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• Love is a many-spotted thing.
• Even giraffes Eskimo-kiss.
• Hold still, Spotty; those strange two-legged animals who like to stare at us are almost done fooling around with their little black boxes.

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• Wake me up when the ice melts.
• Tell Santa I’ll get back to him after my siesta.
• PETA thinks I’d rather be out in the wild.  I let them think that.

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• I can’t wait for the seed-spitting contest later.
• And you thought ants could ruin a picnic.
• Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to leave some for you.

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• Once you become very, very sleepy, you will get rid of the dog.
• But the vet promised that my glass eyes would be indistinguishable from the real thing!
• Two Lidless Eyes are better than one.

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• Return to Tattoine.
• Requires a sunblock with a minimum protection of SPF 5000.
• Can I find a rainmaker in the Yellow Pages?

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• Shopping Mall Excited About Newly Installed Warp Core
• A Building That Desperately Needs Chiropractic Treatment
• "Pull Out One Of Those Pieces And The Whole Mall Will Come Down."

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• Don’t let the bull prod you in the butt on the way out.

• Let’s see how you like being branded!

• When the ticket agent told me it was "standing room only," he didn’t say that I’d be fighting the bulls for the space.

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• Hats From The 5th Dimension!
• Woman Secretly Spies On Unwitting Bird Using New Aviary Headgear
• Doctors Doing Close-Up Examinations Borrow "Watch The Birdie" Technique From Photographers

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On a wing and a prayer.

That air-traffic controller is going to have a lot of ‘splainin’ to do….

Your hanger or mine?

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Why reservations for dinner are necessary.

Uh, waiter, can’t I sit near the kitchen instead?

We’re working our way up to service for eight.