Evolution & The Pope

What Lawrence Krauss wrote about transporters and souls in The Physics of Star Trek is not the only time he’s engaged the subject of how religion and science relate.

His web page has a number of articles that he’s written on religion and science, and–though I don’t agree with him in everything he argues in them–I find it refreshing how respectful he is of religion in these pieces.

One set of pieces in particular jumped out at me, because it was involved in the recent Intelligent Design debate that Cardinal Schoenborn has been participating in.

It seems that Dr. Krauss first wrote a piece for the New York Times that Cardinal Schoenborn then took exception to (without naming it) in his well-known article, following which Dr. Krauss sent a letter to B16 and later published a piece summarizing the situation and defending his letter against secular critics who thought he shouldn’t bother interacting with the Church.

In this post, I’d like to take a look at the text of Dr. Krauss’s letter to B16 and offer a few thoughts. He wrote it in conjunction with two Catholic biologists who were also signatories of the letter.

Here ’tis:

July 12, 2005

His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI
00120 Vatican City

Your Holiness:

In his magnificent letter to the Pontifical Academy [of Sciences] in 1996 regarding the subject of Evolution, Pope John Paul II affirmed that scientific rationality and the Church’s spiritual commitment to divine purpose and meaning in the Universe were not incompatible.    The Pope accepted that biological Evolution had progressed beyond the hypothetical stage as a guiding principle behind the understanding of the evolution of diverse life forms on Earth, including humans.  At the same time, he rightly recognized that the spiritual significance that one draws from the scientific observations and theory lie outside of the scientific theories themselves.  In this sense, claiming that evolution definitely implies a lack of divinity, and/or divine purpose in nature is as much an affront to science as it is to the Church.

This is a pretty good summary of what JP2 said in the letter in question. One could quibble that he’s omitting some nuances JP2 stressed, but in substance it’s a good summary. Particularly to be appreciated is the phrase I’ve emphasized.

The Holy Father also recognized: "It is important to set proper limits to the understanding of Scripture, excluding any unseasonable interpretations which would make it mean something which it is not intended to mean. In order to mark out the limits of their own proper fields, theologians and those working on the exegesis of the Scripture need to be well informed regarding the results of the latest scientific research."   Since scientific investigations have repeatedly confirmed evolution by natural selection as a guiding principle for understanding the development of the diversity of life on Earth, theologians who are interested in exploring such questions as human dignity and purpose must take this mechanism into account in their considerations. As he put it, quoting from Leo XIII, truth cannot contradict truth.

The substance of this is also fine, although my Spider Sense goes off at one point because too much weight could be put on the assertion that theologians "must take this mechanism into account in their considerations." If Dr. Krauss means that theologians must agree that evolution is true and incorporate this into their theological explorations then I would have a problem with what he says.

If he means, though, that the evidence for evolution proposed by contemporary science must be taken seriously and in that sense "taken into account" then I would not have a problem. You’ve got to listen to all relevant evidence, though what conclusion you come to based on that evidence cannot be mandated at the outset. You may spot flaws in the argumentation others put on that evidence or you may have additional evidence they are not taking into account. Everyone has to come to his own conclusions on empirical matters.

There is no "scientific Magisterium."

These principles were reinforced more recently in explicit statements by the International Theological Commission, headed by you before your election as Pope.  As the Commission document explicitly states, "God is…the cause of causes."  As a result, "Through the activity of natural causes, God causes to arise those conditions required for the emergence and support of living organisms, and, furthermore, for their reproduction and differentiation."  Finally, referring to evolution as a "radically contingent materialistic process driven by natural selection and random genetic variation", the commission nevertheless concluded "even the outcome of a truly contingent natural process can nonetheless fall within God’s providential plan for creation."

Here we run into a significant problem. While the quotations Dr. Krauss gives from the International Theological Commission document are accurate, they are used in a way that is at least somewhat misleading.

First, the Commission does not assert that evolution is a "radically contingent materialistic process driven by natural selection and random genetic variation." It says that many neo-Darwinian scientists and some of their critics have concluded that if that is what evolution is then there is no place for divine providential causality. It then disputes this conclusion and concludes that a "truly contingent natural process" can fall under divine providence.

Krauss correctly points out the Commission’s conclusion on this point, but the way that he has introduced the emphasized phrase makes it appear that the Commission has conceded that this is an adequate and apparently exhaustive description of biological evolution, and it has not.

In fact, in the very same passage that Dr. Krauss is taking his quotations from, the Commission goes out of its way to take note of Intelligent Design critics of neo-Darwinianism, saying:

A growing body of scientific critics of neo-Darwinism point to evidence of design (e.g., biological structures that exhibit specified complexity) that, in their view, cannot be explained in terms of a purely contingent process and that neo-Darwinians have ignored or misinterpreted. The nub of this currently lively disagreement involves scientific observation and generalization concerning whether the available data support inferences of design or chance, and cannot be settled by theology [Communion and Stewardship 69].

In other words: Whether the ID people are right or not is an empirical question that the Church is not intervening to settle (indeed, it says it can’t be settled by theology, which means that science will have to fight it out). As far as the Church is concerned the ID people could be right or wrong.

This should be kept in mind as we proceed.

The Commission goes on in the next section to state that, because the human soul has to be specially created by God:

Catholic theology affirms that that the emergence of the first members of the human species (whether as individuals or in populations) represents an event that is not susceptible of a purely natural explanation and which can appropriately be attributed to divine intervention [op. cit. 70].

So it would not be theologically acceptable to look upon naturalistic evolution (under secondary causation) as an adequate explanation for the emergence of all life forms including man. The latter required a special intervention of God on at least the spiritual level.

Dr. Krauss continues:

Scientists have been pleased to see a convergence between the views of the Catholic Church and the scientific community on these issues, in particular on the compatibility between the results of scientific investigation and Church theology.  One of us recently wrote an essay in the New York Times, for example (see attached), praising precisely the Church’s understanding of the compatibility of scientific investigation and religious belief, even when the process being investigated, like Evolution, appears completely contingent.

This is all fine, and most welcome.

Now we get to the controversial point . . .

This week, Cardinal Christoph Schšnborn, archbishop of Vienna, however, appeared to dangerously redefine the Church’s view on Evolution.  In an essay, also published in the New York Times (see attached), he claimed that "Evolution in the Neo-Darwinian sense… is not true".

Okay, but he wasn’t speaking as a representative of the Church but as a private individual, and so his remarks are incapable of redefining anything on behalf of the Church. It is his right as a private individual to hold either that neo-Darwinian evolution is true or that it is false (per the ITC’s statement that theology cannot settle this question, see above), and as long as he makes it clear that he is speaking for himself and not for the Church then he would also seem to have a right to air his opinions on this matter in public.

That being said, I don’t see any evidence in Cardinal Schoenborn’s piece that makes it clear in what capacity he is writing in (in fact, he talks like he’s speaking for the Church), and in an age of global communications, this is something that can be faulted. Most readers of the popular press do not have a sense for when a cardinal is representing the Church and when he is representing his own theological and scientific opinions, and in view of this fact, high churchmen have a responsibility to make clear to the public the capacity in which they are speaking.

I also should point out that there seems to be a terminological problem here. Cardinal Schoenborn included in his definition of neo-Darwinian evolution the idea that it is "unguided" and "unplanned." I suspect that by stressing the compatibility of evolution with divine providence that Dr. Krauss and his colleagues are not incorporating these features into their understanding of neo-Darwinism and thus that part of the disagreement may be based on the term "neo-Darwinism" being used in different senses.

I also have to raise a concern about the way Dr. Krauss has quoted the cardinal, because there is no string in the cardinal’s article that can be elided to form "Evolution in the Neo-Darwinian sense… is not true." What the cardinal said was: "Evolution in the sense of common ancestry might be true, but
evolution in the neo-Darwinian sense – an unguided, unplanned process
of random variation and natural selection – is not."

Dr. Krauss appears to have taken part of this phrase and combined it with an earlier occurrence of the phrase "is not true." Although this seems to be what the cardinal believes, it violates the rules of what can be put in quotation marks and thus misleads the reader regarding what the cardinal actually said.

As a scholar, Dr. Krauss no doubt understands the importance of quoting people exactly when you use quotation marks, and hopefully this was an accidental violation. Since he didn’t misrepresent the cardinal’s meaning, though, I won’t dwell on the matter further.

Dr. Krauss continues:

Moreover, he argued that if divine design was not "overwhelmingly evident" then the associated claims must be viewed as ideology, and not science. 

I must confess that I’m having some trouble parsing this sentence, though it does not seem to correspond to what the cardinal said, which was: "Any system of thought that denies or seeks to explain away the overwhelming evidence for design in biology is ideology, not science." This assertion seems fairly straightforward: The cardinal believes that the evidence for design in biology is so overwhelming that it cannot be denied or explained away without the result ceasing to be science and becoming an ideological construct.

One could agree or disagree with the cardinal on this point, but I have trouble squaring this with the representation of the remark in Dr. Krauss’s letter, so there may have been a typo or a drafting problem.

He attacked not only Neo-Darwinism, but also the multiverse hypothesis of modern cosmology, both of which he claimed were "invented to avoid the overwhelming evidence for purpose and design found in modern science".   

I think that the cardinal has a fair point here. It is arguable that many neo-Darwinists shape their theories in order to avoid evidence for purpose and design in nature, and it is very arguable that this is a key motivator behind the multiverse hypothesis.

Physicists have proposed mathematical models that would allow for the existence of a multiverse, but as yet nobody has actual evidence for other universes, and if you listen to discussions of why one might want to believe in a multiverse, the subject of avoiding design inevitably comes up.

For example, in Dr. Krauss’s book The Physics of Star Trek, he notes that a very large number of features of our universe seem to be calibrated to allow the existence of life. In other words, it looks like our universe was set up to allow life to exist. Dr. Krauss then goes on to raise the consideration that this may be an illusion caused by the fact that there are many universes in existence and that they have different features and that we just happen to be living in one of the universes that is so configured that intelligent life can exist. So of course this universe has the features for life. That doesn’t mean that it was designed to have life. . . . if there are bunches of other universes that are inhospitable to life and don’t have any.

And that’s true. If there are a large number of universes (let’s say that there are an infinite number, just to make it easy) and if their relevant physical properties vary randomly then surely some of them will randomly have the right combination of features to allow the existence of life, and so any species arising in such a universe would see around itself a universe that looked designed to have life even though it was actually random chance that produced these results.

But none of this gives us evidence for other universes or for the idea that their features vary randomly.

In fact, one could argue that postulating the existence of such universes to avoid the appearance of design in this way would be to appeal to evidence that you don’t have. One could argue that, until we have evidence that other universes with random physical properties exist, one should stick with the appearance of design that this universe displays and infer the existence of a Designer.

Or one could argue that the apparent design of this universe is equally consistent either with the random multiverse hypothesis or with the design hypothesis and that science is not (at least presently) capable of distinguishing between the two.

(One could also say that there is a multiverse and that it is designed. Personally, that’s the one I’m hoping for, but only because I like parallel universe stories.)

In any event, we don’t have evidence for the existence of other universes. Mathematical models are not evidence. One can just as well construct mathematical models of the cosmos that incorporate a Designer. Until a model produces a prediction that is subject to falsifiability, Karl Popper won’t want to call it science.

As long as that is the case, the multiverse hypothesis cannot claim greater scientific legitimacy than the design hypothesis, and the point is fair that the multiverse hypothesis frequently seems to involve a motive of avoiding the idea of design.

Equally worrisome, in his effort to claim a line between the theory of evolution and religious faith, Cardinal Schšnborn dismissed the marvelous 1996 message of Pope John Paul II to the Pontifical Academy [of Sciences], calling it "rather vague and unimportant".

Yeah, that was a mistake.

It was, in places, not as precise as one might want, but to dismiss it in this way is not cricket, particularly for a cardinal.

Neither is what Schoenborn went on to do, which was to appeal to various papal audiences of John Paul II in an apparent attempt to neutralize the 1996 letter. He appeared to describe these audiences, in contrast to the 1996 letter, as containing "the real teaching of our beloved John Paul."

From an exegetical point of view, this is quite problematic. Neither papal audiences nor messages to the pontifical academy of sciences have a high level of magisterial authority. They’re both pretty low on the totem pole (compared, for example, to encyclicals). Indeed, if I had to decide which has more authority than the other, I’d go with the message over the audience since it represents a more extraordinary form of communication and thus carries greater weight and presumably had greater thoughtfulness go into it. (Audiences, by contrast, occur every week.)

However that may be, the proper approach is to seek whenever possible to harmonize what a given pope said in a message with what he said in his audiences, and it is a mistake to be dismissive of the former in favor of the latter.

I would note, though, that Cardinal Schoenborn is a native speaker of German rather than English, and so describing the letter as vague and unimportant may have had a different resonance and force in his linguistic community than it does in English.

It is vitally important, however, that in these difficult and contentious times the Catholic Church
not build a new divide, long ago eradicated, between the scientific method and religious belief. 

This is the language of diplomacy. While it is welcome to have scientists stating that the divide between scientific method and religious belief was "long ago eradicated," and while this is substantially true, there are particular areas–most notably on the question of origins and on medical ethics–where some are advocating a version of scientific method that will clash with religious belief because it would either (a) refuse a priori to acknowledge evidence for a Designer even if overwhelming evidence of design were amassed or (b) insist on conducting the scientific enterprise in ways that are immoral (e.g., experimenting on humans in immoral ways, up to an including creating and destroying human beings for purposes of medical experiments).

As long as that is the case, there will continue to be a tension between religious belief and at least those articulations of the scientific method that make these two mistakes.

We are writing to you today to request that you clarify once again the Church’s position on Evolution and Science, that you reaffirm the remarkable statements of Pope John Paul II and the International Theological Commission, so that it will be clear that Cardinal Schšnborn’s remarks do not reflect the views of the Holy See.

B16 may or may not make substantive clarifications on these points (if he does, he won’t cite Cardinal Schoenborn by name and give him a public spanking), but it is important to point out here that–while he was speaking in a private capacity–Cardinal Schoenborn’s views do not seem to fall outside of permitted Catholic opinion and (if he takes reasonable steps so that people will not think he is speaking for the Church) he is free to argue them in the marketplace of ideas.

As are his critics.

Dr. Krauss and his colleagues conclude:

We thank you for your consideration to this request, and wish you continued strength and wisdom as you continue to lead the Catholic Church in these difficult times.

Sincerely,

on behalf of:

Lawrence M. Krauss (Ambrose Swasey Professor of Physics, Professor of Astronomy, and Director, Center for Education and Research in Cosmology and Astrophysics, Case Western Reserve University)

Prof. Francisco Ayala (University Professor and Donal Bren Professor of Biological Sciences, Ecology, and Evolutionary Biology, Professor of Philosophy, and Professor of Logic and Philosophy of Science, University of Calfornia, Irvine)

Prof. Kenneth Miller (Prof of Biology, Brown University)

If I may add my own postscript to this, I’d like to give my compliments to Dr. Krauss and his associates for being willing to engage this issue in a thoughtful and positive way, and in particular they deserve compliments for even knowing about the ITC document (which didn’t make world headlines the way the 1996 message on evolution did, and so which most folks aren’t even aware of).

I hope other scientists will follow their example of positive engagement on such questions.

Talking With Your New Financial Advisor

Puttynosed_monkey_1Earlier today I posted some advice from John Stossel saying that when it comes to investing in the market you should forget what the experts say and either invest in an index fund or get a monkey to pick your stocks for you.

This, of course, leads to the question of how you will be able to communicate with your new financial advisor.

Fortunately, there is progress that is being made on that front!

Of course, there are some apes that have been able to
learn at least some sign language or other symbolic communications
systems designed by humans, but that’s apes. I am not aware of the extent to which
humans have been able to teach monkeys ways to communicate.

We are, however, starting to gain new insights into the ways that monkeys themselves communication.

FOR EXAMPLE, THE PUTTY-NOSED MONKEY (PICTURED) APPEARS TO HAVE SYNTAX.

This is the ability to combine linguistic elements–like words–into more complex wholes–like phrases or sentences.

The putty-nosed monkey, for example, has the ability to sequence is /pyow/ call and its /hack/ call in a way that means something other than what /pyow/ or /hack/ would mean on their own:

A sound known onomatopoeically as the “pyow” warns other animals against a lurking leopard, and a cough-like sound that scientists call a “hack” is used when an eagle is hovering near by.

The monkeys live in groups consisting of a single adult male accompanied by several adult females and their young. When the male utters this “sentence”, consisting of up to three pyows followed by up to four hacks, it seems to be a command telling others to move,generally to find safer, less exposed terrain.

[Dr. Arnold said:] “Observationally and experimentally we have demonstrated that this sequence serves to elicit group movement in both predatory contexts and during normal day-to-day activities such as finding food sources and sleeping sites.

“The pyow-hack sequence means something like ‘let’s go’ whereas the pyows by themselves have multiple functions and the hacks are generally used as alarm calls.”

So . . . if you’re consulting with your new financial advisor about the state of the stock market and he says something like /pyow! pyow! pyow! hack! hack! hack! hack!/ then it’s probably time to see about putting your money into bonds.

The Polar Grizzly

Polargrizzly

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a grizzly bear? Many have wondered but now the answer has arrived, thanks to a strange-looking bear shot last month by a hunter.

"Roger Kuptana, an Inuvialuit guide from Sachs Harbour, Northwest Territories, was the first to suspect it had actually happened when he proposed that a strange-looking bear shot last month by an American sports hunter might be half polar bear, half grizzly.

"Territorial officials seized the creature after noticing its white fur was scattered with brown patches and that it had the long claws and humped back of a grizzly. Now a DNA test has confirmed that it is indeed a hybrid — possibly the first documented in the wild.

"’We’ve known it’s possible, but actually most of us never thought it would happen,’ said Ian Stirling, a polar bear biologist with the Canadian Wildlife Service in Edmonton."

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Thinking: Can a polar hybrid be considered bipolar?

[JIMMY QUIPS: If the two bears are poles apart!]

Invasion Of The Bird Snatchers

Birds_of_paradiseThese are birds of paradise.

They’re a plant that looks like a bird. (No, really.)

They’re native to South Africa, but we’ve got ’em all over the place out here in California, where they’re used as a common ornamental plant.

The other night I was at a square dance and, between tips, I went outside for some cool air, since we’d been hot hashing really fast and I’d worked up a sweat. (Man, that was fun! My square got through the hot hash tip without any mistakes! Yee-haw!)

In the moonlight, I got to looking at the birds of paradise that were planted around the War Memorial Building (in Balboa Park, for those who know San Diego) where the dance was being held, and I got to thinking: These really do look like birds. I mean, amazingly so.

The fact that they’re not birds is obvious to human eyes if you get up close to them, but not all creatures have vision as good as humans, and not all see them up close.

So I thought: This can’t be a coincidence. There has to be some advantage to the plant if it looks like a bird. So what might that be?

Well, an obvious one is that if you’re a plant that looks like a pretty bird then humans will take a liking to you and plant you all over the place, thus furthering your survival/reproductive aims.

But I don’t know if humans have been doing this kind of horticulture for long enough to have tailored this plant breed to look like a bird (though we may have).

On the other hand, bugs eat plants and birds eat bugs, so maybe if you’re a plant that looks like a bird, it’ll scare off the bugs. Some bugs may have an avoidance instinct for anything that has a bird-like silhouette, so having one would again further the plant’s survival/reproductive aims.

And then what might birds think of this plant? If I were a bird that looked like this plant then I might want to hide among a bunch of them and thus mask my signature from potential predators. If these plants provided such birds with a really good hiding place then they’d hang out among them a lot and end up . . . uh . . . providing them with fertilizer, which will again further the plant’s survival/reproductive aims.

So this is getting kinda familiar: A plant that takes the form of an animal for purposes of furthering its own survival/reproductive aims? Possibly intermingling with the actual animals that it imitates?

You’re next!

MORE ABOUT BIRDS OF PARADISE.

(Oh, and before someone else says it: "No, it is I who will replace you!")

Left-Handedness: Not Another Lifestyle Choice

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Ever wondered about the origins of the left-handed among us? Scientists still do.

"Can openers, scissors and spiral-bound notebooks discriminate against lefties. Despite such challenges, 10 to 12 percent of the human population has historically preferred the left hand.

"Why doesn’t the number ever waiver? Nobody knows for sure, but new research supports a body of evidence that suggests genetics have a hand in it all.

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"[N]ew research supports a body of evidence that suggests genetics have a hand in it all."

Now there’s a relief. Here I was, afraid that left-handedness was just another lifestyle choice. My left-handed grandfather can now rest in peace, and my left-handed sister can now rest easy, with the knowledge that they likely were born that way. Will science never cease to amaze us?

Snarkiness aside, the article is an interesting overview of the history of the southpaw.

So Technically This Is An Insect. . . .

SixleggedlambWord has arrived of the birth of a six-legged lamb in Belgium.

EXCERPT:

The report said Maurice Peeters, a Belgian farmer, noticed there was something different about the lamb born on his ranch over the weekend.

"The vet immediately put his hand on it, and asked me if I’d seen it," Peeters told reporters who visited his home. "I said I’d seen it and I said I’d seen it has way too many legs."

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(Just kidding about that insect thing.)

Let’s Pray For These Guys

In case you haven’t heard, there was a horrific medical accident in England. Eight gentlemen were taking part in the first human trials of an experimental drug known as TGN1412, which is an anti-inflammatory steroid.

It worked okay in animal tests, but when it was given to humans, disaster resulted. Of the eight gentlement in the test, two received placebos, but the other six collapsed and two of them have major organ failure.

EXCERPTS:

A volunteer taking part in the trial who was given a placebo and therefore escaped the effects described the appalling scene on the ward.

Raste Khan, 23, a television technician, said: "The test ward turned into hell minutes after we were injected. The men went down like dominoes.

"First they began tearing their shirts off complaining of fever, then some screamed out that their heads felt like they were going to explode.

"After that they started fainting, vomiting and writhing around in their beds.

"It was terrifying because I kept expecting it to happen to me at any moment. But I felt fine and I didn’t know why."

Six volunteers suffered catastrophic reactions to trials of the new drug, TGN1412, at Northwick Park Hospital in Harrow, North-West London.

They were the first people in the world to test the drug, being developed by the German pharmaceutical firm, TeGenero, and designed to treat chronic inflammatory conditions and leukaemia. They were paid £2,000 each.

Four are in a serious condition but showing signs of improvement. Two remain critical.

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More from The Sun:

"It was terrifying because I kept expecting it to happen to me at any moment. But I felt fine and didn’t know why."

"An Asian guy next to me started screaming and his breathing went haywire as though he was having a terrible panic attack.

"They put an oxygen mask on him but he kept tearing it off, shouting ‘Doctor, doctor, please help me!’ He started convulsing, shouting that he was getting shooting pains in his back"

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More from Wikipedia:

Phase I clinical trials conducted by PAREXEL at Northwick Park Hospital, London, hospitalised 6 volunteers in March 2006, with at least 2 of them suffering major organ failure.

After the drug was administered to the last participant, the first participant started complaining of a severe headache, fever and pain and collapsed shortly after. Within a few hours, the remaining participants who received the actual drug had become ill as well, vomiting and complaining of severe pain. Within 12 hours all 6 had collapsed. At least one participant begged the doctors to "put him to sleep" because of the suffering.

Some of the men are reported to have experienced severe swelling with comparisons being made to The Elephant Man. According to doctors, this is caused by the large amount of fluids given as part of the treatment. The patients are being treated with anti-inflammatory steroids. Two of the men were reported to be in a critical condition with the remaining four being in a serious, but improving condition.

TeGenero has apologized to the families involved and insist that these effects were completely unexpected and that all protocols have been followed. An investigation of the case by authorities has now been commenced to find out if the reaction seen is due to a contamination of the drug given, a wrong dose being administered or if it is an inherent flaw in the drug. Criticism has been raised that 6 participants were given the drug in such a short time, which is against the recommendations of some standard literature.

WIKIPEDIA ON TGN1412.

The mention in the Wikipedia entery that police are investigating whether there is "contamination" in the drug given includes the possibility that there was deliberate tampering with the drug, which press accounts indicate the police are looking into.

The options here seem to be: (1) the drug is just harmful to humans where it isn’t to the animals used in trials, (2) accidental overdose, (2) deliberate overdose [highly unlikely], (3) accidental contamination, and (4) deliberate contamination.

The two with major organ failure are not likely to survive. Doctors are trying to flush the drug out of their systems, which produces the massive "Elephant Man"-like swelling that family members have reported.

Any way you go, let’s pray for these guys.

Well, We’ll Have To See . . .

Drudge is linking a story on Central Florida News 13 which is now inaccessible due to high traffic volume, so here’s a mirror of what it says:

Big NASA Announcement Today

NASA is planning to make a huge announcement today, about possible life in our own solar system.

Exact details of what we can expect to hear have not been released. We do know that evidence has been found that could point to life relatively close to the earth.

Official word is expected this afternoon at 2 p.m. We’ll have complete coverage of today’s big news when it is released. Tune to News 13 for the complete story.

I’m skeptical, but we’ll have to see.

UPDATE: Well, I was right. There was no announcement of possible extraterrestrial life. One of the high-IQ boys in the MSM failed to understand the nature of the press release he was reading.

What NASA did announce is the possible discovery of liquid water geysers on Saturn’s moon Enceladus.

Enceladus

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The Daily Planet adds:

Wink Blinkley, NASA chief of lost planets and planetoids, was ecstatic about the discovery: "It’s so cool to discover water geysers on one of the moons of Saturn! Not only, that, but it’s on a completely unknown moon! Nobody ever heard of Enceladus before. We’ve known for a long time that Saturn had moons, like Titan–the biggest moon in the solar system. But nobody knew that Saturn also had a moon named Enceladus, let alone that it had liquid water geysers! This is a double-discovery of stunning proportions!"

Attack Of The Blind Albino Yeti Crabs!

Yeti_crabWhat’s this?

That’s right! It’s a Kiwa hirsuta!

A what?

Well, it’s a creature that was discovered last year in the South Pacific, near Easter Island, though they only just announced its existence.

It’s similar to a lobster or a crab, but it’s so odd that they had to come up with a new family and genus name for it.

It’s family name is Kiwaida, after the Polynesian goddess of crustaceans, Kiwa.

To the name Kiwa they added hirsuta, which is Latin for "hairy." (Duh! It’s the critter’s most distinctive feature!)

The creature is about 6 inches long and is white and has only a vestigial membrane in place of eyes, so it’s blind.

Colloquially, those who discovered have been calling it a hairy lobster or a yeti lobster or a yeti crab.

H. P. Lovecraft would be proud.

GET THE STORY.

WIKIPEDIA ENTRY.

New Star Alert!

OphiuchusThere’s a new star in the sky this month.

This new star is a nova (Latin, "new"–duh!).

It’s actually a nova that we’ve known about for a while, but you normally can’t see it with the naked eye.

Why can we see it now?

The star is RS Ophiuchi, and it is a very rare kind of star, known as a recurrent nova–a nova that doesn’t just brighten up once but does so repeatedly.

There are only seven known stars that behave like RS Ophiuchi.

Here’s how it works: In its star system there are two stars: a red giant and a white dwarf.

Matter from the red giant is spilling out and forming an accretion disk around the white dwarf.

The white dwarf itself doesn’t have the mass needed for additional fusion reactions, so it slowly cools down.

But if there is another body–like a nearby red giant–discharging matter then eventually the matter in the accretion disk around the white dwarf gets massive enough that fusion can occur, and then

BANG!

there’s new nova outburst as it blows this matter outward. Hence: recurrent nova.

RS Ophiuchi is currently experiencing an outburst, which made it bright enough to be seen with the naked eye (normally you have to use artificial magnification to see it). The outburst was first  noticed in February, and astronomers all over the world have been watching.

Why?

Because RS Ophiuchi doesn’t do this very often. The last time was in 1985, or 21 years ago.

I don’t know if the star has faded to the point that it can no longer be seen with the naked eye, but if not then this may be your last chance to see it with the naked eye for . . . quite a while. We don’t know when it’ll flare up again.

LISTEN TO A SLACKER ASTRONOMY STORY ON THE CURRENT FLARE UP OF RS OPHIUCHI.