Good News, Everyone!

A few weeks ago John Allen sat down for pizza with

SOME YOUNG CATHOLICS IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS.

His observations of them were refreshing (EXCERPTS):

What became clear is that these young people are deeply "intentional" Catholics, meaning that in this day and age, their faith is not something they picked up in the air, but the result of a personal process of thought and decision. They didn’t start out as believers and only later discover that some aspects of church teaching are counter-cultural; they know the broader culture is hostile to some of what the church stands for, and have made a conscious decision to embrace it anyway.

All expressed deep admiration for Pope John Paul II.

Pushing these young Catholics to dig deeper, to look at the church "warts and all," I learned that their frustrations are rarely the ones that journalists and sociologists usually assume they should have — teachings on birth control and homosexuality, for example, or power in the church.

Instead, their major complaint seemed to be with pedagogy and communications.

Religious education and preaching, they said, rarely offers the meaty content that a Catholic needs. Further, they said, even when the church does provide solid content, it rarely does so in an accessible, engaging way.

In other words, these 20-somethings share something of the desire of the Vatican II generation for a more "modern" church — but, unlike Baby Boomers, by "modern" they mean technological sophistication and savvy about engaging the cultural debate, not doctrinal change or structural reform.

So things are looking up for Catholic orthodoxy–at least among this group of young Texans.

But they did have some complaints:

Several expressed frustration, for example, with the limited use made by the Vatican and the U.S. bishops of the Internet.

Maria Fredericks, 19, an honors major, said she had occasionally visited the Vatican Web site, but that it is "difficult to use" and largely offers lengthy texts.

"I want bullet points," she said. "I want easy-to-digest pieces. I want this to be presented in ways that will actually reach people."

When I suggested that putting a couple of them to work for an afternoon would likely produce a much snappier Internet operation for the church, heads nodded aggressively.

And these insightful young Texans are putting their fingers on something we all know: The Vatican website, such as it is . . . well . . . stinks.

I mean, <hyperbole>a lobotomized web designer with one half of his brains left in a glass by his toothbrush in the morning could do better.</hyperbole>

The current site is way too focused on art and dignity and far too little focused on functionality (not to mention having timely updates and translations).

But there’s good news, everyone! According to Zenit, there’s a new Vatican web site in the works:

The Vatican is planning to launch a new Web site this autumn, aimed at bringing together the faithful so they can interact, says Business Week magazine.

The publication in its May 8 issue reported that the Web site will include personal news updates, e-learning programs, and areas set aside for families, young people and parishes.

It quoted Sister Judith Zoebelein, the editorial director of the Internet office of the Holy See, saying: "People will be able to find each other and work together online, and then go back and use what they have learned or done in their own communities" [SOURCE].

Let’s hope that the new site fulfills its promise . . . and what it needs to be!

What Are My Qualifications?

In the combox down yonder, a reader writes:

I stumbled onto your blog by accident. Read several areas of commentary. Was a bit befuddled as to why there is nothing on the site explaining why you are qualified to answer questions or give advice on behalf of the Roman Catholic Church and its practices and canon law rather than directing one to their local priest or bishop.

So I did a little research and found that you work for Catholic Answers.com, but that still doesn’t answer the question.

Okay! I’ll do what I can to help clarify matters!

Is your advice reviewed by Rome or your local bishop to make sure that it is correct and accurate.

No, there is not enough time for that.

Do you not have a moral obligation as a Catholic to gain prior approval of your commentary by you local bishop in order to make sure you are not misleading other Catholics in giving advice (including interpretation of Canon law) on what is proper and what is not?

I have a moral obligation to make sure that what I say is accurate, and I take that obligation very, very seriously. I would daresay that I take it much more seriously than many do, but I do not have the moral or canonical obligation to get prior approval on everything I write on matters related to the faith.

But I don’t have the moral obligation because to seek prior approval on what I write because if people had this obligation then the work of spreading and explaining the faith would come to a screeching halt. There are only 4,400 Catholic bishops in the world, but there are 6,000,000,000 people who need education in the faith. If bishops were required to pre-approve everything that was written to help evangelize the world then they would not be able to eat or sleep. They would spend all their time reading and pre-approving documents–either that or the number of documents would diminish to a trickle and the project of promoting the Christian faith would come to the screeching halt I mentioned earlier.

In recognition of the pressing need for works that promote the faith, canon law only requires imprimaturs on a handful of highly important works, like translations of Scripture or catechisms. It does not require imprimaturs (granted before or after publication) for ordinary attempts to explain points of Church teaching or law. (You can read the requirements for imprimaturs HERE).

As I said, though I don’t have the moral or canonical obligation to get pre-approval on everything I write (though I do on those things I write that require imprimaturs), I do have the moral obligation to make sure that I am right, and I am very serious about that.

This is one of the reasons I "show my work" by quoting from official Church documents whenever possible and by spelling out the links in my reasoning so that people can see and evaluate it for themselves. I don’t just present my conclusions and say "This is what the Church teaches." I know a lot of people do that, but I strive not to be one of them.

I also strive to make it clear whether what I’m saying is a matter of personal opinion or Church teaching–which is something else I wish others would do more often than is presently the case.

My goal in doing this work is what I call "transparency to the Church." I want to present to people what the Church presents without addition, subtraction, or alteration. I strive to tell people what the authentic Magisterium of the Church has said even when I’m not comfortable with it, and when I’m asked a question that the Magisterium has not addressed, I try to make it clear that the answer I’m giving is not to be confused with official Church teaching.

I’m not perfect, and I’m sure that people can point to examples where I have failed in this regard, but this is the goal that I earnestly pursue.

Given your commentary in posts on canon law, and your view of it, can you point me to a the reference that would allow for a dispensation to allow a priest to not be celibate and participate actively in a parish community life?

I’ve been working toward doing a post on the topic of how a laicized priest can and cannot involve himself in parish life for a while. I already know what the general parameters are, but I’m in the process of procuring a copy of the standard document that is issued to priests when they are laicized that spells these matters out. As soon as I have it and can get it typed in, I’ll post it so that people can see for themselves what the general rules are. (That way they don’t have to take me at my word; they can read the document for themselves.)

I hope to have this done later in the week, though it might stretch into next week. Please stop back by and check.

Would you say your a liberal or conservative Catholic? I can’t understand how people can consider themselves liberal and Catholic.

I don’t know whether you’re using the terms "liberal" and "conservative" in a political or a theological sense, though I suspect the latter. Theologically, I strive to be a scrupulously orthodox Catholic, which you might call conservative.

As for the bunny story, why do you bother to post this kind of trash? Shouldn’t your posts directed at furthering God’s word?

God made us to have a sense of humor and to spend time on things other than theology. He meant us to live full orbed lives and to be interested in many topics. I try to reflect this on my blog by using humor (like the ongoing "The Easter Bunny is EVIL!" joke) and by posting about topics other than religion so that we can marvel together about other aspects of God’s creation and the human spirit (which is part of his creation).

Interested in answers.

I hope these help!

One subject that you raised but didn’t put into the form of a question is my qualifications to do all this.

My academic training is in philosophy, which intersects to a considerable degree with the work I do. I am also an autodidact who has managed to acquire a background in apologetics, biblical studies, theology, liturgy, canon law, and related disciplines.

Because I have learned this material on my own, I do not have an institution such as the Church or a university that has put its seal of approval on me (in areas other than philosophy) and said, "Listen to this guy; he knows what he’s talking about."

In the absence of such a seal of approval, the only defense there is for my answers is making sure that they are right. I can’t rely for my credibility on the fact that someone else has vouched for me.

Since no institution has handed me a reputation for accuracy by putting its seal of approval on me, the only way I can build a reputation for accuracy is by regularly being accurate and showing why my answers are accurate. That’s another of the reasons I "show my work" by backing them up with Church documents and spelling out the reasoning behind the conclusions I offer so that people can evaluate them for themselves.

This means I go to more pains to make sure that I’m right than if I had an institutional seal of approval. If I were a priest, for example, I could often get along by just saying "This is the way it is," and many people wouldn’t challenge me (especially to my face) because I was a priest. Not being a priest, I don’t have that luxury, so I have to go to extra lengths to ensure accuracy since truth is the only defense I have.

Hope this helps, and hope you’ll keep reading!

A Blogger’s Parable

The blogmistress of Once Upon a Time… (aka my sister) offers an instructive parable for bloggers with a sobering moral:

"If a person starts a blog and begins revealing intimate and private details of his life, he will attract attention. No one asked him to put himself out there, but he did. Eventually, the attention and the demands of the public leave him feeling that he has nothing private left to himself. He is conflicted because he enjoyed the audience that would read his posts gratefully. Over time, there are certain readers who demand more and more, or who may judge him for the way he lives his life and write him to say so. The man doesn’t want to lose his audience, but he sees that the price he paid for giving away his privacy is that the public feels that what he has given away is no longer just his. They are entitled to it also. Eventually, he stops blogging altogether…"

GET THE POST. (Read the whole thing.)

Blog Operations Note

I’m afraid that I’m having to take my home computer in for repair work, which means that my Internet access for he next week or so will be spotty. I’ll still have some access, but not as much as usual.

Fortunately, I knew this was coming, so I’ve been able to prepare blog posts for next week.

My co-bloggers may also be able to chip in, particularly toward the end of next week and the beginning of the next, depending on when my regular access is restored.

The most notable change in operations is that I won’t be able to effectively respond to e-mail in the interim. I’ve got an auto-reply set up for my account explaining this, but if you’re written me recently and haven’t gotten a response, it may be a while before I can respond.

I can’t respond to all e-mails, but I try to make sure to respond to those who have the most pressing issues.

I’ll try to respond once I get back, but if you need an urgent answer to your query, please try forums.catholic.com. There are a lot of well informed people there who may be able to help.

Thanks for understanding!

Blog Triduum Off

I’m going to be taking a break from blogging over Triduum (which technically doesn’t start until the Mass of the Lord’s Supper tonight, but I’m counting the of Holy Thursday as part of my break).

Regular blogging service will resume Easter Monday.

In the meantime, I’d invite you to get more out of this smallest of liturgical seasons by reading

POPE BENEDICT’S ADDRESS FROM YESTERDAY EXPLAINING THE SIGNIFICANCE OF TRIDUUM

and

PASCHALE SOLEMNITATIS, THE VATICAN DOCUMENT DEVOTED TO THIS SEASON AND EASTER

Also, have fun with the archives!

I’ve Been Bible Memed

MM of Theology of the Body has tagged me as part of a meme on Bibles, so here goes:

1. How many Bibles are in your home?

Hmmm. I’m not sure. Depending on what you count as a "Bible" (e.g., both OT and NT with deuteros, OT and NT without deuteros, just OT, just NT, just Torah) between thirty and fifty probably.

2. What rooms are they in?

Well, most of them are in the kind of large, living area where I have most of my bookshelves. I’ve also got some (espeically original language ones) in my bedroom, where I keep most of my biblical languages books, and there’s probably some in the unused second bedroom, too.

Except for the original language ones, though, I tend not to use paper Bibles that much. Instead, I use electronic ones online. They’re much more convenient for the kind of stuff I’m looking up or when I’m writing.

3. What translations do you have?

Gak! There’s no way I can answer that.

Suffice it to say that I have all of the major Catholic and Protestant translations, as well as a bunch of specialty ones.

4. Do you have a preference?

When writing I normally use the RSV (esp. the RSV:CE) since it’s the standard one that the publishers I work with use (as well as being a good one itself).

If I’m needing to get a feel for other translations, I generally go to the NASB and the NKJV for more literal ones and the NIV for a dynamic one.

If I need to really nail something down I go to the original language versions.

5. Nominate an interesting verse:

Hmmm. I nominate all the verses in Ecclesiastes, because that book is so hard to interpret, which makes it interesting.

MEME REPLICATION: I hereby tag any other bloggers out there who wish to be tagged with this meme. Commenters who also wish to be memed are hereby tagged as well.

The Evil Of RealPlayer

A reader writes:

I wrote was in response to a comment you made on Catholic Answer about realplayer.  You made a comment that you thought they were evil (like in dante evil).  I was trying to find out what you meant by that comment.  Working for Sun, (M$FT Sworn enemy 😉 ) kind of rules out using Windows media player, and not being a  great fan of iTunes, I had defaulted to realplayer. Is there something really intrinsically evil about real that I should try to avoid?

Yes, RealPlayer is one of the most evilest software applications ever created in the pits of hell.

RealPlayer has been one of the most consistently evil applications over a long stretch of time. As users have complained about one set of evil behaviors on the part of RealPlayer and they get "fixed" by the company, the company just goes and introduces new evil behaviors. Among those the evil behaviors that RealPlayer has been discovered going over various versions are these:

1) It will try to take over your system and become the default player for every type of audio and video file that exists.

2) It will make it very difficult for you to stop it from doing this. You will have to manually uncheck almost a hundred boxes in order to limit RealPlayer to being the default player for only Real’s proprietary formats.

3) It will constantly nag you to register until you finally give in and tell it a phony e-mail address.

4) It will constantly nag you to upgrade to the paid version.

5) It will constantly nag you to upgrade to the latest paid version (for which you will have to pay again).

6) It will try to push content at you that you don’t want.

7) It will push advertisements at you, making it a form of adware.

8) It will stick in your system tray when you turn it off, and you will have to go to extra efforts to get it out of your system tray.

9) It will modify your system registry so that it will put itself BACK in your system tray on startup and you’ll have to get it out again.

10) It will install parallel programs that you don’t want, like AIM and RealJukebox.

11) It will send individually identifying user strings back to the network so that Real can track what music you as an individual (not as an unidentifiable part of a group) are listening to.

12) After you turn off the advertising options so that you won’t get hit with advertising, it will TURN SOME OF THEM BACK ON AUTOMATICALLY so you get hit with ads anyway.

13) It will constantly bombard you with e-mails from Real (unless you gave them a fake address).

14) It will crash your system.

15) It will sacrifice babies to Moloch.

I am NOT kidding about that last one.

After the above, it comes as no surprise to discover that RealPlayer was designed by the Easter Bunny as part of his never-ending war against humanity and should be avoided at all costs!

MORE HERE.

Looking For Fr. Altier Homilies

A reader writes:

Greetings from Bombay, India. I have been reading your posts on your awesome Blog Spot for quite some time.

I am a great, great Fan of Father Altier’s Homilies from India.

I am a Cradle Catholic and my family has been Catholic for a little over 4 Centuries. My Ancestors were converted to Catholicism from Hinduism by zealous Portuguese Jesuit and Franciscan Missionaries in the 16th Century when Goa was a Portuguese Colony.

In Goa, we have the incorrupt body of Saint Francis Xavier which is kept in a casket at the Cathedral of the Bom Jesus — which in Portuguese means the Good Jesus.

I have been reading the awesome Homilies of Father Robert Altier from March 2001 when I was living in the United States and I continued reading them when I returned to India in early 2002 and till the last day when they were available on "A Voice in the Desert" that is Ash Wednesday 2006.

I am very sad and depressed that the current Homilies are no longer available nor are the Archives available anymore. I feel also sad that I did not download any of the Homilies when they were available neither the current ones nor any from the Archives.

My Spiritual Life will indeed be disrupted if it isn’t already as a result of the unfortunate ban or censorship on the Homilies of Father Altier. They were life giving to me in more ways than one and I was specially looking forward to them during this Holy Season of Lent as well as during the forthcoming Holy Season of Easter.

Therefore, I would be most grateful if you could tell me if there are any Web Sites that are hosting Father Altier’s Homilies since "A Voice in the Desert"  has been shut down.

Finally, I would be most grateful if you could mail me the "URL’S" of Web Sites that are hosting Father Altier’s Homilies.

I don’t know of any sites that have all of them (perhaps some readers do), but I can point you toward a site that has many of them.

If you use The Wayback Machine at Internet Archive, you’ll find that it has many homilies archived from 2001-2005.

HERE, FOR EXAMPLE, IS THE 2005 ARCHIVE.

HERE’S THE GENERAL ARCHIVE FOR ALL YEARS.

Also, as I mentioned earlier, if you’re looking for good online homilies, I’d recommend those of online scalawag, Fr. Stephanos Pedrano.