Okay.
Tell ya what.
Why don’t we avoid the stress of bitter elections like this in the future by having either the red states or the blue states secede from the union?
Only let’s not have a war this time. ‘Kay?
Category: Curios & Humor
Still Funny . . . One Last Time
FrankJ's Presidential Endorsement
Over at IMAO.US, FrankJ has made his presidential endorsement, using his hilarious and utterly imitable style of art.
His conclusion: “We need four more years of tax cuts and dead terrorists.”
FrankJ also has AN INTERESTING CATHOLIC EVANGELIZATION STRATEGY.
FrankJ’s Presidential Endorsement
Over at IMAO.US, FrankJ has made his presidential endorsement, using his hilarious and utterly imitable style of art.
His conclusion: “We need four more years of tax cuts and dead terrorists.”
FrankJ also has AN INTERESTING CATHOLIC EVANGELIZATION STRATEGY.
ABC: David Hasselhoff Pleads No Contest To DUI
He pled “no contest” rather than “guilty” because, although he was drunk, the car was under it own control at the time.
William Daniels (a.k.a. K.I.T.T.) was unavailable for comment.
ABC: David Hasselhoff Pleads No Contest To DUI
He pled “no contest” rather than “guilty” because, although he was drunk, the car was under it own control at the time.
William Daniels (a.k.a. K.I.T.T.) was unavailable for comment.
Favorite Current Bumper-Stickers
One says:
“MAKE LOVE, NOT CLONES”
Another says:
“MY SUV ♥ IRAQI OIL”
(If only I drove an SUV instead of a pickup.)
Dangerous Lawnmower Stunts?
Down yonder a reader asks concerning robotic lawnmowers that automatically cut people’s grass:
“Isn’t that dangerous? What if there are kids in the neighbourhood?”
It might well be. I don’t know what kind of safety precautions these things have or what laws there may be concerning where they can be used.
However, here’s an even more amazing lawnmower engineering thingie (cowboy hat tip: Southern Appeal).
It’s called the Sky Cutter, and you can order your own kit to make one remarkably inexpensively.
For the record, this isn’t a lawnmower that has been rejiggered to fly. It’s a model airplane that has been rejiggered to look like a lawnmower, one of a number of novelty model aircraft produced by FlyingThingZ.Com.
Most amazing is a film of the Sky Cutter in action–set to the tune of Cotton-Eyed Joe. As they put it at Southern Appeal: “Pure (Redneck) Genius”!
YEE-HAW!!!
WATCH THE MOVIE (Windows Media Player)
Device To Root Out Evil
What would youl think about a “sculpture” that looks like a church building turned upside down?
Offensive, right?
Okay . . . what if it were titled “Device to Root out Evil”?
Isn’t that what the Church is . . . from a certain point of view.
(“Luke, you’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.”)
IN-teresting . . .
GET THE STORY. (Oh yeah. Evil NYT-noit registration warning.)
Blessing In Disguise
For a Worth1000.Com photoshop contest on “literalisms” (common phrases visualized as literal situations via tthe magic of Photoshop). [WARNING: Some images may be mildly offensive.]