucks will sometimes charge at their own reflection, which is probably what happened in this case.  It’s too bad the deer had to die, though.

To make us all feel better, I have posted a Far Side cartoon of deer who are just playing dead.

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An Angel’s Perspective

Recently I had the chance to view things from an angel’s perspective.

No, I haven’t received any divine visions. This was the viewpoint of an entirely earthly angel.

Lemme ‘splain:

I go square dancing.

At least, I do sometimes, though it’s been a while. I decided to brush up my skills, though, by re-taking a class.

This involves more than you might think, because Modern Western Square Dancing is THE MOST SOPHISTICATED form of folkdance on planet Earth. It’s a ton of fun, but it also takes a good while to learn.

To help beginners along, square dance clubs typically include experienced members in the dances for beginning classes. It makes it MUCH, MUCH easier for the beginners to figure out what to do if they’re dancing with folks who already know what’s going on.

These more experienced dancers, in square dancing lingo, are called "angels."

And that’s what I’m currently serving as.

I’ve already been through a typical square dance program, so even though I’m a bit rusty, I can still be a help to beginners.

When I went this week, I was very pleasantly suprised at how reflexive it all still was for me.

Square dancing is a skill that is stored in a different part of the brain than where you keep propositional knowledge. Thus, as you learn how to do it, it becomes reflexive. You KNOW what to do instinctively, even if it would require you to think a bit to figure out how to put it into words.

After you’ve started to internalize it, it’s amazing to simply hear the caller name a particular move and you INSTICTIVELY start to do it, even if you’re not sure what the next part of the move is.

The closest analog I can think of is saying a prayer out loud as part of a group. Once you’ve internalized the prayer, you know how to say it even if you can’t (for the moment) remember what’s coming up in the prayer and even if you couldn’t say the prayer by yourself, only as part of a group.

That’s what square dancing is like.

If the caller says "Star through!" or "California twirl!" or "Send her back, Dixie style!" or "Sides face. . . . Grand square!" your body feels pulled to make the appropriate moves even if you could never articulate what those are and even don’t remember the later ones as you’re beginning the move.

It’s really surprising.

At least, that’s the way it works if you’re at angel-level. If you’re a beginner, you still have to think through the moves that the caller has just taught you. As you get more "floor time," the moves become reflexive–just as with any other skill.

It’s kind of like C. S. Lewis’s remark about how you at first have to learn your fixed prayers by rote memorization and it’s after you’ve done that that you’re truly liberated in prayer to think about the meaning instead of just the words.

If I remember correctly, Lewis may even have made an analogy to dancing and moving from the watching your feet stage to the experienced, graceful stage.

Why Does Bill Gates Lie To Me Like I’m Montel Williams?

Xp_lies_2I mean, does he think I’m Montel Williams or something?

If now, why would he lie to me like this?

You see that "Updates are ready for your computer" balloon?

I hate those. They pop up annoying ALL THE STINKING TIME–unless you tell the system to simply STOP alerting you when updates for the OS are ready.

The TOTALLY IDIOTIC thing is that they pop up even when there AIN’T any updates ready for your computer!

Like in this case.

I mean, an update had JUST BEEN INSTALLED, so it was completely up to date unless Microsoft released a new update in the last few minutes.

Only that’s not what’s causing this balloon to pop up.

How do I know?

Because the computer IS NOT ON THE INTERNET. In fact, the cable to the Internet ISN’T EVEN PLUGGED IN.

There is therefore NO WAY FOR MICROSOFT TO HAVE NOTIFIED MY COMPUTER THAT THERE IS A NEW UPDATE.

So Bill Gates is just lying to me like I’m Montel Williams.

And this isn’t the only time that’s happened. I’ve observed exactly the same phenomenon multiple times on multiple computers.

BILL, STOP IT! Didn’t you ever hear the story of the boy who cried "wolf"? That’s PRECISELY what you’re doing to millions of Windows users. You lie to your customers with so many false "Updates are ready" balloons that they simply turn off the update system and go without updates–sometimes important ones.

You’ve GOT TO stop lying to your customers this way. It’s INSANE.

Ten Principles For Political Involvement

The Catholic Leaders Conference–a (mostly) lay group of pro-life and related Catholic leaders (among them Karl Keating) met in Phoenix last week to discuss how to better promote Catholic values in the political sphere.

Among other things, they produced a 10-point document that does a really good job explaining some core principles of Catholic political involvement.

Here’s what the document said:

We Catholic voters acknowledge the following ten obligations and guidelines. These principles should be a part of Catholic educational programs at every level utilizing all the means of social communications.

1. “In the Catholic tradition, responsible citizenship is a virtue; participation in the political process is a moral obligation. Every believer is called to faithful citizenship, to become an informed, active, and responsible participant in the political process.”[1] An informed vote by a Catholic is one that is guided by the authentic moral and social teaching of the Catholic faith.

2. Catholics should recognize that not all moral and social teachings have equal weight in determining how to cast their vote. Some teachings are directly binding and some are guided by individual prudential judgment.

3. The first obligation of government is the protection of innocent human life from conception[2] to natural death.  The Church teaches that justice requires this protection. This truth can also be known through reason unaided by revelation. On the specific "life issues" in law and public policy – direct abortion[3], euthanasia, and the killing of unborn life for medical research, Catholic teaching is unequivocal; the defense of innocent human life is an imperative.

4. Catholic voters must first make decisions about their votes based on the moral issues that are non-negotiable. First among these are the life issues.[4]

5. On prudential matters that affect the common good, Catholics of goodwill can disagree.  Though there are Catholic principles such as compassion, justice and charity that we should share, there is no single "Catholic" policy on issues like taxes, education, foreign policy and immigration reform.

6. A similar distinction was made by the then Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, His Emminence Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, now Pope Benedict XVI, to the American Bishops when he stated:  “There may be a legitimate diversity of opinion even among Catholics about waging war and applying the death penalty, but not however with regard to abortion and euthanasia.”[5]

7. Catholic priests and bishops first and foremost are shepherds of souls. The role of these shepherds is to instruct and to remind voters, candidates and public officials of the moral obligations and social principles that should guide their political action.

8. All Catholics, especially the laity, have a right and duty to be heard in the public square.  Catholic moral teachings should be publicly espoused in such a way that they can inform law and public policy and not be artificially limited to the private domain of individual belief.

9. In their political participation, Catholics must not compromise these principles even though, at times, prudential judgment will require accepting imperfect legislation as a means of incremental progress.[6]

10. The ultimate political goal for Catholics must be the achievement of public policies and laws that result in the legal protection of all innocent human life and that promote the dignity of each human person without exception and compromise.

[1] Faithful Citizenship, USCCB

[2] Conception, as the Church traditionally teaches, means the earliest moment of biological existence.

[3] Direct abortion is any procured abortion whether chemical or surgical.

[4] There are other non-negotiable matters that are not a part of the current political debate. For example no serious candidate is advocating decriminalization sexual assault.

[5] Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger Letter to Theodore Cardinal McCarrick for USCCB

[6] Pope John Paul II, Evangelium Vitae

I’m quite impressed with how well the statement came out (though I might tweak a phrase or two).

I’m particularly pleased that point 6 was included. The U.S. bishops are scheduled to talk this month about a document dealing with the death penalty, and it’s helpful to have a reminder of the legitimate diversity of opinion that Catholics may have on this topic.

Propositions 11-15

HERE’S THE NEXT FIVE PROPOSITIONS FROM THE SYNOD OF THE EUCHARIST.

Having raised the question of "Sunday assemblies awaiting a priest" in Prop 10, the fathers go on to discuss vocations in Proposition 11.

They basicallly ask for a greater push for vocations–particularly by parish priests serving as recruiters.

They also reaffirm the discipline of priestly celibacy for the Latin Church and ask that the reasons for it to be explained to the faithful. Hopefully, B16 will go into some detail about that in his apostolic exhortation, because there is an annoying tendency in ecclesiastical documents for requests to be made for the reasons for something to be explained to the faithful but then (as here) there is NO ENUMERATION OF THOSE REASONS, meaning that the explainer just has to make his best guess at figuring out what the Church has in mind (and on some subjects it’s not even clear what the Church has in mind).

It would be so much nicer if, whenever an ecclesiastical document asks that the reasons for something be explained to the faithful if it then went on to say "And here’s what those reasons are."

I’ve seen Pre-16 offer his personal thoughts on the reasons for clerical celibacy before. Hopefully he’ll give us some official reasons in his apostolic exhortation.

One other note in this proposition is a push to have "a more equitable distribution of the clergy," which means moving priests around from high-vocation centers to low-vocation centers. In principle, that’s fine as long as it doesn’t serve to mask the PROBLEMS in a particular area that are CAUSING it to have a lack of vocations (e.g., heterodox vocations officers who drive away the best candidates for the priesthood or regional seminaries whose faculties are consciously trying to eliminate orthodox seminarians).

Proposition 12 continues the vocations theme by suggesting practical steps the fathers of the Synod hope will be taken to get more vocations. This is pretty standard stuff (priests giving their vocation stories, setting up vocation centers, having Eucharistic adoration for vocations).

A couple of items, while logical, have been unfortunately handled in recent years.

One is the recommendation of focusing on altar servers as potential vocations. The problem here is that you can’t just tell altar servers that they need to consider a vocation to the priesthood because MANY of the altar servers are INCAPABLE of becoming priests since the previous pontificate decided to allow girls into the altar server pool.

Had that not been the case it would be possible to make a stronger push for altar servers to consider becoming priests, but now it’s harder to deliver that message because of the extra nuances that have to be built into its delivery to the target group.

This could be solved, of course, by ceasing to have female altar servers, but I don’t see that happening. (Imagine the outcry. B16 has bigger problems he needs to spend his public capital on.)

Another suggestion that will be complicated in the light of recent events is the suggestion that priests mentor young people (meaning, young boys) and steer them towards vocations.

The problem here (at least in this country) is that in light of the recent priestly sexual abuse scandal parents in many places are frequently going to want to MINIMIZE CONTACT between their sons and parish priests. The less time priests get to spend with boys, the less they can encourage them to consider becoming priests.

Proposition 13 deals with the order of the sacraments of initiation (baptism, confirmation, the Eucharist). This section suggests an in-depth study of Confirmation to more clearly bring out its role and connection to the Eucharist, which would be good since the three sacraments of initiation share a common orientation that is often not understood.

The big news here, though, is that the fathers suggest that the Latin right RECONSIDER THE AGE AT WHICH CONFIRMATION IS TO BE ADMINISTERED.

YEE-HAW!!! This is something that is long overdue.

For a start, the age of confirmation in the United States is A TOTAL MESS. Basically, the U.S. bishops years ago got permission out of the Vatican to basically let each bishop set his own age for confirmation in his diocese (within certain limits). This is AN ENORMOUS PROBLEM and A TRAGIC MISTAKE in a society as mobile as ours, because it is GUARANTEED TO RESULT IN CHILDREN FALLING THROUGH THE CRACKS AND NOT GETTING CONFIRMED as families move from diocese to diocese.

If you’re in a diocese where the confirmation age is 16 and you’ve got a 15-year old kid and then you move to a diocese where the age of confirmation is 7, guess what! Your kid is past the age of confirmation in this diocese and will either have to go to special classes or be shoehorned in with a bunch of 7 year olds.

Conversely, if you have a kid who’s been confirmed at 7 and then you move to an age-16 diocese then when he’s 16 he’s going to sit out what all the other kids his age in the parish are doing because he’s already been confirmed.

We’ve really got to get a single age for confirmation in the United States, and any Church-wide revisiting of the age of confirmation is a good thing in that it could result in that.

The re-examination may have even more dramatic results than that, though, because what they’re talking about (at a minimum) is whether we should mandate that kids get confirmed BEFORE they have First Communion and (at a maximum) whether they should be confirmed immediatley after baptism (as done in many of the Eastern Catholic churches).

Either of these would be an improvement, as they would both restore the ideal order of reception of the sacraments of initiation (baptism, confirmation, Eucharist, not baptism, Eucharist, confirmation).

They would also get around a lot of the nuttiness that goes on in high school confirmation classes (which are also frequently a friction point between teens and parents if the kid is going through a rebellious stage and isn’t sure if he wants to be confirmed).

My preference on this question tends to be Eastern, so I’d love it if they had confirmation administered immediately after baptism, the way it was typically done in the early Church. But I’d be happy if they just mandated that confirmation be administered before First Communion.

(Note that the preceding commentary may tell you more about my concerns about the celebration of confirmation than it does about the Eucharist, though the question of the sequencing of confirmation relative to the Eucharist is a Eucharist-related question.)

Proposition 14 basically calls for renewed Christian education in parishes, focusing on the Eucharist and the Catechism of the Catholic Church and other recent Magisterial teachings.

It also stresses that seminarians "must understand as well as possible the meaning of each liturgical norm."

Proposition 15 basically calls on the family and the parish to be involved in preparing kids for sacramental initiation.

Good New For Insulin-Dependent Diabetics!

It may soon be possible to take insulin WITHOUT SHOTS.

There is an INHALABLE FORM OF INSULIN-DELIVERY that has now been developed. Instead of having to take injections, insulin-dependent diabetics would be able to use an inhaler, like asthmatics often do.

The FDA is currently considering whether to authorize use of the insulin inhaler.

From what I gather, it wouldn’t eliminate the need for the daily fingersticks to check bloodsugar, but at least it would eliminate the insulin injections themselves.

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(NOTE FOR THOSE WHO’VE NEVER KNOWN SOMEONE WITH INSULIN-DEPENDENT DIABETES: Such folks are required to check their bloodsugar regularly, typically by pricking a finger and putting a drop of blood on a testing strip which goes into a bloodsugar meter. Depending on what their bloodsugar is–and what they’re planning to eat–they then have to measure an amount of insulin and take it as an injection to keep their bloodsugar in control. The new system would seem to eliminate the need for the injection but not the fingersticks to check bloodsugar.)

Jimmy Akin, iPod Reanimator

For some time I’ve wondered what happens to people with iPods who have a computer die on them. I figured that–logically–there would be a function in iTunes that would allow you to attach the iPod to a new computer and switch the iPod’s authorizations so that it only works with the new computer. Then you could upload the songs from the iPod to the new computer and the old one would be deauthorized.

NOPE.

Not only is there NOT a way to do this, Apple Computers (makers of the ever-so-special Macintosh) has gone OUT OF ITS WAY to PREVENT folks from doing this.

People designed helper programs to allow you to get music off the iPod in such situations, and Apple put its programmers to work disabling the features that the helper programs worked on.

Here’s what the user-championscorporate sellouts at Apple expect to happen if you have a computer die or get stolen or whatever:

  1. You get a new computer and load iTunes onto it.
  2. You attach the iPod to the new computer.
  3. You tell iTunes to switch the iPod’s authorizations to the new computer and authorize iTunes to WIPE OUT ALL THE MUSIC ON THE IPOD!!!
  4. You spend endless hours re-loading your entire music collection from CD.
  5. You spend endless dollars re-buying the songs that you previously bought from the iTunes music store.

AS IF!

Fortunately there are still helper applications that will let you do the sensible thing and get the music off the iPod to replace what you lost when your former hard drive was lost or stolen.

But you don’t need them.

I’ve just reanimated an iPod-iTunes relationship without the use of such applications, and I’ll tell you how.

It’s remarkably easy and you don’t need anything other than the iPod, the cable you use to connect it to your computer, and the computer itself.

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Close Encounters Of The Irreverent Kind

Space_needle_1Hokay.

So last night I’m going to the 5:30 p.m. vigil Mass for All Saints Day at my parish.

Afterward, I decide to go back into the Eucharistic adoration chapel to pay a visit to the Blessed Sacrament.

My parish (despite its flaws) has 24-hour Eucharistic exposition, except during Mass (when by law it isn’t allowed). After Mass, they expose the Blessed Sacrament again.

So I’m kneeling at the rail around the Tabernacle, waiting for the pastor to come and expose the Blessed Sacrament and this woman comes and kneels next to me, kitty-corner at a bend in the rail.

She’s probably 55+ years old and is wearing a dark sweater and pants and is entirely normal in her attire except for one item.

She has the most bizarre piece of headgear on that I’ve ever seen.

The base of it was a thin headband that anchored it on her head. Coming up from this were two white coathanger-looking wires, bowed inward toward each other concavely. Sitting atop the white coathangers was a SMALL CIRCLE OF WHITE FUZZ–looked to be made of down plucked off baby birds or something and bleached white.

The filaments of fuzz bounce and float about in response to air currents.

The overall effect was like she had a FUZZY miniature version of the Seattle Space Needle sitting on her head.

Now, it flashed through my mind for a second that this might be meant to represent an angel’s halo, but it wasn’t like typical costume angel halos (which classically only have a single wire, which isn’t colored white so as to make it obtrusively visible, and the halo itself isn’t FUZZY AND WHITE but solid and gold).

Frankly, the woman looked like a creation of Dr. Seuss–most likely an inhabitant of Whoville.

Now, I’m fairly relaxed about the attire people wear in church. I don’t get upset if they’re in shorts or bluejeans or sneakers or what have you. (Otherwise I’d be mad all the time. California is really relaxed culturally when it comes ot dress. People on the East Coast who have to wear suits all the time have no idea.)

I also recognize that God is concerned about our hearts and not our attire, but we are supposed to maintain a proper and reverent attitude in church and fuzzy floaty pieces of Whoville headware seem to me to be inconsistent with that–as well as highly distracting to the other people in the adoration chapel.

I mean, you can pray to God buck naked if you want–but do it in the shower and not in the adoration chapel.

Different kinds of clothing are culturally appropriate for different venues in public (Matt. 22:11-12), and this woman was not dressed appropriately for this venue according to the standards of the local culture. (Whoville adoration chapels may be different.)

So I thought, in the moments before the solemn exposition of Our Lord and God Jesus Christ for the adoration of the faithful, that I might do something ever so slight to help out in this regard.

To allow her to save face, I silently got her attention and pointed to her headdress and to the empty monstrance that was about to receive Our Lord, as if to signal to the woman that she may have forgotten that she had this FUZZY MONSTROSITY sitting on top of her head.

The woman stared at me blankly, with a look of false incomprehension as to what I was trying to tell her.

So I started to whisper to her, but I was hampered by the fact that I didn’t know what to call the thing she was wearing. I think I initially referred to it as "headgear."

Then this exchange occurred, all in gentle whispers:

CINDY LOU WHO’S GRANDMOTHER: I can’t hear you.
ME (leaning closer and pointing for clarity): Ma’am, you’re wearing a costume element and Jesus is about to be exposed.
SPACE NEEDLE WOMAN: He loves angels.

She then proceeded to look at me blankly again and, not wanting to make a bigger spectacle than her headwear was already creating, I turned back to looking at the monstrace–where the priest was just solemnly exposing the Infinite Lord Of The Universe Incarnate–said my prayers (including a sympathetic one for the woman next to me), and left.

Propositions 5-10

Okay, now that I’ve got my computer situation squared away, back to the propositions from the Synod on the Eucharist.

HERE ARE THE NEXT SIX PROPOSITIONS FROM THE SYNOD OF BISHOPS.

Proposition 5 is another theological review proposition. It discusses the relationship of the Eucharist to the Church. One thing it says is rather interesting:

The ecclesial character of the Eucharist might also be a privileged
point in the dialogue with the communities born with the Reformation.

I’m not sure which communities they’re thinking of (probably Lutherans first and foremost) or what hay they think they may be able to make in this direction, but it stood out.

With prop 6 things get more interesting. #6 is devoted to Eucharistic adoration and forcefully recommends it (even using the word "forcefully"). This is in reaction to an erroneous theology that took hold in some quarters after the Council that dissed Eucharistic adoration, arguing that the celebration of the Mass is what’s important, so all our attention needed to be on the celebration of the Mass, not on Jesus himself as the Eucharist after Mass.

JP2 had been dinging away at that mindset for a while, and this is a continuation of same.

Of note in this section is a recommendation that churches be kept open as much as possible to allow people to come for Eucharistic adoration and that this practice be part of preparation for first Communion.

One thing that it’s important to note here: As encouraging as all this is, the document doesn’t call for any changes in the rules regarding Eucharistic EXPOSITION. People often talk as if exposition and adoration are the same thing, and they’re not. The law imposes VERY SIGNIFICANT restrictions on when exposition can be done, so the call for greater Eucharistic adoration does not translate directly into a call for greater Eucharistic exposition. What they’re envisioning is having churches open so that people can go adore Jesus in the tabernacle, not having Eucharistic exposition available in every parish. That being said, the faithful in different parishes can certainly appeal to the Synod’s recommendation for greater adoration and argue that this would be facilitated if they had exposition available in their parish.

Prop 7 deals with the Eucharist and the sacrament of reconciliation. Noting that the state of grace is necessary for reception of the Eucharist and encouraging frequent confession, the document calls for bishops to do a number of things: (1) start educating people more about the need for conversion and confession, (2) eliminate general absolutions (I’ve never seen one of those, but they appear to be a problem in some countries; Austrailia, for example, from what I understand), (3) make sure there are suitable places for confession in parishes, and (4)–oddly–for the bishop to "appoint the confessor." I’m not sure if the latter is a translation problem or what, for it makes it sound as if each parish would have only one confessor even if it had multiple priests, and I don’t think that’s what they mean.

The prop also says "it would also be necessary to further the dimension of reconciliation
already present in the Eucharistic celebration (cf. CCC 1436),
specifically in the penitential rite," which might be interpreted as a call for beefing up the penitential rite at Mass in some way.

And it calls for a renewed catechesis of the faithful on indulgences and encourages bishops and priests to request more indulgences from the apostolic penitentiary.

Proposition 8 is an attempt to relate the Eucharist the the sacrament of matrimony, but like many of these theological-reflection type propositions, it seems rather thin–like butter spread across too much bread.

The problem is that, because the Eucharist is Jesus and Jesus is God and God is related to everything in the universe (as its Creator) there is a tendency to try to relate the Eucharist to everything in the universe. Anything that one values may get related to the Eucharist in some theological documents, even though there may not be a direct connection between them and so there may not be that much to say about them that is relevant to the Eucharist.

Things that one does not value don’t get this treatment. Thus one never finds attempts to relate the Eucharist to cockroaches or to Smurf dolls or to pebbles on the surface of Mars. The things that the Eucharist gets related to in a document thus often tell one more about the values of the person or people who wrote the document than tells you about the Eucharist itself.

In this proposition the fathers of the Synod are expressing the value of marriage and thus trying to relate it to the Eucharist, but there is not much of a direct connection as the two sacraments (while they are both sacraments).

Some of the interesting stuff in this proposition thus isn’t really about the Eucharist but about marriage. For example, it states: "The Synod recognizes the singular mission of woman in the family and in the society."

That’s interesting. It acknowledges that women have a unique (singular) mission in the family–a proposition that is currently under heavy attack in western culture, where many wish to see husbands and wives as having fully interchangeable roles, with no uniqueness to the mission and role of either. Unfortunately, they don’t go into any detail about what that unique mission in the family may be.

They also allude to women having a unique mission in society. This is probably a clause put in to avoid the charge of wanting to view women as if they only have a contribution to make to the family and no role outside the home. They don’t really go into any detail here either about what the mission of women in society is, though if I had to guess I’d say that one of the things they may have in mind is that "Women: Teachers of Peace" theme that found a place in John Paul II’s writings.

Proposition 9 is TOTALLY BIZARRO if you don’t recognize the style of relating the Eucharist to everything that I mentioned in the previous point. I mean, why on Earth would one want a section titled "Eucharist and Polygamy"? I mean, the Eucharist has NO DIRECT RELATIONSHIP TO POLYGAMY WHATSOEVER.

The reason for this proposition being here is that the fathers of the Synod have just raised the subject of matrimony in the previous point and, having done that (more to show us the value of marriage than to tell us anything about the Eucharist), they then want to address a pastoral problem connected with matrimony.

You see, a polygamy is still a social reality in many parts of Africa, which is also rapidly becoming Catholic in many areas. As a result, the Church is having to tell a bunch of African guys, "Listen, we want you to become Catholic, too, but you’re going to have to give up a bunch of your wives, while also making equitable provision for them and for the children you’ve had by them."

This is an important and delicate subject, but it really doesn’t have a place in a document about the Eucharist because it doesn’t have a direct connection with the Eucharist. One can pick up any social problem one wants and relate it to the Eucharist in this fashion (e.g., "Eucharist and Abortion," "Eucharist and Gay Marriage," "Eucharist and Pornography," "Eucharist and Tax Evasion," "Eucharist and Copyright Violation").

And so we see, once again, this proposition in the document revealing more about the values of the authors (what they consider an important subject that needs to be addressed) than it reveals about the Eucharist.

Proposition 10 actually gets us back to talking about something that has to do with the Eucharist: Communion services celebrated on Sunday becaues there is no priest to say Mass.

The Holy See has recognized a need for these in many places but it also has been quite nervous about them, not wanting people to see them as a replacement equivalent to Mass or a way of promoting the laity who often lead them into a quasi-priestly status.

There is thus a general endorsement of them but a stress on the need to differentiate them from Mass in the imnds of the faithful and a mandate for bishops’ conferences to come up with norms regulating them in their own territory–including when Communion can be distributed at them (it is envisioned that some Sunday assemblies might just be celebrations of the Word).

There’s also something new here that is not obvious unless you’ve read the background documents: There’s a new language introduced for talking about these services. They’ve taken to calling them "Sunday assemblies awaiting a priest." This is meant as a replacement for descriptors like "Sunday assemblies without a priest."

The shift in language–borrowed from France if I recall correctly–is meant to underscore the fact that the norm we have to work toward is having a priest saying Sunday Mass and that we can’t treat a Sunday service without a priest as equivalent to Mass.

The Ronald Knox Society

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Msgr. Ronald Knox, one of the great British converts of the 20th century and perhaps a future patron saint of Anglican-convert priests, now has a society devoted to the promulgation of his life and work. It is titled The Ronald Knox Society of North America.

"The Ronald Knox Society of North America is a literary society dedicated to Msgr. Knox and his literary accomplishments. We are quite simply a group of assorted people who enjoy, and have benefited from, the writings of Msgr. Knox. Our goals are neither apologetic, nor scholastic. We count ourselves indebted to Msgr. Knox and therefore seek only to make others aware of a vast mine of spiritual and literary treasures available to them."

VISIT THE SITE.

How cool!

As an aside, if you’d like to read a sample of Msgr. Knox’s work, check out his satirical essay on false expressions of ecumenism and interreligious dialogue, Reunion All Around, written while he was still an Anglican.