When It Rains, It Pours

Folks know that Catholic Answers is currently pursuing what I have referred to as Secret Project #4, which–according to my best current guess–is likely to launch this September, at which point I will say publicly what it is.

This one is a done deal. It’s going to happen. The only question is how fast we can push it forward. (Thanks much to those who are locally helping with one aspect of it!)

There is still the question of what the other three secret projects are. They have been on the back burner for some time and–should I ever take them off the stove entirely–I will also say what they were.

But just recently an unexpected door opened that has taken Secret Project #1 from the back burner to the front burner.

And it’s at a crucial juncture.

Which is also why I mention it. I’d very much like to see this project materialize, and I’d ask if folks might be willing to pray that the project successfully navigates the present juncture.

I can’t say that much about it, but I think it will do a significant amount of good for the Body of Christ, and I think that many people here will be quite interested and excited about it when I’m in a position to announce what it will be . . . if it gets past the present juncture. (If not, I’ll have to keep quiet about it for the present in case it can happen in another form.)

My best guess is that, if it succeeds in the next few weeks, I’ll be able to announce what the project is within a month, even before Secret Project #4 is unveiled.

When it rains, it pours.

Them Bones Are Gonna Rise Again

Recently I was writing
about how the way in which respect for the dead is
shown varies enormously from one culture to another, even within
Christendom.

By coincidence, I ran across some some pictures that dramatically illustrate this point, like the one below.
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This is a picture of a chandelier in the Sedlec Ossuary, which is
located in the parish of Santa Barbara in Sedlec in the Czech Republic.
As you can see, it is made from human skeletons.

To me, given my cultural background, I find this extremely creepy
and have a hard time imagining how people could feel that this is an
appropriate way of handling the remains of the dead, but that’s now how
things were perceived in their culture. At least a significant portion
of people had to feel that this was reverent for it to happen, and in a
church of all places.

And the Sedlec Ossuary isn’t the only thing of this type in
Christendom. There are others as well, such as Santa Maria della
Concezione dei Cappuccini in Rome, which also has a massive ossuary
crypt of similar nature.

And there’s another big one in Portugal.

Being aware of these things, even if one personally finds them
creepy, can be helpful when one is trying to evaulate the moral
theology of how the dead are to be treated. While respect for the
remains of the dead is morally mandatory, the way in which that respect
is shown in different cultures varies in striking ways.

The kind of taboo we have in America on displaying or touching the
remains of the dead is not a human universal or even a Christian
universal.

MORE INFO ON & PICTURES OF THE SEDLEC OSSUARY.

AND SANTA MARIA DELLA CONCEZIONE DEI CAPPUCCINI.

AND THE ONE IN PORTUGAL.

AND STILL OTHERS.

Y’know, when I see pictures like the ones linked above, I can’t help
thinking about the words from one version of the old spiritual "Dem
Bones" or "Dry Bones" (which was a spiritual long before it was a kids’
song):

Ezekiel said it in the Bible,
Chapter thirty-seven, ten
These ol’ bones are gonna wake up walkin’!
These ol’ bones are gonna rise again!

Hasta La Vista, Baby Jesus!

Yesterday we had a surprisingly Catholic-friendly comedy video from a Protestant source.

Here’s a surprisingly Catholic-friendly comedy video from an even more surprising source: MadTV!

I’m not saying it’s perfect, mind you–just that it’s a lot more Catholic-friendly than I would have thought possible for a show like MadTV.

       

(CHT: The Curt Jester!)

New B5 In 07

B5_1Babylon 5 creator Joe Michael Straczynski (JMS) has been hinting of late that there would be a new Babylon 5 project announced during his appearance at the San Diego Comicon (the world’s largest comic book convention, which they have here every year).

I didn’t go to the Comicon (there are so many people there that, to quote Charleton Heston, "It’s a madhouse! A madhouse!"), but I did Google his appearance this weekend to see what was being reported about it online.

Here’s what I found:

–JMS sold a movie to Ron Howard. It’s a thriller/mystery movie set in the ˜20s in Los Angeles. They want to get it into production as fast as possible and JMS is flying up there on the 3rd to meet with Ron Howard and those guys to go over the script and make sure everything is where it needs to be. It’s going to be a big budget film. Ron Howard is a nice guy. The first time JMS had a phone conference with him about the script, JMS called him Mr. Howard and the reply was "You hired my dad on Babylon 5, you can call me whatever you want." Possibly it could be in production by the first part of next year.

–JMS was up in Toronto recently and they did a 12 episode radio drama series for the CBC called the Adventures of Apocalypse Al. It’s kind of a film noir style comedy drama science fiction supernatural series a la Men In Black or Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It’s in little 5 minute chunks and it’s fall-down funny.

–A pilot for Touchstone has started for a dramatic prime time network series called BORROWED LIVES. It was actually sold last year but it was too late to go into development but now they’re actually in the script stage.

–[JMS’s comic book] RISING STARS is in development with Sam Raimi’s production company for a series.

–[JMS’s comic book] MIDNIGHT NATION is being bid on by two different studios for a movie.

–He pitched [his graphic novel] DREAM POLICE to a major studio, they want to do a motion picture and they’re negotiating now for JMS to write it.

–And there’s something else: WB came to him as they do periodically wanting to do something with B5. They asked if he wanted to do a feature film but JMS declined mainly because he can’t yet picture structuring a B5 movie "as long as Andreas and Rick insist on staying dead." Maybe in a year or two he’ll be able to but right now he can’t do something big. What JMS suggested was a bunch of short films ‘little mini-movies, an anthology show set in the Babylon 5 universe. They said, "Okay." There’s a network already interested in carrying them but they’re also planned for direct to DVD. This will be "Babylon 5: The Lost Tales", a lot of small stories that never made it into the series that he’s rediscovered notes for. And JMS wants no interference, complete creative support "in writing". They said, "Okay." And JMS wants to direct them. They said, "Okay." The first will be three individual stories about three of the main characters (to be determined). The plan is to shoot in September, post-production Oct.-Dec. and they’ll probably come out the second quarter of 2007 [SOURCE].

How he’s going to fit this in amid all the other projects he’s got going on, I’m not sure, but I’ll be interested to see what they come up with.

Incidentally, JMS himself adds a few more details over at JMSNews:

[W]e’re looking at 3 half-hour
episodes/stories for the first DVD, with additional features and the
like in the other half hour. Each story will be worked around a given
established character, the specifics of which are still TBD contingent
upon availabilities and other issues.

We have a budget, we’re greenlit, we’re going.

As for what prompted the interest now at WB…it’s only recently that
they’ve finally run through all 5 seasons, which for many years now has
been a constant source of revenue, and I think they would love to have
something to continue to with. The recent news re: Changeling [that’s the name of the script he sold to Ron Howard] probably
didn’t hurt, but the deal was actually being negotiated long before
there *was* a feature film deal with Imagine. As I recall, we
finalized the deal right around the time that the Imagine news was
announced.

It was a rather extraordinary 24 hours.

I held off saying anything until I was cleared by WB to announce it as
a go project. Ultimately, whether we shoot in Vancouver or elsewhere
will be a function of the deal that gets made locally [SOURCE].

I was surprised at how little coverage there is on the Net so far, but a kindly reader also sent me a link to the coverage of the new B5 project on Ain’t It Cool News and–as commonly happens with AICN–they schmutz up the report with unnecessary offensive language and need to have their collective mouthes washed out with soap (make that lye soap, for good measure).

More Credit Where Credit Is Due

Despite problems I also have with certain recent votes taken by the U.S. Senate, I also want to give them credit when it is due to them (EXCERPTS):

The Senate voted yesterday to make it a crime to take a pregnant minor to another state to obtain an abortion without her parents’ knowledge, handing a long-sought victory to the Bush administration and abortion opponents.

The bill would help about three dozen states enforce laws that require minors to notify or obtain the consent of their parents before having an abortion. It would bar people — including clergy members and grandparents — from helping a girl cross state lines to avoid parental-involvement laws. Violations could result in a year in prison.

Most states have passed such laws, but courts have invalidated at least nine of them, advocacy groups say. Maryland and Virginia have parental-notification laws; the District does not. The Senate voted 65 to 34 to approve the bill, which is similar to one the House has approved before, including last year.

The White House said the measure would "protect the health and safety of minors" and "protect the rights of parents to be involved in the medical decisions of their minor daughters consistent with the widespread belief among authorities in the field that it is the parents of a pregnant minor who are best suited to provide her counsel, guidance and support."

The administration urged House and Senate negotiators to reconcile their differences and send Bush a bill to sign. Unlike the Senate version, the House measure would penalize physicians who knowingly perform abortions for minors who circumvented parental-involvement laws.

GET THE STORY.

“Baby Got Book!”

BabygotbookA reader writes:

Perhaps, you’ve seen this music video—“baby got book”–but I had to flag it all the same. My best friend who is a Baptist sent me this link. I found it very funny and its two references to Catholicism were lighthearted and friendly. According to his bio, the singer “south paw,” a graduate of Kentucky Christian University on a full ride tetherball scholarship, started his own “new, super cool church in Cleveland Ohio.” Perhaps, good clean humor can foster dialog amongst different religious groups? Sure takes a little of the pressure off.

Thanks for the link. I’d seen the video a piece back and thought seriously about blogging it, because it is quite funny–and moreso the more you know about Bibles. I also appreciated the two Catholic-friendly references in the video, especially the second. When I heard the second, I thought, "Oh, he didn’t have to do that. That was real nice!"

The thing that stopped me from doing so was . . . well . . . my almost total ignorance of rap music. I got the feeling watching the video that there were references to different secular rap songs in it, and I was concerned that some of these might be to offensive rap songs, even though this video itself is totally clean. In fact, I know that there’s at least one reference of that nature to a highly offensive rap song in the vid. What they do is turn the reference on it’s head so that it’s a kind of totally-clean poke at the offensive song, but–as the Emperor Cartagia explained–"Humor is such a subjective thing."

Having said that, if you’re willing to take the risk of seeing a clean Christian parody of offensive rap stuff,

GET THE VIDEO.

St. Mr. T?

Saint_mr_tA reader writes:

I am fascinated by the person popularly known as Mr.T. He is such a
curiosity that I cannot seem to put him out of my mind. I wonder
about things like "Does he go to bed with his jewelry on?" "Is he
always Mr.T or does he become Mr.Other Name when he gets home after a
day of work?" "Is his father, T Senior (presumably), ashamed that his
son did not pursue a more respectable career as a scientist named Dr.
Q?" "Does he eat his own cereal?" "Does he wear more or less jewelry
when going to weddings?" Such a human enigma!

I don’t have definite information on all of these questions, though here’s what information I have:

According to Wikipedia’s entry on him, Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud, though that’s not his name now. He changed his name to Laurence Tero and then to Mr. T. Literally: Mr. T. He therefore does not go home and have another name. He also does not seem to go to bed with the jewelery on–at least anymore–since it appears that he gave up wearing the jewelery (at least the chains) after he became involved in relief efforts following Hurricane Katrina last year. He did, however, sometimes wear it to bed in the past, "to see how my ancestors, who were slaves, felt." Since givingup the chains, he presumably doesn’t wear them to weddings now, either. I would assume that he has eaten his own cereal at least once. I know if I were joing to license a cereal, I would want to make sure it tastes okay. And I’d hope that his father is proud of him given how successful he’s been.

The reader continues:

Then I wondered what would happen to him if he were to A) Convert to
Catholicism and live an exemplary life (not that I am judging his
current life) and B) Die and finally C) Become canonized — what
would we call this saint? Would it be St.Mr.T with both titles (saint
and mister) or would the St. just replace the Mr. and we would just
call him St.T?

Somehow St. T just does not have the same weight as Mr.T. I think it
is the second syllable in mister that makes the name really work. It
is kind of like growling when you say it "Mis-TERRR".

It seems in general titles earned in this life are dropped when the
St. is added. For example, it is not St. Sister Therese but just
plain old St. Therese. The only sort of exception to this would be
the nickname that goes after the name to distinguish this St. First
Name from other saints First Name. For example St. Therese the Little
Flower.

In such a case, I wonder if it would be appropriate to refer to him
as St.T of the Mister or something like that.

Anyway, I was just curious about titles and how they work with saints
and wondered if you could provide any insight into that whole thing.

Mr. T apparently is a Christian, who is reported to take his faith seriously these days. If he were to become a Catholic and (at least henceforth) lead a life of heroic virtue then he would potentially be eligible for formal canonization.

Should he be canonized then–at least as things stand now–he would be referred to as St. Mr. T because the Mr. is an actual part of his name. It is not an honoriffic, but the first part of his legal name.

Of course, if he had aspirations toward canonization then he might change his name again–perhaps back to Laurence Tureaud, but as things stand now, it would be St. Mr. T.

Hope this clears up some of the mystery surrounding this human enigma!

CHT to The Curt Jester for Photoshopping the above image, and especially for his creative take on what kind of halo St. Mr. T would have!

 

New Medjugorje Commission Announced

Earlier this month, I wrote:

In his pontificate, B16 has been quietly (or not so quietly) dealing with issues that appeared to drift during the pontificate of John Paul II. He reined in the Franciscans in Assisi; he reined in the Neocatechumenal Way; he dealt with the Fr. Maciel matter. I’m wondering if the discussion he had with Bishop Peric included an initiative to clarify where the Church is regarding the subject of Medjugorje.

New evidence has surfaced that my suspicions were correct. Over the weekend I got word from Diane of Te Deum of a story in the European press reporting the formation of a new episcopal commission to investigate Medjugorje. Before I could blog about it, though, word came today that Catholic News Service had confirmed it with the Cardinal who will be overseeing the commission (CHT: Amy).

First,

HERE’S DIANE’S TRANSLATION OF THE EUROPEAN STORY

and

HERE’S THE CNS STORY.

Now for some analysis:

The European story notes that the announcement of the new commission came after the recent meeting of the Bosnia-Hercegovina bishops’ conference in Banja Luka (I just love the sound of that name: Banja Luka. Cool!).

According to the story,

This announcement surprised many, because Medjugorje was not even one of the topics discussed at the meeting.

It also stated:

From our information, the request for the establishment of a new commission comes from the Vatican,

That certainly coheres with the idea of the commission not being discussed at the meeting. If it was the initiative of the local bishops then one would expect it to be discussed. If it were a Vatican initiative, it might not be.

It even more strongly coheres with a few points of evidence from the CNS story. First,

"The commission members have not been named yet," Cardinal Puljic told Catholic News Service in a July 24 telephone interview. "I am awaiting suggestions from the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith" on theologians to appoint.

So that establishes involvement of the CDF on some level, but most tellingly,

When asked if the new commission was the idea of the doctrinal congregation or of the bishops’ conference, Cardinal Puljic said, "I would rather not answer that question."

Okay. That’s it. Slam dunk. Case closed. The Holy See requested the new commission.

Also (though is is a lesser point):

Officials from the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith were not available July 24 for comment.

Here’s exactly what happened:

<Knowledgable Guess Mode> Pre-16 felt for a long time that the community of the faithful would benefit from a clarification of where the Church is with respect to Medjugorje, and so after he became pope, he resolved to provide one. But this matter is delicate and could not best be dealt with in the manner of a motu proprio as the Franciscans of Assisi were. It needed a more indirect approach. He therefore approached his successor as head of the CDF, Cardinal Levada, and asked him to begin preparations for a new commission conducted under the auspieces of the local bishops’ conference. He also informed Bishop Peric earlier this year and Cardinal Puljic as well. Bishop Peric took the opportunity to signal the likely direction–or at least his desired direction–for the commission’s conclusions by stating B16 privately expressed skepticism about the apparitions and by publicly calling on the seers to stop making their claims. After the remainder of the bishops had been informed of the commission, Cardinal Puljic then made it public.</Knowledgable Guess Mode>

In case anyone needs a reminder of why B16 might feel that a clarification of the Church’s position is needed, I quote a passage from Bishop Peric’s confirmation homily that I quoted in my previous post regarding how serious the situation in the diocese is:

[I]n this local Church of Mostar-Duvno, there exists something similar to a schism. A number of priests that have been expelled from the Franciscan OFM Order by the Generalate of the Order, due to their disobedience to the Holy Father, for years now have been forcefully keeping a few parish churches and rectories along with church inventory. They have not only been illegally active in these parishes, but they have also administered the sacraments profanely, while others invalidly, such as Confession and Confirmation, or they have assisted at invalid marriages. This type of anti-ecclesial behaviour is shocking to all of us. At the same time, this scandal of sacrilegiously administering the sacraments, especially of the Most Holy Body of Christ, must shock all the faithful as well who invalidly confess their sins to these priests and participate in sacrilegious liturgies. We pray to the Lord that this scandal and schism be uprooted as soon as possible from our midst.

According to the CNS story:

The cardinal said he did not expect the commission to be established until sometime in September because of the summer holidays.

He said the primary task of the commission would be to review a 1991 report from the region’s bishops that concluded, "It cannot be affirmed that these matters concern supernatural apparitions or revelations." [i.e., a non constat de supernaturalite result]

In addition, he said, the commission would be asked to review pastoral provisions that forbid official diocesan and parish pilgrimages to Medjugorje, while at the same time allowing priests to accompany groups of Catholics in order to provide the sacraments and spiritual guidance.

Now, I can’t make any concrete predictions regarding what the commission will end up announcing, but the direction of these events would not be encouraging for those who would like to see official approval of the apparitions or a loosening of pilgrimage rules–unless B16 is a closet supporter of Medjugorje, which would seem not to be the case if Bishop Peric was honest in what he said in his confirmation homily. Specifically, he said:

[A]ccording to the words of our current Pope, who I encountered during an audience on 24 February this year, [he] commented that at the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith they always questioned how all these “apparitions” could be considered authentic for the Catholic faithful.

If that is accurate then it would seem that the holy father’s intention for the new commission would be directed toward one of three ends:

1) Reaffirming the status quo on the apparitions (non constat de supernaturalite) and pilgrimages (unofficial ones permitted with clerical support) in a more forceful manner

2) Reaffirming the status quo on the apparitions (non constat de supernaturalite) but placing new restrictions on pilgrimages (e.g., disallowing priests to accompany pilgrimages to the site)

3) Downgrading the status on the apparitions (i.e., to constat de non supernaturalite) and placing new restrictions on pilgrimages.

The irregular situation of the local ex-Franciscans may also be dealt with anew in an attempt to bring them into line.

Of course, the future is not yet written (from man’s perspective), and none of those things might happen, but if B16 really did take the tone with Bishop Peric that Bishop Peric reported then it sounds as if the best that devotees of the apparitions would be likely to see happen would be a reiteration of the status quo in hopes of ending some current abuses.

Whatever happens, it’s likely to be painful and disappointing to some people on some side of the issue.

So let’s keep the matter in prayer and ask God that healing will be brought to the situation through the commission’s work and that it will reach accurate and wise conclusions that reflect the truth of the matter, whatever the truth may be.

Weeeeelllllllll. . . . Isn’t That “Special”

McgowanEXCERPTS:

Meet Kathleen McGowan, novelist and self-proclaimed descendant of a union between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. McGowan, who says she is from the "sacred bloodline" Brown made famous in his mega-selling novel [The Da Vinci Code].

[A]mong believers are her powerful literary agent and the editors at New York publisher Simon & Schuster, who are throwing their weight behind her autobiographical religious thriller The Expected One, out July 25, with a sizable first printing of 250,000 copies.

"Everyone’s going to think I’m on The Da Vinci Code bandwagon, but I’m not," says McGowan, who began working on her book in 1989. The Da Vinci Code was published in 2003.

McGowan originally self-published her novel last year and it sold only 2,500 copies.

Simon & Schuster is spending $275,000 to promote The Expected One and is sending the author on a cross-country tour beginning Aug. 3 in Los Angeles.

Trish Todd, editor in chief at Touchstone, a division of Simon & Schuster . . . says she has no problem believing McGowan’s claim that she descends from a marriage between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. "Yes, I believe her. Her passion and her mission are so strong, how can she not be?"

The Expected One is the story of Maureen Paschal, a woman who begins to have visions of Mary Magdalene, discovers she is a descendant of Mary and Jesus and undergoes a dramatic search for a gospel written by Mary that is hidden in southwestern France. In a parallel plot, McGowan tells what she says is the actual story of the marriage and children of Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

The title of the book, she explains, is taken from an ancient prophecy that tells of a woman chosen by divine providence to bring the real story of Mary Magdalene’s life to the world.

McGowan calls this a novel but says it mirrors her own life. Maureen’s visions, she says, are "verbatim" accounts of her own visions of Mary Magdalene. "Maureen is a fictional character," she says, "but there is a lot of me in Maureen. I know it will be hard for people to accept this, but it’s true."

Though McGowan says she is descended from Jesus and Mary Magdalene, she won’t say whether she, like the fictional Maureen, is "The Expected One."

"I’m not grandiose about this, and it concerns me a lot that I could be portrayed that way," McGowan says. "I don’t want it to appear that I’m standing up and saying I’m the expected one. That’s a dangerous, ego-driven kind of thing."


So far, McGowan is offering only her word about her lineage and only hints at her proof.
In addition to the visions, she says, she has discovered that her family is related to an ancient French lineage that traces its roots to Jesus and Mary Magdalene’s descendants. Legend holds that Mary Magdalene settled in France after Jesus’ crucifixion and resurrection. "That’s all I’m prepared to say right now," McGowan says. Some members of her family, she explains, want her to respect their privacy and not discuss it.

Despite the lack of hard evidence, McGowan’s supporters include her literary agent Larry Kirshbaum, who left his position as CEO of Time Warner Books in December to start his own literary agency. McGowan was one of his first clients and he helped her get a seven-figure, three-book deal with Simon & Schuster. (Her next two books pick up where The Expected One leaves off.)

And USA Today has proven itself perfectly willing to prostitute itself in order to promote this trash, giving the subject voluminous amounts of space meant to promote the book, including an excerpt of the novel itself.

GET THE STORY.

AND THE EXCERPT.

AND A REVIEW.

Here we go again, folks!

Incidentally, McGowan gets further into her novel than Dan Brown did before she makes a literary blunder. The very first word of the first sentence of The Da Vinci Code was a dud. McGowan made it through at least six words before her first sentence started to go off the tracks.

OH, AND HERE ARE KATHLEEN MCGOWAN’S REVIEWS OF OTHERS FOLKS’ BOOKS ON AMAZON. INTERESTING READING MATERIAL SHE’S INTO.

AND HERE’S HER HOMEPAGE.